>tfw you didn't miss out on teenage love
>>24874561
>tfw you told highschool gf 'i love you' right before sex
>"anon you don't even know what love is" then leaves
five years later i've made zero progress.
She's a heroin addicted whore, so i win i guessssss?
>tfw my teenage loves were drama filled shit that lastaed two weeks
>tfw my hs sweetheart left me because her bestfriend didn't like me
Fucking teenagers and their problemds about every little thing
>tfw we treated each other like shit
we were both bitter assholes
but we lasted for four years tho
> closed on a house with my hs sweetheart today
> getting married in march
I play pokemon though so I belong here
Tfw made out with two 17 yewr olds and a 15 year old at age 23 cause am youbg looking manlet
>weird even by r9k standards
wow
>went out with a girl senior year for a month
>went to a movie with her and made out
>went for walks by the beach and talked a lot
>kissed her a lot, hugged a lot
>went to the senior ball with her
>she broke up with me after senior ball
To be honest I don't think she liked me all that much. I didn't like her all that much either, but oh well. It was a month of being in a relationship, and now I'm only a virgin, as opposed to being a kissless handholdless virgin.
>tfw didn't experience teenage love but didn't miss out entirely
i think this is a worse feel desu
>>24874623
Nah heroin's a blast and she's getting miles of junkie chad tallywacker
>>24874847
Aren't you afraid of going to prison?
>>24877371
the underage sex = going to prison is a murrican meme
most girls at age 15 date guys over 20 in my circle of friends. nothing weird or illegal
>friends all get relationships
>friend tries to make me join this and set me up with girl
>ignore everything and play videogames
>chick in english class makes jokes about how I should go to dance with her friend
>ignore everything and play videogames
>friend tells me her friend is really sad and lonely and I should ask her out
>ignore everything and play videogames
>have bitter crushing sadness and lonelyness
>ignore everything and play videogames
you faggots with your romantic experiences need to learn to robot
>>24877801
Pretty much me, except from time to time I actually develop light feelings for a girl and then try to talk to her only to learn she has a boyfriend/ wasn't really interested/ is a cracy psycho.
Needless to say virginity game is strong here
>tfw had great teenage sex with a hot and devoted girlfriend
>became so sexually spoiled early in my life that i never matured or learned how to seduce adult women
at least i have my memories
>>24874561
>I didn't miss out on teenage love
>I just missed out on a response
Teenage love ruined my life.
I WISH I had never fallen in love as a teenager.
>Fall for the "you only get one sex partner in life" meme from my abstinence-only sex education class
>Stay with a woman with whom I'm sexually incompatible for nearly a decade until she leaves me
>Mid 20's, zero dating experience as adult
>Furiously masturbate due to the culmination of a decade of sexual frustration
>Damage my penis permanently from jerking it too hard
I have literally never had a good sexual experience and never will.
>>24878111
>>24878111
>>Damage my penis permanently from jerking it too hard
The fuck? Did you masturbate with bricks or some shit?
>>24877976
That's similar to me, I had about 5-6 gf's in my teenage years when all you had to do to attract girls was act moody and have long hair.
I'm in my late twenties now and I've got no idea how to even begin approaching a woman.
>>24874847
P A T H E T I C
A T H E T I C P
T H E T I C P A
H E T I C P A T
E T I C P A T H
T I C P A T H E
I C P A T H E T
C P A T H E T I
