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Has there ever been any evidence to support the idea that roasts
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Has there ever been any evidence to support the idea that roasts come from sleeping around?
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ur mom wasn't a roastie until I was done with her that's my evidence :^)
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>>24876082

big dicks widen the vagina thereby making it roast out its pretty logical.
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though its likely that cut cocks cause roasting because their foreskin is gone so there's no glide
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>>24876082
Probably not, but honestly I've never looked into it.
>Here's a cutie
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No, there isn't. It's biological, or done by stretching the lips out manually over time.
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u guys r dumb. I have a roastie and I'm a virgin.
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>>24876287

nobody believes this or cares. its much more likely you are lying.
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op is a roastie desu family.
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And now, a poem.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BgVVlAG78m

A fembot I talk to sometimes sent this to me.
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Nope, it's like having free or attached earlobes. Completely genetic. You could fuck with the skin by hanging weights on your labia for years, but even loads of fucking isn't going to do that.

This is one of those memes that is built off of people having a hilariously low comprehension of human biology. Given that creatures like Todd Akin can exist as adults, I think that this can only serve as a warning for the need for improved basic education.
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>>24876082
It's untrue and boggles my mind how so many people seem to believe it.
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>>24876374
Wew did someone buy Arby's takeout?
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It's movie time.

>Wife Caught Cheating With Son's Friend
http://youtu.be/vTJCrzUYyww
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>Cheating Girlfriend and Wife busted red handed by both guys
https://youtu.be/tsnGLpR8hPg
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>>24876082

>vaginas get lots of dicks of various sizes

>everytime a cock goes in, the vaginal lips and walls stretch

>the more they stretch, the more scar tissue develops

>the more scar tissue, the more roast to boast

This is just science. Fold a piece of paper, then fold it back over and over again. Eventually, the original fold will wear and become loose, eventually breaking.

However, human tissue doesn't simply "break", it repairs itself.

The more it repairs it self, the more dick they've had and the bigger roast they have.
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>>24876374
>Nope, it's like having free or attached earlobes. Completely genetic.

This tbqh. It should be obvious for anyone who has been near an outie or even cared to observe it rather than avert the eyes like a flaming faggy. The tissue of the large labia minora is not the same as the tissue of the inside of the vagina. A roastie is not a vaginal prolapse of any degree.

I guess it's all just a troll meme to annoy women and biology nerds, tho.
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>boyfriend on the other line, live on radio, breaks with his gf
http://youtu.be/SNxERhebPhU
>"I'm sorry"
>"It was mistake"
>"it's you who I love"
>"it was just one night"
>"it didn't mean anything"
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>>24876436
Source of the article in your image?
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>>24876102
I used to be really fit, then I stopped working out. What used to be my musculature is now hanging limp from my arms, legs, and torso.
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>Radio host hits on a cheating girlfriend
http://youtu.be/QPnZiiA0-co
>you have a boyfriend?
>"no"
>what about Adam?
>"uhm... he... doesn't have to know?"
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>>24876522
http://www.rantchic.com/2014/01/14/men-you-marry-vs-men-you-bang/
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>Girl dumped on live radio show (best part starts at 6:00)
http://youtu.be/rJw8T25smyg
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>engagement ring
>another cheating girlfriend dumped
http://youtu.be/6qNCp-o31Tc
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>Divorce Court Clip: 'My Wife Slept with 150 Men'
https://youtu.be/FWLfWHf9abM
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>officer's police cam saves him from false rape charges
https://youtu.be/KgxwPU0W-Wg
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>"AAAAAAAAAGH! YOU WANT TO RAPE MEEEEEEEE!!!"
>"Lady, you are scaring me."
https://youtu.be/uUHEO4BJEcg
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>>24876568
Thanks.

God I hate women
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>>24876082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q

blox
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>Norman Finkelstein has no respect for crocodile tears
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HhlrGRWaxBE
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>Europe is white too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyDC1GmOOcQ
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>how to deal with complaining women
https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg
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>lessons in manners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDPbcL_jPA
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>Revenge on Cheating Girlfriend
http://youtu.be/-IbMDE1Eo-E
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>Man gets layed out by cheating girl's man
http://youtu.be/HGGEekY-K6g
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>Men v Women Moto X split screen comparison
https://youtu.be/iHePxxS0K7o
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God reminds me of this bitch, green texting
>highschool senior year, dates my best friend and they break up
>2 years later she is going to college in a town 1 hour over
>she is now dating a mutual friend of a friend
>dude is super nice and funny, their relationship is a year long
>she gets eventually bored of it and goes back to ex and fucks him while "on break" with current bf
>huge fucking fighting
>now they are mutual friends and still hangout but nothing sexual
How does this motherfucker stand having this bitch in the same room when she cheated on him? They still see each other like twice a week. I want to fuck her cause she's so hot and she playfully flirts with me plus I always try to piss her off. She's currently talking to 7 dudes, on and off and has fucked 8 guys probably more but didn't want to seem like a slut to me. Fucking roasties I swear, always living in the moment never any foresight
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>Vet comes home to find wife naked with another serviceman
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ff_1438130793
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>Crazy woman accuses postal worker of stalking her
https://youtu.be/5MVyQNNFobA
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Am I the only one here who likes roasties and thinks they're cute?

I want to play with them.
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>coughing is harassment
https://youtu.be/pn-IakqqqC8
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>Guy on Irish dating show chooses 250 gift card over a date with a girl
https://youtu.be/C2EGd6aOtV8
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>Obnoxious girl gets taught a lesson
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b0_142037969
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If a girl is loyal and has sex with only her bf/husband 100 times, wouldn't she be as much of a roastie as a girl who sleeps with 100 guys 1 time each?
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>>24876880
>girl is loyal
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>>24876346
top quality 9.745/10, would switch out meme words with real ones
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>>24876880
Apparently sex with multiple guys stretches the vagina more than if one dude fucked a girl the same amount of times. Idk how true but I faintest recall some anon posting a study idk if it was peer reviewed.
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Women are not built for loyalty.
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>>24876436
>"Take care of business, son."

DAD OF THE FUCKING YEAR EVEN IF HIS WIFE IS A WHORE
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This is now a thread for one angry virgin pasting all his "I hate roasties!" links.
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>Dude Comes Home To Catch His Wife In Bed With Another Man
http://youtu.be/TXVjMHQIJ4I
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>>24876939
Nah. Bitter ex-husband.
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>>24876708
Vundabar.
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>>24876526
bad comparison
I used to be a fag and now my anus is loose as fuck
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barf, tbhqhwy
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Like others have mentioned if you actually look at the labia minora you'll see theyre not attached to the inside of the vagina but rather meet at the hood covering the clit and run down the sides. So not sure where any "evidence" comes from, its completely genetic.

Funny that people still believe its from sex though. Maybe theyre getting confused for other things like prolapse?

Would know, I'm a roastie and virgin because of it
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>>24877897

If it helps you feel better, I like roasties.
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>>24877903
Are large uneven ones too gross to look at? :(
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>>24877914

It's really not a big deal and I'd probably have fun messing around with them.
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Personal experience here. I had a girlfriend for 4 years and we had sex regularly. When we first started dating, she had literally the perfect vagina. Basically just a line down the middle. No roast at all.

I'm roughly 8x6. Sometimes when I would really give it to her, her labia would swell up, hugely and she was sore for a couple of days. I tore her a couple of times as well. Anyway, towards the end of the relationship her pussy was starting to look a bit roasted. Perhaps a medium rare. It was noticeable and she had a perfect Vagina to start.

A lot of girls are born with slightly roasted lips, but I would argue, from personal experience, vigorous sex roasts what is already roasted.
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>>24877933
Good to know, thanks u.u
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>>24877897
fuck off with your tricks
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danish single mom please show these non believers your perfect pussy
she was a whore so she is the perfect example for debunking this dumb (albeit funny) meme
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>>24876496
Why would all the skin around the vulva, including the hood over the clit, usually have extra skin too? Why not solely around the vaginal canal? Use your head, pepe.
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