You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass
What do you do?
>>24875964
Hit ctrl+z a couple times
i occupy wallstreet
plz, no way that guy would touch a woman
gym rats are gay
hes more likely to slap my ass
plus he has gay face so 100% chance of slapping my ass
shoot him with this
> robot
> girlfriend
Choose one.
>>24876007
You're right. Definite case of gay face going on there.
>>24876007
I would let a buff man slap my ass and sissify me in front of my gf if I had one
>>24875964
stand really close to him, he cant reach me :^)
>>24875964
ew hey pal ugly town is down the road
>>24875964
>Club
>girlfriend
>Do?
I literally don't understand anything you just said.
>>24875964
close photoshop
>>24875964
outlive him
eventually he will succumb and die from his ceaseless use of steroids
>>24876071
>lengthy trigger pull
shit tier unless u wanna single hammer every shot.
why am i in the club
>>24875964
pop his pec with a needle
>>24875964
Nothing; I know that with the level of riods he is on, no way can he get an erection or have any sex drive.
tell him to fuck off back to his bizarre adventure world and continue fingering my gf through her bootyshorts while we dance
>>24876195
I like you.
Good plan, short man.
>>24876259
D-do people actually do that?
>>24875964
Shoot the faggot. The homosexual needs to be put in its place.
>>24875964
slap his ass, obviously
Grab his neck and hang from it on his back. Fucker can't even touch his chest, won't be able to touch his neck or back.
also
>gf
>ever
>>24876269
6'1'' isnt very short senpai
![[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_06_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[89FC4300].mkv_snapshot_03.21_[2015.10.18_05.56.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VHrUn1s.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_06_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[89FC4300].mkv_snapshot_03.21_[2015.10.18_05.56.54].jpg")
>going to a club
>with a GF
I though clubs are for single people trying to get a quick fuck.
>>24876007
Just say you'd suck him off already. Gosh.
>>24876278
think so, I'd do it a lot to random chicks if they were into dancing.
all of that happened long ago when I was an underage microjock, but things are a lot more degenerate now so I imagine the bathroom of your local club has likely seen more people fucking than your favorite pornstar's cameraman.
>>24875964
Well here is how I think it would go
>be me
>Leaving from the gym with my girlfriend. We are both extremely exhausted from our workout
>Walk by the guy in op's picture
>He slaps my girlfriends ass
>It's as if time stops and I'm watching it happen in slow motion
>In those 2 seconds of seeing everything unfold I devise a plan so I don't get my ass kicked
>Kiss him on the lips
>push him away in total disgust and say,"what are you fucking gay?"
>Everyone in the gym makes fun of him for kissing me and being a faggot
>I can see his knees begin to tremble and his face getting red
>Tears roll down from his his eyes as his lip begins to quiver
>He burst's out of the gym crying while people are still laughing at him
>my plan worked
>I win
Complement his pecs and ask him how much he benches.
>>24876214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJERivIGA4A
tell the dumb cunt to get off roids
>>24876598
cont.
>End up at my apartment with my girlfriend. We are both even more extremely exhausted from our workout
>See the guy in op's picture in my bedroom
>Wtf he's naked
>His cock is bigger than my girlfriend's
>In a few seconds of seeing it I devise a plane so I don't get my ass licked
>Start sucking on his cock
>pull out phone and tell my girlfriend "what are you fucking recording?"
>Everyone in the world makes fun of him for fucking my boipussy and being a faggot
>I can see his knees begin to tremble and his face getting red
>Spurts of cum roll down from my thighs as his lip begins to quiver
>He bursts out laughing while I'm visibly confused
>"just a prank bro haha"
>I win
pull his hand off and put it on my ass instead, then get on my knees and pull his pants off with my mouth
>>24875964
Women actually don't find beefcakes attractive...
>>24875964
I bet him $30 he can't touch his shoulders
>>24875964
i wonder why i'm in a club, walk home and crawl into bed
>>24875971
Underrated postUnderrated
>>24875964
>tfw that is not my bf
Blows his muscles using a needle.
>>24875964
kick his ass back to whoville
>>24875964
Slap his boipussy back.
>>24876598
>>24876598
it's important that you tried, this is how OC is made, but this was terrible and you should kill yourself
>>24876278
Rednecks, yeah. The kinds of people who go to discotheques unironically.
>>24875964
eh just pop him in the jaw hard and enough and hell be out cold
