>Now Hiring: Dishwasher
>2 years experience and positive references required
>Starting pay: 7.25$ per hour
>>24874054
You should probably know Spanish too so you can communicate with the rest of the kitchen staff
Usually they're willing to waive the experience requirement if you majored in dishwashing arts.
what does evola have to do with 9/11
dishwashing is easy if you know people
you don't need experience in most things when you know people.
>>24874054
where is minimum wage 7.25/hr i feel bad for you lol
>>24874235
America my friend
Dude free profits lmao
>>24874235
In the land of the free.
>>24874054
>full-time junior-tech consultant
>minimum 20 PhD's 30 Masters
>Minimum 30 trillion years work experience
>must speak every language
>must have 20 references per second
>pay = -2,000,000 per hour
>now hiring: Warehouse stocker
>must have a driven, team-player, sociable attitude and excellent customer skills
>experience in previous Warehouse work and 3+ references required
>part-time 4 hours a week with possible full time position if work exceeds expectations
>$6 per hour
>>24874367
>Senior IT desk associate needed
>must have 5+ years experience with windows 10
>>24874254
>>24874271
I live in america and where i live minimum wage is 9/hr but i make 11/hr at a part time job at whole foods
>>24874054
The sad thing is op isn't even memeing. I've been a dishwasher for 3 years and we need a second dishwasher, but the manager requires a year of experience and 3 references.
>Wanted: Woodchipper operator
>no exp required just hop right in! :)
>>24874235
only retards and nignogs with no job prospects work for minimum
>stumble across random ad for disabled guy looking for care staff
>no experience required, only CPR and FirstAid
>send resume
>get interview, goes great, we get along
>hired
>$19/hr
>only work 25 hours a week but make enough to have my own studio apartment in a hip neighborhood
>3 days off every week
>only thing is wiping ass but that doesn't bother me
reminder that if you have a job that you're a normal fucking piece of shit and nee to get the fuck off of this board
>>24874406
>CEO of tech company needed
>No experience required
>tfw my rich friend gets hired by her dad to oversee 40+ people, each with 10-20 years of experience and degrees, because dad owns the company
>she has no degree and no work experience
>>24874827
welcome to the real world
I make 45,000$ a year picking weeds 5 hours a day because my dad owns a farm
>>24874668
Why are you NEETs like the homeless in my community? Everything is fine until i go to work. I always end up coming home to a busted lock, and four or more 'bos chilling in my living room threatening to call the cops on me for trespassing.
Fuckin' NEETs and 'bos, all ruinin' the hood
>tfw you work at home depot pulling deliveries
>no reward for doing well
>no reward for helping customers
>fired if i mess up
on the bright side i get to drive a forklift
vroom vroom, zoom zoom
>>24875020
Because you need to get your normie ass the fuck off this board faggot
>>24874668
If you think having a job is the only basis for normalcy you are a fool and have not witnessed the horrors of industry.
If you think anybody besides shitposters are obligated to leave /r9k/ then you are doubly a fool.
>>24875195
What you need to get a job:
>connections
>social skills
Fuck off normie
>he didn't major is janitorial and dish sciences
>>24874254
>the united STATES of America
>mfw I live in WA working min wage whereas OP lives in Alabama
>>24874054
>You need experience with putting water on ceramics
>>24875039
>vroom vroom, zoom zoom
Why did this make me laugh? Am I retarded?
>>24875292
I'm a literal autist. I found employment through a temp agency. I work in a warehouse with a supervisor that doesn't speak english. We communicate almost entirely by pointing at things.
There's plenty of shitty jobs out there that require no real skill other than showing up on time.
> be me
> 29
> kitchen manager at hole in wall diner
> by lingual (habla espanol)
> also be Caucasian (irish English scotch German) amerifuck
> my feels when whites and blacks I work with are angry I have my position of privilege as manager because I manage to do more than others.
> in b4 check your privilege
> privilege checked. I provide solutions
> hence my role as manager
If you so you can't when I say I can... don't be butt hurt when I get when I get. Check your fucking logic
>>24874130
Take a wild guess my friend
>tfw wage kek part time for 13.50/hour stocking shelves
>tfw I started off making more than some people who have been there a year
>>24875865
No its phonetically sound and happy.
Enjoy the moment.
>Now Hiring: Burger Flipper
>10 years experience, PhD in Burgerology
>Unpaid internship
why the fuck is this such a universal phenomenon in the states? these posts arent even an exaggeration.
