I DID IT I FINALLY GOT A GF!
I ESCAPED, I'M NO LONGER A ROBOT
I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24879927
Congratulations.
Now get out.
You'll be back when she dumps you.
>>24879945
This DESU.
>>24879954
I hope he an heros.
>>24879927
you'll be nothing but a kek when Chad fucks her behind your back
>>24879945
>>24879954
>>24879971
>>24879978
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
I'M
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO MORE >tfw no gf FOR ME
>>24879927
you were never a robot to begin with
fuck off, failed normie, enjoy your kekoldy and your divorce and complete lack of free time
>>24880121
I did nothing with my free time anyway apart from jerk off and shitpost on /fit/ and here
>>24879927
You'll be back. I know from personal experience
>>24880010
>>24879927
having no gf doesn't define a rebot you stupid autistic shit
you are obviously new here gtfo
>>24880238
Not all >no gf are robots but all robots are >no gf. Therefore I am no longer a robot.
>>24879927
Unbelievable amounts of dumb, you're still gonna be just as autistic. The worse part is your unfortunate gf is gonna realise this and dump you for it
>>24880249
>but all robots are >no gf
again, wrong...just get out dumbshit
What if a bot and a fembot get in a LDR and cyber through skype, do they have to get out too?
>>24880291
>A robot can have a gf and still be a robot
"no"
>>24880344
you do realize you're not on wizardchan, right?
sage btw
can't wait till she gets spitroasted on by chad and tyrone in front of your very eyes
>>24879927
>be me
>do everything right
>finally get good gf
>instantly forget r9k even exists
>quickly slip back to my old ways
>24 days into the relationship she dumped me
I can't say it's great to be back but here I am
I thought the same once. Got cvcked by two other guys and now she's dating one of them. At least she got really fat over the last few months.
I'm never leaving my room again famiglia. Being a normie is stressful. Worst part? We never even had sex.
>>24880324
>fembot
stobbed reading righ there
>>24880449
>We never even had sex.
Then she wasn't your girlfriend.
>robot
>gf
Pic one
>>24880371
get the fuck out you fucking normie
>I had a gf but a robot toooooo xdddd
> he fell for the gf meme
Tell us about her OP, what's she like?
>>24880552
i've no choice
>>24880571
a qt3.14
>Be 23
>Finally got a full time job that pays enough to move out
>Bought a decent car
>Moved into somewhere cheap but not great quality
>Bought some decent clothes
>None of this made me happy or more confident
>None of this will make me less of a bitch about getting a gf.
>Am now working 12 hours a day 6 days a week for the postal service because it's the holidays
>Have no time for any hobbies, there is only work
>Cant quit because I have bills
I've gone beyond despair and anger. I'm now numb. At least I bought some rats to keep me company.
See you tomorrow, when she leaves you.
And you opening a tfw gf leaves you thread
i know who this person is
>>24879927
I wish you luck anon, you better leave this place now and fuck off to normieland, it's for your own good
>>24879927
I got one too, and I thought I'd be happier when I did, but honestly I feel the emptiness just like before
I don't know anymore man
>>24880860
Then leave noooorrrrmmmmiiiiiiirrrrreeeeeee
>>24880676
I really want these simple normie pleasures bcos it seems like a sure fire way to be happier, quite a fantasy really. I'm sad to find out it's not all it's cracked up to be
>>24880860
There is no hope for you
>>24879927
>implying we're actually kv and not ironic
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I've been here so long that I put my mouse over the black bar in OP's pic to see if it said anything.
Fuck.
>>24879927
See you in a few months when you get keked, OP.
