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If you created a religion, who would be your prophet?
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If you created a religion, who would be your prophet?
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Myself, obviously. Who else could it be?
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Myself, hurr durr. Original comment naw.
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>>24867636
From this statement, I can tell you like subservient positions. If I made a religion, I would be the God.
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>>24867675
Oh really. do you happen to also wear a fedora?
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We would worship Ray Davies of the Kinks.
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Rem Koolhas. It would be called "The Order of the Psycho Crab", a religion based on zealous apathy and saying nothing in the most correct and elaborate way possible.
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>>24867724
Lol no beta boy, I just naturally put myself in leadership positions
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Owen Cook.
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>>24867592
>If you created a religion
>If

You're too late, Anon, I've already made-up my own phony story.

In this moment, I'm euphoric. Not because of my sock puppet god's blessing.
But because I'm shrouded with mysteries and enlightened through lies.
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I'd make a religion based around Elsa, in order to consolidate my position as Keiser of Arendelle.
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