Who else is a failure in every way?
>24
>no highschool diploma or ged
>no job exp
>can't function well enough to hold a job
>mind is malfunctioning i've never been a functioning human being
>live with my parents (family is broken)
>poor
>browse 4chan and youtube in all my waking hours
I'm one of the worst people on this board I can guarantee it.
>>24868082
I forgot to add I've been to many different psychiatrists and diagnosed with many things.
>>24868082
>>24868117
I guess I'm meant to be alone. Out there on my own.
>>24868443
Ayy cudi reference
>>24868521
Good picking up on that. Very nice.
Cheer up man there is no objective way to measure success in this life. You didn't choose to be this way. Just take a deep breath and accept this shitty existence, I know I did.
>25
>STEM dropout
>Virgin
>no friends
>live with family
>would rather an hero than get a job
>4chin is closest thing to a social life I have
>only thing I ever wanted was to prove myself in battle
I'm 23
>Have worked at retail before
>live with my parents
>hunchback
>retracted chin
>big shitty teeth
>khv
>spend my time playing rocket league or browsing 4chan/wizchan
Life is swell
>turning 21 in four months
>literally have never been good at a single thing in my life
>only job I worked, it took me one month to learn how to do something properly which newer workers perfected in a single day
>crippling self confidence and oversensitive to criticism thanks to this
>parents think very little of me compared to my 22 year old brother
>they jokingly say I'm not a man even infront of my face
I used to question why people kill themselves when I was a lot younger but now I understand.
At 21 now, I'm beginning to improve. Getting trained for my first paying job this Friday, and I hope to finally get my license before spring semester. It's not much, but it's something.
>>24868558
>only thing I ever wanted was to prove myself in battle
recently had that feel for the last 2-3 years
too bad I tried to kill myself when I was 17 and am now disqualified for military service
>near STEM dropout
>v
>live with parents
>never had job
>alcoholic
>adhd up the ass
>watched too much porn now into femdom and kek shit
>>24868082
>28
>college dropout
>never worked a day in my life
>also KV
>shut in neet
>when i'm not eating or taking a shit, i spend my time shitposting on 4chin and jerking off to underage girls on omegle
>>24868643
>only job I worked, it took me one month to learn how to do something properly which newer workers perfected in a single day
What was it?
>>24868082
>I'm one of the worst people on this board I can guarantee it.
So you are atleast the best at that?
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
Enjoy your wallowing in self pity, try not to burn all your bridges while you're at it. You underestimate the sheer shittyness of the rest of humanity, the longer you will remain in this phase, the longer it will take to get your actual bearings. Stay put and you will just keep sinking to the bottom of the jar, let the waters clear for as long as need to, shake it up and you will reset.
Stop measuring yourself against others entirely and just learn to be comfortable as is, then expand your comfortzone.
I wish I would have listened to this myself earlier in life but it's a part of development that can't be helped unfortunately.
Start with verifying your claim, you think you are 'one of the worst'? Look at actual violent offenders, murderers, homeless etc.
Stop insisting on being optimus maximus compared to others at whatever you do, you are merely tormenting yourself with constant strive, drop all these notions and examine your habits, then start treating your habits as investments in yourself. Who are you trying to impress anyway?
>>24868082
>24
>NEET
>live with abusive parents
>can't hold down a job because schizoaffective
>no savings, no money, family is also poor
>asthma and reflux
>room is full of old food, dirty dishes, dirty clothes, trash, etc
>talk shit to my therapist every time I have to see her
>refuse to do what she says like going to group therapy and stuff
>can't remember to take my meds so I'm always up and down emotionally
>parents hate me and think I'm a lazy fuck and am faking mental issues
I'm the exact way, OP.
No education, no work experience, no talent, utterly reliant on others for care.
Oh well, Some of us were doomed from conception. I'll just make sure to have fun with my suicide.
>23
>high school diploma, community college dropout
>never had a job
>can't leave the house without feeling overwhelmed
>live with mom
>play gw2 and browse 4chan all day
>have problems with some delusions, think I have demons fucking with me
>was on tranny hormones as a teenager, was a qtpi back then but now just a man with tits
>just wanna be loved but a freak with nothing good to make up for it, can't connect with others anyway
>being on 4chan too much has narrowed my mind and turned me into a crass asshole, can't enjoy anything anymore
>just wanna die desu but I'm a little scared I'll go to hell or repeat this life
>>24868901
how fat?
be honest
of people who posted, who under 300 lbs?
If u are, u not the worst person on here.
>>24869072
Ha! Wow, the similarities are incredible, mentally, physically, financially, refusing absolutely everything external, parental conflicts. Yep, we are one big family indeed.
You only get one go at this thing mate, you don't sound to happy about all of this, and the only one that is or isn't going to something about it is you, disregard everything and everyone else man, time to become your own, much less of a hassle on everyone that way, including yourself.
>tfw the worst people dont even know how to find others to talk with or what to say to express themsleves or even know they would benefit from these things
>>24869151
Yes. Successful normie here. For me to accurately judge your patheticism, I'm going to need to know who is obese.
>>24869134
i'm not fat, and as hard as it is to believe i'v been told i was handsome on many occasions.
i'm just very autistic
>>24869238
>tfw you know you would benefit from it but the person on the other end wouldn't
>tfw you can't really say anything when you have nothing to say
>tfw so defensively judgmental that I'm even worse than your average norm
>>24869280
u not the worst person here. sorry.
>be me
>24
>high school dropout
>no job experience
>older brother is going to be lawyer
>parents always complain about how my brother is better in every way
>spend most of my time browsing 4chan or watching anime
>>24869366
I know those lawyer older brother feels
>tfw you notice a trend where smart families always end up with one or two losers riddled throughout them who just don't do anything at all
>tfw one of those losers and not even as smart as my smart family
>>24869322
Oh, so it's pissing match into the negative end of the graph now is it? Or perhaps a worst link kind of quiz, let's continue and find out who gets to take the much prized famed title of: The absolute worst. Can't compete upward? Compete downward! Brilliant, nobody could ever possibly regret that at a later point.
above all it's just so fucking boring you may as well sleep all day
>>24869405
>Oh, so it's pissing match into the negative end of the graph now is it?
now you're getting it
>>24869579
I think you meant 18 buddy
that surely must have been a typo, yes?
>>24869605
18* thank you
Need to type more because that's not considered original _/(^+^)\_
>be me, 19
>have a nice job with a good income and work with people that respect me
>study in the best university in my state and don't pay nothing for it
>no girlfriend but have 2 girls that like me and which i flirt when lonely
>spend all my free time laughing at people on the internet
>my parents are proud of me
>feel I am superior to everyone around me
I'm sure I'm worse than you. I do not even feel bad about it.
>>24869124
hi can i beta orbit you?
>>24869579
It is called anxiety you fucking normie underage fuck
>Who else is a failure in every way?
Me.
I guarantee you, I have fucked up harder than you.
Also I'm impotent.
>>24869478
And the point of this is particular brand of futility is? Attempting to gain some sort of satisfaction and validation? Surely it's obvious this road is literally a dead end?
I realize neuroses are not based in logic but deliberately stoking the flames just to feel warmer? Why must we lose everything and boycott our own abilities completely before realizing it is not interesting in the slightest to anyone but ourselves?
>>24869830
tl;dr
ok m8s. A lot of you are too young to be truly pathetic.
If you're not at least 27 and over 300 lbs, you're not in contention for worst here.
>>24869205
> become your own
how do when financially dependent and overall retarded?
>>24868082
>be NEET
>never had a job
>finally get one
>get disintegrated by a wood chipper on the first day of work
JUST
>panic every time I leave the house
>about to fail out of community college
>7k in debt
>have no idea how I'm going to work any job where I have to interact with people without feeling like I'm about to have a heart attack
Honestly would've killed myself already if my parents weren't still alive.
