>he owns a cat
Literally the pet for kucks
>she's a tranny with panic attacks
checkmate fembots
> Oh yeah the bigger, hairier, slobbering beast is the better choice.
> Clearly the attention-needy, loud, and possible large-enough-to-be-dangerous pet is the patrician choice.
Fuck you! Do you really think that an animal that puts a greater amount of responsibility on you, requires more time to clean up its filth and larger quantities of shit, and almost always requires a larger financial commitment is the better pet?
Next you'll tell me that the barking, aggressive piece of shit pitbulls that maul children monthly are awesome pets and that everyone should have one.
Both cats and dogs are killing machines. Cats are just more finessed.
Also I don't need a license for a cat and it would be very difficult for a kitty to land me a fine (yuropa!) when compared to dogs.
Pic related is most efficient killer pet.
Can't wait till they perfect this breed.
I want a bunny to please a fertility goddess. But cats seem easier than dogs. But all are too much work solo, and have too short lifespans.
>>24873073
If you live in USA ur house is most likely made plaster walls
Rabbits love eating boles through that shit.
Get a guinea pigs. GPs are master race although, I admit, they can be loud af.
if cats are pets for kucks, dogs are pets for normies
for me neither is true though, as I actually like most non-invasive non-parasitic animals
>>24873021
Dogs were never mentioned catfag. I think the toxoplasmosis is getting to you.
>there are """men""" on this board who own a cat
I have a gecko
He's a surprisingly low maintenance pet.
That's why i like freshwater and saltwater fish.
It's the patricians pet.
>not liking cats
Literally the gods pets, you're a faggot OP baka desu senpai
