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>this will literally never happen to you JUST
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>this will literally never happen to you

JUST
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are you supposed to say stuff in situations like this or just sit there?
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Her eyes... there's something really mean about her eyes. I think she's cheating on him.
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>>24871003
>are you supposed to say stuff in situations like this or just sit there?
You sit there are listen to her bodily functions. Smell her hair and perfume. Feel her heartbeat and breath on your neck.

Those cargo shorts, though. What the fuck.
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>>24871058
this looks comfy as fuck
and dat file name

;~;
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>>24871054
>God, my boyfriend is such a sensitive loser. I wonder what Chad is doing right now. I can't wait to meet up him tonight.
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>>24871054
this

do not be fooled

he cares for her though she does not

he is merely the vessel she has chosen as the means to generate attention for herself

he is disposable as are you
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>>24871086
Fuck off mystery.jpg, you stupid attention whore cunt.
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>>24871058
This picture looks so comfy.
I just want someone to spoon with and cuddle with. I need someone to hold me ;-;
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best cuddling position F A M
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>>24871118
>*rotates trademark black trilby*
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>>24871218
but he's right on both of those issues

looks like charls from MDE desu senpai

also if there is anything in my post you disagree with please feel free to post a legitimate argument but i doubt you have anything meaningful to say
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>>24871086
Glad to see you're still alive. We've had a couple nice conversations years ago.
>>24871155
Every dog has his day. You could, too. Not will, but could.
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>>24871218
Homosexuality IS a sin.

They didn't ask if it was morally wrong, they asked if it was a sin, which implies a religious context to the question. And according to majority of religions, homosexuality is a sin.

It might not be morally wrong, but from a religious standpoint it is a sin. He is right.
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>>24870983
Will maybe not with a 8/10 in pico but with the currently 6/10 Im dating yes, but i got no feels fucking autism
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>>24871331
You are nothing without your sins. The sins you choose to commit are the most exciting, interesting thing about you.
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>>24871218
he is also right about people with low IQ
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>that moment you realised all succubi must die
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>>24871248
>also if there is anything in my post you disagree with please feel free to post a legitimate argument but i doubt you have anything meaningful to say

here's a legitimate argument: *tips trilby*
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>>24871365
Bullshit, there are many, many things you can do without sinning, look up all the accomplishments of the Catholic saints, they are wonderful characters.
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>Happened to me today

good feel. Mommy gf is beginning to look like a possibility. I think I'm falling in love with her already, perhaps I mistake lust for love. It's like I both lust for her and love her for her sense of humor, le quirky xDDDD observations, all of it. Adorable. She's fucking perfect and I DO NOT want to fuck it up. Coming to r9k for dating advice is something only a fool would do, good think the man behind this post is indeed, a fool. Someone with relationship experience explain how the relationship is supposed to progress. I'm going in blind here. What the fuck do they expect out of me?
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>>24870983
You fools, they're cuddling just as friends! The reason she is making that expression is because she feels his tiny beta boner and feels uncomfortable.
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>>24870983
>ywn provide an ana qt your warmth
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>>24870983
Happens to me all the time, my qt3.14 black gf and I do stuff like this, and more, all the time. I fucked her silly yesterday, and snuggled her senseless today. It feels wonderful. I looked deep into her eyes as my hard cock made her cum, she couldn't even keep focus. Things are going well.
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>>24871474
>ywn provide anzu your warmth
jdimsa
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>tfw married happily

:)
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>>24871417
>I'm an uptight religious fag

That's all I'm getting, sorry man.
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>>24871489
fellow guy with black gf here, it's great.

She called me "daddy" in bed today. :^)
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Here:
>>24871444


Please help, I think asking for advice here might seriously be my best option at this point

Someone who has had at least a little experience with girls pls

I need this
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>>24871444
Back to reddit fucking whore
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>>24871547
Lol, my girl read that and said she'd never call me daddy. She's here with me right now.

My girl is from Trinidad, and we live in NYC, so she's always chilly. We both like it when I wrap her up in blankets, like a burritto, and snuggle with each other on the couch while watching Netflix. We're in the middle of Jessica Jones right now. She's great, total sweetheart, we're in love. It's all really affectionate and sweet, lots of cuddling and kissing and sexy fun times. We never fight, and when we have a problem, we talk it out because we're mature adults, and it always works and we always come out stronger than before.
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>>24871590
well fuck you then, I'm going to beat to the tune of my own drum

Can men even be whores? Is gb2>>>/reddit/ anything but ad hom? the world may never know.
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>>24871501
is that her real eye color
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>>24871554
go to /adv/ instead there are some minorly successful normies there, don't listen to robots' redpill bullshit anon, you have a chance to be happy. gl
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>>24871547
I tutored a black girl with the realest tits oh my goodness it was hard to focus

The realest fucking tits, man. They were so big and round and looked so soft and tender.

And then the DSL's. eeuuuurrrrrghhh
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>>24871723
mixed girls are so adorable
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>>24871723
Nigger loving race traitor
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>>24871854
>adorable
*degenerate
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>>24871876
>>24871890
You're just jealous that you're not getting any regular pussy, white or not. Now get back in your containment board.
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>>24871797
yes desu sempai
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>>24872106
uh... she looks just like my oneitis... do you have any more?
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>>24871818
She's kinda fat and has those gigantic glorious titties. It's awesome.


I didn't think either of us would like it, but I threw it out there one day and she loved it. Not into incest at all.

We rarely fight too, and we can always talk it out. Marry her faggot.
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>>24872520
meant also for
>>24871723
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>>24872520
My girl's got a fucking awesome rack on her. Super nice titties.
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>>24870983
>tfw I got to do this
>tfw I was wearing a pair of her panties
Shit was so cash
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>>24870983
>never leaves the house
>never tries to improve their appearance besides cum stained hoodies and reeboks
>WHY CANT I GET A GF?!?! REEEEE NORMOS!!!!!
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She looks devious and evil.

Women are sick and twisted.
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>>24872769
>Women are sick and twisted
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>>24870983
Yeah i know but it's going to be okay
i've accepted it
i'm fine, right?
right...
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>>24871547
>gf
> :^)
Get THE FUCK out of here
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>>24873056
Sorry m8, if you think /r9k/ has always been a NEET-only board, then I've been here longer than you have.
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>>24872725
>cum stained hoodies and reeboks
SHUT UP SHUT UP HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE
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>>24872725
fuck off and die mongoloid retard
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>>24872795
Attack the argument, not the argumenter.
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