>Tfw I'll never be as confident as him.
We're All gonna make it brahh
>>24873200
What made him so confident, Anon? Was it the drugs?
>>24873153
>le just bee confident meme
>le just bee urself
>"just lift bro. Stop being such a fucking pussy. Girls like strong, masculine men. We're all gonna make it brah"
Man, those feminists really have you fooled, don't they?
>mfw older than Zyzz, Tupac and Biggie
Found another gray hair the other day.
Damn...
>>24873153
>tfw I'll never be a degenerate steroid abuser who dies of a heart attack at fucking 22
Its a good feel.
>>24873153
you'll someday be as dead as him, though
and no one can take that away
>>24873299
most of these people would look good with facial hair tho
>>24873153
zyzz is a disgusting fucking chad, hell even as a /fit/izen I hate him, he was on roids and got a bunch of plastic surgery to look like that. He's not an idol for r9k or fit, just for narcissistic normies
>>24873299
Roastie here
Would fuck them all, no questions asked. They have diligence when is sexy as fuck.
You obese/skeletal NEETs the other hand can kill yourselves.
Tfw at least I'm not dead
>>24873366
>Tfw you'll always be a depressed shitposter who slowly spirals into the void and ends up committing suicide in his early 30s.
>>24873455
Good bait, needs work but 7/10 for effort
>>24873153
He started out on here you know. Go look up photos of him before he became Zyzz. He was a skinny lanky faggot like the rest of you
>>24873501
But how did he become 'Zyzz'?
>>24873455
>Roastie here
Yeah, no. There are no females on /r9k/ until proven otherwise. I'm afraid I'm going to have to request a timestamp with tits or call bullshit.
If you guys think girls like this shit you're wrong
Every guy posted in this thread couldn't hold a conversation for 2 minutes unless it's about himself.
>>24873516
He stopped being a farken sad cunt and became a sick kunt brehs. You can make it too bois
>>24873474
Nah, Im pretty happy and content with my life. Feel free to make more projections though, if that makes you feel better about yourself.
>>24873588
Nah, I'm on the same level as Zyzz except not as attractive (yet) and lacking the confidence.
>>24873524
ok will do fucker
>>24873245
Yup. Where else do you think a skeletor 120 pound 6 foot WOW-playing NEET is going to get so much confidence and motivation from?
It was the steroids and drugs. Steroids increase testosterone and make you feel alpha as fuck. Zyzz was literally on a never-ending roid binge. He NEVER cycled off them.
Cocaine + MDMA + tremendous amounts of steroids = Cardiac arrest.
Drugs literally made him.
>>24873524
Will do fucker
>>24873609
the fuck are you doing here, you failed normalshit? Fuck off. Go die in a hole.
>>24873436
>being this insecure
>being this jealous
never going to make it
>>24873153
Zyzz was shy as fuck. If it weren't for his body he wouldnt have gotten attention, he himself said that.
