>tfw watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror again
>*insert anything*
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror again
>>24878512
>tfw no special occasion
>tfw don't need one to know i am ugly and unwanted
Females cannot be robots. Leave.
>>24878512
I like plain Janes way more than I like model types.
Plain Janes make me feel comfortable and relaxed.
Model-type women make me nervous.
>see fembot feels threads on r9k
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror ever again
>look in mirror
>day ruined, go back to bed
>>24878564
Yeah now that I think about it I'd rather just have a normal girl, being around a real qt would just make me constantly anxious
Model aesthetics are intimidating.
>in 7 years I will be a 30 year old virgin
>I will become a witch
I'm in love with a tranny that wants cock and I don't have a cock. They're my oneitis...
>>24878617
I'm a qt 5'1" tranny and I like vagina anon, d-do you have an email?
>>24878604
I can fix that.
You'd save me from reaching wizardhood in the process
>>24878617
Buy a realistic strap-on.
>he'll never say "I'm sorry for breaking up with you, I was wrong. You're great. Let's get back together."
>>24878643
They're my one and only anon. I'd rather die a virgin than be with anyone else.
>>24878648
I have one but I don't know how to use it. I mean I don't have anyone to practice on but I've looked at myself in a mirror doing pelvic thrusts with it and I just look retarded... I don't know how to do the motion right.. my hips are too weird or something.
>>24878687
c-can we at least be friends so I can help you relate to her by giving you advice so I can watch your cute romance blossom?
>go to a metal/punk/noise show
>nearly every female there looks like a suicide girl with piercings and pig destroyer or throbbing gristle merch
>you don't look alt at all and you're just wearing the same jeans, jacket, etc that you always wear
>on top of that you're pretty much the only shitskin too
>>24878604
Maybe not. How hairy are you?
>>24878687
I feel like you are severly restricting yourself but then again you are a female.
>>24878716
Why would you go to a metal/punk/noise show?
>>24878687
You put the phallus in and out of the butthole. If they like it, do it more, if they don't, do something else. You're in the position of a virgin boy basically.
>>24878716
Which notable artists played?
>>24878767
idols of death metal
![1419500087166[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hYL3h8X.png "1419500087166[1].png")
>>24878604
I'll save you from this illusion, Beatoriche!
>>24878650
I'm sorry for breaking up with you, I was wrong. You're great. Let's get back together.
>Oh right it's been six years and you've had several boyfriends since including the guy you've been happily together with for two years now.
>>24878825
Hey im starting a movement to stop the posting of anything NHK related.
It hurts my feels to much.
>tfw crush on shy loner in highschool
>tfw you talk to him a little and he likes your interest in vidya
>tfw you watch him grow into fucking chad and hear rumours of him getting sucked off my stacies at parties
>emptyasfuck.jpg
>tfw your qt virgin shyguy is no longer attractive to you as he became chadified
Trying to get with a cute Russian robot i met in a MMO now hopefully hes real
>am fembot
>am faggot
> am cry
>gib attenshon
>muh mudflaps
fuck off op you cunt and kys
You fembots can "feels" up on my dick 2bh
>>24879181
lol 3bh family
Chill out, femanon.
Part of being an average female is accepting that there will always be women strutting around who are infinitely hotter than you. They live and bask in the spotlight of popular media. Fuck the VS fashion show, they're a feature in every day life. The news, every show you like, etc. Hot women are inescapable.
Accept what you do have going for you. Hit the gym, invest in some clothes that flatter you, get better quality makeup, maybe go tanning once a week. Stand strong for who you are. Stop yearning for what you aren't. Your personality can make up for the rest.
Unless you have a fuck ton of money, in which case, get cosmetic surgery and quit your bitching.
>>24879102
he was always chad, that's why you were attracted to him in the first place.
>chad boyfriend leaves me to go to uni
>get drunk and give into my beta orbiters carnal desires
>2/10 fat anime loving neck beard
>hairy, fat lips, greasy skin, pretty creepy
>if you were my girlfriend, id treat you right
>begin spending time with him
>have a lot in common, genuinely start to like him as a person and we fall in love
>on and off relationship
>but he always comes back to me telling me he loves me
>encourage him to start going to the gym for his health (sleep apnea, heart problems)
>loses weight, grows a proper beard
>help improve his subpar social skills, less creepy in convo
>help choose his outfits so he stops dressing like a mong
>6.5 aesthetics, good personality
>gets more and more distant with me pretty quickly
>only ever calls me when he?s drunk and horny
>after four months of this breaks up with me for good
>find out he was cheating on me for the last 10 months of our relationship with multiple girls
>tfw turned beta orbiter into a chad
>tfw probably chlamydia
>>24878512
Fuck dem hoes. You got us robot family.
>>24879335
He was handsome skelly, but mostly it was his shy nature that got me
>being attracted to attractive males, fuck me right?
Anyway Ive dated a fat NEET, guy never had a gf was a 3/10 tbhq
Only reason i left him was because he was a total asshole, id buy him gifts, always try help him out to feel better about himself and he never reciprocated. Even after i tried to help him change multiple times hes at that age seems like hes gonna be that way forever.
We still play vidya together though
Any other robots love buying their gfs lingerie?
Roastie don't be so toasty
any fembot can get laid at any time
>>24878643
POST FACE+COCK+kik
cmon anonkun, dont be a baka-e!
@ the guys saying average girls are better than the models
Why the fuck you lying?
>>24878551
Can I insert myself into you?
How about you?>>24878512
Aww poor girl.
>>24880856
>Why the fuck you lying?
>>>/niggertwitter/
For real though, average girls make me harder.
They're a far more realistic fantasy.
I see these bikini models and feel nothing. They all look the same and they're so out of my league, why even bother thinking about them?
Pic related is what I've cum to most all of November/December
>>24879601
>We still play vidya together though
so you turn him into an orbiter?, wow you're so kind stacy
Any fat femanon virgins it???
>>24881119
Fat?
Yes
Virgin?
No
>>24881057
Nope he actually has another girl already just happy to be friends with me i guess,
Me? stacy? Kek I wish :^)
>>24879601
So why are you hurt that he's attracted to attractive females? If you want attractive men you'd better be attractive yourself. I don't get why every ugly female thinks she's entitled to whatever guy she wants.
>>24881167
>he actually has another girl
yes, yes, and you believe in his lies.
I've said to my ex that I've another gf too when she came back in order to turn me into her orbiter. left him alone Stacy!
>>24881131
Sorry not interested then
>highly insecure
>started practicing the tips I've read about fixing insecurity
>there's a little change to my thoughts now
>I've grown more motivadte to move my lard ass and lose weight
>I've been doing all of my uni work
>found something I'm actually interested in
>finally got better fitting clothes so I can try and look qt
If I don't fucking make it I'm going to kill myself. Sink or swim faggots
>>24881339
You'll be fine. Good job girl.
>>24881339
Post qt pics or fuck off
>>24880856
Models can be pretty and/or hot, but I'd much rather date a Jane I get along well with. Janes are hot too.
>>24881339
Post face and belly
>>24879439
It's like the reverse of what happens when men date awkward fembots
>>24881339
>>started practicing the tips I've read about fixing insecurity
like what?
>>24881339
Thats great, stay stront and never ever fall into the muh body acceptance fattivist movements. Keep accepting that being fat is unhealthy and not natural, and you can change it with time and effort.
>>24881339
dont lose weight accept your fat
>be one of 2 girls that work in the store
>other one is older
>get complaint from management about the shape of the ladies room
>blood everywhere
>older lady blames me for it
>had to let management know it can't be me because of my hysterectomy
Good news is that lady got in trouble bad news is everyone now knows why I looks so sad when they tell me to wait to have kids. Now people don't want to talk to me about there kids because they feel it's a sore subject.
>>24878512
to be fair op, that's like me watching Olympic class weight lifting and then being sad that I can only bench 150
>>24881468
>hysterectomy
Literally perfection
>>24881468
>hysterectomy
Nice, a/s/l?
>>24881502
Yeah but you have to be pretty ugly to feel that way when you see a model. Most models are just above average looking in all honesty. They aren't all "9s and 10s" like people try to pretend they are.
>>24881616
Meh. I still have issues.
>>24881707
27/ u srs?/ pa
I still want kids just going to adopt.
>>24881712
yeah but doo doo isn't smelly anymore
>>24881737
>I still want kids just going to adopt.
Oh, too bad.
>>24881210
Never said i deserved him, I probably dont
Its more about being saddened how that one person you liked for not being the same as others or thought you had a chance to get closer with ends up being exactly like the people you avoid
Its just kinda sad when you see how none of the party whores liked him or would even talk to him while he was an introverted skelly, he starts going to the gym (fair enough good for him) and gets a little more daring and suddenly they like him? ..What?
But yeah at least hes with who he wants now I guess :/
>>24881707
>s
You might be retarded
>>24881737
PLEASE be my gf
Or at least give me a chance
Nothing disgusts me more than childbirth, conception, and periods.
I'll buy you a house if you want one.
Please
>ywn have a bf to go with you to PE shows
>>24881742
>black people are all thieves
>well actually....
>wow and water's not wet too right?
You sound ridiculous, I suggest seeing a psychologist
>>24879601
Is that you Ines
>>24881805
water's still wet, doo doo just stopped being smelly like a week and a half ago. you ain't know?
Hold on, what's happening in here?!
There aren't nearly enough trains in this thread.
>>24881895
fuck off samson
Choo choo asshole!
Will any fembot please be my friend?My therapist says I should try and talk to more women but doing it irl is too scary for me, I feel like this is as close as I'm going to get without turning into a writhing ball of spaghetti
>>24881781
That's sweet and all but I'm going to say no. I'm focusing on work so I can adopt easier not to mention I'm trying to work off all the post surgery weight gain. Depression weight gain is hard to get rid of.
>>24881901
Who is samson? I'm just a man with the most pure love in the world.The love of trains.
>>24881904
Post your email or make a throwaway one
>>24881914
Fuck off stupid whore, I'd love you no matter how fat you were.
>see fake fembot thread where frogposter is raging in babytalk about the roast
>approach him as if I were some faggoty therapist
>he stops
Tippity top kekarino
Any girls want to take a ride on my train?
Plenty of room.
>>24881904
Skype?
I won't use any other platform.
>>24881837
Not her sorry man
Models have never made me feel bad about myself. I don't consider them real people, and most of them really aren't attractive because models are chosen for weird features. I also want a phat ass so I don't want to be skinny like them. "Portraying unrealistic beauty standards" has always been a meme in my mind.
>>24881961
druadal
You guys need to stop trying to impress women in these threads. Just go out and ride a train. Way more fulfilling. Cheaper too.
These threads are going to be the downfall of /r9k/.
Listen ladies. For your own health, just leave. Your not welcome here, your not wanted here. Sure you do have a right to be here, but you really shouldn't want to be here. Your whole lives are based around happiness and this is not a place in which you will find it. There are better places for you to go and empower yourselves.
>>24881904
I'll be your friend anon but I only use steam really
>>24881374
t-thanks
>>24881380
>>24881393
No that's gay
>>24881401
>find solutions to what you're insecure about (I'm ugly and fat so I got cute clothes and started exercising)
>stop all the negative thoughts you have
Distract yourself or remind yourself that it's just thoughts and it doesn't necessarily reflect how others see you
>keep finding things you like about yourself
Today I found that I like the way my eyebrows are shaped. It can be anything, man. Yesterday I liked that I made eye contact with my librarian because I almost never make consist eye contact with people.
>>24881955
This isn't me btw
>>24881961
>>24881930
Happy to add any guys as well but I feel like I specifically need more practice talking to girls without going full autismoskype is idktfb, email is [email protected]
>>24881980
Pls go home duck
>>24881983
shut up fag, we /reddit/ now
women please continue posting your feels threads, you are welcome here.
>>24881992
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IlIllIIlIlIIlllIIllIllI
I collect friends add me
>tfw no qt /r9k/ gf
>>24881980
That's a big train
>>24881996
I am at home. Where are you?
>>24882009
Forchoo
>>24881992
Sorry, I don't really play video games
So you want a harem of males to cover your sexual and emotional needs.
>wah why does the world does not conform to my desires
keep watching anime and fade into obscurity
Canada has some really pretty views. Too bad the people suck.
>>24882033
>bane rhymes with train
It's like pottery
>>24878564
Model-type women make you nervous because you want them more, idiot.
>>24878551
>>*insert anything*
L-lewd.
>>24882074
I wonder if Lucas had a hand in The Dark Knight Rises.
>>24882084
Fuck these threads, post more trains and bane
Feel free to jump in at anytime guys and gals.
The more trains the better.
>>24882108
Just trains, please. Bane's a cool guy, but he isn't nearly as big as trains are.
toot toot
Not all trains have to be big.
>>24882012
Where is blasucci, u guys going to Gino's pizza pep today?
>>24881737
>I still want kids just going to adopt.
How would you feel about a surrogate mother?
If I were to marry you and have a family, I'd still like to have children that are biologically mine.
Maybe if you had a sister that we could ask to carry the baby?
>>24882143
Do you have any good facts about trains?
>>24882144
I don't follow. I'm sorry.
>>24882155
I know lots of stuff about trains, bruh. Just ask a question.
>>24881895
My son loves trains. Are you 3 too?
>>24882158
No problem, just seeing if you were a kid that went to the same hs as me, kid was definitely robot material and had a savage love for trains, he even made a YouTube channel
>>24881914
This is why women can never be robots
Guys are L I T E R A L L Y lining up to buy her a house and a life where she has to do nothing but exist, and she still says no
Fuck off, cunts
>>24882176
No. I'm 25. If he has any questions about trains I can answer them, though.
>>24882196
Cyborgs at best?
>>24882204
Thomas is his friend.
If you don't look at least this good, fuck off my board, you fat cunts
>>24881968
>phat ass
Nigger rap has tainted you
Big butts are what fat girls feel good about because they can settle for a Tyrone when no one else wants them
>>24878512
>tfw i dont like being in public
>never want to leave the house or even look in the mirror again
>>24882211
Sounds like he has good taste in friends.
>>24878512
If you are older than 25 and not youthful looking, end yourself.
you're not worth handsome or cute boys, roastie.
nothing in the world is as stinky as my STINKY
FUCKING
PUSSYEXCEPT MAYBE CARLY FIORINA'S PUSSY
>>24881131
Fat?
No
Virgin?
Yes
>>24882205
No, not even that.
Women are only ever alone out of choice.
Cyborgs are just special snowflakes that don't wanna be "mainstream" normies.
Fuck off
I've literally had 0 female kindness in my life
My mom almost killed me at least once a year and all of my teachers hated me.
The one girl in my hall called the cops on me cus she thought I was gonna rape her.
I was literally coming home with cat food after a 4 am shift and had didn't get out of the precinct until 6pm the next day
FUCK YOU
Can we please stop talking about stupid shit like vaginas and get to the important task at hand of posting trains?
You guys need to get your priorities straight.
>>24881766
They like him for the same reason you like him. Because he's attractive.
This thread is off the rails!
>tfw you never spoke to a guy irl
>tfw no bf to give me his circle of friends
I've literally nobody to talk to....
With no end in sight.
If robots hate fembot threads so much, why are most of the people posting in them male? Women are asking for 1 (ONE) thread to feel and discuss female issues, isn't that better than spilling over in other threads? Just hide them if it triggers you so much.
Even japs mess up sometimes.
>>24881401
>Be female and easymode
>>24882308
Where do you live?
I'll fly there right now and buy you a house and we can live happily ever after
>>24882315
You're only lonely out of choice.
You could have 5 guys in your bed in literally 5 seconds
Do any other femanons hate how they look so much that they rarely leave the house? It's a bad feeling
Wow, such destruction.
>>24881766
>Is shallow
>Is surprised when person you crush on is also shallow
>Muh feels
>>24882380
Post pic, qt
If you're not at least as pretty as monstertits-chan, kill yourself
Don't touch me 'cause I'm close to the edge...
You know how the rest of the song goes.
>>24882379
>You could have 5 guys in your bed in literally 5 seconds
>have same bed as when I was seven
>if five men were in my itty bitty twin bed it would break
pls no
>>24882404
Monstertits-chan could make a living off being a Deschanel lookalike.
I'd also marry her and buy her 50 houses.
She's literally a goddess
Posting cleavage of other generous femanon.
>>24882431
Quit being dumb
You're living on easymode
You're only alone cus Bradley Cooper isn't available and now you're here to get beta male attention
Hey ladies, I'm available still if you're feeling lonely.
Fembots, what's your favorite anime?
>>24882413
i'm trying not to lose myself...
>>24882435
Why don't we just have a gigantic thread for pics of femanons
Then we'll post contact next to the pics so these """"" fembots '""""" can see how non-robot they actually are
>>24882478
That's it, boy!
>>24882379
>You could have 5 guys in your bed in literally 5 seconds
I want fucking friends are you fucking retarded?
>>24882379
Serbia
We can live at my moms house
I dont wanna die alone
>>24882470
Free!
Umaru-chan
Shingeki no Kyojin
Lucky Star
Death Note
Oreimo
>tfw brother complex
NGNL
>tfw no big bro boner to tease while we vidya
>>24882470
I'm the only female on the internet who doesn't watch anime
>>24882508
Trains can be your friends, Stacy. They'll never let you down. :^)
I have low self esteem and am a woman please come nitpick at my flaws and b8 me trolls
>>24882435
>calling a camwhore a godess
And this is why robots' words should never be listened to.
Remember, through hard work and gains you can lift anything.
>>24882508
>trying to argue with misogynists on 4chan
>being a woman
yeah dude you're not gonna win, sad to say
>>24882515
>Serbia
I'll fly you out here
You guys are gonna get annihilated once ww3 starts in a few months
>tfw cockblocked by Putin
>no put in cus of Putin
How old are you?
Can you cook?
I just wanna know how to furnish the house
Is your English good, or will we need a translator?
>>24882435
>my tits
Heh.
Those are actually just Cs, and the terrible cock-eyed far apart kind.
I faked them up for a Gamer Grrl Halloween costume, with a jerry rig that forced all the fat up and into each other, while filling a bra with tissues below.
>>24882151
I'm not okay with that.
>>24882540
Fatass roastie detected
Idc if she's a camwhore, she was nice to me and said nice things and even showed me her boobs.
>tfw no Pinoy gf
Super comfy mode activated!
>>24882380
Yes aside from school
Have some holiday cheer.
>>24882562
Ayy, you're still here!
How goes it?
Do you still have that boyfriend?
Thanks for that pic btw, you were also really nice to me and that other anon in that thread.
You're probably one of like 5 decent females on this board
Merry Christmas, femanon.
>>24882548
>I'll fly you out here
kek. beta orbiter 101, folks
>tfw no fembot knocks on door
>>24882508
You could have 8 guys begging you to go on coffee dates or play vidya with no sex required.
Being a female isn't even easymode, it's the fucking start screen.
>>24882547
Go fuck yourself
Anyone wanna' go out and look at some trains with me?
I have a radio and everything. :^)
>>24882626
I realized this is a joke/b8 way too late. My bad.
>>24882548
>How old are you?
18
>Can you cook?
No
But if you know how to turn on stove I might be able to make eggs
>Is your English good, or will we need a translator?
Its decent
>>24882562
Same anon
Your tits are perfect btw
Please b my gf
At least friends?
>>24882196
Not every woman wants gifts and to think that is kind of shallow man.
>>24879446
>implying that's a good thing.
robots are mean and will shit on you to make them feel better about themselves.
>>24882646
where do you live senpaitachi
>>24882649
>le truth is le b8 because I disagree xd
Hope you get raped, bitch
>>24882597
I'm doing great, boyfriend's still around he's kind of becoming a hikke and I'm a little worried about him, but the Christmas season is here and I'm sure he'll perk right up.
Merry Christmas to you.
How are you doing?
>>24882660
You left your fedora at your wife's kid's house
>>24882470
Berserk
Outlaw star
Anything with monster girls
>>24882672
The Gulf Coast of the USA.
And you?
>>24882685
Hopefully he perks up like those tits
Xmas is a really depressing time for some people, especially hikki.
If you ever break up, will you give me a chance?
Please
I'm doing alright.
Gonna dropout of university and become an EMT.
My kitten died last week, so I missed an exam.
Got 3 new kittens on Sunday
I'm becoming the lonely cat man
>>24882719
Interesting story with these pictures. A terrible snow storm hit in Canada and knocked out power in a town. The railroad brought an engine over, took it off the tracks, drove it down the street, and used it as an emergency generator for the town.
Kanda Crossing from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back.
>>24882517
Ahaha! Well le'd my good sir!
>>24882650
I'm 19, so the age difference isn't too bad.
Do you have a passport?
How quickly can you pack up your things and move here?
We'd have to get married, so you can get a green card. But we can divorce after 5 years and remarry for real if you want
Do you want to go to university or anything?
I just don't want you to get bored.
Are you fat?
>>24882763
A bit more modern. (2006 or so)
>>24878512
I just stole your marina pepe
>>24882780
From about a year ago now.
>>24882764
Why does no one ever take me seriously?
I got banned from /a/ cus they said my taste was horrible, so I must be shitposting
>>24882795
And now from a slightly different angle
>>24882734
We seem to be barreling towards marriage and all that.
I think being an EMT or a first responder is pretty darn noble, but maybe if you were more prompt about emailing your professors they'd be able to reschedule exams, that's how my uni works.
You can't be too lonely if you have cats.
>>24878512
If it makes you feel any better I probably wouldn't bang you
More femanon
>tfw no PAWG Catholic school girl 4chan browmsing cumslut gf
>>24882818
Nah, I think my cat's death just changed me.
Realized I fucking hate university and the people and I don't give a fuck about bosons or blackbody radiation.
So I'm gonna save lives and wear a cool uniform.
Is a lot of cats a red flag for girls?
>>24882719
sorry, kekistan
>>24882846
4chan pls
Stop taking my pic away
>>24882707
>>24882517
pleb taste desu
>>24882818
>marriage
Oy vey
How old are you guys, anyways?
>>24882854
Well nobody is perfect. If you're in the US I might even let you run a train. :D
>>24882871
22 and 23
together three years romantically known one another for ten.
>>24882767
Where are you from?
>Do you have a passport?
No
>How quickly can you pack up your things and move here?
Well, id have to wait for my passport first
So in a month or two
>We'd have to get married, so you can get a green card. But we can divorce after 5 years and remarry for real if you want
Sounds good
>Do you want to go to university or anything?
No
>Are you fat?
160cm
65kg
Kinda, but its not that bad... Right?
>>24882532
cmon guys, call me a faggot, talk about roasties, I want attention too
>>24882846
>Is a lot of cats a red flag for girls?
>>24882846
>Is a lot of cats a red flag for girls?
Depends on how well they're looked after, many happy healthy cats in a clean place is fine with most girls.
>>24882885
USA
Is your body like those in the pic?
If yes, that's not bad.
I just don't want some bbw girl who's gonna lecture me on body positivity.
You can join my gym and I'll teach you martial arts.
Get your passport, then apply for a visitor's visa to America. Say you have an online boyfriend. I'll send my details to them and you'll be approved.
You don't have any KGB relatives, right?
What're you gonna do all day to not get bored?
I have all the vidya and books you could want, but is that enough?
I guess we'll figure that out once you're here
Also, are you a virgin?
Where the fuck did the parody thread of this go? I wanted to reply to it but it 404'd. Are the mods a bunch of feminist SJW white knights?
>>24882912
I treat my cats better than I treat myself.
Only the best premium cat food.
Monthly vet checkups
All shots
Baths
Dental supplements
They're the only living things that let me love and care for them, so I spoil them.
I'd treat a woman even better, but they all hate me
>>24882884
Oh yeah, I remember the whole decade friendzone story.
Well, I have to go masturbate and cry, so I'll hopefully see you later.
Merry Christmas!
>>24883026
>tfw I crashed it with no survivors
>>24882995
>Is your body like those in the pic?
No, I have more fat in legs
and I believe Im shorter
>You can join my gym and I'll teach you martial arts.
No, thank you
>
Get your passport, then apply for a visitor's visa to America. Say you have an online boyfriend. I'll send my details to them and you'll be approved.
Yea, I dont really know how to do that
>You don't have any KGB relatives, right?
I dont
>What're you gonna do all day to not get bored?
Browse the interwebs?
>I have all the vidya and books you could want, but is that enough?
That will do
>Also, are you a virgin?
Kissless virgin
Are you a virgin?
>>24883152
You're gonna have to lose some weight
I'm literally paying you to play video games and exist in my presence.
Is jogging a few miles to much to ask?
And yeah, I'm a virgin.
Will you have sex with me?
>>24883240
Don't be a chooser now anon, it aint everyday you get a chance like this!
>>24883240
>Is jogging a few miles to much to ask?
Id rather die alone
>roommate is obsessed with Taco Bell
>he brings home Taco Bell food at least once a week
>he has tons of tortillas, cheese, and seasoned meats at home which he uses to make imitation Taco Bell food
I'm trying to lose weight, but roommate makes it so difficult.
>become vampire
>can't look in the mirror again
>>24883441
Not stuffing your face is indeed a great feat of strength.
>>24878512
>not a 6' 90 lb cutie with 10/10 facial aesthetics and a nice butt
why live ????
>>24883655
Why won't you just be my gf?
I can be in London by 3pm
>>24883845
She gets more pleasure from complaining than from getting dicked down.
>>24883845
>>24883894
I want someone to like me for more than just the fact that I have a vagina. Someone that won't see me as completely insufferable. You know?
>>24883923
acting like an insufferable manhating cunt is surely going to help with that.
>>24883923
Everything you talk about here is the fact that you are a girl and that you hate yourself.
Hard to see you as anything else desu senpaitachi
Sometimes when I share a bed with my roommate he pretends to be asleep when groping me. I can tell he's pretending to be asleep because he looks as if he's trying not to laugh when I take his hand off.
>>24883923
What if I just wanna play vidya and watch movies while we sip hot cocoa?
I don't care if you have a vagina or a 10" BBC
I just want a friend ;_;
>>24884027
I have no personality beyond talking about how much I hate myself.
>>24884063
>I share a bed with my roommate
Go be a whore somewhere else
>>24884103
you don't say.get a hobby, maybe?
>>24884118
>wanting to be warm in the winter is being a whore
sometimes I wash my bedsheets at night and get too lazy to put it back on the bed so I just sleep with my roommate and finish laundry the next day
>>24884103
that's on you t b h
>>24884103
>>24884179
also, stop whining
>>24884139
>>24884179
fuck off normies
>>24884068
sounds like a ploy to murder me.
>>24878512
I'm will to bet my life, MY FUCKING LIFE!, that most of you so called "fembots" are just fat fucks who are only unattractive because you're too fucking lazy to exercise and diet a bit, that's not being a robot you deluded annoying fuckers, women cannot be robots, you never will be.
>>24884168
Get an extra blanket, you fucking whore.
You're climbing into a bed with a dude with a boner cus
>iz cumfy and cowd wintuh o///o :3
You're the same as a "virgin" that gives blowjobs and takes it in the ass.
I hope he straight up rapes you one night and your bleed out
protip: mystery doesn't actually want someone, she just enjoys the attention, she pushes away any one who actually wants to try and interact with her and get to like her for her, not just because she's a girl
There was once a cat
>>24884210
I'd rather be a normie than depending on a board of people who hardly care about me to feel better about myself.
>>24884063
I actually spoon in my sleep whenever I share a bed with someone. Probably my cold ass looking for warmth but it always happens.
>>24879601
>buy him gifts, "try to help him"
>try to help him means yell at him to go to the gym and stop being fat
Here's a tip ladies: men like affection. Not yelling, not judging, not stupid trinkets. Hugs, kisses, understanding.
It's not that hard.
>>24884103
Looks we have something in common then, you fuck.
>>24884286
who liked play scat
>>24880856
>girls pull up a picture of some model
>she has to be like 6' 110lbs
>actually asks if I think she's pretty
pffffffft
>>24884311
it liked the feel of shit on its chest
>>24884281
cry more, normie
>>24884287
>starts tripfagging
>whines about depending on a board for attention
???_?_?_
>>24884309
cool, when is the wedding
>>24884281
security from future disappointments
>>24884286
>that jawline
Quick Legolas! Get to the keep!
>>24884347
>cry more, normie
except I'm not a normie, just another one of the many people you've pushed away
>>24884340
often took it from the mice - fucking pest
>tfw am a Chad yet r9k on the inside
Honestly, I drown in pussy, but I just want to feel love...
The one girl I ever loved basiclly cheated on me and lied to me throughout our relationship, ever since then I haven't gotten over her nor have I felt anything for a woman since.
I just want some love, she wasn't even physically beautiful, but on the inside she was my dream come true.
I have never had trouble with woman, I've fucked countless beautiful woman, yet even when all these stacies come crawling after me I reject them every time. They care about my social status and looks, nothing else, anons.
I still remember the first time I met her, the first time I hugged her, the first time we feel asleep together.
Her excuse, "I lose interest in guys quickly" even after she said she loved me the night before and started into my eyes..
Femanons why must you do this.
>>24884210
you seem like you're comfortable being miserable with your life desu
>>24884347
1. I wasn't whining, just pointing out something I noticed.
2. I don't only use this board.
whatever, bye.
hey ladies, I've got a pretty attractive offer for any of you that are single
I'm a 3/10 clingy, unfit mixed race guy who wants to love you, I'll have a million problems you'll have to deal with but I don't mind dealing with problems you have. Who wants to take me up on the offer?
Here look, I'll even post a qt animu girl to make myself seem more cute and attractive.
>tfw bullied by the other girls
>tfw I could beat all of them up but they only attack verbally
>>24884286
>>24884311
>tries to make a statement against women by posting the bad opinions of select women
>these opinions attack a clearly traditionalist woman operating in the modern age
>this does not cause cognitive dissonance in the "YES ALL ROASTIES" anon
You'll just call me a fat whore who actually has a penis and considers himself a princess, but I still have to tell you you're being a might bit silly.
