If you had an exact clone of yourself, would you do lewd stuff together?
>>24882705
I feel like I'd first have to get over the freakiness of having something that looks, sounds and thinks like I do.
I literally looked at pictures of myself the other day and got turned on so yes
>>24882730
Yeah, one of you is already bad enough.
>>24882705
Of course I would, I'm hot as hell. Then I'd use our weird clone twin powers to get chicks and have threesomes.
lolno, i'm fucking disgusting
>>24882705
I would do so much lewd. You don't even know. I've already masturbated to a mirror a few times.
>Both of us have 7x5.5 cocks
>Invite ex and her sister over
>Make Foursome video
>Upload to pornhub
>Get bitches
>Get money
I would have clone me kill real me so my mom's heart isn't broken and so Jesus has to let me in heaven since I didn't kill myself.
>>24882705
I was asking people the other week if it would be gay if you fucked a clone of yourself. Most said yeah, so then i asked what if the clone jacked you off, it's the same as having a wank right.
>>24882786
clone-you can't live with the guilt and kills himself
I'd suck myself off because I always wanted to see what a cock tastes like (and don't bullshit me and say you never tried sucking your own dick).
Then I'd let my clone suck me off, because he'd want it since he's me, and I want to see how a BJ feels.
Probably kiss him too.
No butt stuff though.
>>24882830
Right. Its pretty much just high level masturbation.
>>24882705
if my exact clone had been transitioning from childhood, yes.
>>24882866
Most people got pretty disgusted and asked why i thought about stuff like that. I'm guessing they got mad about the fact they probably would butt fuck a clone of them self.
>>24882870
would you have sex with a younger clone of yourself?
No I would send him out to do my job etc. whilst I stay in bed. When he comes home he has to sleep in the garage.
>>24882705
Yes. Having someone who wanted exactly what I did would be great.
>>24882847
So does he go to hell while you heaven?
Does your clone have a soul?
Did you clone the soul or is it one of his own?
Is God mad?
>>24882705
hmm if I had a clone I would kill it first chance I had why it simple it would do the same to me
>>24883252
i still could have cuteboy'd before turning 17 caused me to broaden and bulk.
going purely on looks i would probably fuck 15/16 year old me even if they hadn't been on test blockers for years, but knowing how much of a turbospacker i was personality-wise, i'd probably have to drug the shit out of young me to make them act femme and take my dick.
I imagine wed end up kicking the shit out of each other and then trying to kill eachother. I don't get along with other people so it stands to reason I wouldn't get along with someone who is as self serving and as much of an ass hole as I am
Probably just a fight until someone dies honestly
>>24882705
A few times I've stood naked in front of a mirror and jerked off to the sight of myself jerking off. Does anyone else do this?
>>24882705
>Using it as an oppurtunity to have sex with yourself
>Not using it as an oppurtunity to create a duo of unstoppable evil or good
It's like you've never read comics or something.
>>24882705
I'd kill him and store his corpse or pieces of it to fake my death should the moment arise.
Nothing sexual. We'd just wear the same sailor suit all the time, hold hands in public, start and finish his sentences and speak like surfers.
>are you thinking what I'm thinking bra of mine
>I think we're on the same channel my dude
You know normal twin stuff.
>>24883810
I do this. Its pretty hot. My cock always looks bigger than I remember it being.
man if i had a clone of myself i would fuck me in the ass
>>24884684
is that that dendrophilian faggot?
does anyone remember him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKaJhzkfd8
I'll convince my clone to go to that very specific jewish campus and....have a barbecue
>>24882705
that's my fetish desu. The idea of being able to frot with myself gets me diamonds.
I'd probably end up doing nothing, i'm kinda ugly and even if i did think i was attractive i'd be to scared to try anything.
Yes.
I think I'm ugly as hell but there would never be another opportunity to do so so might as well do it.
>>24884719
actually he is a LoL player whos name i cant recall
If a clone of me asks out a girl that we're both interested, and she says yes to him does that mean I'm a kek?
>>24882705
not physically
I think one of us would suggest a murder suicide.
>individually robbing shit while one of us makes an ironclad alibi
also yea we would totally 69
>implying autofellatio is even gay
>>24885561
why not just share her?
>>24882705
Hell no I like chicks. If I was a chick and I had a clone then maybe if i wasnt weirded out by it being my clone.
Wait, shit.
I have one desktop.
What would determine which one of us gets to use it?
>>24885750
Rock paper scissors or Smash, no items, final destination.
Loser servicing the winner while he uses the computer.
>>24885750
sleep in shifts
>>24882705
hell no doing lewd stuff with another mail is hella gay
And I ain't a faggot
>>24885936
i'll fuck you till you love me
punk ass white boi
ive jerked it to my ass before, felt a bit weird after but whatever. So yea i would do some lewd stuff
>>24882705
nope, i dont think me would want to get fucked in the ass. even if it was just me doing it. neither of us would enjoy it.
>>24882705
>tfw twin lesbian porn is rarer then rare
>tfw you find some
I'm an oral slut so I'd probably 69 with my clone teasing eachother with our mouths for hours at a time.
after that we'd take turns being in the dom/sub role switching each time until we were spent for the day
>>24886443
That sounds perfect.
>tfw will never have this
>>24882705
I'd probably tell them to go the feminine, hormones route and I'll go the /fit/ normal person route. Then we can be perfect for each other. And they'd agree because they're me.
It would be my ideal relationship, I would be perfect for myself.
>>24882847
Fuck this faggot then, it's his problem now.
>>24886443
I could be the other you for you...
>>24882705
No.
I'd kill him before he tried to take my place.
>>24887215
Location? I'm not pretty looking but I'd be willing to blow a hard, aching cock through a gloryhole and you wouldn't even have to know. you could imagine whoever you want while I suck you off.
I just want cum.
>>24887215
You ever get tired, guy?
We would discuss things and he'd realize that shit would just get too weird with us both around, so id send him off into the world to work and have him send 10% of his income back to me :^)
For the first while we'd probably divide work between us though. Maybe even clone crime spree
clones are dubious, as are homunculi
theyll probably try to kill you in their jealousyof your originalness
>>24887293
Eh, why not humor the idea.Southwest Ohio
Would you consider yourself attractive in any regard? I'm not necessarily looking for a little trap.
>>24887300
I don't know what you mean.
>>24887412
This guy. You know what I mean?
>>24887412
Damn I live in FL.
I definitely don't look girly. not necessarily hideous but there's no way I could pass for "pretty" or "cute"
I just want to suck cock is all.
>>24887473
>tfw average-looking cock fiends are my fetish
Why are you across a continent from me?
>>24887447
Seriously have no idea what you mean.
>>24887473
I'm bi, so you wouldn't have to look girly for me. You can just be a cute guy. Still, that's a long drive for some sixty nine. A shame, but I'm sure there's plenty of Florida cocks for you to suck.
>>24887525
>no idea what you mean
>>24887473
Also, take this gif for your troubles.
