If you created a religion, who would be your prophet?
Myself, obviously. Who else could it be?
Myself, hurr durr. Original comment naw.
>>24867636
From this statement, I can tell you like subservient positions. If I made a religion, I would be the God.
>>24867675
Oh really. do you happen to also wear a fedora?
We would worship Ray Davies of the Kinks.
Rem Koolhas. It would be called "The Order of the Psycho Crab", a religion based on zealous apathy and saying nothing in the most correct and elaborate way possible.
>>24867724
Lol no beta boy, I just naturally put myself in leadership positions
Owen Cook.
>>24867592
>If you created a religion
>If
You're too late, Anon, I've already made-up my own phony story.
In this moment, I'm euphoric. Not because of my sock puppet god's blessing.
But because I'm shrouded with mysteries and enlightened through lies.
I'd make a religion based around Elsa, in order to consolidate my position as Keiser of Arendelle.