I found some girl who's desperate for a bf. I don't find her terribly interesting or attractive, but if someone here wants her, please let me know and I can pass you off as a close friend. This isn't a joke.*
*Cant promise she'll actually like you though.
>>24870253
maybe, I'm bored, what have you got?
>>24870284
Okay, well, do you have any criteria? Anything you'd like to know about her? Or do you want me to just give you her kik?
How old is she? Is she overweight?
>>24870313
oh kik, idk that's too much effort desu
>>24870563
She's 17 or 18. 131lbs. She's 5'3".
What does she think of NEETs?
>>24870673
Don't bring it up and you'll be okay.
Picture plz, i just might take her
>>24870253
where so you sluts live?
Hold on...we may have a fucking problem. Despite not being very attractive she seems to have standards. Fucking women.
>>24870741
Consider that this is one of the more flattering ones.
>>24870815
Eh, I'll pass. I've seen worse but i can do better
>>24870815
What's the deal with her then?
>>24870969
What do you mean? I'm not very interested in her.
>>24870815
Too oily
at this point i'd take a girl who was not very attractive or interesting but girls that are desperate for bfs are so offputting. don't really know why.
>>24870992
We need to know more about her specifically. Location? Why uninteresting?
>>24870815
Are her armpits unshaven?
>>24870815
She looks like Pauly Shore.
>>24871037
Florida, if I'm not mistaken. She'd settle for a long distance relationship. She's just uninteresting because she sounds like a robot might sound in person. Which is why I came here.
>>24871037
Looks like it.
>>24871083
Literally who? This sentence here is so the bot doesn't pester me.
>>24871091
What's her primary message service? Kik, skype, etc.
Q, it's your boy H. I don't want to have to leak the secret but you're making it awful hard for me to have a chance at my dream job. I don't fancy you evil, just misunderstood. You're the best at whatever it is you do with these social games but what both you and I really need is a reality check. Can we talk business? Can you reverse any of the damage you caused to my e-rep or am I seriously going to have to have a bodyguard? You know I don't miss when I'm hot. I play BETTER under pressure. You niggas don't understand.
>>24870815
she's too ugly for me.
I'd rather be alone.
>>24870253
You can't fool me, tripfag.
>>24871091
>looks like it
Was meant for guy asking about armpit hair.
>>24871129
A comedian. He had a couple movies in the 90s.
>>24871172
Congratulations. You are literally the first person EVER to notice.
Bumping. Certainly someone on here wants a gf gibsmedat
LAST CALL
>>24870815
Fuck it, I'll take what I can get... I'll bite, got anything other than kik? My phones broke.
>>24872387
Nah mang. Sorry, kik only.
