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I want to fuck an escort, but I'm nervous about it. I've heard backpage is the place to go but I don't really know how to tell if a girl is legitimate, how much money I should be paying, etc. What's the difference between an in call and an out call? Help me please, I don't want to get arrested.
>>24874140
>help me
no. i don't know anything about it sorry.
>>24874176
Thanks for the bump I guess friend
You don't know if they're legit
in call means they come to you
out call you go to them
price depends on what you want and what they charge for it, prettier people charge more, fetishes cost more, things like that
>>24874282
Are there any ways to tell if it's a cop? Like, any way at all?
>>24874282
Out / in called reversed
>>24874413
Ask to see her tits for free when you meet them in the hotel/your car/etc. Show them you have the money and you just want to make sure theyre not a cop. An undercover wont show you tits when asked.
>>24874573
That sounds good. Would I be covered if I say I'm just paying for their time and whatever happens during that time is between two consenting adults, or would that not work???
>>24874605
That's exactly what an "escort" is: the legal loophole around anti-prostitution laws.
>>24874605
Video it and say you're producing pornography
>>24874642
Cool, good to know
>>24874644
Pretty sure you need some sort of film permit or license for that
Bump for knowledge
Pls friends
why would we know or care? this is a board for male wizard virgins.
ask /b/ or something
>>24875491
I've seen people talk about it on here before. A couple of people even did it regularly.
>>24875530
that's weird, i have never seen anything like that here and i've been on this board for 11 years.
>>24874140
Hey anon I've been trying to do a whole bunch of shit lately to get laid and I don't feel like typing out my full story but basically getting an escort is my fail safe if all else fails, I demand to get laid before 2016 shows up and if I have to I will get an escort.
I'm gonna dump a 5 part guide some anon wrote out a while ago I hope it helps god speed brother.
part 2 fuck your original shit
part 3 ahsdgfibasgqwt sfasf blahblagh
>>24875561
that is the worst fucking guide i mean i don't know what you're talking aboot.
peace
its not spam fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
part 5 final part i hate having to type random shit so it will let me post
all that fucking work just to pay some chick u'll never see again hundreds of dollars so you can put your dick inside her for 2 minutes?
>>24875561
>>24875577
>>24875587
>>24875599
>>24875614
Thanks for the info anon sama.
>>24875637
Yeah
I wanna get laid more than anything in the fucking world
>>24875700
just go to a place with drunk women and have a sign that says "please hlep im a virgin" and one of them will fuck you.
>>24875718
cant get into bars or clubs because not 21
only managed to find 3 parties all semester and all 3 were busts
and i bet holding up that sign will get them to laugh at you
lmao fucking loser just get a gf its not even that hard
>>24875739
ya they'll def laugh at you its how you handle it
>>24875755
Yeah it actually is that hard faggot
Got 15 numbers and it was total silence no responses at all
>>24875594
Well why don't you enlighten us then, oh wise one.
>>24875934
okit was a joke.
I do this a couple times a month on backpage. You should pay $120-160 for half hour. Don't go for full hour you just want to bang her and get out.
To tell if she is real google her number if it comes up on some website saying shes a prostitute then its legit. Go for the ones saying they are independent you dont want to have pimps around and shit.
>tfw want to fuck an escort
>I always blow my load in like 30 seconds
>tfw it would be a waste of money
>go to a brothel while visiting berlin
>prostitute is probably the hottest woman I've ever met
>too nervous to get it up
>>24876238
Yes the same has happend here my friend
>>24874605
>paying for sex
>illegal
>paying for a meal and fucking after the date
>legal
>gifting someone money
>legal
>giving away sex for free
>legal
>PROSTITUTION = ILLEGAL
The law is fucking stupid.
>>24876827
>paying women to fuck = illegal
>paying women to fuck in front of a camera = legal
>>24876827
>>24876967
fuck this gay country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM
>>24875755
Pic related
>just get a gf brah
>>24876827
The normie goverment does what it can to make getting some hard for betas
>>24875989
>Go for the ones saying they are independent
>what is lying
>>24877235
Fucking saved so god damn true it hurts
>>24877239
I dont think it tries to make it hard I just think its coldly indifferent to it
And its too incompetent to realize that by not trying to fix the situation it hurts them too
>>24875561
>don't use backpage
Well what the fuck am I suppose to do when I'm almost broke and none of the "good" escorts on those other sites service my area?
>>24877312
You have to search the other sites top to bottom before saying that
If it ends up being true then you can try to use backpage but be extremely careful
>>24874140
I dunno how people dont get gfs. Be a furry. Go to anthrocon. Aquire gf.
>>24877329
Are furry chicks easy lays or what
Any anon in here have experience with escorts servicing fetishes?
How receptive are they to fetishes?
Do you think she'd charge extra/refuse if all I wanted was the she wear a certain article of clothing I'd provide her with if it was clean?I like to buy used women's clothing online, she of course won't know this but she will wonder.
>>24877428
Yes. The availability of alchohol also helps.
Okay friends, here's how to get a girlfriend.
Some requirments
>Have some sort of income
>Be in school, or have a job (getting a woman is much harder without being "forced" around other people
>Hard part here.. Talk to people
>Men, Women whatever, just make light conversation
>Laugh at what they say when appropiate
>Dont talk about yourself, unless asked or its very fitting
>Give them a break, go talk to someone else
>Hangout with them outside of the place of meeting
>Guy or girl, just do it
>Cool, now you have a friend/aqauntent
>DONT TELL THEM THINGS THAT ARE WEIRD (Etc, hey randy can you help me get a gf?, am I ugly? i just sit at home and play vidya)
>It's okay to lie, if someone ask what you did yesterday, you can say you jogged, ran errands, dont tell them you did something like watched anime all day.. unless they do that shit as well)
>Stay clean, shower each day, dont dress like a kid
>Eventually youll either meet the girl, or your newfound friends will open doors so you can meet new woman
>Dont focus on one girl, even if shes the only one that is a possibilty. It comes off as clingy, and youll get depressed if it doesnt work
>Compliment people and lightly flirt, if they respond well, slowly increase it.
Something you may not want to here
>Be your god damn self to a certain extent.. If you dont, your true colors will come out, and well they will like you for teh wrong reasons.. however its okay to adjust your personality slightly to fit the company you're around.
Goodluck. feel free to ask me anything else while im here.
>>24877664
I now realize how shitty my formatting is, whatever though. Don't settle for an escort unless you really wanna do freaky shit, or don't have luck banging really really hot chicks (Assuming you have the money for a high class whore)
>>24875546
straya cunt/m8
>>24877664
>all that bullshit just to have some cunt bitch at you
Nah I'll just fuck escorts thank you
>>24877664
>>Dont focus on one girl, even if shes the only one that is a possibilty. It comes off as clingy, and youll get depressed if it doesnt work
This is the most difficult part. either you appear clingy and the girl you're talking to is unsure, the girl is clingy too and then you might get into something you didn't want to sign up for, you talk to too many girls and the one you want doesn't trust you or take you seriously, or you get the desired result.
>>24877235
read the last "gfs" as "girfies"
>>24877757
But.. all of that is just stuff you do to be a normal functioning member of soceity.. half of it should come naturally, I just said it because some people don't do it.
Girl or no girl, doing that stuff will make you a happier human being.
>>24877796
>you talk to too many girls and the one you want doesn't trust you or take you seriously
This shouldn't be a problem. You're not hitting on them and whipping your dick around. You're just friends with many girls. This will spark competition, and show the girl youre interested in that she doesn't complete you, and you don't need her.
Also, if you talk to a bunch of girls, who cares if one thinks you're a manslut? you still have tons of other bitches as options. The key to talking toa lot of girls, is not to fuck the girls off the bat, but to for friendships/relationships, which can lead you to meeting even more people.
Look at it this way, there may only be 2 girls you talk to at work. You could try to pursue them romantically and get shut down.. or you could be friends with them, and boom, their friends may become your friends, and now you have a total of 10 possible woman you can attempt at talking to. Plus your original friend may assist you in such.
>>24877664
>hide anything inordinary about yourself and pretend to be a complete normie
>but don't forget to just bee urself otherwise the girl wouldn't really like you for who you are xDD
I hate you so fucking much, please pour gasoline all over your clothes and set yourself on fire.
>>24877931
No... Instead of "Hide" I should have said don't voluntarily tell people how much of a fucking beta you are. There's no reason to say things unnecessarily.. If you collect anime figurines, don't tell anyone. If you just ordered a god damn body pillow, theres no reason to mention it. If you're working on a 1:3 scale of a video game character out of lego, don't fuck yourself in the ass by mentioning it.
Be yourself as in, don't dress like a gangster if that's not who you are, don't try to talk like a redneck to impress some country girl if that's not who you are. Don't talk as if you love sports if you obviously don't know shit about it.
Talk like you normally would.
Hopefully that makes sense to you. if it doesn't then well.. GG
>>24877853
>But.. all of that is just stuff you do to be a normal functioning member of soceity.
Overrated
>half of it should come naturally
It's all still bullshit
>doing that stuff will make you a happier human being.
All i need is video games and anime, and ideally sex, which i could get from an escort, to keep me happy. No need to be a "functioning member of society" here.
>>24878147
Not him, but wouldn't you want a qt nerdy gf that you can cuddle with, watch anime together, play vidya with/discuss it, and then fuck her senselessly as she cosplays as your waifu?
>>24878179
No, because I'd have to force myself to play the bullshit normie game for her and girls bring more unhappiness than happiness anyway.
>>24878263
how would you know.. you talk as if you've actually had a girlfriend before lmao
also girl =/= woman.. Theres a big difference between a naive annoying girl, and an independent woman,
>>24878298
Okay, I meant women.
>>24874140
>I don't really know how to tell if a girl is legitimate,
Look for one who charges by the hour. There's no law against paying someone to hang out with you.
>how much money I should be paying, etc.
About $200. It varies. You should ask for her rate before meeting her.
>What's the difference between an in call and an out call?
Incall is when you go to her (usually at a hotel). Outcall is when she comes to you. Incall is the safer option
Do not put the money in her hand. Put it on the table next to the TV. Then let her take the lead.
>>24875491
>why would we know or care?
>this is a board for male wizard virgins.
There's your answer.
>>24877664
> just b urself - the post
This site lets members review escorts., so you know they aren't cops or scammers.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/
I wonder how escorts would react to a hungry skeleton. Better or worse than to an obese neckbeard?
Anyone know a good way to secretly record escorts?
>get super horny
>look at local escorts in area
>jerk off to their pics
>cum and lose interest
>rinse and repeat
>mfw I've been using counterfeited notes to pay for escorts for years
> meet escort through Tinder
> she gives me her number
> message her hey I met you through tinder
> "hold on bb I'll talk to you in a while"
> an hour later
> she texts me "ok tell me about yourself"
> she blocks me
that feel when not even escorts you're going to pay are willing to put up with your shit
>>24880701
good idea desu senpai I can buy really good fakes for half price on dark net so then all my hookers would be half price
>>24874140
>escorts
They're prostitutes. Whores. Call them what they are, anon, not what they want to be called.
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>>24875561
This is good for US & UK but to get the truly heavenly experience you need to go to a country where prostitution is legal. Prague is heaven on earth.
>>24879675
Also interested in this post
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>>24876827
>>24876967
>land of the free
>amerikucks
>>24875561
>so act like a warm, receptive human being, not a serial killer
why do think we're all here anon...
>>24876967
paying for someone to massage your back
>legal
Paying for someone to massage your dick
>illegal
>>24878858
it's not that fucking hard; seriously
fucking talk to people and don't be creepy, the end
>>24883235
no anon, if you cant understand how it really is hard then you dont belong here
>>24883265
you're right i don't belong here, i come here to gawk at you fucking unsuccessful abortions
>>24877664
>>24877853
>But.. all of that is just stuff you do to be a normal functioning member of soceity.. half of it should come naturally, I just said it because some people don't do it.
>>24883235
Anon I don't think you realize that your basically telling us we have to be total normies to have any chance of getting sex outside of a drunk girl, high girl, bribery, rape, or bestiality.
I don't know how this normie culture developed in this country and I don't know why people think if you aren't a part of it you don't deserve anything in life, but I can't bring myself to join it and jump on the "hashtag, social media, sports are gods gift to the world, rap and hip hop music" etc etc culture.
I try to fake it when I'm out in public with limited success, no one dislikes me and some people even seem to kind of like me.
I can be among the normies with no conflict, but I always know I'm not one of them and a lot of the time they seem to know too.
>>24879636
Follow this guys lead.
>>24883356
I'm not telling you you have to be a "normie" as you dipshits like to constantly spout like it's some kind of default setting that people are.
Guess what? There's people out there that like all kinds of shit, things that aren't in that ridiculous list that you gifted upon the world. So if you actual talk to a fucking person instead of bitching about how "reee all people that want to have sex all are the exact same person and i can't relate to them" on the internet you might find some success.
> Step 1: Find girl
> Step 2: Talk to girl about things
Two outcomes occur, either you don't click and you move on or you do click and you've made a friend who might let you touch her inside parts.
Honestly it's not some fucking magic formula and you don't have to be some bland member of society to pull it off; your chances of finding a girl increase based on how many girls you attempt to talk to. You don't have to be a chad, you don't have to run "game", you don't have to fake it, you quite literally just have to talk to girls until one likes you for some un-fucking-fathomable reason.
I've had three serious relationships in my life in my 29 years, and I've slept with the same number of women. None of them were the proverbial 'normal' type. Just fucking keep trying, anon. I believe in you.
>>24883542
Yeah well that all sounds find and dandy until you spend the first 6 weeks of college asking girls out every day and after 6 weeks you only ever got 15 numbers and out of those 15 none of them ever responded.
So I don't know what the fuck the problem is and I don't know what more I can do.
The semester is over anyways.
>>24883607
desu getting 15 numbers in 6 weeks is pretty solid... good for you senpai
plenty more college to go
>>24883672
Its like you didn't even see the part about all 15 being as if they didn't exist because not one of the girls was responsive over text or phone.
>plenty more college to go
I was supposed to fucking get laid BEFORE 2016 shows up, I had one real shot this year, first semester of college, was set to run from mid August to mid December, when early October hit nothing had changed and then I mcfucked up and got suspended for the rest of the semester and no you don't get the fucking story.
So now, even with having a semi-friend, whos in a fraternity, who wants me to be in that fraternity and has gotten the members to agree to let me in next semester, I've only been to 3 parties this entire semester and I didn't get laid.
Couldn't get a girlfriend whether it was asking girls out in class or at eating places, and once I was suspended I couldn't ask anymore period because I couldn't be on campus, I'm too young to get into bars or clubs and I don't know how to get a fucking fake ID.
So now here I am having to travel all over my county desperately trying to find fucking horses to try to have sex with, and if that doesn't work, and I can't somehow magic my way into a human girls vag in the next few weeks, then I'm going to have to cough up 100-200 dollars for an escort for an hour.
I have like 750 dollars in a savings account that I've had saved for months now as my fail safe and it's looking more and more like I'm going to have to call on it.
>>24883772
is your penis going to explode if you don't get laid by 2016? that's the part i don't understand
and i really don't want your boring-ass suspension story anyway
>>24883772
>get_a_load_of_this_normie.jpg
>>24883792
I feel like I have to do it because for too long now I've been saying "another time, later on, eventually". First I was supposed to get laid on rush week, then by September, then by October, and then I stopped setting those limits and just tried to do it before 2016.
But my one and only new years resolution last year was to not be a virgin when 2016 shows up, and I know there are guys out there that are virgins when they hit 19, then 20, then 21, and on and on.
I feel like I have to put my foot down and have a sort of "not one step back" type deadline or else I have no idea how long its going to go on for but I can easily see my 19th birthday arriving out of fucking nowhere, then 2nd year of college starts, then its 2017, then I'm 20, and the whole time I'm a virgin.
I feel like if I continue to back and retreat and say "eventually" then eventually I'm going to have to face the final demand, accept a life without sex.
I won't accept that.
>>24883844
I am not a fucking normie.
>>24883886
look man, if you're just looking to get your dick wet for the sake of having a wet dick, then fine; you're on the path to that and that's all well and good.
but it's like you're trying to be the "normie" that you despise so much; going for sex for sex' sake. at the risk of sounding cliche as fuck, sex is way better when you actually give a shit about the person you're smashing
>>24883886
I'm willing to bet every girl you've talked to can smell your creepy desperation. Just chill the fuck out about it
>>24883542
>your chances of finding a girl increase based on how many girls you attempt to talk to.
Yea, all the other women in the vicinity seenig how much of a sperg when i get rejected definitey won't hurt my chances with them.
>You don't have to be a chad, you don't have to run "game"
Oh, you are sadly fucking mistaken
>>24883886
Male virginity is such a meme concept do you really believe you're gonna become chad jesus mcalpha if you fuck some 6? Just never consider yourself a virgin just some normal confident guy.
>>24883886
I'm 25 mate. Women don't respond, I've been in college for my fifth year I think (3.5 years CC, 1 uni so far)
The fact you got numbers means you're a complete fucking normalfag. I worked with women in a job where they had to talk to me, and still couldn't get any numbers.
You should try to fix the fact you're retarded first, that's obviously your problem normalfag.
>>24874140
craigslist whore checking in.
if you want an actual prostie (ugly disease ridden) use backpages
someone gorgeous and expensive (use online companion services for your city)
young and clueless (use okc, tinder)
likely to milk you for a free meal and not put out (pay for date sites like whatprice.com)
craigslist is a mix of young and clueless, ugly beat up single moms, and cops. but the best option imo. i whored on there (inb4 reeee) ages 18-24 both for paid sex and casual one night stands. normal hwp, white, disease free, etc. saw other girls like me on there. lots of bots so response ratios suck, but if you respond to girl's posts in w4m and casual encounters even ones that say nothing sounding like a prostie loophole, and keep the convo going for a couple responses then you can proposition.
>>24884009
>craiglist whore checking in
Stopped right there
Cut the roleplay already you gay ass fucking faggots
>>24884009
Where are you from? My problem is I don't live in a big city so I don't want to drive too far. Nearest "big city" to me is fucking Boston and that's like an hour drive
>Fucking a hooker is literally illegal in USA
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LEL KEKED BY OBONGO HIMSELF
>>24883927
Why I want sex is two sided, the first part is just because its said to be the greatest thing in existence. Men have gone to war over it, people are willing to pay shit loads of money for it, honeymoons are universal and mandatory, people write all these fucking songs that blare on the radio bragging about it like slow ride, save a horse ride a cowboy, cherry pie, etc etc. Whenever guys do get laid they brag like crazy about it.
I guess the best way I can sum up how I think of it is that its like this; The alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, the be all end all, the highest, the ultimate, the greatest thing in existence.
I use warmed and lubed up and fleshlights and they totally eclipse fapping like the sun eclipses the moon, and I feel like real sex will eclipse fleshlights in the same way.
The second side is more complex but I guess I can sum it up by saying that I feel like a fundamental failure for not having sex. I feel like your lose your masculinity if your still a fucking virgin, males aren't supposed to not be having sex they are supposed to be out there fucking and I feel like a failure as a male by not doing it, like I'm inferior or defective or something.
>>24883949
Maybe they could, I don't know. I always thought I did a really good job of hiding it and just talked about random shit and they would actually engage in conversation with me and smile and laugh a bit.
I have literally 0 fucking idea why none of the girls whos numbers I got didn't respond.
>>24883971
I don't think I'll become chad jesus mcalpha but I think I'll finally get to experiance what its like and I won't feel like such a failure anymore.
>>24883991
Look faggot I am not a normalfag, I'm still a virgin with no friends who browses 4chan and plays vidya constantly.
>>24884084
Chicago....so yes that helps.
>>24883964
It's worked for me?
>>24884160
You're gonna be pretty disappointed in sex your first time, I can guarantee you that.
Don't get me wrong anon, sex is rad. But it's not nearly as good as you seem to assume it will be in your mind. But you better believe that like anything else it takes practice before its enjoyable, and it's definitely empty with a rando.
I think you just need to chill out a bit and not chase it so hard.
>>24884160
Have you tried lowering your standards?
>>24884378
Why do you keep saying its better with someone you actually like?
Do you mean physically or mentally?
>>24884532
I'm willing to fuck horses, I have no standards.
>>24884561
Then go be nice to some ugly / fat / insecure chick. As long as she sees your status as being above the other people she usually has around herself (and she doesn't think you're only about sex) she will be after you so hard it's embarrassing. In college I was about as socially maladapted as it gets (way below your level apparently, kinda average looking) and this is how it worked for me.
>>24883542
You don't even know what a normie is.
Robots are the blandest members of society imaginable.
>>24874140
Okay here's the best thing you can do. If they look a little too hot just search the image on google images. If you find an instagram with thousands fo followers it' 99.9% fake.
Don't discuss paying for sex at all during the call or even really when meeting. You can discuss paying for TIME. Like how much for half hour vs hour. However no mentioning any kind of sex acts before youre actually into it.
When she gets to your place or you get to hers. Tell her to get undressed. It's not illegal to strip but if it's a cop they won't do it. If they get naked cool, you're on.
While you're fucking her or after you can discuss other stuff/fetishes and the rates for specific acts.
>>24885172
why is everyone so sure cops won't get naked. is this the new "you have to say you're a cop if i ask you"?
the fake 12 year old girl on to catch a predator got down to a bikini or just a towel....and that was tv.
>>24885217
To Catch a predator wasn't law enforcement. They COOPERATED with law enforcement but Law Enforcement wouldn't put a little girl in danger like that
>>24874573
>Show them you have the money
DON'T do this before knowing if they're legit or not. You could be arrested for solicitation or some shit.
