Was I not supposed to talk about this?
How do I recover from this? She hasn't responded in 15 minutes.
>>24877212
You sounded like a retard
hahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
you fucked up
move on you fucking sissy
and try not to cry like a LITTLE BITCH
>>24877212
>Still there?
>>24877219
i was hoping she would find it cute if i talked about my emotions.
SHE STILL HASNT RESPONDED, do I just send her a message tomorrow morning pretending nothing happened?
>Its not hard to make me cry so b careful :P
>still there?
>>24877308
I mean. Like you can try
>>24877212
Why don't you have a little cry about it OP
faggot
Op, was this some type of annonymous chat or a chat where you only post nick names? Does she know who you are irl?
>>24877212
You fucked up. Contrary to what cartoons tell you, women don't want sensitive men. They want guys with lots of money and little emotion besides complete worship of them.
>>24877238
>>24877309
ok animeposter, I know you're messing with me because I'm dead sure that "still there?" is a normie question to ask.
>>24877387
It's a girl from uni, over skype........
>hello? still there?
Are you trying to be desperate?
>>24877403
>contrary to what cartoons tell you
Oh shit, not OP, but this hit hard. Cartoons literally deformed my view of reality to the point of acting like a cartoon character 90% of the time with frustration building up inside of me because I didnt get how people couldnt like "a funny, haawt and intelligent guuuy like I am". You cant even imagine my anger phase when I realised all the basic redpill truths.
>inb4 dont shoot up a school white boi
>>24877431
We are two seperate people anon. I aslo asked you this >>24877387
I was just curious, I dont have much experience in social situations so myb I cant really help.
I guess what I would do if I were you, is: ask her why she disconnected next time I see her irl, if she brings up my autistic sentence I say I was being ironic, making fun of emo teenagers and I thought she would get the joke, but its probably my fault because I didnt make it seem ironic enough (seriously, this seems like the only way out). Also I wouldnt just BOOM ask her about it, if you know what I mean. I would try to make it sound as if I dont give a shit, mention it in a middle of a conversation as if I just remembered it...
But, you know, take every advice from r9k with a grain of salt, because we are, after all, all socially inept individuals. Then again, judging by this convo you had, so are you.
>>24877650
I fucked up.
She removed me as a contact like 30 seconds after I sent this......
I guess I'm gonna have to avoid her in class tomorrow..... and the days after...
>>24877715
cringed senpai
>>24877715
You didn't fuck up shit bro.
You tried to make a joke and this cunt REMOVED you because she didn't like it. You did nothing wrong, even if the joke was bad. The girl is a cunt, nothing else.
>>24877212
>falling for girls dig nice guys mey-mey
u dun fucked up
>>24877715
>>24877715
>>24877715
fucking bruhhh
>>24877715
You're hit bottom my friend, now just blow her the fuck out. Explain to her that she's not be being "ironic," and that jokes usually have a punchline. At best, she was being sarcastic/facetious.
>>24877715
Man, Im sorry, I tried to help but you also didnt pay attention to what I said. I said do it IRL, and try to not throw that in her face, read the post again.
>>24877792
I'm the one who sent the message.
>>24877773
Appreciate the motivation, but I can't fool myself into believing that I was joking from the start.
>>24877813
im a spastic fuck up what can i say
>>24877715
go for the kill op
"nah you're just not that funny"
>>24877859
OP is the one making "the joke".
>>24877715
>>24877859
oh wait that's you nvm
>>24877308
>>24877308
Yah I would read it as a joke but she probably thinks you were being serious and it wasn't even really related to what she was talking about so maybe she thought you were calling her a dick? idk man seems kinda unsalvagable to me
You are being paranoid she most likely fell asleep. No decent human being would leave half way into a conversation bc you said a lame joke.
You are fucked here, OP. You LITERALLY need to turn this around in the exact opposite direction. Make out you were joking somehow in an intelligent way, use your artistry. Girls are attracted to psychopaths, use that somehow.
Women are fickle, stop trying and save yourself the heartache. Fuck random floozies and if you don't know how, make a profile on a dating site, message a grill, "what's up sexy" or something like that(keep it simple she isn't worth anything more), now if you're attractive to her she will reply, if you want to bang then make it known or do so subtlety but with intention at the forefront (ie. Do you own any thongs?) <--- it doesn't matter if this is creepy, if she thinks you're cute she will give in... even if only a little (if she does keep being subtle but "add weight" so to speak and she will be ready to bang in no time.
*Spoiler* you have to be attractive or at the very least skilled in something
>>24877983
>>24877994
She removed me. It's too late.
It could be this >>24877911
the way you wrote that last message seemed like you were being sarcastic with her, like mad at her not responding so she apparently got offended by it and deleted you.
Either way, she's a cunt for deleting you with no explanation.
>>24878017
Gotta give it to you op, takes some skill to fail so gracefully
>>24877824
>I can't fool myself into believing that I was joking from the start.
There is no such thing as failing to pick up a girl, at least for us there isn't.
The only thing you found out today was that this girl wasn't interested in you romantically, you lost nothing and gained hours of effort you'd otherwise put in.
You have gained much and lost nothing, and best of all you've learned something for your next attempt. Don't get too worried over this, it happens to everyone.
>>24877212
>haha I'm so sad and sensitive and cry myself to sleep lol!
>>24877715
>Haha jk I was just being ironic lolll please don't delete me
I'd have deleted you too if I was in her place tbf.
>>24878330
lol thats not the lesson here at all. the lesson here is that op is way too serious and tried to cover his own desperation and neediness up by spilling more digital spaghetti.
the girl probably just got creeped out by how big of a deal op made from this stupid convo exchange
>>24878330
This tbqh senpai. I've failed a thousand times but I've still gotten laid enough and have a folder full of nudies. This coming from an emo manlet.
>>24877431
>ok animeposter, I know you're messing with me because I'm dead sure that "still there?" is a normie question to ask.
lel
>>24877212
>b careful :P
Don't fucking do this. Don't use these shitty emoticons.
>>24878017
Sorry that happened OP but what you said wasn't even that bad, she's a cunt for deleting someone over that that she's going to see the next day.
Where did you find this slut at, OP?
>>24878008
>8008
>boobies confirmed
This bitch is shallower than a puddle in a drought.
>>24877308
To be fair, you didn't talk about your emotions, you just talked about how it's easy to make you cry
I think i did something similar once (though i didn't realize then) i just talked to her next day like nothing, and it was all good
not that i managed to land anything, but still
i thought OP is the girl
which makes sense since the bitch was acting like a man
and our OP as a woman
just keep saying "PLEASE RESPOND" over and over until they respond.
Men are not allowed to have feelings, unless it's rage.
>>24878785
except autist rage tho
Ok, but if that was the other way round I wouldn't like it. It would seem like a girl trying to prime me for her bullshit.
>hello?
>still there?
You fucked up mate.
>>24877715
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
>>24878017
>Wanting to fuck Spiders
>>24877715
Tell her that her joke wasn't funny, and hw you are not laughing.
And then tell her that her life is the real joke, and your rifle the punchline
She sounded like a fucking cunt OP.
seriously who deletes someone because they have feelings?
It's fucking true what people say, men are supposed to be Machines and have no emotion what so ever.
>>24877212
Holy shit OP. I'm sorry this happened to you but fuck lol I can't stop laughing.
For the future just remember, never joke about being a little girl unless you're you're in person and they know you and you're manly enough it won't make them see it as true. This type of thing is like the quickest way to cause a pussy to dry up.
>>24879289
Oh, and don't come off as needy. I think that's what actually caused her to block you. You should've just moved on from the comment not sent 3 messages begging for forgiveness basically.
>>24877212
ever tried not being such a fucking faggot?
>>24879061
nobody gives a fuck about your pleb babby game
OP you failed astronomically
if I was a girl my pussy would dry up completely but I wouldn't just leave you hanging, so good job through your failure you actually dodged a bullet because that girl is a cunt you don't want to be with
>>24878017
Actually, she blocked you, family
