Describe your perfect partner include picture
rich
big dick
big tits
4 arms
"perfect" couple with phony forced smiles.
OP you soulless simpleton get a grip.
Mine is
>Cute and Small
>Decisive, Outgoing, and Confident
>Wants to see me happy
>Benefits from having me around
>Likes touching and enjoys groping and teasing
>Isn't held back by bias, or wants to impress friends
>Has a good life goal in mind that isn't just to have fun
>Good job/degree like bio
>Will talk with me about the dumb shit i think about
>Has hobbies that she will talk to me about
>Won't hate my hobbies but doesn't need to do it as well
>Will tell me how to make myself better/ less annoying
>Pushes and helps me
Fetish stuff:
>Want's to feel in control but not to the point of see me as lesser
>Likes dominating me in bed, will occasionally switch
>Into pegging, and will at least let me explore stuff like crossdressing
>Nothing publicly
Not necessary but sounds hot:
>Health nut goes to the gym every day
>Pays Sports
>Rich
>Enjoys shopping and doing girly stuff
>>24883194
> not a bitch
> postive mind
> 7 - 9 /10 qt
> not fat
>>24883226
Yeah... and what are your stats?
my wife[waifu/spoiler]
>posting an image of your wife so strangers can masturbate to her
My plebian tastes are still my tastes
>5'2 to 5'9
>Interesting to talk to
>Not extremely sexually experienced like me
>Open to trying drugs/mind altering substances
>College educated
>Well paying job
>Supple thighs and ass
>Can handle offensive jokes and other non pc shit
>mfw going on a date with a girl who fits almost all these qualities tomorrow
>mfw probably going to fuck up like usual
>white
>doesn't have brown eyes
>isn't very interested in politics or religion
>isn't fat
>is at least 6/10
>is critical with what movies, shows, books, and music she's into
That's it.
>>24883259
uhh
>Analytical
>quiet
>messed up by childhood abuse
Basically just want someone who's the opposite of me socially and will be the person who cares about me basically
>>24883226
Soooo... everything you aren't?
>>24883194
Shorter than me by around a foot.
younger than me by around a year.
short hair thats so dark it has no brown in it. blueish jet black.
small nose and mouth
big eyes.
i dont care about chest size.
>>24883925
I forgot personality.
Tomboyish.
loyal.
likes video games and anime.
also forgot to say skinny.
>Small, 5'3"-5'7
>Petite
>Some curves; enough to clearly distinguish her from a boy
>Long dark, wavy/curly hair
>Dark eyes
>Feminine features
>Has humour & taste
>Interested in things beyond facebook memes; has some sort of dream or ambition
>Kinda bookish or artsy
I'm a 7-7.5/10 6' male (get called handsome quite often, but no Chad looks) with social anxiety, study Computer science and get along with people without having friends; know a lot about music, arts and humanities in general
>>24883925
>>24883959
So a average dude?
>>24883959
>>24883925
I like actually wan't to know if there's any difference between the girl you want and pic
Aya shalkar is my idea of a "perfect" partner
>>24883194[/spoiler}Single.
>>24883194
>Product name: "Aigis"
>Fully autonomous
>Stronger than any human
>Programmable, with sources and documentation for all included software
>biometrically locked to be my property
>bodyguard function
>housemaid function
>lewd sex function
>>24884949
Ah, I forgot to mention:
>Titan frame
>Aramid shell
>Art-deco style
>rapid fire guns embedded in hands
Literally perfection. No mortal roastie can compete with this.
>>24884949
Good taste anon-kun-chan-family-bruv
>>24883194
peronality:
>charismatic (to balance me)
>intelligent
>man of few words
>outgoing
>assertive
>motivated
>great with children
emotional stuff
>controlling
>obsessive
>manipulative
>dominant
>gentle
>needy
physical
>taller than me
>wears glasses
>>24883194
>winning smile
>sense of humor
>>24883194
My ideal partner would be:
>female around my age (20)
>tall (I'm 6'4" myself)
>anything except extremely underweight, overweight, or fit (lack of pic related)
>really nerdy or at least ok with me having really nerdy interests (video games, anime, MtG, etc.)
>loyal; I'm very monogamous and need my partner to be the same
>ok with me being a bit more conservative; I'm not religious but I still think sex is special and am not down for lewd things unless I'm dating someone
>doesn't look down on me for my idealistic, sometimes naive, view of people and the world
>conversely, doesn't think I'm stupid when I lose that faith in people and feel cynical
>puts effort into communication, such as proper spelling and grammar, and starts conversations with more than "hey :)"
>honest; I try my best to be open about myself and would want the same from my partner
I'm probably asking for too much, but I'm sure she's out there somewhere. Until I find her I'm just gonna have to work on improving myself so that I can be her ideal guy too.
>>24885067
>controlling
>obsessive
>manipulative
>dominant
>gentle
>needy
How do you keep hope that people who fit this aren't crazy?
At least 194 cm tall, thick curls and fair-haired, Scandinavian, dark green eyes, very intelligent, Good sense of humor, attractive face/body, social and extraverted, no skin-problems/allergies/glasses, Clever and skillful, Healthy and strong, Never smoked; never drank alcohol; never did drugs, Not religious (same as being intelligent), Not a misgynoist but also not a feminazi, nice but not submissive, Want to do lots of stuff (also outside, hiking par example), Creative and mentally healthy, same interests, also wants a big family, protective, nice voice, good at memorising things.
>>24885067
I can almost see you in my mind's eye, and I don't like you one bit.
Wealthy, healthy, /fit/,
not too crazy, intelligent, has goals
submissive, very feminine, interest in silly things, few guy friends, more impressed by me than by other guys
makes fun of other guys by rejecting them in front of me
starts sucking my cock in the morning without request
low partner count, freak in bed
likes threesomes with hot girlfriends
a human male who likes some form of art, doesn't have lots of friends (like me), has similar taste to me, is smart, and wants to hang out with me, likes weed, good sense of humour, honest, and likes spending time with me, doesn't have to look like anything but I want someone near the same objectively as me on the "outta 10" scale
>>24885128
>How do you keep hope that people who fit this aren't crazy?
i find it easier to get along with people who are somewhat mental. Plus that way i would be like their anchor because i'm pretty assured and collected. So they'd be dependent on me and can never leave me ^_^ (unless they want to die)
>>24885266
I don't think I would like someone that is too dependent. It would feel like a burden.
>>24885264
oh and lemme add, he should be interested in me. when I come back here I better have a bf
>>24885167
don't act like you aren't a sick and twisted form of a man anon
>>24885328
it's not about the burden, it's about the position you have in the relationship. you'd be the one in power, you cut ties or keep them anon
>>24884674
seems cute but I don't trust 4chan to not show me traps. plus 2d>3d
>>24885580
it's clearly a guy
>>24884294
no just a girl thats as tolerable as possible.
>>24885264
>likes weed
Into the trash with you.
>>24885604
I thought so cause of the shoulders.
>>24885614
What's holding you back from the boipussy where you would have lots of people to chose from?
>>24885264
How do you get weed if you don't have friends? How would you even make a connection to get it?
>>24885669
Meh it's not a given but I like it a lot and don't see myself quitting for any long period of time other than for work or if I was sick, if you were my bf I'd buy the weed for you you'd just have to put up with me, it'd be fun I'll show you some movies I like
>>24885667
I like chicks. I don't like male bodies at all. I wish I'd been born a lesbian. I'm not dumb enough to be trans though.
>all these robots desperately wishing for some Stacey to come along and save them from their boring lives
you guys are literally the male equivalent of those women in their late 30s-early 40s who are still waiting for "Mr. Right"
>>24885711
You. You're pretty awesome.
>>24885827
I think you might be projecting a little bit.
>>24885747
>Don't like Male bodies
men can have the same proportions as women
why aren't you dating a guy?
>>24885827
>implying risk for anything less than perfection is worth it.
>>24885830
u 2 man, just for thinking I am, I like you
see I'm not hard to please
spoiler]I'm a man[/spoiler]naw just fukin around
>>24885962
oops why did it do that lol I'm dumb
*suicides due to shame*
>>24885935
a penis is enough to turn me off, even if you werent lying.
>>24886061
Why? What caused you to not like dicks?
I'm actually being serious this isn't to waste your time or anything
>>24886094
nothing caused it, I just don't dick means its a boy and I don't like other males. being straight, not liking dicks, not liking dicks means I like girls, which means I'm straight and it's pretty self reinforcing after that, and I don't wish to change. I'm pretty much a 0 on the kinsey scale.
>>24886204
>nothing caused it
Yes it did, you literally like guys in girl bodies why don't you like girls in girl bodies?
>>24886318
i do like girls in girl bodies I just want someone thats easier to hang out with than a vapid whiny bitch who shares nothing in common with me. Basically a tomboy is more likely to be tolerable. I can be friends with guys in guy bodies, but I'm not sexually attracted to them.
>>24886440
Why, anon why. Dig deep.
>>24886484
Why what now.
I don't like men because I'm heterosexual. Even if thats a tautology.
I like tomboys because you can hang out with them and then they get cute and embarrassed in matters relating to a relationship. Theres a hidden girly side that makes them uncomfortable, and them only showing it to me as a great symbol of trust, and as a way for me to help them work through issues, sounds like a great romance plot to me.
Other personality types I can like if you care about that is Yandere, very rarely Tsundere, Kuudere, shy girl, and occasionally tired girl. Notice that most of those are they only show affection towards me.
You don't even have to call the body tupe reverse trap, because you can call it loli.
So be specific with what your asking cause I don't know what to say.
>>24886594
I mean at this point i realize i won't get anything from you but what you described is also true of many guys.
Basically what i hoped it would lead to is that either you were told homosexuals are weird and that's keeping you from even considering it or something like that. And no hating gay people isn't required for that to happen it's just one of those things that sticks in your mind and you accept it as truth until it come in conflict with something else and you have to reconsider it.
>>24886646
Maybe the opposite of "being straight is normal" but the simple answer is I'm just not gay. To be frank, being gay is a rarity among species.
>>24886824
But it's not non existent, also we as a species have lots of things not commonly found in other species like using tool and such.
>>24886853
My point is its already unlikely that I'm gay, AND I'm telling you I'm not gay, so why are you insisting I'm in the closet.
> she has to be fun to hang out with
> funny
> smart
> ambitious and hard working
> loyal to a fault
I want her to be a female reflection of myself that will always be by my side through thick and thin.
Smart
Funny
Has a good relationship with family
A job that makes at least 60k
>>24883194
loyal
understanding
intelligent
>>24883306
>Not extremely sexually experienced like me
>Open to trying drugs/mind altering substances
Hard combo to find desu. How old are you?
>>24885173
The more a lady likes other ladies, the less she likes givin' bj's, m8.
>>24883226
Pretty much the same as me
>>24883194
> feels gud mane....
>>24883226
Oh I'm exactly that, but not a girl or into girly stuff.
DIS tbqh desu senpai senpai
She's chubby, introverted, likes MST3k and lives near me.
And she doesn't exist, of course.
>I'm literally perfect for most robots ITT
I want a clone of myself of the other gender though
>>24889190
shut the fuck up roastie
>>24883194
>intelligent yet modest of one's own mental capabilities
>funny
>confident
>introverted
>lacking of any mental/ personality disorders such as depression
>at least 5'7
>same taste in comedy, art, music, and movies as me
>goes to Uni or has a career
>not too much overweight or underweight
>Handyman in a sense where he can help me with some problems I am having
>not focused on other women besides me
>Active in politics with moderate opinions
>a bit hyper sexual, but no disgusting fetishes
