Apple hate thread
Are these not a really shitty fruit? Shit texture, bland taste, skin is shit and takes forever to chew. Apples blow.
fuck apples
The only thing I hate more than Apples are Peaches
Apples suck
apples are alright, oranges are far superior though.
>>24879161
peaches are for fags that like the texture of hairy nutsack in their mouth
>>24879148
>They have never tasted the Virginia Winesap
good fruits
bananas
grapes
pears (when ripe and soft)
blueberries
pineapple
oranges would be cool if you didnt have to peel them. shit takes too much work.
Does anybody else think the really dark red type they serve at schools are the only good apple? Theyre so watery it feels nice to bite into them
Have you ever actually tried to skin the apple?
Kind of like how youre supposed to eat it
Of course the skin is shit
Do you eat a banana without peeling it too buttmunch?
>doesn't eat the skin of an apple
>doesn't eat the skin of a lemon
>doesn't eat the skin of an orange
what the fuck, those are the best part
>>24879212
>no strawberries
>eating red apples
top pleb
>>24879148
yo legit apples are objectively the best fruit is this thread b8?
>>24879148
I don't hate them, but apples are as entry-level as it gets.
They're for plebs.
All fruits are good except kiwifruit and tomatoes.
>>24879148
In my country we have white apples that are smaller than any other type I've seen, and they taste amazing, like sweet and sour candy
everyone ITT are fucking stupid grocery store fruit plebs.
Try the shit straight straight from the farm while it's in season and use the right strain for the region, apples and pears can be incredibly sweet and soft like pineapples and mangos
>>24879212
You forgot nectarines and apricots
oh and plums
>>24879644
What country? That sounds amazing.
>>24879148
try some pink ladies m8 will change ur view on apples
Fuck off apples are great.
No other fruit is good to carry around and have for a snack. No mess, no peeling, no chance of it ruining your shit if you forget it in a bag for a day or so.
Plus they're just sweet enough, have variety from different types and you can throw them at idiots with shitty fruit opinions.
>>24879924
>No other fruit is good to carry around and have for a snack. No mess, no peeling, no chance of it ruining your shit if you forget it in a bag for a day or so.
Pears. Or you can just put strawberries or whatever in a Tupperware to keep them safe instead of leaving them out in the open like a fucking retard.
Reminder that raspberries are objectively the best fruit
>>24879148
>implying I live a somewhat healthy lifestyle
>>24880136
Pears are like slightly shitter apples though. They do literally nothing better.
>>24880136
Pears get squishy and splatter.
>>24879148
Apples are good with certain types of cheese
>>24879148
Nigger, have you ever had a Honeycrisp apple? It'll fucking blow your mind. They're delicious as fuck.
>>24879148
>>24879148
honeycrisp apples are delicious, go fuck yourself.
>>24879148
Peaches are goat, but I don't dare eat them in public
>>24879148
Get a load of this pleb. I truly feel sorry for you if you can find the right apple for you amongst the vast selection of different breeds. I bet you took one bite out of a granny smith and gave up all apples.
I like granny smith but I hate all other kinds.
>>24879588
This right here.
They're almost like two different fucking fruit.
McIntosh are my favorite now.
Ate last one today. Got to ask mom to get more. REEEEEE
>>24879653
>nectarines
Objectively a top tier fruit, nice catch. All the great taste of a peach without that hairy bullshit.
>>24880185
This. I used to not really care for apples but a local farmers market was giving out samples of honeycrisp and they were fucking amazing.
>>24879212
Pears are fucking garbage
Don't listen to them, my delicious pink ladies.
