ITT: We help each other craft the perfect message to get with our oneitis
Post a message that you want to send to your oneitis and we help each other refine it so it can actually work. There is nothing to lose and all the more to gain.
dear chick,
i am a vampire. i require your blood for sustenance.
>>24872960
Dear chick,
I want to suck on you
Hey baby want some fuck
>>24872995
Dear Mamasita,
I want to orally please you by crooning sweet poetry in your ear as I'm taking breaks from feasting off your period
Dear girl
This is basically my last chance to get a girlfriend before I swear off women forever. We're both pretty terrible people, so let's go out for dinner once and see if we could work together.
>>24873031
Eyy bby wan sum fuck?
>>24873053
Dear girl
Our terribleness would compliment each other
>>24872960
This isn't funny
>>24872914
Dear R
I don't know you but I want to be your friend
>>24873037
>feasting off your period
>>24873053
Dear girlorino,
lets hatefuck for a while and see if we could get into something that requires us to be together for longer than the 6 minutes it takes for me to cum
>>24873113
Dear R
I like your nose, and think this is part of some big thing I have yet to understand
Regardless I will understand it or at least stabilize my life
>>24873156
Dear Girlorino,
I have eh spicy meatbull with a yura name on it
>>24873184
Dear R
I like your face, and you have best nose of all girls i see. Perhaps we can stabilize each others tingles
Dearest J,
I need to lick your asshole like a dog licking another dogs shit
>>24873289
Dear R
I am in love with your face, and I want to facefuck it. That nose fits directly into my fetish. Lets stabilize each other and our genital tingles.
