What's the closest physically you've ever been to a girl?
>tfw sat 1 meter from a girl on a bus
>tfw her pussy was 1 meter away from my dick
made my day
>>24868749
1.8667 light years
>>24869393
grill kissed me on the cheek today.
I'm not sure how I feel about that. I do know that she is a master manipulator, so she probably doesn't like me - just trying to fulfill some strange goal of hers.
>>24868749
i put my wing-dang-doodle in a girl's hoop-dee-do 2 years ago
a-am i normie
Put my semi flaccid dick inside her and neither of us came. I can't even be a virgin properly.
>ordered a lobster
>waitress put a bib on me
it was nice
i was squeezing thru a large crowd and my penis slided across a girls ass i was trying to get by
Came in the pussy with no condor
Sex is pretty great. People say it's overrated, but in my experience it's been pretty hot. Having her wrap her legs around me, clawing at my back, shoving me in as I come to make it last as long as long as she can. Oh boy, guys, you don't know what you're missing.
>>24868749
>getting haircut
>40 yr old Vietnamese woman fondling my hair
I'll take it
Inside her
my older sister lies on top of me sometimes because my couch only fits one person stretched out
>>24868749
Humped my 13 yo cousin (chill, I was 14). We were both in our undies.
a girl rubbed on my inner thigh
that's it
1. kissed my gf
2. hugged a chick
3. hugged another chick
4. Yesterday I got 2 blowjobs
I don't know what the big deal is.
just do it and just b urself
Actually got naked with two girls, did everything but sex. It was nice but I'm also addicted to porn so that numbed the experience a little, I'm pretty sure. I also didn't love either of them. Just strongly liked one and was neutral about the other.
Oh shit I just remembered a dream I had yesterday where I hugged a girl and she felt my boner and slapped me then called the cops. Don't remember what happened after that.
I got touched by a nurse in the psych ward
I passed out when they were stealing my blood
she held onto me while she walked me to my bed
also my mom gives me hugs sometimes
One time when i went to mexico at senior frogs, I ordered a shot and the waitress gave it to me then put my face between her breasts and shook them.
