>uh, h-hey anon! I w-was, ah, wondering i-if, um, maybe, y-you k-know, you might w-w-want t-to go s-see S-St-Star Wars w-when i-it comes o-out?
what, you dont have any friends to go with?
also no, star wars sucks
>>24876486
Nope. I'm not a movie person.
maybe later probably
Yeah staring at some ugly monkey nigger for 3 hours sounds like a great idea, how about fuck off
>>24876486
Wow, that's a great Porky the Pig impression!
I'd love to go see Star Wars with you!
X) HATE STAR WARS
>>24876547
>Yeah staring at some ugly monkey nigger for 3 hours sounds like a great idea, how about fuck off
desu
>>24876486
>a girl will never, EVER ask you this
>>24876486
No I work at a movie theatre, and if I here one more person talking about star wars I'm gonna flip out! Also you're hideous, sorry to be blunt but it's the truth.
>tfw no stutter cutie
Life is cruel
sorry, I'm afraid my schedule that day is already packed to the brim with self loathing.
I wish you were a guy because I'm not into girls that look like guys, but I am into guys.
Do you have any weed on you?
>>24876594
He said ugly monkey nigger not handsome mixed race dude.
Normally I would, but I made plans to go see it with my family already.
>>24876486
I can't drive to a theater because I don't have a car and I can't afford to pay because I have no source of income, but sure it'd be an honor to go see star wars with you
>>24876785
>cant drive no car
catch public transport you pleb
>>24876486
I wish
>>24876602
fuck this mute shit
>>24876602
>OP's pic
>girl
>you force your girl to look like ashley
>tfw she's clearly inferior
>you drown your sorrow with another bottle of orange juice
I'm sick of seeing Star Wars everywhere. I hope to god the movie sucks, just to see everyone let down.
>>24876486
>cant even speak like a normal humn
![1407937283180[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/FbENv4y.png "1407937283180[3].png")
>>24876486
I'm sorry but I don't suffer the presence of whores.
>>24876820
And get molested?
Fuck you.
>>24876486
Sure!
>Date night
>she flakes on me
Of course.
>>24876486
No, you stuttery lady.
>>24878371
>flakes
Grandpa is that you?
unattractive girls fill me with disgust and anger. I always feel the urge to choke them to death or punch them in the face.
>>24876486
>"ok but how much weed you smoke"
>>24878371
>anon infront of a movie theater waiting and waiting until eventually the girl, her friends and her bf go over to him to tell him it was all a funny joke and he's on cam
>anon goes back home completely crushed, while she and her friends commemorate the funny prank with facebook posts and a video for all their friends and the internet to see
>>24878367
>And get molested?
Only if you're lucky, faggot.
>>24876486
No, fuck that you stupid bitch. First of all star wars is at best a children's flick, not a fucking movie and a shitty normie children's flick at that. Plus they're forcing the whole "nigger Jedi" thing, not like it was going to be any good anyway. you should be embarrassed
Fuck no pleb, I'm going to be at a Michelangelo Antonioni retrospective on the 18th. Get some taste youcutie.
Stop stuttering, you stupid bitch. This isn't a fucking anime.
>>24877674
I mean, it looks like one.
>>24876486
leave faker
I-i-is S-star Wars w-w-worth w-watching?
I have no interest in Star Wars but we can check out The Big Short or Hateful Eight
>>24876486
star wars is for faggots, fuck off cunt u look like a gremlin l.
-continues playing his gameboy color with pokemon red where hes fighting gary oak that little bitch picked my weakness again-
>>24878253
>you drown your sorrow with another bottle of orange juice
fucking lost lol
jupiter
>>24876486
That girl's pretty cute, OP. Got any more of her, or the link to the reddit thread you got it from?
>>24879083
>tfw I have tickets to see the 70mm film showing of hateful 8 with q and a with Samuel Jackson.
Feels great m8
