I have an appointment with my therapist in less than 7 hours.
I'm bringing my laptop. What do I show her to prove I'm not a normie? Already have my 2400+ unique Pepe folder prepared.
why are you bringing your laptop? Did he/she asked you to bring it?
This thread.
Seriously, why would you need to convince him that you're not normal when you're seeing a therapist?
>>24879791
show her gangstalking and how you are gangstalked
>>24879809
To show what I do with my life for 12+ hours a day.
>>24879815
Doctors will advise you to see a therapist for just sudden weight loss. Depression and anxiety were the main reasons. But I more or less live on 4chan, thought I would show her what this site has to offer.
What are you seeking to accomplish?
Medication? Institutionalization? Swelling your own ego?
>>24879791
Show her R9K, emphasize we are the only people you fit in with.
Talk about your obsession for tendies, good boy points from mommy, and your love for Sonic the Hedgehog/Minecraft
>>24879859
I applied for disability in December last year and I'm trying to get it. So any recommendations or notes she takes are important for my case, particularly negative comments that show I'm not a normie who can function. I have an auto-immune disease too (main reason I applied).
Already on plenty of medication, don't want to get institutionalized, I just have problems thinking of things to say that show my true self. I spend a lot of time on here, but I know she's not going to research this site by herself. Figured I would get down to the nitty-gritty, whatever that means.
>>24879888
nice trips, I'll be sure to mention obsession with dubs and trips and post numbers. good advice, thanks.
I should also say that I've been seeing this therapist for roughly a year, so she knows my life outside of the internet, and my history, which is an unfortunately dark childhood. But that probably explains why I've spent more than 8 years on 4chan at the age of 25.
>>24879913
Well good luck mate.
I hope you get your dosh from the government. I don't see how being upfront about your 4chan habits wouldn't achieve the desired result.
Tell her internet strangers told you to tell her to say Hi for them.
>>24879913
but going to the psych ward is the fast track to government moneybux
I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you had to show a therapist something that you wouldn't normally show to other people like friends or family (which I have no friends), what do you show?
What is autistic or "not right"? I've literally got over 30000 images, a lot of weird shit obviously, I just need to cut down and I'm not sure what to do since I have a limited amount of time with her.
Thoughts? Autism? Robot? Normies? REEEE? pic related?
>>24880048
Wear a button up tuxedo shirt, a short sleeve button up, wall Mart jeans, white socks, and New Balances.
That's all you need
Is your therapist a man or a woman?
>>24879791
showing her your collection will look like a forced attempt to prove you're crazy
crazy ppl believe they're normal and have nothing to prove
instead, just bring your laptop and start talking about rare pepes non-stop. talk about an evil smug frog and make no sense. describe the meme and use 4chan slang. talk about poo-poo pee-pee. to an outsider, it'll sound like you're out of touch with reality.
then when she inquires about it, show her your folder. i think that's the way to make your pepe collection proof of your insanity and fixation on an imaginary character.
>>24880034
I can't afford it. It would cost a lot in the long run and I've already made it this far. I should have a hearing with a judge in a few months, they've already denied me twice because of my fucking age. Also, I would fail a drug test because a neighbor gave me an edible to help with my pain that I've had since July.
She knows I like trannies. She doesn't get it though, so I don't know what to do.
>>24880085
Oh I've talked about my Pepe folder plenty. She thinks I should make Pepe t-shirts or something to profit off of them, which is something I won't do.
>>24880083
woman, early 50s
>>24880067
I actually only own two pairs of Wal-mart khakis and wear only a plain white t-shirt, from Wal-mart, and black Crocs with black socks.
help me /r9k/
I believe in the Jewish conspiracy. What else is there?
Crocs are autism shoes right? Is that the right direction? Two pairs of pants for 3 years? Only white t-shirts? One of the Crocs is missing the latch on the back because I accidentally broke it off.
>>24881026
see hither
Oh, I told her I was suicidal last week because I am, but didn't say how I'd off myself. Feelium tank is of course the best method, but I'm guessing I shouldn't mention that?
SERIOUSLY WILL SOMEONE FUCKING HELP
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THIS BITCH
I'M GETTING FUCKING NUXED JUST THINKING ABOUT SHIT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
FFFFFFFFUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>24881202
Pls don't be who I think you are ;__;
>>24881558
probably am, if youre a girl gtfo r9k
>>24880087
What's wrong with your age?
>>24881685
young people get denied primarily because they are young. it's typically for people 60+. this is what my lawyer told me, so i believe her
>>24881525
You want to get falsely diagnosed or some shit, what fucking help do you need?
Tell her how you're scared of Pepe and if you stop collecting rares you'll met with the same fate of wojack in poo poo pee pee comics of some shit, you just jave to act like you're out of touch with reality and have crazy delusions, and it probably really ain't that far from reality.
>>24881832
I don't want to get falsely diagnosed, I want to get correctly diagnosed. She has no idea about the internet. I don't know where to begin with my internet antics. She'll see right through me with crazy delusions though, so I'm just going to explode in anger over something.
Seriously considering the feelium tank though, so that's not a joke.Quite unstable. Taking 10 different medications and they aren't working well enough since I'm having these intrusive thoughts and possibly even want to scare my therapist.
My psychiatrist a shit, I only get like 10 minutes with her.
LESS THAN THREE HOURS TO GO
I'm making this visit the winner. She booked two hours instead of one, and I'll possibly go over since she doesn't have any more appointments.
1h 45 minutes until I leave
comments? questions? concerns? suggestions? Or maybe direct me to some other threads that I can say I support the opinion of?
>>24879913
Just start crying.
>Be a grown ass man
>Taken into a office with three people one side of the desk reviewing my case for disability.
>Feel the tears start welling up
>Can't even look at him
>Start crying like a baby
>Told I can leave
>Five minutes later they come out
>See me crying in the hallway
>Told by one of them its a sure thing, and I should go home now
>Walk out, still crying
>Moment I get in the Taxi I stop smiling, relax back in the chair and smug smile
I'll never be a wageslave.
>>24883071
whats the most you can get and can you work part time and still get disibility?
