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Who /Straight edge/ here?
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Post your age and gender.
>19 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Holding hands
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Not a chance
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Always been like this but watching people my >age become degenerates amplified it.
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>>24870856
>2015
>not doing drugs
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>>24870905
This

Kill yourself for being proud of it
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Post your age and gender.
>19/M
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>First and Second Base, never made it to Third
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Nope. Gotta know the girl first.
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Sometimes, though I leave early.
Why are you like this?
>I dunno. Little socially awkward but I just don't find joy in doing vices or anything.
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>>24870905
I'm 19, I've done a couple drugs but I've spent the better part of this year sober.

I'm not a virgin though :^)
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>>24870995
Why do drugs? They cost money and harm you. Sounds pretty stupid to me.
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I'm big on sex, but only in a comitted, monogamous relationship. Do have a tattoo, but no piercings. Zero interest in drugs (and I judge those who use them), and a crippling alcohol phobia.
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>>24870856
>Post your age and gender.
20 male
>Do you have any tattoos?
Nope
>Do you have any piercings
Nope
>Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
Nope
>Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
Nope
>Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
Nope
>Have you ever had sex?
Nope
>If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
N/A
>What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
Only classmate and coworker
>If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
Nope. I don't know her.
>Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
Nope
>Why are you like this?
Don't know. Never saw a need for any of it. Not to say I'm against it. I fully support the legalization.
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>20 male
>no
>no
>yes (opiates, benzos, coke)
>yes
>yes
>no :,(
>n/a
>making out, playing with and sucking boobs
>yeah
>rarely
>physical deformity left me with practically no self esteem
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>>24870856
Who /notaselfrighteousfaggot/ here
>20 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No, I don't find it to be a moral issue at all, I just find it ugly
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No, same case as tatoos
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>I don't know what the cut off point for hard drugs is
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes, both
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>No, this isn't out of a moral aversion to it, it's because I'm pathetic and ugly
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>A hug
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Sure, why not
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>I don't get invited to parties
Why are you like this?
>I'm not an inauthentic self righteous contrarian
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>>24870997
>Post your age and gender.
>>20 male
>Do you have any tatooes?
>>No
>Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
>Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>>Yes
>Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>>Yes both
>Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>>Regularly
>Have you ever had sex?
>>Yes
>If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>> yes and with others
>What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>>Anal/ group sex.
>If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>>Yes.
>Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>>Not any more.
>Why are you like this?
>>I lived a harsh life but became straight edge recrntly to focus on studies. I don't even masturbate anymore.
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Post your age and gender.
>19 girl
Do you have any tatooes?
>Nope
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>I do have ear piercings but I don't even wear earings, but I think they're permanent
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Nope
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Never even tried it, all the alcohol I've smelled that by dad has is disgusting
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>I went on a awkward date once and the most was awkward small talk. Nothing more
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Nope, I would be too paranoid at being used as a 10/10 has no business with me
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No. Never been invited
Why are you like this?
>I've grown up socially stagnated by both my poor self esteem, my looks, and how desolate and spaced out my town is.
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>19
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>drinking right now
>where do you think you are?
>>>>>>
>i would sketti
>yes
>i love trying to escape.
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Post your age and gender.
>23 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>Yes, 2
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No, not even ears
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>Cocaine
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Both
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes, got lucky twice
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>sex
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Yeah
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Rarely
Why are you like this?
Dunno
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Post your age and gender.
>22.male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>yes, MDMA
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>All the damn time, i'm an alcoholic
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>no it was with a prostitute
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>sex
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Maybe not because I'd think it was a trick
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No I don't get invited
Why are you like this?
>i'm a screw up
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>>24870856

Post your age and gender.
>25 male
Do you have any tattoos?
>Fuck no
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No, not on ears either
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Cigarettes a half dozen times
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>On very rare occasions, but I don't like the taste at all.
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>Yes
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>No condoms, she's on the pill.
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Possibly, but I'd really need to talk to her for long enough to know I'm not being tricked or she's got nasty STDs. Looks can be deceiving.
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Drugs and alcohol don't appeal to me, but I do like sex what can I say.
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Post your age and gender.
>25 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Rare cigar couple times a year, usually New Years
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes, regularly
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Drunken cuddling/falling asleep together in chair
>Holding hands
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Possibly, though I turned down sex in college from girls I didn't know looking for a one night fling. Don't want my first time to be with someone I don't know or like at this point
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Have always been shy and fairly avoidant. Very avoidant of any intimate relationships with other people. Never approached women or avoided relationships for this reason
>Become more isolated and reclusive and college. Never put self in situations to meet new people
>Used to turn to vidya or the like rather than interact with other people. Have slowly lost interest in that or no longer feel the same sense of escape.
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>>24871426
Did you graduate college?
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Post your age and gender.
>19 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>Yeah
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yep
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Hell yeah
Have you ever had sex?
>Yep
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>Nope
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Yeah, as long as they are clean I guess.
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Sometimes
Why are you like this?
I'm a fucking degenerate? Idk, dying alone when I'm 100 after a boring life seems like it would blow.
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Post your age and gender.
>21 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Holding hands
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Yes
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>I've always been. People always say that I'm very charismatic despite being a huge introvert, and I have a good amount of friends, but I just don't like all that stuff. Also even though I currently have more female friends than male friends, I have no clue on how to flirt, and if any girl shows interest on my then I just start to spill spaghetti like a fucking spaghetti waterfall.
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>>24871348
Do you think that you actually look that bad or is it mostly the paranoia that gets to you?
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>>24871509
*shows interest on me
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>straight edge
>is a kissless virgin

hmmm
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>>24870856
>who /pussy/ here

Fixed it for ya familia
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>>24871348
Are you fat? If not I think your my dream grill.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVHAQX5sSaU
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>>24871464

Yes after 5.5 years of fucking around. Though dropped for a year as I tried to figure out what I was doing with my life as I switched between various engineering / physics majors. I had never applied for a decent job due to fears of rejection from employers in the application process in college, so didn't really know what I was doing there at the time.
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>>24871175
Which physical deformity do you have, anon?
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This is why I hate straight edge faggots. A huge fucking post blogging about your life choices every time I'm scrolling down. And then you go and say DUDE WEED LMAO every time someone talks about drugs. You're worse than stoners.
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>>24870856
Post your age and gender.
>18 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>Nope
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Fucking them
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Yes absolutely
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Eh, small gatherings.
Why are you like this?
>I'm probably just an average young male. so society.
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Post your age and gender.
>20m
Do you have any tattoos?
>Not yet, I want one I guess.
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
Nah.
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No.
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Pot and hookah but no cigs.
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>At parties / with friends. Wine or beer with dinner.

Have you ever had sex?
>Yeah - 5 people.
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>Longest partners have only been 11 months... discovering my sexuality was a bitch.

What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>No condoms, anal, eating ass, idk...

If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Sure, but I'm kind of looking for a real relationship now. This is going to sound tumblr as fuck, but my 10/10 isn't necessarily your average 10. Still very attractive but probably a 7 or 8 by most other people's judgement.

Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Yeah. Done the whole frat thing, partied plenty, it's a lot of fun when you know the people, or if the party is huge, but there's definitely an awkward medium.

Why are you like this?
>I don't know, honestly. I thought I'd be a robot when I grew up, and I'm still a little socially awkward and struggle with stress, but when I choose to be outgoing and play up my confidence, things go pretty well!
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Post your age and gender.
>18 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes weed
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Talking
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Not unless she wanted to marry me first
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Don't see the reason of fucking my own body for short term fun
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>>24871538
I suppose it might me half and half. I never had anything to say I'm good looking anyways
>>24871581
I'm 5' and 108lbs so average weight but really short
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Post your age and gender.
>19 M
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No. Alcohol tastes like fucking shit to me.
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Hugging
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Yeah sure
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Overprotective parents, I guess.
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>>24871682
Okay, but lets be honest... fucking your body for short term fun is one thing, but are you holding yourself back and unintentionally causing long-term boredom?
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>>24871053
because they make life worth living
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>>24870856
>Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>>No
>Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>>No
>Have you ever had sex?
>>No
>If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
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>>24871605
PE maybe? I'm not a robot b/c of it but it definitely lowered my self esteem by a lot.
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>>24871741
Well I do have guys that I talk to and can get weed from pretty easily. Just need to work on my connections with girls which should be easier with my next semester coming up.
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Post your age and gender.
>18 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>-
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>French kissing
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Nope
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Not my style

I've had ONE girlfriend and she was 14 years old.
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>>24871714
I don't know if this applies to you but I used to think I was ugly (teenage faze) for a while and the low self esteem stuck even though apparently a lot of people thought I was attractive but that I look uncomfortable. It took a long time but I got over the low self esteem(mostly). It's really easy to convince yourself that your worse than you really are.
>>
>>24871762

I mean, listen.. that's definitely fucking PE, but it's also pretty common and not a huge deal.
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>>24871714
>petite
Are you kidding? That's my favorite bodytype. Srsly I'd gf you in a heartbeat if we met irl.
>virgin
>from a small town
>low self esteem
>wouldn't cheat on me with chad
I srsly hope I end up marrying a girl like you irl.
I'm not even trying to make you feel good about yourself I'm serious.
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>>24870856
>being a roleplayers of the 1980s DC hardcore punk scene

jesus christ why? you can be a no-fun virgin without being a living meme. You guys are the atheists and vegans of stoners, get a hobby or something
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>>24870856
having sex makes you a degenerate? that's literally your purpose in life.
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Post your age and gender.
>18 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
Yes, septum
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>vaginal sex no condor
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>No, I like my gf
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>I'm a hedon to the core. Filling this out is making me question if I belong here.
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>>24870856
Post your age and gender.
>20 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>yes
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>cocaine, opiates (my one and only love), speed, MDMA. don't know if halucinagens fit into this category but if so, LSD, pretty much the entire 2C-family (2C-B, 2C-I etc.), shrooms and DMT
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>both
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>yes
Have you ever had sex?
>once
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>no
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>intercource
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>propably
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>rarely, because I usually get arrested
Why are you like this?
>life is shit (unless you're on drugs)
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>>24872012
He's talking about drugs and stuff like that.
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>>24870856
Post your age and gender.
>20 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Talking
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Not a chance
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Never had any interest in most of it.
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>>24871957
>I'd gf you in a heartbeat if we met irl
>I srsly hope I end up marrying a girl like you irl

Careful there, you're tipping too much.
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>>24872012
Not really. We live because our parents had sex, not necessarily to have sex. It's like saying it's the sun's purpose to warm the planet. It's the reason why the planet is habitable but not the sun's purpose.
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>>24871922
No matter how much I deadlift or how much weight I bench press I'll always feel like a freak though. Anyway I don't feel nearly as self conscious about it now as did when I when I was a teenager so don't worry about me.

I have bigger problems anyway such as my horrid social skills and my complete lack of being able to talk to girls without coming off as an autist.
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>>24870856

sXe is the only lifestyle that makes sense for robots. Robots should also get into the hardcore/punk scene, which accepts weirdos, and make friends and meet qts
>>
>>24870856
exact same as you only 23
>>
Post your age and gender.
>18 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>Yes, morphine (MS Contin)
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>Yes
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Unprotected vaginal intercourse
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>No
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Yes, but only for the drugs. After i get them i nope the fuck out of there
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>>24872082
I know I'm white knighting really hard right now. Irl I probably wouldn't be able to talk to her anyway cause of my autism. It's just if what she described is true then she is seriously what I pictured my dream girl as being in my retarded fantasies.
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>>24872082
tip too hard and it'll fix her self esteem
>>
Post your age and gender.
>19 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
n/a
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
lol have a fucking guess, also you're a lying cunt OP
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
self hatred, controlling parents
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>>24870905
>being social enough to know dealers
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>>24872115
Like it or not, our whole purpose in life is to ensure the continuity of the species, just like every other animal.
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>>24872115
okay but why would the sun stop shining just because he got into his dad's punk rock albums?

>>24872068
Ironically funposting on r9k is even more anti-social and a detriment to one's physical and metal health than most drugs and alcohol.

>>24872126
>[making] friends and meet[ing] qts is the only lifestyle that makes sense for robots

haha no. I grew up in those scenes, they're normies playing dress-up.
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>>24872213
>what is the internet
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>>24872213
you don't even have to know dealers, if you speak English or whatever language you can ask the very obvious drug dealers on the streets and at school and in shopping malls and anywhere for drugs.
>>
Post your age and gender.
>20 Male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>Ecstasy, DXM, Weed, Speed, Benzo
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes
If so was it with your long term partner
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Sex
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Na sex is boring, so are relationships
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Used to
Why are you like this?
>I dunno lol
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>>24870905
>>24870995
>le cool rasta bob marley 420 smoke weed errday blaze it snoop dawg
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>>24872316
Says the dude who's never tried anything. Our lives our short, why live your whole life without giving them a try?
>>
Post your age and gender.
>28, male
Do you have any tatooes?
>yes, 4
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>nope
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>no
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>yes
Have you ever had sex?
>yes
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>no
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>is anal a step beyond vaginal penetration? if so, then that.
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>no, if i'm to have sex with someone i need an intellectual connection to them to give way to the flesh
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>sometimes
Why are you like this?
>most of my apprehensions have faded with age. i can't remember the last time external approval was the central criteria for any decision i've made; and that external criteria applies to both positive or negative. i just do what i feel would be within the boundaries of what i desire so long as it doesn't affect others negatively.
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>>24870856
Post your age and gender.
>19 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>once and i hated it
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>sexting and flirting that's all
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>is suspicious but if i'm sure of no disease in her i'd tap that
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>i hate parties
Why are you like this?
>i just don't share interest in things normies do even though i can join them anytime
i feel like just a watcher , see it happening , seeing them turn into miserable excuse for a human.
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>>24872399
>>i just don't share interest in things normies do even though i can join them anytime
>i feel like just a watcher , see it happening , seeing them turn into miserable excuse for a human.
/cringe/
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>>24870856
>people who use "i.e." when they mean "e.g."
you actually mean "i.e." only once in a very long while, i.e. basically never.
>>
Post your age and gender.
>27 female.
Do you have any tatooes?
>No.
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>Not even the ears.
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No.
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No.
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>I only use it in cooking.
Have you ever had sex?
>No.
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Never anything physical, but I have listened to a man masturbate on skype recently.
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>No.
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>implying I go to parties at all
Why are you like this?
>Hermitlord who grew up alone and the whole zero self-esteem thing.
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Post your age and gender.
>23 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>nothing
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>yes
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>don't care
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>>24872557
idk pham it's kinda tru
bunny waifu is shit
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>>24870856
Post your age and gender.
>18 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>hugging
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Not a chance
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Sometimes
Why are you like this?
>i'm a christian
>>
>>24872351

Get the fuck outta here chad

NORMIES REEEE
>>
Post your age and gender.
>18 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
Nope, only flesh tunnels
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>yup, both. cigarettes sucks and pot is overrated
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>yes
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>making out
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>yes
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>probabily
Why are you like this?
>Idk i used to be a happy normie, i don't know when i became like this
>>
Post your age and gender.
>21 M
Do you have a tattoo?
>Tats are for faggots
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>Also for faggots
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>only dumbasses do this shit
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes, only in vegas though.
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender?
>Kissed
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Pussy is Pussy
Why are you like this?
>Full time student, ugly, broke, and I live at home.
>>
Post your age and gender.
>19/F
Do you have any tattoos?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Talking
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>No
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Yes
Why are you like this?
>I have no interest in any of it.
>>
>>24872571
post your picture. i'm c urious to see what a 27 year old female virgin recluse looks like.
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>>24871849
Well I know I've been told I look awkward in photographs in the past so maybe that is carried over. I know I've been really socially awkward (crying in a response to talking to people ect.) in the past but It's gotten a bit better since then.
>>24871957
The white knighting is appreciated I suppose. We could have sat quietly together on a bench somewhere. That's probably what dates are like right?
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>>24870856
Post your age and gender.
>20 Male
Do you have any tattoos?
>None
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
None
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>Not even once
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>I can't even breathe that shit
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Not a drop
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>One toothy blowjob lasting >45 minutes; I had to imagine a female friend in order to finish
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>I honestly have no idea
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>I went once, never again
Why are you like this?
>Fear of losing control over my body, fear of STDs, fear of God
>>
>>24870856
>19m
>no tats
>just ears
>nope
>yep
>I have but I've since stopped
>yeah
>no
>sex
>I guess
>used to when I was like 15/16
>gave up bein a punk when I realised it was fucking stupid.
>>
>>24870856
How can you be a robot and straight edge? Don't you find life unbearable without substances?
>>
If you call drug users degenerate yet you masturbate and eat fast food you're a fucking hypocrite desu senpai.
>>
>>24873619
Most of the people ITT are 18 or 19 and just got into university and are living normie life, real robots abuse substances of course
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>>24873664
>real robots abuse substances of course
I thought this would be the case. I got to the point where I thought I'd either kill myself or enjoy booze/tobacco/weed/codeine etc. to keep me chugging along. I don't really want to die, I just want to be happy - drugs offer me that when nothing else can. I'm getting real sick of the drug bashing on this board.

I'm sure my story is common here.
>>
>24 male
>No tattoos
>No piercings at all
>No drinking/smoking/drugs at all
>No Sex and single
>If online counts a couple women wanted to sleep with me, but were too far away. Got nudes specifically for me though.
>No don't want sex with a stranger, only someone I trust.
>No parties at all for me

>Have schizoid personality disorder, depression, and anxiety, and strong morals against drugs and drinking. Nothing to do with religion.
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>>24870856
Straight-edge here.
>but why?
/pol/
>>
Post your age and gender.
>19 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
>no, not even ears
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>Yes
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>Yes
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>Yes
Have you ever had sex?
>Yes
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>All the way baby
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>As long as I had a condom
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Ehh, sometimes, don't really have any friends
Why are you like this?
>Because being straight edge was depressing and I'm weak-minded and want to die.
>>
>>24873882
Pol is full of people who jerk off, drink alcohol etc. They just enjoy being on a high-horse policing others.
>>
>>24873817
>strong morals against drugs and drinking
Alcohol is a drug, albeit a socially acceptable one. Why is it morally corrupt to want to feel good?
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>>24874320
>le ebin /pol/ is one person meme
Great job anon.
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>>24870856
Finally, a proper thread for robots. I am getting real tired of junkies on this board always talking about how much they smoke or how they "just popped some pills AMA" or "lel I am so drunk because i am sad, just like in the movies xd". >>24873664
>>24873758

> real robots abuse substances of course

lel spotted the normalfags, doing drugs is normalfag 101, its all they do. Go to a party, get drunk, get high, have sex, etc. Robots are the people who were not apart of that, we are the people who watched from the sidelines alone while you all act like animals. We were the "losers" or the "squares" who did not want to party, how do you not get that? Robots are smart enough not to fall for the whole "lel if you are sad you must do drugs/drink" meme that you normalshits like to spew out. We do not care if you feel "sad" when you get high, you are still partaking in normalfag culture. If you do drugs, you are not a robot, its that simple.

Stand strong fellow robots, do not let the normalfags trick you into following their disgusting ways, remember to report drug threads or go in and tell them to leave, we must get rid of the normalfag invasion that has been plaguing us for the last couple of years.
>>
Same >>24870856
Same except I'm 20, have had sex with a hooker, and kissed a girl.
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