OH FUCK OH FUCK WHAT NOW??!?!!
Good then make me a pizza Dat ass
why'd you ask that?
>>24880670
Why couldn't you just take a screenshot on your phone instead of using your computer's webcam?
ask her if shes Italian, drop your initial line and lead that into a normal conversation.
>>24880700
When she said "No, there's 26," He would reply, "That's right, I forgot U R A Q T."
Denied.
"Do you speak Italian?"
>>24880670
ask about her italian roots or some shit
>>24880670
>Are you italian? Because I've got these two spicy meatballs ready to sample
>>24880724
Do you think she knew and she torpedoed it?
>>24880707
I don't get how that'd work?
>are you italian?
>yes
>oh I forgot u r a q t
Is that what you're thinking?
>>24880707
because I'm retarded
>>24880707
you cant take a photo of your phone from your phone
stop being retarded
>>24880679
I second this
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24880707
not op, but some phones don't let you take screenshots.
>>24880751
Because if she did you should get the fuck out of there.
>>24880751
I hope so. This mother fucker has the gall to use a shitty line like that.
>>24880749
Do thisfuck off robot reeee
>>24880772
Are you a pissed off girl?
>>24880789
No. I'm a man that is ashamed he would use such a terrible line.
>>24880873
>terrible line
Do they exist? If a girl is into you, she'll laugh at whatever.
This poser bitch
>>24880901
fucking smooth
>>24880901
Fucking Casanova right there.
>>24880901
>autistic rage
>she knew exactly what she was doing
>2015
>taking a picture of your phone screen
>>24880901
thats a smart move from that girl to weed out the fucking retards like you op
>>24880951
I seriously doubt she knows the u r a q t line. Since when did normies know about autistic 4chan pickup lines?
>>24880970
>>24880970
that pick up line is old and overused.
>>24880967
Is there any good way to respond? She has completely obliterated any relationship possibility there is.
>>24880901
bretty good by her
>>24880901
Did you really fucking think that would work, idiot
>>24880992
ironically try another shitty pickup line
Don't you know how to take screengrabs, you mong?
>>24880670
Say: niggers thonge my anus
>>24880901
Smooth as fuck dude
>>24880901
Damn bitch
Played you like a damn fiddle
I think I can still salvage this guys. Help me out /r9k/
>>24881450
>maybe I can pick you up for a cup of coffee?
>>24881479
pls do that
>>24881450
>My superpower is ruining your butthole now do you want a date?
>>24881479
I don't own a car and she's probably back home for break. Me matched a while a go.
>>24881512
say this OP but with pussy instead, you don't wanna rush things like that
>>24881450
God I can already tell this girl is a conceited bitch. Drop her OP
>>24881450
>seems useless when nobody would pick you up in the first place.
You're a giant faggot, you should kill yourself.
>>24881479
this is smooth as fuck. do it.
quick, ask her if she's an archaeologist. trust me on this.
>>24881450
>Riveting.
Either you end it like a champ or challenge her to chase you.
>Oh are you Italian? Why dont you come here and slurp on my spaghetti and meatballs
Is this the "shit test" thing I always hear about?
>>24881697
>MAYBE YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE YOU STUPID WHORE
>>24881697
You know, maybe she's not interested?
Ask her if she has a tumblr drier
>>24881697
she has another man in her life, you lose
>>24881697
why did you retard take that coffee shit instead of:
>>24881512
>>24881706
Holy shit I am laffin
>>24881697
ITT: Beta getting BTFO
>>24881697
>Too bad.
Full stop. Enough free validation.
>>24881697
>how about a cup of acid, you fucking cunt
Play it cool.
>>24881706
This, it's up to you whether you keep the "whore" bit
>>24881697
Dude, just stop. You're a fucking loser and she's not interested.
>>24881697
CuCKED
enjoy the vagina scrapes
Maybe this will lure her
>>24881888
>a bowl of eggs will surely get here
>>24881888
Are you offering a free pottery class with this coffee?
>>24881888
If she says yes it's literally just for the weed now
>>24881888
you sound so fucking creepy, shes going to think you want to lure her into your house to rape her
you fucked up again nigga just stop
but im checking dem trips
>>24881888
It's almost like you WANT to be betabux.
>>24881706
CRASHING MY SIDESWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>24881888
And eat this bowl of eggs
>>24881888
inb4 she replies 'got a bowl right here'
>>24881706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIl_BNIJcFg
I'm still coming down off of klonopin and I feel like I will hugely regret this entire thing once I'm sober.
>>24881785
this, though OP must be acting beta on purpose
>>24881888
dude drop the girl who needs hoes when you have FUCKING TRIPS
>>24881888
" Did you know I just got trips?"
>>24881888
>Can you check out my trips for me?
>>24881950
>I'm still coming down off of klonopin
Nigger, klonopin makes you forget everything. Why are you worried?
>>24881888
FINISH THEM
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
"Can I talk to you in a few hours? Im writing a book right now. Maybe you can help me. All this phonebook needs is your number desu senpai"
Send her a picture of your cock OP
>>24881888
>If you don't answer quickly it will have to be dinner
>>24880901
next level text game
you're gonna die a virgin
Quick nigger I have to go
>>24881986
I'll definitely remember this. I'm feeling the day after effects, I'm not like high high.
>>24880670
ZAWA
ZAWA
ZAWA
>>24881888
send another one saying 'actually I've changed my mind sorry'
>>24882061
This could actually fucking work lel
>Why doesnt he want me anymore reee
>>24881888
Wtf is that supposed to mean
She's not replying anymore I think it's game over. Guess I'm going to get high by myself and masturbate now.
Thanks for the thread, OP, had a good laugh.
>>24880970
Bitch please, that line has fucking expired.
>>24881888
Do you not know how to take a fucking screenshot?
>>24880670
make your own pickup line autismo, you only need to come up with one original and non obvious one and you are instantly opening in a more interesting way that 9/10 of her matches
>>24880901
holy fuck you are autistic
>>24880670
>do u want my spicey meatballs?
>>24880769
Really?
That's dumb you should get a new phone that isn't dumb
So, OP, what happened next?
Please respond
IT CONTINUES!!
and now I'm also high as fuck
>>24883066
Bowl of pussy
>>24883066
the bowl is for a coffee enema
>>24883089
OP please this.
if she's being that cynical, you might as well play along
>>24883066
>It's not that much if we drink it together
>>24883066
omfg this some high-class sass
i think im in love
>>24883066
>not downing 5 bowls of tar when studying for finals
>>24883066
kek. OP play it cool she wants you to work for that pussy. I don't know where to take this one, but you're basically in
>>24883089
>>24883089
Alpha here, reply with this for bookoo bonkers pussy
>>24883066
If she didn't like you or at least be a bit interested, she wouldn't have kept responding.
Just don't fuck this up by going full autist.
If she's playing hard to get, do the same
Went with anon's suggestion. Too high to come up with anything original.
>>24883393
Tell her you feel fucking fantastic right now, and if she's gonna be a frigid bitch you'll move on to the next whore
verbatim
>>24880670
>>24881697
>>24883066
A woman with a sense of humor? Wife material right there.
Unfortunately you failed to come up with any responses that are just as witty.
>>24883463
She is not being humorous, she is telling him to fuck off.
After OP is done, she is going to post this exchange on reddit on like /r/creepymessages or something like that.
>>24883463
Why does having a sense of humor make you any less likely to cheat? There's no wife material left in this world. Op is just talking to another roastie cunt who's laughing at him while telling all her friends and chad about it.
>>24883393
its flirting, just be cautious and dont put yourself out there too much, flirt back like you have been.
t. im a certified normie scum
>>24883463
None of this is witty. She's just being a dumb bitch because OP isn't Chad.
>>24883533
^
>>24883615
women arent witty you fucking idiot. this is her trying, aslong as he flirts at the same level she does he'll be find
>>24883643
No it's not you tool. She's trying to be an uptight, uninterested cunt because she wants him to fuck off. But outright saying "fuck off" would be considered mean and tarnish her social image. You fucking nigger.
>>24883696
t. autist that has never talked to a girl
after reading OPs texts, i think i am less of a pathetic sack of shit... because he is one sad pile of betaness
>>24880670
*tips Verona*
>>24883533
Kek you're wrong. Read >>24883338
This is exactly the reason why fags like you can't get girls, you don't know how to read women.
>>24883643
>women arent witty you fucking idiot
Most aren't but she's a rare exception.
>aslong as he flirts at the same level she does he'll be find
This. If she wasn't attracted to OP she never would have swiped right.
She's just testing him. If he came up with witty responses she would be all over his dick by the end of the day.
>>24883819
Check https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypms
See, how many of them continue the conversation only to go on reddit and complain about the rapists.
Women will also use an opportunity to make fun of dumb autists.
>>24883874
Mate, I live off of Tinder hookups.
And I look 6.5/10-ish at best.
I know when I have a chance and when I don't.
>>24883874
literally all i see here are spergs that post their dick or confess their love to the girl immediately and it gets posted to reddit. You are too autistic to even see the difference between OP and r/creepypms
>>24883874
That subleddit is a fucking gold mine of lulz
>butthurt fatties
>butthurt transfags in denial and insisting they're women
>butthurt feminists who a man said hi to
>butthurt stacies upset that on the "givemedicknow" site a non-chad messaged them
jej
>>24883463
This isn't humour. It's not even banter. She's just being passive aggressive.
>>24883903
And I have healthy amount of empathy to tell the difference between friendly flirting or banter and telling someone to fuck off.
>>24883933
Keep looking bro, there are enough posts where the girl plays along only to post it there.
>>24883958
i dont think you know how women work friend, they are all passive aggressive.
>>24883874
go back to your kekshed
>>24883948
huge number of the PMs are sent to gone wild whore's accounts. show their asshole then get upset that someone messages them propositioning sex.
>>24884016
you dont need empathy to know how to read a woman. Look at ted bundy, or anyone who hits high on the psychopathy checklist, they are all chads for the most part.
>>24880670
Did you seriously use a camera to take a picture of your phone screen?
>>24884031
Oh, sorry, I didn't know I am dealing with a true PUA alpha. I will back off, I don't want no trouble.
>>24883874
Wow, that's fucking cruel. But it's also a lesson about why you shouldn't use dating apps.
>>24881450
you should have went right to do you have any italian in you? would you like some?
>>24883874
This is pretty funny though.
Glad I'm too self aware to ever be sending these desperate messages.
>>24883819
Autists can't understand the intricacies of the bantz.
