Who /GetItOutOfYourChest/ here?
I'll start
>Be a robot who kind of manages to have a "social life", also, I'm a faggot.
>Most of the time I have to control my attitude
>Get a Chad friend, whom I also like
>Be afraid of losing him and his friendship
>Everything goes better than usual
>He names me his best friend
>I now have an even bigger fear of losing him
>I freak out whenever I think I may not be as funny or good as his other friends, who are actual chads
>I even get jealous everytime he sees them, since we don't see each other that much ever since we entered different unis.
Any advice?
>>24873045
There's no set limit to the number of friends you have, this is the chance to make friends with other people, you've managed that before so you can probably do it again
>>24873297
I know, actually, I do have a nice number of friends, since they like me in the "you're so cute, anon" way.
But he is THE best friend. Guess my jealousness of his other friends is what kills me.
>>24873045
>I tend to get along well with everyone
>never really bullied past 4th grade
>people attempt to be sociable with me fairly often
>still incapable of forming relationships with people
How does one form a friendship
>>24873388
Why are you incapable of forming relationships? What makes them fail?
>be browsing /gif/ the other night
>come across a thread with webMs of girls making out
>watching most of them and become depressed knowing that I'll never experience that feeling of closeness and intimacyagainI know I should probably have moved on by now but I can't get over feeling like I was floating on clouds when I got my first kiss when I was 16I've never had a gf since then
She was my first and only love
>>24873508
Don't have a clue
any time I get in a situation where someone obviously wants to be my friend my brain goes into panic mode and I say something that makes them go away
>>24873363
I dunno I would try not tot think of it like that, you're putting the friendship on a pedestal, your not competing for his affection with others man, I mean Its friendship not a trying to get in his pants
>>24873836
>I mean Its friendship not a trying to get in his pants
For me it's kind of both, actually. I mean, he kissed a boy once, there has to be some homo in there. (I do, however, value his friendship a lot, that's why i haven't told him I'm bisexual, cuz that may fuck everything up)
I don't feel like I'm ever going to be a good writer, and I feel like I'm never going to be in love--the only two things that I want from this world
I'm so full of hatred for the world. Everything seems to make me angry or unhappy
I was dating a girl for about 6 months before I realized that we weren't really dating
sure it was sad but I've been stuck on thoughts of this one girl for years
I only met her two times but her image & her spirit are marked onto my heart like cattle-brands
I keep an image of her saved in my google drive, every winter-time I get to thinking about her again...
I've never experienced emotions as powerful as those that I felt when I was with her. Nothing else even comes close. Even the old memories seem to burn with an electric fire that overpowers the world around me
>>24874015
I wouldn't count on that. If it seems like the relationship he has with you is platonic then you just need to dial it back since he is your friend
>>24873645
Damn, same, down to the last detail desu
>>24873728
Same boat bud
Also I have a lot of girls that like me.
Meaning that they are forward in expressing their interest in me.
But I always want to talk about it on here or with my friends immediately afterward.
Then I just overthink it and I have nothing to say when it comes to actually interacting with that girl again.
This girl just gave me a big hug and now I'm already talking about it on here, and I'm gonna fuck it up that way...
>>24874355
Right there with you buddy, same experience with my "ex-gf"
I'm still a virgin at 18 and despite all my best efforts including trying to go to parties to fuck drunk and high girls (cant get into bars or clubs to try to fuck drunk or high girls because not 21) asking countless girls out, and even trying to find horses all over my county, I still have not stuck my dick in a real pussy.
If I get within days of 2016 arriving and I'm still a virgin I'm just going to get an escort.
I try to tell myself that first getting laid with an escort doesn't phase me but I still feel a tiny bit if a sting thinking that I had to cough up money because absolutely nothing else worked, plus using a condom will suck compared to bareback, and eventually I will run out of money and if I haven't figured anything out by then I'm back to no sex.
>>24876936
breh don't worry about your virginity, there's no rush
only worry about it when you reach 20+
>>24876936
You posted on b about the horse thing a few days ago?
Man just get over the sex thing. If it happens, it happens, if not, whatever. Get an escort if you want, but it will only make you feel worse
>>24877036
No the rush is real man, I knew people back in freshmen year of highschool who were getting laid and bragging about it.
>>24877051
Yeah I'm that same anon, there's a thread on /trash/ too.
>Man just get over the sex thing.
Cant.
I don't see how getting one will make me feel worse.
>>24877132
what is this horse thing?
>>24877181
Obviously he wants to try horse pussy. Animal encounters are erotic as fuck. Once you slip in its glorious. Its that nervousness and taboo. Id love to fuk a horse again. A+ pussy
>>24877181
what do you think
gay non original shit
>be 21 y.o virgin
>turn 22 in a month
>I still can't kill the sad feel that I'm missing a vital part of the human experience
>tfw looking back on normie girls you turned down due to anxiety
>tfw looks are gone now, (balding) so my chances are getting even worse
>tfw remember posting on /r9k/ years ago that If I didn't lose it by 21 I would hire a hooker
>still not going to hire one because it would feel weird imo
I'm not even THAT socially awkward. I make friends fairly easily with chads and robots alike... I just lack the balls to make the first move and when something does finally spark up I find an excuse to get out of there.
>tfw I'll probably die alone
Overpopulation, Automation, HIV, Global Warming, the disruption of the ecosystem, Peter Pan Syndrome, Corruption and degeneracy is going to lead into the majority of the human race to be wiped out by the year 2050 from either disease, famine or a political coup funded by the psycho social technocratic elite
1)35% increase in STD's, HIV and unwarranted pregnancies since the rise of dating apps, which will grow exponentially. 1 in 3 adults in America is living with HIV, and that statistic will be 1 in 2 in less then a decade. Good news for KV's you'll be treated as gods by women for being clean.
2)We went from 1 billion people in the year 1900 to 6 billion in 2000 to 7 billion in 2012. By 2022, we should be at 8 billion people which brings in my next issue
3)Cost of living is expensive because of the more demand for goods and services because of population. Going back 20 years ago, you got more quantity and higher quality for your buck, in today's terms you get less quantity and less quality for your buck
4)Automation is going to kill a lot of jobs and billions of people will become displaced and feral
5)Theres a hole in the ozone layer directly above Antarctica
6)Wildlife is exponentially going extinct
7)Society is in a giant Peter Pan Syndrome trance
8)Too many corrupt public officials in charge and a lot of bureaucrats afraid to say anything in fear of losing their careers and livelihoods
9)People have become expendable to each other; if someone doesn't agree with your opinion you can just replace them with someone else you found on the internet
10)The trans pacific pact is being fast tracked
>>24877255
While what you say is largely objectively true, the average normie doesn't sit there feeding themselves with this shit, dwelling on it and MAKING it a problem for themselves. They just behave like good little wagecuqs and ignore it.
>tl;dr you're poisoning your own mind get off /r9k/
>>24877287
I love this planet and i cant live with myself knowing its going too turn to shit
>>24877132
You really wont find good advice here. I can only give you the same recommendation: stick to 2D, masturbate on a daily basis, kill your sexual drive. It works. If you still have a huge desire, do get a escort, but it will only make you want more sex, which would be expensive, and make you feel worse about yourself because of the not being able to get sex from a meaningful relationship thing. That last part comes from a friend's experience
I don't want to get in a relationship or anything, I just want you to suck my fucking cock few times jesus fucking christ.
>>24877384
how does condom sex compare to a fully warmed and lube up fleshlight?
how about bareback?
>always spend time on 4chan, high school 2-4 hours a day sometimes
>now I just always have it open, though maybe browse a couple hours throughout the day
>but in high school I had friends and talked to regular people all the time. I was fucking great at it too
>every time I have to interact it feels like I've forgotten how normal people socialize, like I'm just some fucking alien planning my next socially acceptable action
>not scared or anxious, just confused
>notice my opinions and customs are just so fucking different because there's no balance anymore
It's a little bit funny, but I think it's getting pretty bad
I hate being in my current situation:
>no place of my own; live with my parents at age 26. Sure, I can appreciate saving money, but I don't feel like a man.
>I always feel like I'm not "in" on the joke. Not a literally joke, but I lack the ability to process social cues.
>I'm angry because I feel like my life is going by before my eyes.
>I hate that I lack motivation when I want to do new things.
>I feel like I'm untalented at everything and don't have any particular skills.
>I hate that my family sometimes only cares to acknowledge me as an accessory/tool to use when they see fit and don't care for me as a person. "Did you do this?" "Why didn't you do this?" "Why don't you help us?"
>>24877414
Hell don't ask me, I'm obviously a virgin. Lubed fleshlight feels good, but real sex must be better. Still, you really want to go through all the inconveniences for a few minutes of pleasure?
