>mfw cooked a perfect medium rare steak
I'm still saying 'What a steak, what a steak' involuntarily
Congratulations anon! Maybe you can make us both dinner one day, teehee ;)
>>24870419
Hmm, yeah. I would like another person's opinion. My father and brother seem to be really proud of what I made!
OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY
>>24870298
New skill acquired: Tourette
Post pictures, OP. I need to live vicariously through your domesticated cattle dying only to be butchered and delivered to you via semi truck on an interstate, all muscle a little fat ;^) if you know what I mean MMMM baby. All this manual labor, animals living and dying, entire professions dedicated to the art of butchering just so you can get this beautiful slab of meat on your plate and over the charcoal, smell that smoky blood in the air, medium rare lightly charred and ready to go. Oh lawd. My mouth is salivating at the thought of it.
Steak grilling is TRULY the thinking man's fetish, is it not? I want pictures. Timestamped pictures of you with the steak, preferably with it wrapped around your penis. But a pic with the steak itself and a timestamp should suffice.
Humor me. I'm sure you can imagine how low my life must have sunk to be here, doing these things. I'm an absolute madman.
>>24870298
steak is a fucking meme. wow you cooked something properly, now go learn to cook everything else properly
>>24870727
Why do you shame OP, anon? Can he not take pride in his superior cooking performance and enjoy the meats of his labors?
You should be happy for those who are bettering themselves even if it's in a trivial way like cooking a proper steak. Why do you challenge the OP to learn to cook something else? Is your own cooking skill subpar, friend? Try to be happy for others rather than belittling them and projecting your aura of superiority onto someone else because you are insecure inside. Stop being a faggot.
>>24870452
D'WOAH!
>tfw cooking the perfect egg
i just made a fucking kickass steak
was so cash
Here is an extremely personal facebook message I received and later screenshot for your viewing pleasure. This is what happens when you take beta orbiting too far. May it serve as a lesson to you aspiring robots out there.
Post pics OP.
I'm still a noob at steaks but I recently learned that I need to cook them shorter as I've been doing them well-done by accident.
They really do taste a lot better with pink in the middle.
>>24870619
SO FUCKING REDDIT MY GOD
>eating meat
>eating red meat
Kek, I hate my life as much as the next robot, but I'm still not crazy enough to dine on the bovine.
>>24871219
>I don't eat meat
>>24871150
this is the beginning of a beautiful era, do you not see?
>>24871219
Oh here we go again with the vegetarians trying to act like they're hot shit
