>that buzzing sound coming from your sister's room
>>24869688
Break into her room with an erect penis. Shove it into her vagina, she won't stop you.
Pros: You are no more a virgin
Cons: None
>>24869688
This ugly motherfucker is getting tons of (your sister's) pussy and basically you're an idiot
>>24869807
FUCKING CONDOMS REEEEEEEEE
>parents give me my brother's old room
>I have to scrub a quarter gallon of dried cum off of the walls
>>24869688
I hear my sister getting pounded in the room above me like once a month. Just annoying.
>watching movie with best friend and brother on New Years Eve
>go upstairs to grab self champagne
>return
>brother is finger banging best friend with his dick in his hand
>leave
>>24869831
uhhhhhh that sounds very familiar
>>24870019
I would have been mad as fuck but probably would have left too.
Actually I probably would have walked in like OOPS, and made everyone feel awkward as fuck on purpose. I definitely would have ended that "friendship" though.
>>24870074
She was only 14, as was I brother was 16.
Mostly her mom made us hang out with her because she thought we were "good influences"
>having an ugly sister who needs to masturbate
no wonder you're here
>that buzzing sound coming from your brother's room
>>24870019
Is your best friend male or female?
>>24869948
Reminds me of GTAV
>hearing your daughter get pounded
>hearing your sister get pounded
Neither is acceptable
>ftw mummy was wrestling with daddy again
>sounds like they got off a few good hits on each other, the battle got kinda heated at one point
>>24870246
She was a girl.
Kind of a little slut, too- it was totally my brother's fault, but he could have fucking warned me.
>parents fucking like rabbits upstairs
>rhythmic knocking makes paint fall from the ceiling into my dinner
>ask to borrow brother's computer to browse the internet
>he agrees
>doesn't close out any of his disturbing large insertion pornography
>>24870272
lmao
originale
>brother found dad's porno
>wants us to watch it together as a funny joke
>it's absolutely disgusting
>people are pouring canned peaches all over naked women
>feel deeply uncomfortable
>>24870272
>>24870307
There was some really fucked up youtube of a teenage girl and her friend listening to her single mom get pounded by her bf or something and giggling. (sounded like the guy fucking her was making her cum hard with his dong).
Something about watching two underage girls giggle while listening to actual fucking going on in the next room on a youtube video was just surreal. I'm not going to dig that vid up because reasons.
All I can imagine is how those girls were getting programmed for chad. Any guy who can't make them moan and squeal like the mom was is going to disappoint them.
I once had to take my sister to the emergency room because she got the cap of a deodorant bottle stuck in her
>lose some kind of fight with brother
>he says I have to simulate sexual congress with giant stuffed animal of an ape
>do it
>>24870456
I sure hope it was one of those round deodorants with the ball otherwise your sissy was loose as a goose. Poor thing should have just gotten herself a proper brush handle.
>tfw you hide under your sister's bed planning to scare her but you fall asleep and wake up to hear buzzing and moaning
>>24869831
>>24870019
>>24870341
>>24870436
>>24870501
>tfw these are all the same brother
>tfw buzzing from my aquarium filter
Gotta get that fixed or replaced.
>>24870530
kind of looked like this but a different brand
>>24870436
Sorry, my reading comprehension is garbage bc autism. Was the dad in the porno or not?
>>24870436
>puring canned peaches all over naked women
>feel deepy uncomfortable
kek, you're such a pussy
>>24870659
No, thank god.
It was old-ass 80's style porn on VHS
> drill a hole in the wall
> poke a spy camera through
> film
> sell said film to local school and horny teens
> profit
>>24870665
>puring
Jesus Christ I'm retarded. I mean I'm tired as fuck, but that's just...man...
>>24870447
This is my fetish. Please post vid.
>staying at cheap motel in eureka, ca
>walls are paper thin
>can hear everything happening in neighboring rooms
>woman in her late 20s/early 30s and preteen girl have room next to mine
>can hear them talking quietly and what sounds like the girl getting a bath
>after a few minutes of silence I hear wet sounds and the woman moaning
>then hear the girl making little squeaking noises
made me go hmmm for sure
>>24870723
I think I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE-1FcbiIzI
>>24870849
Wtf what hotel? I live in eureka
>>24871013
This was them a bit later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUWKRLINOqg
>>24870849
lmao Eureka is such a shithole
>>24871059
god fucking damn it this is dysfunctional
this is parenting in the 21th century
truly we this is the end times
>>24871015
I can't remember exactly but it was right off the 101.
>>24869831
How did it taste
>>24871122
Yeah dude no joke. Fucking hate this town.
>Sneak over to female friends house a lot around 12-13 years old
>wasn't supposed to be over alone with her when her parents were out
>her parents came home early one day
>had to hide and under bed
>friend never came to get me
>parents start fucking hard, really hard on bed on top of me
>finalky escape after 2 or so hours
>over at same friends
>same shit happens
>hide under her bed and wait
>sit for hours and she starts touching herself oblivious that I'm still here
>see her get changed quickly after fooling around and ran out their back door and jump the fence
>she actually went to my house an hour before because she thought I left
>>24871230
Probably like the paint thinner I had to use to get it off the wall.
>>24870849
would have beat my dick raw if I heard that 2bh
>>24871059
>tfw your little sister asks you about blowjobs and getting cum in her mouth and if swallowing could get her pregnant
>>24871013
Yep this is it.
>>24871059
>oh JESSICA how dare you ask me questions about sex
Maybe stop having screaming orgasms when your daughter is in the house you fucking slut. Single moms are downright scary.
>>24871013
>1 million views
lmfao
>>24871013
>the comment section
>all sensible adults 'that is fucked up'
>all these underage girls 'i wonder what that feels like'
Lordy lordy lordy what an age we live in.
>>24872418
>Knot Lover 1 month ago
>My Mom is much louder than this chick.
>Hearing her fuck and masturbate makes me so fucking horny, thankfully we have a dog.
>these are actual comments on youtube from actual females many of them underage
What a world. What a world.
>>24871013
>get it girl
These fuckin girls I swear.
>>24870436
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ
>>24869688
mfw I hear my sibling moaning loudly and having heavy sex in the other roombut my sibling is my brother and I have no qt sister to kek me and jerk off to the sound of her getting pounded by Chad next door
>>24870436
>haha bro you wanna suck my dick for a bit? haha just kidding but seriously
>>24869766
More like
>Cons: You
amirite?
>>24869688
this one time my brother was looking for our father's rifle(?!) in their bedroom and instead found a tiny white veined vibrator and turned it on and threw it at our old blind lapdog who snarled and attacked it and then she died like a week a later
>>24871013
0:40
That's some back scratching orgasms right there. Milfs are the best.
>>24869688
>looking at your sisters beach pics on normiebook
>>24872699
>haha just kidding but seriously
lmao
>>24872625
nostalgic about that band.
>>24871059
do girls really talk like this all the time?
>>24873083
No, only the ones that think about dick all the time.
>>24872961
>using sister's body wash while wacking off in the shower
>>24873132
>using your sisters body wash while fapping while wearing her underwear while looking at her beach pictures
Why is this thread so popular
>>24869688
>sophomore year of college
>living on the all male floor of the dorm
>paper thin walls and doors
>chad thundercock lives across the hall from me
>gf is the girl who works the front desk of the dorm
>hear them fucking each others brain's out
>usually around 2am
>sometimes fap to the sounds
>>24873230
robots have an imouto-fetish problem
>tfw hear mom and her bf having sex while I'm literally 20 ft away
like couldn't you wait until I went to go to my room or some shit, jesus christ
>>24869688
>watched porn with my sister and brother a few times
I was too young to even get a boner though I was just like WOW NAKED LADIES and fell asleep.
not sure what my siblings were up to though.
>>24873347
they just wanted a family bonding experience
>>24869688
>be young
>watching TV downstairs
>commercial break
>parents start having sex
>mfw it's over before the commercial break ends
TINNITUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUCK NORMIESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24873281
You a grill? Something tells me you're a grill. Something about single moms enjoying getting fucked while their daughters can hear it. It's like an evolutionary thing.
I was woken up this morning by the sound of my roommate using her vibrator. She came once and then went at again.
She's probably just brushing her teeth. My sister does that every night before bed. It takes her a half hour.
>>24873908
she could have her text message and twitter notification set to vibrate and is just really popular as well, my sister loves to get texts in the washroom
>>24873908
>It takes her a half hour.
kek good one
>>24873859
You a grill or guy? If you're a guy that means she wants the deeeek.
>reading this thread
>forgot I had a vibrator I bought a year ago
>put in fresh batteries
>currently squeezed between thighs
>mfw
>>24871013
>its from worldstarhiphop
>>24874108
lel
>>24874213
best part is that's white dick at work
I picked my sister up from her friends house the other day. I carried her bag in from the car and something was vibrating in there. Is my sister in lesbians?
Surprise she's shaving the side of her head to join the tumblerinas
>>24875683
>girls having vibrator parties together
That's cool. I really doubt most girls would even consider that lesbonian behavior nowadays.
>>24871013
Wow that girl in pink is so hot. You can see she is already becoming a major slut.
>>24870447
couldnt she get a pair of plyers to pull it out?
My little sister used to finger herself when I was watching TV outside her room. I could see into her room as she left the door open, but only the lower half of her bed, so I couldn't see her face and she couldn't see me. I'm not sure if she was doing it on purpose. She also used to grind on the couch arm rests.
>>24875683
i dont think shes in love senpai
