Hey /r9k/ its my birthday. Would you come to my party?
If I get a piece of that delicious dry ramen cake I will.
>>24874814
s-sure senpai, I have some more......
Sure familia
yes
what present do you want?
>>24874759
happy birthday, OP. I'd go to your party, if you have any cute fat chicks to introduce me to
>>24874759
sure, but only if you wouldn't hold it against me if I didn't stay very long
>revealing your birthday on 4chinz
top goof
>>24875187
this
I'm already triangulating your identity as we speakor am I?you'll never know, because if I find out who you are I won't tell you :^)
>>24874759
I-It's my birthday too, Anon!
Happy birthday, bro!
>>24875263
>>24874759
happy birthday bros
gay thread s-s-enpai
>>24875866
it's not THAT kind of party anon
or is it?
desu I wouldn't mind if this thread were a little gayer senpai
there is no better birthday present thanlove
>>24875426
Thanks!
I don't have any plans or family to spend it with. I took a couple of days off of my wageslavery, to just sit around, fap, play vidja, and eat tendies. (No joke... I literally just went to the store to get a bunch of frozen food.)
>>24877290
In celebration of Anon's birthday, I suggest we post hi test/thick
>>24874759
why the fuck do you even feel the need to celebrate your birthdays?
hell yeah bro let's have a fucking orgy
Tbh this was the best birthday party I've ever been at. You might thank me for coming, OP, but, in fact, I thank you.
You da real mvp.
*dat ramen was OG*
Those noodles look spicy so no.
I don't like the spicy noodle.
Aye my birthday was yesterday, happy birthday anon.
It's my birthday too :::-DD
HB anonymous
I would give you a birthday blowjob, OP
>>24874759
Happy birthday, OP! Take this cake.
