>NINETEEN (19) years old
>dorming at college
>have literally never gotten drunk despite very much wanting to
>no friends to get booze from
>terrible social anxiety so can't go to parties where booze might be present
>too stupid to get a fake ID
>too much of a coward to just try buying booze anyway
O-only a year and some months to go...
>>24875806
>buying the liquid jew
Just save your money
alcohol is a terrible drug, kiddo.
>>24875806
>living in a dorm
>wanting to drink
>posting pepe
You normalfags don't even try to be a robot.
>>24875806
Faggot you shouldn't give a shit about alcohol your goal should be pussy.
Man I've had alchohol offered to me like 3 times (yeah I know its not that many but whatever) times already, for free, and I always said no because I have to fucking drive and plus I don't give that big of a shit about it or drugs anyways.
My plight is the lack of sex in my life.
>>24875806
>tfw live on paki estate in the UK
>pakis seem to like me
>been getting served from a corner shop since I was 14
don't know how it is in freedomland but in the UK just find a paki shop wait until no customers are in and they'll serve you
You probably have that one friend or "kinda friend" just fucking ask him already u kek
When you're 21 alcohol won't seem like anything.
Try to have sex.
Loser. I was stealing booze and heymistering twice a week by the time i was 14....actually on second thought maybe im the loser
>>24875970
http://idgod (dawt) ph/
tell some dude to take a picture of you and order a fake ID for 100. Comes with a free dupe.
>>24875970
Nope, I literally don't and can't talk to anyone (but am apparently a huge normie according to >>24875917, who clearly knows me better than I know myself).
>>24875985
>Try to have sex.
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
>>24875806
i feel sorry for you americans
When you're past 21 you'll realize how dumb it was to look forward to it enough to want to get a fake ID for it.
It's pretty shit if you just do it get drunk and nothing else.
Drinking laws are still stupid though. 18+ year olds should be able to have responsibility when having a drink that makes you act like a retard.
