You
>wake up one morning
>to heavy breathing
>you think it is your dog
>it's not
>you turn to face it
>it's 40 year old you masturbating to current you
>what do you ask future you?
If he wants to stick in my pooper of course
sage :^]
>>24869762
>future you
good one
>>24869762
I turn away from the mirror and go back to masturbating.
>>24869762
I'm already forty one.
How does this work?
>>24869762
>Do I get laid?
>Do I get a qt gf?
>What cool shit do I get to do?
>What big sports events can you help me get rich from betting on?
Why didn't the faggot OP of this thread post a gif or a webm?
oh fuck i dont care if theyre implants, ibwant to slam that ass
>why haven't you killed myself yet?
>>24869762
>how are you still alive?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24869762
> Future me, why did you use your time machine go back in time to masturbate to current me instead of using it to stop 9/11 or buy Apple's stock at $1.25 a share or something
please tell me I landed a cutie patootie girlfriend
>>24869922
rage quit, bro
>google to see what her tattoo means
>found out there's a wiki for Nicki Minaj called Wiki Minaj
>>24869890
You somehow harnessed time travel in order to go back and jack off to yourself. I don't think you are going to like the answers to those questions.
Semi-thread hijack
You wake up 40 years into the future. You google your name.
What's the top result?
>>24870042
not even the last one?
>>24869762
Tell him to get a divorce because 50 year old me wish he had
Ask him why he didn't go back further to when I was cuter and more fappable.
>>24869985
>future you goes back in time and buys loads of apple stock
>apple stock rockets in value
>lots of other people buy it
>apple makes stupid decisions with extra money, thinking they can't fail
>company fucks up
>future you loses his money
>apple is destroyed
Actually, can't lose.
>>24870049
>The /r9k/ incident
>>24870049
>19 year old black man kidnaps a group of middle school girls to teach him how to play Yahtzee
>later kills himself
>>24870049
>The Stacy Kidnappings
>>24870214
el oh el
i'm also black and 19 fellow robo
>>24869762
I ask my younger 40 year old self why I havent commited suicide yet.
What made me want to live to be 40 and not kill myself at 21?
>>24869762
Tells me I'm trunks' father
Rape bulma
All is good
>>24869762
Will you fuck me?
You have an 8 inch dick and death grip, Make me pass out.
Also ask what age I was when I started fapping to twinks. I only like muscles now and find twinks gross.
>>24869762
What the fuck are we doing to me?
>>24869762
wann sum fuk bby?
>>24870049
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Normie_Holocaust
Do i ever man up and ask out Paloma?
Do i ever get a job?
At what age do i move out?
