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>tfw watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror again
>*insert anything*
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror again
>>24878512
>tfw no special occasion
>tfw don't need one to know i am ugly and unwanted
Females cannot be robots. Leave.
>>24878512
I like plain Janes way more than I like model types.
Plain Janes make me feel comfortable and relaxed.
Model-type women make me nervous.
>see fembot feels threads on r9k
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror ever again
>look in mirror
>day ruined, go back to bed
>>24878564
Yeah now that I think about it I'd rather just have a normal girl, being around a real qt would just make me constantly anxious
Model aesthetics are intimidating.
>in 7 years I will be a 30 year old virgin
>I will become a witch
I'm in love with a tranny that wants cock and I don't have a cock. They're my oneitis...
>>24878617
I'm a qt 5'1" tranny and I like vagina anon, d-do you have an email?
>>24878604
I can fix that.
You'd save me from reaching wizardhood in the process
>>24878617
Buy a realistic strap-on.
>he'll never say "I'm sorry for breaking up with you, I was wrong. You're great. Let's get back together."
>>24878643
They're my one and only anon. I'd rather die a virgin than be with anyone else.
>>24878648
I have one but I don't know how to use it. I mean I don't have anyone to practice on but I've looked at myself in a mirror doing pelvic thrusts with it and I just look retarded... I don't know how to do the motion right.. my hips are too weird or something.
>>24878687
c-can we at least be friends so I can help you relate to her by giving you advice so I can watch your cute romance blossom?
>go to a metal/punk/noise show
>nearly every female there looks like a suicide girl with piercings and pig destroyer or throbbing gristle merch
>you don't look alt at all and you're just wearing the same jeans, jacket, etc that you always wear
>on top of that you're pretty much the only shitskin too
>>24878604
Maybe not. How hairy are you?
>>24878687
I feel like you are severly restricting yourself but then again you are a female.
>>24878716
Why would you go to a metal/punk/noise show?
>>24878687
You put the phallus in and out of the butthole. If they like it, do it more, if they don't, do something else. You're in the position of a virgin boy basically.
>>24878716
Which notable artists played?
>>24878767
idols of death metal
>>24878604
I'll save you from this illusion, Beatoriche!
>>24878650
I'm sorry for breaking up with you, I was wrong. You're great. Let's get back together.
>Oh right it's been six years and you've had several boyfriends since including the guy you've been happily together with for two years now.
>>24878825
Hey im starting a movement to stop the posting of anything NHK related.
It hurts my feels to much.
>tfw crush on shy loner in highschool
>tfw you talk to him a little and he likes your interest in vidya
>tfw you watch him grow into fucking chad and hear rumours of him getting sucked off my stacies at parties
>emptyasfuck.jpg
>tfw your qt virgin shyguy is no longer attractive to you as he became chadified
Trying to get with a cute Russian robot i met in a MMO now hopefully hes real
>am fembot
>am faggot
> am cry
>gib attenshon
>muh mudflaps
fuck off op you cunt and kys
You fembots can "feels" up on my dick 2bh
>>24879181
lol 3bh family
Chill out, femanon.
Part of being an average female is accepting that there will always be women strutting around who are infinitely hotter than you. They live and bask in the spotlight of popular media. Fuck the VS fashion show, they're a feature in every day life. The news, every show you like, etc. Hot women are inescapable.
Accept what you do have going for you. Hit the gym, invest in some clothes that flatter you, get better quality makeup, maybe go tanning once a week. Stand strong for who you are. Stop yearning for what you aren't. Your personality can make up for the rest.
Unless you have a fuck ton of money, in which case, get cosmetic surgery and quit your bitching.
>>24879102
he was always chad, that's why you were attracted to him in the first place.
>chad boyfriend leaves me to go to uni
>get drunk and give into my beta orbiters carnal desires
>2/10 fat anime loving neck beard
>hairy, fat lips, greasy skin, pretty creepy
>if you were my girlfriend, id treat you right
>begin spending time with him
>have a lot in common, genuinely start to like him as a person and we fall in love
>on and off relationship
>but he always comes back to me telling me he loves me
>encourage him to start going to the gym for his health (sleep apnea, heart problems)
>loses weight, grows a proper beard
>help improve his subpar social skills, less creepy in convo
>help choose his outfits so he stops dressing like a mong
>6.5 aesthetics, good personality
>gets more and more distant with me pretty quickly
>only ever calls me when he?s drunk and horny
>after four months of this breaks up with me for good
>find out he was cheating on me for the last 10 months of our relationship with multiple girls
>tfw turned beta orbiter into a chad
>tfw probably chlamydia
>>24878512
Fuck dem hoes. You got us robot family.
>>24879335
He was handsome skelly, but mostly it was his shy nature that got me
>being attracted to attractive males, fuck me right?
Anyway Ive dated a fat NEET, guy never had a gf was a 3/10 tbhq
Only reason i left him was because he was a total asshole, id buy him gifts, always try help him out to feel better about himself and he never reciprocated. Even after i tried to help him change multiple times hes at that age seems like hes gonna be that way forever.
We still play vidya together though
Any other robots love buying their gfs lingerie?
Roastie don't be so toasty
any fembot can get laid at any time
>>24878643
POST FACE+COCK+kik
cmon anonkun, dont be a baka-e!
@ the guys saying average girls are better than the models
Why the fuck you lying?
>>24878551
Can I insert myself into you?
How about you?>>24878512
Aww poor girl.
>>24880856
>Why the fuck you lying?
>>>/niggertwitter/
For real though, average girls make me harder.
They're a far more realistic fantasy.
I see these bikini models and feel nothing. They all look the same and they're so out of my league, why even bother thinking about them?
Pic related is what I've cum to most all of November/December
>>24879601
>We still play vidya together though
so you turn him into an orbiter?, wow you're so kind stacy
Any fat femanon virgins it???
>>24881119
Fat?
Yes
Virgin?
No
>>24881057
Nope he actually has another girl already just happy to be friends with me i guess,
Me? stacy? Kek I wish :^)
>>24879601
So why are you hurt that he's attracted to attractive females? If you want attractive men you'd better be attractive yourself. I don't get why every ugly female thinks she's entitled to whatever guy she wants.
>>24881167
>he actually has another girl
yes, yes, and you believe in his lies.
I've said to my ex that I've another gf too when she came back in order to turn me into her orbiter. left him alone Stacy!
>>24881131
Sorry not interested then
>highly insecure
>started practicing the tips I've read about fixing insecurity
>there's a little change to my thoughts now
>I've grown more motivadte to move my lard ass and lose weight
>I've been doing all of my uni work
>found something I'm actually interested in
>finally got better fitting clothes so I can try and look qt
If I don't fucking make it I'm going to kill myself. Sink or swim faggots
>>24881339
You'll be fine. Good job girl.
>>24881339
Post qt pics or fuck off
>>24880856
Models can be pretty and/or hot, but I'd much rather date a Jane I get along well with. Janes are hot too.
>>24881339
Post face and belly
>>24879439
It's like the reverse of what happens when men date awkward fembots
>>24881339
>>started practicing the tips I've read about fixing insecurity
like what?
>>24881339
Thats great, stay stront and never ever fall into the muh body acceptance fattivist movements. Keep accepting that being fat is unhealthy and not natural, and you can change it with time and effort.
>>24881339
dont lose weight accept your fat
>be one of 2 girls that work in the store
>other one is older
>get complaint from management about the shape of the ladies room
>blood everywhere
>older lady blames me for it
>had to let management know it can't be me because of my hysterectomy
Good news is that lady got in trouble bad news is everyone now knows why I looks so sad when they tell me to wait to have kids. Now people don't want to talk to me about there kids because they feel it's a sore subject.
>>24878512
to be fair op, that's like me watching Olympic class weight lifting and then being sad that I can only bench 150
>>24881468
>hysterectomy
Literally perfection
>>24881468
>hysterectomy
Nice, a/s/l?
>>24881502
Yeah but you have to be pretty ugly to feel that way when you see a model. Most models are just above average looking in all honesty. They aren't all "9s and 10s" like people try to pretend they are.
>>24881616
Meh. I still have issues.
>>24881707
27/ u srs?/ pa
I still want kids just going to adopt.
>>24881712
yeah but doo doo isn't smelly anymore
>>24881737
>I still want kids just going to adopt.
Oh, too bad.
>>24881210
Never said i deserved him, I probably dont
Its more about being saddened how that one person you liked for not being the same as others or thought you had a chance to get closer with ends up being exactly like the people you avoid
Its just kinda sad when you see how none of the party whores liked him or would even talk to him while he was an introverted skelly, he starts going to the gym (fair enough good for him) and gets a little more daring and suddenly they like him? ..What?
But yeah at least hes with who he wants now I guess :/
>>24881707
>s
You might be retarded
>>24881737
PLEASE be my gf
Or at least give me a chance
Nothing disgusts me more than childbirth, conception, and periods.
I'll buy you a house if you want one.
Please
>ywn have a bf to go with you to PE shows
>>24881742
>black people are all thieves
>well actually....
>wow and water's not wet too right?
You sound ridiculous, I suggest seeing a psychologist
>>24879601
Is that you Ines
>>24881805
water's still wet, doo doo just stopped being smelly like a week and a half ago. you ain't know?
Hold on, what's happening in here?!
There aren't nearly enough trains in this thread.
>>24881895
fuck off samson
Choo choo asshole!
Will any fembot please be my friend?My therapist says I should try and talk to more women but doing it irl is too scary for me, I feel like this is as close as I'm going to get without turning into a writhing ball of spaghetti
>>24881781
That's sweet and all but I'm going to say no. I'm focusing on work so I can adopt easier not to mention I'm trying to work off all the post surgery weight gain. Depression weight gain is hard to get rid of.
>>24881901
Who is samson? I'm just a man with the most pure love in the world.The love of trains.
>>24881904
Post your email or make a throwaway one
>>24881914
Fuck off stupid whore, I'd love you no matter how fat you were.
>see fake fembot thread where frogposter is raging in babytalk about the roast
>approach him as if I were some faggoty therapist
>he stops
Tippity top kekarino
Any girls want to take a ride on my train?
Plenty of room.
>>24881904
Skype?
I won't use any other platform.
>>24881837
Not her sorry man
Models have never made me feel bad about myself. I don't consider them real people, and most of them really aren't attractive because models are chosen for weird features. I also want a phat ass so I don't want to be skinny like them. "Portraying unrealistic beauty standards" has always been a meme in my mind.
>>24881961
druadal
You guys need to stop trying to impress women in these threads. Just go out and ride a train. Way more fulfilling. Cheaper too.
These threads are going to be the downfall of /r9k/.
Listen ladies. For your own health, just leave. Your not welcome here, your not wanted here. Sure you do have a right to be here, but you really shouldn't want to be here. Your whole lives are based around happiness and this is not a place in which you will find it. There are better places for you to go and empower yourselves.
>>24881904
I'll be your friend anon but I only use steam really
>>24881374
t-thanks
>>24881380
>>24881393
No that's gay
>>24881401
>find solutions to what you're insecure about (I'm ugly and fat so I got cute clothes and started exercising)
>stop all the negative thoughts you have
Distract yourself or remind yourself that it's just thoughts and it doesn't necessarily reflect how others see you
>keep finding things you like about yourself
Today I found that I like the way my eyebrows are shaped. It can be anything, man. Yesterday I liked that I made eye contact with my librarian because I almost never make consist eye contact with people.
>>24881955
This isn't me btw
>>24881961
>>24881930
Happy to add any guys as well but I feel like I specifically need more practice talking to girls without going full autismoskype is idktfb, email is [email protected]
>>24881980
Pls go home duck
>>24881983
shut up fag, we /reddit/ now
women please continue posting your feels threads, you are welcome here.
>>24881992
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IlIllIIlIlIIlllIIllIllI
I collect friends add me
>tfw no qt /r9k/ gf
>>24881980
That's a big train
>>24881996
I am at home. Where are you?
>>24882009
Forchoo
>>24881992
Sorry, I don't really play video games
So you want a harem of males to cover your sexual and emotional needs.
>wah why does the world does not conform to my desires
keep watching anime and fade into obscurity
Canada has some really pretty views. Too bad the people suck.
>>24882033
>bane rhymes with train
It's like pottery
>>24878564
Model-type women make you nervous because you want them more, idiot.
>>24878551
>>*insert anything*
L-lewd.
>>24882074
I wonder if Lucas had a hand in The Dark Knight Rises.
>>24882084
Fuck these threads, post more trains and bane
Feel free to jump in at anytime guys and gals.
The more trains the better.
>>24882108
Just trains, please. Bane's a cool guy, but he isn't nearly as big as trains are.
toot toot
Not all trains have to be big.
>>24882012
Where is blasucci, u guys going to Gino's pizza pep today?
>>24881737
>I still want kids just going to adopt.
How would you feel about a surrogate mother?
If I were to marry you and have a family, I'd still like to have children that are biologically mine.
Maybe if you had a sister that we could ask to carry the baby?
>>24882143
Do you have any good facts about trains?
>>24882144
I don't follow. I'm sorry.
>>24882155
I know lots of stuff about trains, bruh. Just ask a question.
>>24881895
My son loves trains. Are you 3 too?
>>24882158
No problem, just seeing if you were a kid that went to the same hs as me, kid was definitely robot material and had a savage love for trains, he even made a YouTube channel
>>24881914
This is why women can never be robots
Guys are L I T E R A L L Y lining up to buy her a house and a life where she has to do nothing but exist, and she still says no
Fuck off, cunts
>>24882176
No. I'm 25. If he has any questions about trains I can answer them, though.
>>24882196
Cyborgs at best?
>>24882204
Thomas is his friend.
If you don't look at least this good, fuck off my board, you fat cunts
>>24881968
>phat ass
Nigger rap has tainted you
Big butts are what fat girls feel good about because they can settle for a Tyrone when no one else wants them
>>24878512
>tfw i dont like being in public
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror again
>>24882211
Sounds like he has good taste in friends.
>>24878512
If you are older than 25 and not youthful looking, end yourself.
you're not worth handsome or cute boys, roastie.
nothing in the world is as stinky as my STINKY
FUCKING
PUSSYEXCEPT MAYBE CARLY FIORINA'S PUSSY
>>24881131
Fat?
No
Virgin?
Yes
>>24882205
No, not even that.
Women are only ever alone out of choice.
Cyborgs are just special snowflakes that don't wanna be "mainstream" normies.
Fuck off
I've literally had 0 female kindness in my life
My mom almost killed me at least once a year and all of my teachers hated me.
The one girl in my hall called the cops on me cus she thought I was gonna rape her.
I was literally coming home with cat food after a 4 am shift and had didn't get out of the precinct until 6pm the next day
FUCK YOU
Can we please stop talking about stupid shit like vaginas and get to the important task at hand of posting trains?
You guys need to get your priorities straight.
>>24881766
They like him for the same reason you like him. Because he's attractive.
This thread is off the rails!
>tfw you never spoke to a guy irl
>tfw no bf to give me his circle of friends
I've literally nobody to talk to....
With no end in sight.
If robots hate fembot threads so much, why are most of the people posting in them male? Women are asking for 1 (ONE) thread to feel and discuss female issues, isn't that better than spilling over in other threads? Just hide them if it triggers you so much.
Even japs mess up sometimes.
>>24881401
>Be female and easymode
>>24882308
Where do you live?
I'll fly there right now and buy you a house and we can live happily ever after
>>24882315
You're only lonely out of choice.
You could have 5 guys in your bed in literally 5 seconds
Do any other femanons hate how they look so much that they rarely leave the house? It's a bad feeling
Wow, such destruction.
>>24881766
>Is shallow
>Is surprised when person you crush on is also shallow
>Muh feels
>>24882380
Post pic, qt
If you're not at least as pretty as monstertits-chan, kill yourself
Don't touch me 'cause I'm close to the edge...
You know how the rest of the song goes.
>>24882379
>You could have 5 guys in your bed in literally 5 seconds
>have same bed as when I was seven
>if five men were in my itty bitty twin bed it would break
pls no
>>24882404
Monstertits-chan could make a living off being a Deschanel lookalike.
I'd also marry her and buy her 50 houses.
She's literally a goddess
Posting cleavage of other generous femanon.
>>24882431
Quit being dumb
You're living on easymode
You're only alone cus Bradley Cooper isn't available and now you're here to get beta male attention
Hey ladies, I'm available still if you're feeling lonely.
Fembots, what's your favorite anime?
>>24882413
i'm trying not to lose myself...
>>24882435
Why don't we just have a gigantic thread for pics of femanons
Then we'll post contact next to the pics so these """"" fembots '""""" can see how non-robot they actually are
>>24882478
That's it, boy!
>>24882379
>You could have 5 guys in your bed in literally 5 seconds
I want fucking friends are you fucking retarded?
>>24882379
Serbia
We can live at my moms house
I dont wanna die alone
>>24882470
Free!
Umaru-chan
Shingeki no Kyojin
Lucky Star
Death Note
Oreimo
>tfw brother complex
NGNL
>tfw no big bro boner to tease while we vidya
>>24882470
I'm the only female on the internet who doesn't watch anime
>>24882508
Trains can be your friends, Stacy. They'll never let you down. :^)
I have low self esteem and am a woman please come nitpick at my flaws and b8 me trolls
>>24882435
>calling a camwhore a godess
And this is why robots' words should never be listened to.
Remember, through hard work and gains you can lift anything.
>>24882508
>trying to argue with misogynists on 4chan
>being a woman
yeah dude you're not gonna win, sad to say
>>24882515
>Serbia
I'll fly you out here
You guys are gonna get annihilated once ww3 starts in a few months
>tfw cockblocked by Putin
>no put in cus of Putin
How old are you?
Can you cook?
I just wanna know how to furnish the house
Is your English good, or will we need a translator?
>>24882435
>my tits
Heh.
Those are actually just Cs, and the terrible cock-eyed far apart kind.
I faked them up for a Gamer Grrl Halloween costume, with a jerry rig that forced all the fat up and into each other, while filling a bra with tissues below.
>>24882151
I'm not okay with that.
>>24882540
Fatass roastie detected
Idc if she's a camwhore, she was nice to me and said nice things and even showed me her boobs.
>tfw no Pinoy gf
Super comfy mode activated!
>>24882380
Yes aside from school
Have some holiday cheer.
>>24882562
Ayy, you're still here!
How goes it?
Do you still have that boyfriend?
Thanks for that pic btw, you were also really nice to me and that other anon in that thread.
You're probably one of like 5 decent females on this board
Merry Christmas, femanon.
>>24882548
>I'll fly you out here
kek. beta orbiter 101, folks
>tfw no fembot knocks on door
>>24882508
You could have 8 guys begging you to go on coffee dates or play vidya with no sex required.
Being a female isn't even easymode, it's the fucking start screen.
>>24882547
Go fuck yourself
Anyone wanna' go out and look at some trains with me?
I have a radio and everything. :^)
>>24882626
I realized this is a joke/b8 way too late. My bad.
>>24882548
>How old are you?
18
>Can you cook?
No
But if you know how to turn on stove I might be able to make eggs
>Is your English good, or will we need a translator?
Its decent
>>24882562
Same anon
Your tits are perfect btw
Please b my gf
At least friends?
>>24882196
Not every woman wants gifts and to think that is kind of shallow man.
>>24879446
>implying that's a good thing.
robots are mean and will shit on you to make them feel better about themselves.
>>24882646
where do you live senpaitachi
>>24882649
>le truth is le b8 because I disagree xd
Hope you get raped, bitch
>>24882597
I'm doing great, boyfriend's still around he's kind of becoming a hikke and I'm a little worried about him, but the Christmas season is here and I'm sure he'll perk right up.
Merry Christmas to you.
How are you doing?
>>24882660
You left your fedora at your wife's kid's house
>>24882470
Berserk
Outlaw star
Anything with monster girls
>>24882672
The Gulf Coast of the USA.
And you?
>>24882685
Hopefully he perks up like those tits
Xmas is a really depressing time for some people, especially hikki.
If you ever break up, will you give me a chance?
Please
I'm doing alright.
Gonna dropout of university and become an EMT.
My kitten died last week, so I missed an exam.
Got 3 new kittens on Sunday
I'm becoming the lonely cat man
>>24882719
Interesting story with these pictures. A terrible snow storm hit in Canada and knocked out power in a town. The railroad brought an engine over, took it off the tracks, drove it down the street, and used it as an emergency generator for the town.
Kanda Crossing from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back.
>>24882517
Ahaha! Well le'd my good sir!
>>24882650
I'm 19, so the age difference isn't too bad.
Do you have a passport?
How quickly can you pack up your things and move here?
We'd have to get married, so you can get a green card. But we can divorce after 5 years and remarry for real if you want
Do you want to go to university or anything?
I just don't want you to get bored.
Are you fat?
>>24882763
A bit more modern. (2006 or so)
>>24878512
I just stole your marina pepe
>>24882780
From about a year ago now.
>>24882764
Why does no one ever take me seriously?
I got banned from /a/ cus they said my taste was horrible, so I must be shitposting
>>24882795
And now from a slightly different angle
>>24882734
We seem to be barreling towards marriage and all that.
I think being an EMT or a first responder is pretty darn noble, but maybe if you were more prompt about emailing your professors they'd be able to reschedule exams, that's how my uni works.
You can't be too lonely if you have cats.
>>24878512
If it makes you feel any better I probably wouldn't bang you
More femanon
>tfw no PAWG Catholic school girl 4chan browmsing cumslut gf
>>24882818
Nah, I think my cat's death just changed me.
Realized I fucking hate university and the people and I don't give a fuck about bosons or blackbody radiation.
So I'm gonna save lives and wear a cool uniform.
Is a lot of cats a red flag for girls?
>>24882719
sorry, kekistan
>>24882846
4chan pls
Stop taking my pic away
>>24882707
>>24882517
pleb taste desu
>>24882818
>marriage
Oy vey
How old are you guys, anyways?
>>24882854
Well nobody is perfect. If you're in the US I might even let you run a train. :D
>>24882871
22 and 23
together three years romantically known one another for ten.
>>24882767
Where are you from?
>Do you have a passport?
No
>How quickly can you pack up your things and move here?
Well, id have to wait for my passport first
So in a month or two
>We'd have to get married, so you can get a green card. But we can divorce after 5 years and remarry for real if you want
Sounds good
>Do you want to go to university or anything?
No
>Are you fat?
160cm
65kg
Kinda, but its not that bad... Right?
>>24882532
cmon guys, call me a faggot, talk about roasties, I want attention too
>>24882846
>Is a lot of cats a red flag for girls?
>>24882846
>Is a lot of cats a red flag for girls?
Depends on how well they're looked after, many happy healthy cats in a clean place is fine with most girls.
>>24882885
USA
Is your body like those in the pic?
If yes, that's not bad.
I just don't want some bbw girl who's gonna lecture me on body positivity.
You can join my gym and I'll teach you martial arts.
Get your passport, then apply for a visitor's visa to America. Say you have an online boyfriend. I'll send my details to them and you'll be approved.
You don't have any KGB relatives, right?
What're you gonna do all day to not get bored?
I have all the vidya and books you could want, but is that enough?
I guess we'll figure that out once you're here
Also, are you a virgin?
Where the fuck did the parody thread of this go? I wanted to reply to it but it 404'd. Are the mods a bunch of feminist SJW white knights?
>>24882912
I treat my cats better than I treat myself.
Only the best premium cat food.
Monthly vet checkups
All shots
Baths
Dental supplements
They're the only living things that let me love and care for them, so I spoil them.
I'd treat a woman even better, but they all hate me
>>24882884
Oh yeah, I remember the whole decade friendzone story.
Well, I have to go masturbate and cry, so I'll hopefully see you later.
Merry Christmas!
>>24883026
>tfw I crashed it with no survivors
>>24882995
>Is your body like those in the pic?
No, I have more fat in legs
and I believe Im shorter
>You can join my gym and I'll teach you martial arts.
No, thank you
>
Get your passport, then apply for a visitor's visa to America. Say you have an online boyfriend. I'll send my details to them and you'll be approved.
Yea, I dont really know how to do that
>You don't have any KGB relatives, right?
I dont
>What're you gonna do all day to not get bored?
Browse the interwebs?
>I have all the vidya and books you could want, but is that enough?
That will do
>Also, are you a virgin?
Kissless virgin
Are you a virgin?
>>24883152
You're gonna have to lose some weight
I'm literally paying you to play video games and exist in my presence.
Is jogging a few miles to much to ask?
And yeah, I'm a virgin.
Will you have sex with me?
>>24883240
Don't be a chooser now anon, it aint everyday you get a chance like this!
>>24883240
>Is jogging a few miles to much to ask?
Id rather die alone
>roommate is obsessed with Taco Bell
>he brings home Taco Bell food at least once a week
>he has tons of tortillas, cheese, and seasoned meats at home which he uses to make imitation Taco Bell food
I'm trying to lose weight, but roommate makes it so difficult.
>become vampire
>can't look in the mirror again
>>24883441
Not stuffing your face is indeed a great feat of strength.
>>24878512
>not a 6' 90 lb cutie with 10/10 facial aesthetics and a nice butt
why live ????
>>24883655
Why won't you just be my gf?
I can be in London by 3pm
>>24883845
She gets more pleasure from complaining than from getting dicked down.
>>24883845
>>24883894
I want someone to like me for more than just the fact that I have a vagina. Someone that won't see me as completely insufferable. You know?
>>24883923
acting like an insufferable manhating cunt is surely going to help with that.
>>24883923
Everything you talk about here is the fact that you are a girl and that you hate yourself.
Hard to see you as anything else desu senpaitachi
Sometimes when I share a bed with my roommate he pretends to be asleep when groping me. I can tell he's pretending to be asleep because he looks as if he's trying not to laugh when I take his hand off.
>>24883923
What if I just wanna play vidya and watch movies while we sip hot cocoa?
I don't care if you have a vagina or a 10" BBC
I just want a friend ;_;
>>24884027
I have no personality beyond talking about how much I hate myself.
>>24884063
>I share a bed with my roommate
Go be a whore somewhere else
>>24884103
you don't say.get a hobby, maybe?
>>24884118
>wanting to be warm in the winter is being a whore
sometimes I wash my bedsheets at night and get too lazy to put it back on the bed so I just sleep with my roommate and finish laundry the next day
>>24884103
that's on you t b h
>>24884103
>>24884179
also, stop whining
>>24884139
>>24884179
fuck off normies
>>24884068
sounds like a ploy to murder me.
>>24878512
I'm will to bet my life, MY FUCKING LIFE!, that most of you so called "fembots" are just fat fucks who are only unattractive because you're too fucking lazy to exercise and diet a bit, that's not being a robot you deluded annoying fuckers, women cannot be robots, you never will be.
>>24884168
Get an extra blanket, you fucking whore.
You're climbing into a bed with a dude with a boner cus
>iz cumfy and cowd wintuh o///o :3
You're the same as a "virgin" that gives blowjobs and takes it in the ass.
I hope he straight up rapes you one night and your bleed out
protip: mystery doesn't actually want someone, she just enjoys the attention, she pushes away any one who actually wants to try and interact with her and get to like her for her, not just because she's a girl
There was once a cat
>>24884210
I'd rather be a normie than depending on a board of people who hardly care about me to feel better about myself.
>>24884063
I actually spoon in my sleep whenever I share a bed with someone. Probably my cold ass looking for warmth but it always happens.
>>24879601
>buy him gifts, "try to help him"
>try to help him means yell at him to go to the gym and stop being fat
Here's a tip ladies: men like affection. Not yelling, not judging, not stupid trinkets. Hugs, kisses, understanding.
It's not that hard.
>>24884103
Looks we have something in common then, you fuck.
>>24884286
who liked play scat
>>24880856
>girls pull up a picture of some model
>she has to be like 6' 110lbs
>actually asks if I think she's pretty
pffffffft
>>24884311
it liked the feel of shit on its chest
>>24884281
cry more, normie
>>24884287
>starts tripfagging
>whines about depending on a board for attention
???_?_?_
>>24884309
cool, when is the wedding
>>24884281
security from future disappointments
>>24884286
>that jawline
Quick Legolas! Get to the keep!
>>24884347
>cry more, normie
except I'm not a normie, just another one of the many people you've pushed away
>>24884340
often took it from the mice - fucking pest
>tfw am a Chad yet r9k on the inside
Honestly, I drown in pussy, but I just want to feel love...
The one girl I ever loved basiclly cheated on me and lied to me throughout our relationship, ever since then I haven't gotten over her nor have I felt anything for a woman since.
I just want some love, she wasn't even physically beautiful, but on the inside she was my dream come true.
I have never had trouble with woman, I've fucked countless beautiful woman, yet even when all these stacies come crawling after me I reject them every time. They care about my social status and looks, nothing else, anons.
I still remember the first time I met her, the first time I hugged her, the first time we feel asleep together.
Her excuse, "I lose interest in guys quickly" even after she said she loved me the night before and started into my eyes..
Femanons why must you do this.
>>24884210
you seem like you're comfortable being miserable with your life desu
>>24884347
1. I wasn't whining, just pointing out something I noticed.
2. I don't only use this board.
whatever, bye.
hey ladies, I've got a pretty attractive offer for any of you that are single
I'm a 3/10 clingy, unfit mixed race guy who wants to love you, I'll have a million problems you'll have to deal with but I don't mind dealing with problems you have. Who wants to take me up on the offer?
Here look, I'll even post a qt animu girl to make myself seem more cute and attractive.
>tfw bullied by the other girls
>tfw I could beat all of them up but they only attack verbally
>>24884286
>>24884311
>tries to make a statement against women by posting the bad opinions of select women
>these opinions attack a clearly traditionalist woman operating in the modern age
>this does not cause cognitive dissonance in the "YES ALL ROASTIES" anon
You'll just call me a fat whore who actually has a penis and considers himself a princess, but I still have to tell you you're being a might bit silly.
>>24884347
It's not much, but I still see hope for us. It's above 50% after all.
>>24884386
nah, i just don't wbother trying because i know 99% of the time the person is just "tolerating" me and doesn't actually think im nice
probably making fun of me ebhind my back. has happened with every friendship/relationship i ever had. even my ex, would talk about me w/ all his other conquests.would make fun of my single little boob hair that i forgot to pluck once.
im just an easy target to bully
>>24884430
But this isn't the reason I posted this. If I wanted to trigger some fat whores the way you you said, I'd post it somewhere else.
>recently got a boyfriend, a really sweet lad, been together for over one month now lol
>he seems to like me a lot, talking about future with me
>i dont understand. How did i manage to get a guy to like me????
>i recently got out of a mental institution (was there cus of clinical depression and suicide attempt), i have self harm scars on my thighs and arm, i have a big scar on my back from scoliosis surgery, and honestly i dont consider myself that pretty. I have the face of a chubby 12 year old. Fuckin round face i swear....
How can he like someone like me?????? And so much ?
>>24884433
>The Mystery Machine's cunt being that small
Garbage simulation
>>24884433
what the fuck is this? it looks like a penis
>>24884466
You live on easymode
There's your answer
>its a roastie thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwxNmxplbxs
>>24884474
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Me!Mystery.jpg!20151210
>>24884466
you are a girl, it's not that hard
>>24884474
It's my BBC penetrating your wet white pussy <3
>>24884507
>>24884497
that is disgusting, desu
>>24884524
I agree with the BBC thing being disguisting. But I'm white so you don't have to worry :^)
>>24884524
>not letting your insides be filled with the BBC of KINGZ and letting me fill you with my ebonic semen
You're the disgusting one desu
You trannies are disgusting.
>>24884454
You are very nice. You were my first betaorbiting/oneitis feelings. I was checking my phone every 20 minutes for skype notifications. It was really unhealthy and pathetic. I had to cut direct contact. I truly believed I could only have a friendship but realized I cant.
>>24884424
I think I came on too strong desu thread.
>ywn watch mystery.jpg get BLACKED
>>24884466
You're a girl, you live life on tutorial mode. We've been telling you this for years you retarded cuntwad.
>>24883240
are you cute even or tall?
>>24884524
Also according to the analyzer, you'd come 4 times while I'd come only once. See how hard Idtry to be good for you?
>>24884578
>>24884548
Chemically castrate yourselves.
>>24884657
6'4"
Idk I'm cute
I have more money than ik what to do with
>>24884659
literally JUST
>>24884611
I'm a pretty nice girl, desu
>>24884667
I'd rather you castrate me with your vagina
You'd orgasm so hard, that the contractions would rip off my BBC and I'd forever be inside you <3
>>24884675
what is your geographic location
>>24884667
But how I'd be able to give you childreen we'd care about in our house with white fence then? It's not about just sex, you know?
>>24884699
USA
Jew York City to be exact
>>24884706turkey baster
>>24884667
Pls respond>>24884651
Original message btw
>>24884714
kinda close kinda far, don't pay girls to play with you online what's wrong with you
>>24884738
Pls respond orig original>>24884651
Mystery generals should be deleted, this is one of them.
>>24884738
w-what? No idea what do you mean. English isn't my native language.
>>24884765
Your options in the mean time:
>hiding thread
>filtering my trip
>>24884692
>I'm a pretty nice girl, desu
Yes you are. I hope you don't follow through with the after Christmas plan.I know you won't but I still worry.
So after seeing some of the before pics from these makeup youtube vids I am convinced you can fix literally anything with makeup as long as you put in some goddamn practice. Also fix your clothing style if you dress like a gypsy. If you are not a literal whale I don't see what you could be complaining about.
>>24884454
Those kinds of thoughts are really useless and unhealthy senpai
>>24884945
Deal W/ it, senpai
mystery, want to talk next week?
>>24885027
>waiting a week to talk to someone
?? i'm not a kek
>>24885042
I'm packing and going out soon. Won't have access to computer this weekend.
>>24878512
>fembot
no, fembots don't exist
if you're a female and on this board the only possible explanation would be that you're a lardwhale and not even Chad wants to fuck you
unable to fulfill your true nature and fuck Chad your brain freaks the fuck out and does various mental gymnastics and that's how you convince yourself that you actually belong here
get the fuck out, you lost on the lowest difficulty level imaginable
>>24885078
>men think they are so important that i will remember their individual imageboard post a week from now
toplel
Starting a kickstarter to raise $20k to watch mystery.jpg get BLACKED
Donors of $200 or more will receive cum and vaginal huives from the set.
Donors of $1k or more can come watch live
Donors of $5k or more can prep the bull
Donors of $10k or more can clean the bull
Sound good?
>>24885151
What is my cut, senpai?
>>24885151
*vaginal fluids
Original robot fuck Jews
>>24885175
$40k and you get to be my gf afterwards
>>24878564
>Model-type women make me nervous.
Tippity toppity kek
>>24885118
>thinking you know what I think
toplel
Just stop jumping forward. I didn't even give you name or any contact yet so of course you wouldn't remember considering you're barraged with replies. The thing is, the more we talk, the more you'll remember. Not exactly me, because you know nothing about me yet, but that there will be someone giving you contact next week. Or I'll send you e-mail to one of those addresses I found in one of these threads recently.
>>24885103
>implying being that pathetic isn't what being a robot is all about
>>24879325
Words of wisdom
>>24885282
no, she's a failed normie. Given the first chance she'd jump on Chad's dick
>>24883632
Thanks for the laugh anon
blox
threads like this and the mystery.jpg bullshit always remind me how low this site has fallen
>>24885366
i've been here for a long time senpai
>>24884382
my mother taught me that women are worthless. Married to my dad for 25+ years and fucked some other guy because she wanted to play tennis as a hobby.
daily reminder that the term 'femanon' is an oxymoron used to identify attention whores
if you were a female lurking 4chan you'd just be another anon
>>24885400
I know, and 4chan has been shite for a long time
>>24878564
>Model-type women make me nervous.
I love model-type women.
I especially love women with mean looking faces. Like yes, kill me.
Do fembots have waifus? Show us your waifu
>>24885453
if a woman ever posted here talking about how much she prefers chad, she would be btfo
>>24885476
desu any attractive woman posting on here about anything would get BTFO
Same goes for any attractive man
>>24885530
that's implying that the person i was replying to is attractive
men don't have to be attractive to prefer supermodels. they automatically think they're entitled to a government subsidized supermodel for simply being alive
>>24885475
can Chad be my waifu?
>>24885175
So you in or nah?
>>24885554
Didn't you autism out in one of these threads and said you would stop coming on here? Why didn't you stick with that plan, attention whore?
>>24885619
Did I offend you with the truth?
It brings be great pleasure knowing that the majority of men on this board won't get the 10/10 supermodel waifu they think they deserve.
>>24885641
Wah, all men are the same and just look for supermodels :'c I wish I had a bf to kek waaaah
>>24885475
Umaru is my waifu.
>>24885664
it's enough to bask in the sweet knowledge of knowing that most men will spend their lives miserable in search of their ideal stacey
>>24885699
Fuck off, Lauren
No one likes you
>>24885699
WHY, kirie is clearly better
>>24885717
I don't know who that is.
>>24885723
Yeah Kirie is cute but she's too creepy/stalkerish and doesn't enjoy snacks enough.
>>24885749
She's creepy sure, but that just adds cuteness. Creepy autistic girls are my fetish
Any femanons ever tried a BBC or have curiosity about one?
Not a race or kukbait, I promise
>>24878512
Being ugly must fucking suck being hot but mentally ill is god tier people still want to be around me
>>24885892
I'm not into that, I've encountered enough creepy boys to be spooked off from wanting to deal with anything creepy.
Not that there's anything wrong with you creepy boys out there, it's just not my taste!
>>24885923
there are no blacks in my country and once an american black showed me his penis on a message board and it was quite small lel
>>24886020
Hey now, 2d creepy is a-ok, 3d creepy is a bit uh creepy. How's my waifu onee-f*m?
>>24886184
She's beautiful, I love her drills.
>>24886044
Which country are you from?
Lol how small was he?>tfw 9" BBC virgin
>>24886020
Such a robot tee hee. You're a fucking joke bitch. Drink acid and die.
>>24886203
Thank you :D, she's cute with her hair down as well
>>24886248
>that image
>badly written bait
Anon, this site is for people who are 18 years of age or older.
>>24886280
My fists are for your fucking ribs
>>24885702
Jokes on you. I don't even search.
>>24886303
Covet, in that case.
Men are pathetic desu.
"Fembot feels thread"
"Can't stop shovelling food into my face all the time"
>women, not even once
>>24881019
I know exactly how you feel. Average cute girls get me much harder than so called models and 9's and 10's
I have a question. When women in college are all part of the top 10% of guys harem, are they fully aware and just don't care about relationships?
I know a few girls who whine about not being able to get a boyfriend but there are dozens of normal guys out there with incredibly fair standards. Always seems like women, from hot to ugly, all want the most attractive outgoing Chad in college and are quite happy to be #57 on his "Can fuck when I have blue balls and it's been a while" list and wait for their turn instead of having something regular. Whereas most normal guys who aren't the top of the top would be happy with any gf.
>>24884103
and camwhoring
>>24882260
Marry me?
Original content
>>24886641
Three pictures of me get out and I never hear the end of it.
Meanwhile, almost everyone on this stupid site posts their face around and no one says shit. Fuck off.
Could a girl please talk to me. Please
>>24886661
Are you retarded?
Those are 5 pictures, quit being retarded.
Just take my offer and make $40k off being BLACKED for 20 mins
>>24886675
it's clearly not 5, but 3. retard
>>24886661
Just ignore it, senpai
>>24886674
i'm a girl
here's your (you)
>>24886682
Is that really eeyore? He's beautiful
>>24886682
EX-FUCKING-ACTLY.
Eeyore camwhores ALL the fucking time. How many times has he posted his face? like 50 times . Does he ever get called a camwhore? NO. Why? Because he's attractive
I fucking hate attractive people i wish i could throw acid on eeyore's face
>>24886680
Stfu and just get BLACKED already
>>24886691
prettypeopleprivileges
>>24886704
Same with JLH. people just post her picture and go :33333 uwuw what a cutie~~~ even though shes a camwhore
I fucking hate attractive people. and fuck off w/ posting pictures of jlh, she does like thousands of dollars of drugs a month and still manages to look hot as fuck. my bitterness knows no end.
>>24886709
stay salty, bitch. you're white and thin. literally super easy to find a boyfriend or whatever crap you're into if you had the real guts to do it.
go whine somewhere else.
>>24886709
You have to accept that there are more attractive people than you out there. Nothing you can do about that m8. Focus on other qualities about yourself
>>24886723
>trying to find a bf when you're ugly and not underweight
lmaoooooooo
>>24886725
easy for men to say,because women care about more than looks. but men only care about attaining a 10/10 supermodel waifu so w/e
>>24886729
I would date any non-deformed women who would be willing to tollerate my dumb ass
>>24886725
I have no good qualities, and it doesn't matter if I improve/make them; men will overlook me, there's always a better looking girl with better qualities.
Men will pine for them, and never look at me.
Or, maybe I do end up with someone but he'll resent me and not really like me, he only got with me because I was his only choice
>>24886729
bellyup and find yourself a guy that wants a bellygfpleasedontbellyup
>>24886745
You will just end up a cuCk like me, no men actually want us because we aren't those super cute nice 10/10 modellike women who do everything perfectly and are easy to explot
JUST
>>24878564
Agreed
I've reached the point where I've developed a coping mechanism where I'm repulsed by 8/10s and above.
5/10s are now a fetish to me
>>24886745
That can be said about people of both genders. Trust and insecurities will always frequent our minds. The worry of infidelity will always be there. You need a partner that can be completely open to you and you need to trust him.It is better to be alone than to worry about these things
>>24886759
you say 'plain janes' but they're still unconventionally attractive
I hate when guys say this shit,
>>24886809
That feel when no ugly girlfriend. I'm like this >>24886759 but with ugly girls.
>>24886754
but you're pretty, mystery. you're white and have some nice physical features...
I'm an ugly spic, with a nonexistent ass and a somewhat flat chest. I'm truly ugly. No one will want me.
>>24886829
Why? So you can cuCk her?
>>24886908
I literally have no ass and flat chests are GOAT because boobs sag.
Some white guy will fetch you up, someone with a racemixing fetish. Me? I will have to settle for homeless disabled nignogs ;_;
>>24878512
Just lose weight, what's the problem?
>>24886914
>Why? So you can cuCk her?
No, so that I can love her forever and make her feel safe and adored.
>tfw you drunkenly timestamp one whole time and people post your picture for nearly a year and a half
>tfw you posted a handful of times on /soc/ right after it was first created and you were ignored each and every time
M-male privilege.
8/10 manlet with low self esteem
Got laid like 2 days ago, but loveless sex sucks. I just want to feel something senpai.
>>24887038
you must be looking for a 10/10 who just "seems" ugly
>>24887061
>implying people dont call you beautiful every time it is posted
kill urself desu
>>24887228
>you must be looking for a 10/10 who just "seems" ugly
No, I prefer ugly girls because I want to make them feel happy and loved.
>>24887312
kiss me anon. make me feel something pure.
hold me and tell me i'm yours forever.
>>24886691
>implying that you're not more attractive than 90% of the people here, mostly because of your tits and vagina
>>24878512
>>tfw watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
>>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror again
Even the ugliest most disgusting women have to turn down dates because they have so many offers.
My grandfather (not biologically related to me, but I thought of him as such) died about a month ago.
I made peace with it before he died because he was dying and I had time to speak with him and he told me he was ready to and wanted to die because he had lived a good and happy life. I told him I thought he should have that right and basically validated him and told him I loved him very much. So I was able to be at peace with losing him before he actually died.
Still, his funeral is this weekend and I am not fully prepared. I know I'll be crying a lot. I didn't have this reaction to losing my biological grandfather or biological grandmother.
>>24886641
>>24886682
I don't get it. That guy is supposed to be goodlooking? His face is small like a normal man. Good looking men are larger, like young Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, young David Hasselhoff, or young James Gandolfini (Pictured <3) My boyfriend is way way better looking than eeyore and I'm not as cute as mystery...
Mystery, almost every girl looks bad without makeup, but your tits look amazing, and you have a super cute tiny mouth! You just need to hide that weird masculine hairline and put some eye makeup on.
>>24888039
Not gonna lie, I had a small crush on Gandolfini all throughout the Sopranos. I wanted to reach through the screen and give him a huge. ;_;
Why is mystery always saying she's ugly when she's in fact gorgeous?
>fembot
DOES
NOT
EXIST
ALL THE FAT AUTISTIC GIRLS USE TUMBLR, NOT 4CHAN.
FUCKING POST TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
Why the mods don't ban people like OP is beyond me
>>24886689
I feel complete. Marry me?
>>24887335
That's a guy from reddit, not an ugly girl.
>>24879796
O-ok, send me an email at arbitrarydegeneracy at gmail dot com
>>24878512
>tfw some random cute guy held the door open for me today
He parked next to me and was literally staring at me as I got out of my car. I thought he was making fun of my driving or I almost hit him because I'm shit at parking and had to back out and pull in again.
I was super self conscious because of it and I don't remember if I smiled or not. I said thank you but he probably didn't hear me because I have such a quiet voice.
>>24886641
If that's actually Mystery she's rather pretty, but saying it means nothing when a person doesn't believe it about themselves.
Far too damaged at this point though from the way she shitposts. I actually like a little crazy but damn.
>>24888355
typical female fishing for compliments by beating up on herself. She's waiting for the white knights to jump to her defense and call her pretty.
>>24889615
i'm a nice girl, you only say I'm "crazy" because I don't pander to you, desu
>>24890140
you arent nice at all actually.
>>24890140
I'm quite indifferent, mystery, but you're one of the few tripfags that don't annoy me.
>>24890227
>>24890140
I meant "indifferent towards you"
>>24890216
I'm a nice girl, you're just on the defensive
>>24886641
I'm curious to know what you look like with brown contact lenses.
You look like an alien. Your eyes are really far apart and not deep set. You look like a blue eyed mongoloid.
But hey asians with wide set eyes can look great. With dark eyes.
>>24890289
>You look like an alien.
this. my first thought when seeing mystery was "ayylmao"
>>24890289
Stop bullying me and fuck off. I now my eyes are too far apart, my forehead is too big, and that I'm basically an FAS downs syndrome alien.
KILL ME
>>24890140
Guy you replied to here. I haven't asked you to pander to me, nor do I want you to pander to me. I've just noticed your posts.
I kind of hope you're a character, because I'd say I'm bitter, but life must really suck for you if you're genuinely consumed with the vitriol you seem to show on here.
>>24890319
YEA I'M GIVING YOU HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS. BULLYING.
Please try to picture yourself with brown eyes. I *know* people with low self esteem tend to console themselves by thinking "at least I'm white" but you would look like a doll not an alien with brown eyes. Maybe.
FUCK YOU YOURE BULLYING ME
>>24890319
I would pay literally a million dollars and my testicles to just hold your hand for a few seconds.
>>24890331
It's a roleplaying troll, it posts messages from different characters, how doesn't everyone on /r9k/ know this and still interacts with it? Just block it.
>>24890361
I'm shooped myself with brown eyes before. I just look even more retarded, senpai.
I'm not asian, I don't have an asian bone in my body. I'm just a slav whose mother drank too much, apparently. Sorry.
>>24890227
surprisingly true. i hate eeyore, fish, vyro, doj, ricky, swami, oldjlh, haysacks, desolation, metric, old samson, nobfspammingmystery
but tdw, notspammingnobfmystery, muses, greenshirtbanger, new samson, newjlh are all pretty tolerable.
>>24890405
>tfw not on the list
>if I had made every post I've made in the last year with my trip on I probably would have been
>>24890405I am both JLH and swami tho???
>>24890391
>I'm not asian
>I'm just a slav
You realize that mongols have given a lot of rape to your people right?
Stop trying to be white.
You look so much better with brown eyes.
>>24890530you would be a special kind of crazy, if that were true
>>24890507
who are you? i didnt really lurk here during pepespamming
>>24890586
It is I.
Ivan.
>>24890558
i see barely any difference desu senpai, the right doesn't look like a chink, just looks like yet another ugly girl w/ an oddly proportioned face.
now FAS-y enough to pass for azn
>>24890600
tbqh i never really noticed you or ian. i wonder what happened to no7. i remember he always had fangrils.he did have a nice color to his blue eyes
>>24890738
no7 committed suicide
>>24890639
So does Lily Cole look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome too?
You realize you look like a plainer version of her and she's a famous adored model who's been in feature films as the romantic lead?
>>24890885
I don't look like lily cole, she has a bridge and a decent sized forehead, symmetry etc etc
also photoshop takes care of her pores and probable jowels
fuck me up senpai
>>24890786
are you certain? disappointing if it is true.
i used to enjoy those bjork suicide pact threads. i wonder if they all anheroed
fuck off attention whore mystery.
i wish i looked like you. you don't know the true pain of female ugliness.
inb4 lose weight... i go to the gym 4 times a week and am underweight according to bmi
>>24890964
if you're underweight, you're probably better looking than me
>>24890639
Did your mom actually drink while you were inside of her?
>got scouted by a big modeling agency
>went to casting
>didn't get it
>>24891006
sure looks like it, doesn't it?
>>24891052
hey mystery do you wanna be my gf?
i'm at least a 7/10, fit and make good money.
i'll love you forever and ever
>>24891154
no thx anon
>>24890964
if you are what you say you are, please be my girlfriend
>>24891038
Maybe if you were a little less chubby you would've gotten it.
>>24891277
Ain't even anywhere near chubby. I'm just too off-putting to be a normie and too attractive to be a robot.
>>24891052
Mystery what do you look for in a man?
Does he have to be good looking, rich, have a nice car?
Or does he just needs to be nice and not be a neckbeard?
>>24891341
she doesnt want a bf she just wants attention what dont u get
>>24891341
see: >>24883923
but at this point anyone would settle for me desu, people that see my face on a daily basis are like basically "yikes"
>>24891398
would you even concider purchasing a strap-on so you can fuck your bf if you were in a relationship?
>>24891463
why do you have to ask me such degenerate questions t b h
Soon, men, we won't have to deal with these shitty fembots anymore
http://i.imgur.com/WwjmcDN.gifv
>>24891618
>>24891618
absolutely disgusting smhtbqh
>>24890910
>she has a bridge
You know who doesn't have high nose bridges?
You. Asians. And fetal alcohol syndrome retards.
You know what kinda ppl have wide set squinty eyes?
You. Asians. And fetal alcohol syndrome retards.
You know which kinda ppl have long flat philtrums and no upper lip? Which kind of ppl have tiny heads?
Fetal alcohol syndrome retards. Not you.
You know which group of women are most desired on online dating sites?
Asians.
So do you want to look a fetal alcohol syndrome freak? Or a half asian?
Try the brown contacts. Tell new people you're half asian. See if people's perception of you changes. And report back.
>>24878512
If this is L, you have no idea how much I do not care about your petty little feelings. They're pathetic. You caused your own pain. Crying about it later and feeling sorry for yourself for what you yourself caused is fucking ridiculous. And if there is anything normal and healthy in you, you must see that too, right?
I.....I just want all you beta orbiting woman glorifying cock sucking normies TO BURN IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24891693
You're not responding to me.
I am against VR in all forms.
>>24891748
We are women who are probably less normal than you. There are less women on this board than men. Therefore you are more normal than us.
>>24891730
I'm seriously going to consider the brown contacts now.
Fuck I hate you desu anon
>>24891742
what the fuck is wrong you sperg
>>24878512
>tfw watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
>want to fuck the models
it's a comfy, lesbian feel.
>>24891786
>retarded slut logic
reported and saged
>>24891802
Lol I trolled you XD
You thought I am that dumb haha
:3
when will women learn having feelings is a sign of weakness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb-361M1IGU
>>24891742
who the fuck is this lauren girl people keep shitting threads about
>>24891778
are you a waifu purist? no fapping/lewds/tulpa
>>24891799
>I'm seriously going to consider the brown contacts now.
sounds like an awful idea.still interested in seeing how it looks on you
>>24891799
don't mystery. brown is ugly as fuck. it's already to common.
blue/green eyes are the prettiest. pretty blue eyes really lights up a face.
>fembot feels
Stop making these threads mystery, I'm tired of your whining shit. If you want someone to care and love you, you can get your chubby ass off your couch and go search for him. You don't even understand how easy life is for you as a girl. Get the fuck off my board you dirty, filthy normie.
>>24891799
don't wear contacts. it's retardedly supperficial and the market is an oligopoly were each manufacture employs resale price maintenance policies.
>this is why i fucking hate women (and people in general)
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/27/business/contact-lens-makers-and-discounters-tussle-over-price-setting.html?_r=0
I wonder if you don't feel the need to apologise to me face to face. Yes, that means real life. No, I'm not trying to bait you. And no, I don't want more meet-ups after that. I would mean something for your dignity that you are maybe more than this bitch you have been. You probably don't feel that need, proving my assumptions on explaining your ridiculous behavior. Can you see how angry I am even though it's just text?
>>24892047
it would. Typos because I want to type too fast.
>>24892047
What the fuck am I reading right now?
>>24891799
I'm not a sperg, and even if I would be, what's wrong with having aspergers? Fuck you, you miserable piece of shit. Fuckers like you fuck up life on earth. If it wasn't for people like you, the world would be peaceful and nicer than it is now. Probably L, if so...really? You're just being sad now.
>>24892003
I LITERALLY DO NOT MAKE THESE THREADS I PROMISE LMAO
>implying im not lazy as shit even when it comes to posting
>>24892088
You're right. Why care.
definitely not enough spider man
>>24891897
Blue is a pretty eye color but it's not for everyone.
Should asian and black people wear blue contacts because blue's a prettier color?
>>24881399
they get even more awkward and fat?
>>24892134
Then stop baiting these betas to respond to your bait.
>>24878825
Sauce?
fuck originality
>>24886691
honestly if you think you're unattractive based off those pics you're either damaged or my standards have gone to shit without makeup atleast 6.75/10
inb4 beta orbiter
just can't stand to read people who have a chance complain to the disfigured fucking monsters that hide behind the screens of this board
I wish you femanons could feel our sex drives for a few days.
Like I want to inject you with testosterone, boost your levels to 17 times your normal levels and since testosterone directly effects sex drive your sex drive will be 17 times strong er than normal and thus equal to ours.
Then you will feel real pain.
>>24890367
7/10 calling herself ugly while jaded wizards and normies insult her
not even trying to white knight i am just baffled as to why this mystery chick isn't with one for the 1/16 men who would tear out a tooth just to be spit on by her.
>>24892366
lmbo but my skin looked halfway decent in those because i was still on birth control. im no longer on it because it started making my hair fall out and raising my blood pressure (wew :^)) so ive been looking for alternatives because every day i struggle more and more with my hormonal acne (i'm a high test female, desu)
thinking about going on a dht blocker because doctors are assholes and won't just prescribe it to me. anyway i won't even bother posting what my face looks right now but pic related was the reaction i got today
it's just like "yikes"
i doubt i'll ever have this problem fixed
inb4 normies reply to this by telling me to change my pillowcase or go on accutane. i will literally fucking scream
>>24890979
>White
>Not Obese
>Blue eyes
The amount of effort you have to put in to get a boyfriend or even acknowledgement might just be going to a fucking gas station. That's without make-up.
Be happy you aren't a fucking nigger, spic, indian, mudslime, or asian.
Your chances are 1000x if you even step outside once. Better yet you could find someone online just by not being a land whale. But keep shitposting for attention its not my business
>>24887211
>got laid
>bitching about it
Fuck you
Fuck you for acting that way
I'm still a virgin at 18 and I would fucking kill to not be one anymore
>>24892437
if acne is your only issue you are honestly fine. Stop being a downer and lower the bar to someone that wont tell you your face is fucked str8 up. chibh senpai
>>24890558
I've seen uglier girls with more attractive guys.
Honestly sad your playing life on easy mode and can't make anything of it. Just based of this thread some fucking betas would pay you just to show your pinke toe on skype. Probably more to be in the same room as them.
>>24892515
>lower the bar
there is no bar
>>24878512
So stupid.
Can you get to a healthy weight by eating sensibly?
Can you go to a dermatologist to treat your skin?
Can you maintain good personal hygeine including washing and conditioning your hair and brushing and your teeth?
Can you wear clothes that fit your newfound healthy body?
Can you apply BB cream and mascara?
Congrats, you are now attractive to a majority of people. Enjoy your newfound cock salad.
>>24891218
>>24883923
b8 confirmed senpai desu enjoy the attention you get tonight roastie
>>24892546
>>24888039 here,
You could be really hot but you are doing nothing to make yourself so. Are you chubby? I can't tell.
If you live in montreal we should go shopping together :)
>>24892686
Sometimes the game is just rigged from the start. You can't do anything if you've been hit w/ the ugly stick
>>24892546
Looks like a normies face, 0/10
>>24892702
Mystery, want to text me and flirt back and forth?
>>24892546
you look friendly or is that a dudeweedlmao face
>>24892769
No I don't thanks for the offer
>>24886908
>>24890227
>>24890367
>>24889615
>>24884068
>orbiting a girl on the internet this hard
Come on lads, you're better than this.
>>24892702
>Playing life on beginner mode
>Rigged from the start
Keep it up. Kekaroos on this board would drag cut off their testes, hold them in their mouth, and roll through a mile of glass and ghost pepper sauce just to have one of your eyelashes in a ziplock baggie.
>Rigged from the start
youre seriously triggering me because I have 0 chance as an ugly unfixable shitskinned lopsided fuck and you don;t have to put in any effort to find love.
Normies out
>>24892794
Alright then, can we be friends though?
>>24892546
You're mediocre as fuck.
>>24892699
I am a bit chubby, was a dumbass when I was younger and ate too much and drank too much soda, was 307 pounds at my max but I started eating like half of what I used to, stopped drinking soda nearly entirely and drank nearly nothing but water, and worked out regularly/semi regularly.
Now I'm down to 270, but I am literally 6'5 with broad shoulders so with clothes on you can't really see any fat.
>>24892772
I'm what a friend called "straight edge", I don't do drugs or alchohol, someone wanted a pic of me so I tried to fake a smile because I was afraid of looking 2edgy4u if I didn't. Even though having a blank look is the default but in this country people get offended if you don't.
>>24892546
You look like someone whois going to get banned.
>>24892798
Why does Asriel have deviantart swords?
>>24892857
>Even though having a blank look is the default but in this country people get offended if you don't
where do you live, anon?
>>24892907
Possibly because the image was made by someone on dA. I don't know what exactly you mean with "da swords", though.
Also, they're gunblades.
>>24892798
>Using autism tale fanart reaction images
If only you were any better.
>>24892799
Dubs cant lie desu senpai desu senpai onegai sumimasen
>>24892904
Have literally 0 idea why the pic was deleted, whatever.
>>24892940
Burgerland.
>>24892943
>doj
>any better
doj literally has a harem which sends him christmas gifts
>>24892942
>I don't know what exactly you mean with "da swords", though.
They look stupid, like that "stanless steel" rainbow clusterfuck. I get that Asriel's god of hyperdeath form is supposed to be what a little kid would find cool, but those weapons are just awful.
Awful.
>>24892503
I was a virgin till I was 20 fgt
>>24892857
>>24892699 here,
Yea I guess my advice to you is grow out your hair a little, your hair is way too straight to be that short. Straight hair on guys kind of sucks, if you really want to be great looking consider getting a loose wave perm. But it might turn out horribly so you have to figure out somehow if the hairdresser knows what she's doing.
>>24892958
Take a gander at the rules, friend. It'd do you well so you can avoid future infractions.
>/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
> 3. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
>>24892972
I have one friend who has sent me one gift.
Well, a whole bunch of gifts at a single time, but you get the idea. Stop being so bitter, Mystery. You're basically one of the typical manchilds.
>>24892973
Well, that'sliterally his character. He's a little kid who hits omni-powerful status and takes form as an older version of himself shooting rainbow shit.It's not just his gunblades that do it.
>>24893047
because camwhoring isn't allowed you little shit
>>24892813
That's a nice then..._________;_;_________
>>24893051
Fuck off, Doj. The opposite sex gives you attention, that's enough of a reason for me to be bitter
>>24893087
Doesn't the opposite sex give you attention as well? You have no reason to be bitter.
>>24893051
Yeah dude I've played the game, but he doesn't have gunblades in any of his forms. That shit ain't canon.
It's too cringe even for a little kid.
>>24884382
I share your story. I was a chad, a japanese bitch turned me into a robot.
well..she is not a bitch i still love her. She did not speak english nor did i japanese, but for three nights that did not matter.
>>24893100
Doj the voice of reason.
Mystery is an autistic baiting bitch as the betas shower her with attention in this thread she goes to complain
>>24893136
>showering me with attention
You don't actually believe anyone in this thread is serious, right?
>>24893151
don't you have an exam to study for, normie. loooove yoooou.
>>24893101
>it's not canon
Huh?
https://youtu.be/SgiHl2kpMis?t=352
Or skip to 5:52 if you insist on embedding it. They look exactly like that ingame.
>>24893136
It's too early to form a judgment about this.
>>24893151
"Not serious" in what way? Are they just joking, or are they too pathetic to be considered? Normally I'd say the latter is acceptable, but you behave just like them, and therefore are a lone exception.
>>24893151
Cant seperate serious from not behind a keyboard but you insta shut down everyone. Go on a dating website and just not being obese with net you 100s (no hyperbole) of matches and responses. Go from there instead shit posting on r9k and wasting these fucking niggers who dont have the social skills to not kek themselves.
>>24893198
>has women asking for his address to send him little gifts, clearly people who respect him enough to think about him more than once
>equates that to shitposters shitposting on an imageboard
doj just stop plz, you are too much a normie for this board
>>24893198
Well fug
Still, they're drastically different than the one in the image you linked, in terms of the giant gaudy pommels.
Fat fucks like OP are all the same
>I can't excercise!
>Knee problems! Genetics!
Genetics don't come from your pantry, they come from your whore of a mother. Get out and run every day, cut the shit foods and you'll want to look in the mirror in a year.
>>24893262
Oh shit, I see now
Those aren't pommels, it's the cannon- it's just arranged to look like two solid objects crossed.
Just pretend I never posted.
>>24893292
if i had money and time and wasn't lazy, i probably would be fat by now. whats the point in restricting my diet if i'm going to be single anyway? i would engage in absolute gluttony if i could and it wouldn't matter because it'd still be repulsive to the opposite sex
>tfw no feeder bf
>>24893331
>whats the point in restricting my diet if i'm going to be single anyway?
Your health.
You fucking troll.
>>24893331
>if i had money and time and wasn't lazy, i probably would be fat by now
That makes no sense. Probably hard to type with sausage fingers, though.
> whats the point in restricting my diet if i'm going to be single anyway?
You'll get to have a thirtieth birthday
>>24893247
I get called normie a lot. Do you just base this on the fact I get female attention on the internet?
I actually have somewhat of a speech impediment IRL. That, and the fact I have crippling social anxiety amounts to never having had a girlfriend or any friends in the physical world at my current age of 21.
I'm also somewhat hideous.
Or is your perception of what a robot is something else than the norm of "no gf"?
>>24893262
>>24893319
>>24893398
>wanting to live until 30
that's some real fuckin' normie shit right there
>>24893422
>Wanting to die before VR anime porn with built-in fleshlights are commercially available
Normie detected/10
>>24893398
literally this >>24893422
i hope i end up embracing death in the next few years.
>>24893470
>implying next-generation sextoys will be pandered to dumb autistic women like myself
i really dont want to see the future, where i am even more inadequate and obsolete than i already am.
>>24893400
Fuck off. You're weird IRL so you come on here to belittle manchildren to make yourself feel better?
>but im only trying to help them
You're not doing a noble cause like you believe you are. You're just a bully like Fish and it pisses me off.
>>24893517
This board is just full of normie manchildren who expect the world to be handed to them on a platter.
>>24893517
also in the future, can you post more ghostinyourpocket/ashley and less michelle, i don't like her, she's not spooky enough
>>24893495
Once I got off my skinny ass, worked out and studied everything got better. If I did that as a beta 16 year old, a grown-ass woman should be able to also. Get some fucking motivation. Being physically healthy helps with mental shit like your defeatist world view.
>>24880856
all men prefer avg looking girls to models fuckin stupid roastie get the fuck out of my board
>>24893517
>to belittle manchildren
Yes. I'm trying to make them understand that an existence spent on complaining and crying is not one worth living. They could be enjoying their life despite of their social awkwardness. There's plenty of entertainment to fill the lives of even the most hideous, anxietyridden autists such as myself.
>>24893535
>normie manchildren
That makes no sense.
>>24893535
>modernmale
>>24893570
You know ashley triggers me becauseI can't save her
>>24893594
>le studying ur ass off will make everything better maymay
>le working out will solve all your life problems maymay
people aren't meant to be isolated for so long. i could post my transcript or recording myself lifting, it wouldn't make a difference bc i'm still a fucking loser either way
>>24893636
michelle is far less saveable than ashley, you could probably forcefeed ashley because she is so weak. michelle has enough strength to fight back desu.
>>24893630
I used to be a socially anxious/awkward/inept beta faggot who could not talk to a single person. No idea how to talk to anyone and had no social skills of any kind. When I was a sophomore in highschool, I met this girl. We talked for a semester(ish) and it was the cringiest thing ever. I talked like a retard, said retarded things and she talked to me because she felt bad. Typing this is physically painful, I still cringe to this day. Yeah, it sucked but once you talk to someone and try to initiate/carry on a conversation you'll fuck it up the first time, and each consecutive time gets better. Try one IRL conversation with a guy. You'll fuck it up and you'll both be cringing but you'll get better at talking each time you do it
>>24893630
>I'm trying to make them understand that an existence spent on complaining and crying is not one worth living
Like I've told you in other threads, attacking them don't help. You should try a more comforting approach like the other anon did in the other thread. Bullying bullied people sure helps right?
>>24893675
Ashley is probably too weak to use her jaw; probably needs IV feeding. Shmegeh has the strength to chew.I like watching girls eat; it is awful.
>ywn try to comfort michelle in one of her drunken rage
>>24893835
after what michelle did to that mexican girl i have no idea how she could be your skellywaifu. she's a horrible person.
>>24893136
I know the guy who makes those comics
We used to Skype and shitpost and together
Think he's from Peru or something
He's a faggot now tho
>>24893933
How the fuck are you still online?
I went to work and school and masturbated and slept and you're STILL shitposting
>>24893953
i went to work, came home, did some work, masturbated like 4 times and still have the energy to shitpostbecause it fills the void in my life where a bf should be
>>24893977
maybe i could be your bf
>>24894020
why would i need a bf when i can just shitpost on /r9k/? bfs are dramu and headaches.
>>24893933
I dont really search for skelly girls for pics. Most ED girls are underaged so it feels so wrong. Someone posted michelle on /r9k 2-3 years ago and it caught my eye. She really does have a toxic personality.
>>24893977
>masturbated like 4 times and still have the energy to shitpost because it fills the void in my life where a bf should be
Better than getting a sex worker or fucking a creep
>>24893770
There is a big difference between a failed normie such as yourself, and an actual irredeemable failure of God. Some are not meant to mingle with the masses.
>>24893835
I'm not bullying them. I'm being assertive.
>>24894067
>why would i need a bf when i can just shitpost on /r9k/?
for sex and cuddling.
>relationships are dramu and headaches.
agreed.
>>24894130
i can cuddle my dog and have sex with myself
rather than try to live up to some asshole's high standards and delusions of grandeur and constant judgment. better than being constantly keked as he lusts after stacey. just gotta figure out how to get rid of the crippling loneliness i feel.
inb4 "mystery is just crazy" like no, not really. this is all quite strategic and defensive
>>24893213
>Gets real solution to her non issue "problem" >doesn't respond.
These bait threads in a nutshell
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