How about an anonymous confession thread?
Bless me Pepe, for I have sinned. It has been 6 months since my last confession.
I have a gf and yet I still post on r9k. Please forgive me, Pepe.
>>24866778
>anonymous
Nice try fbi.
>>24866778
I jerk off by humping my matress while lying doen and jizzing straight into my pants.
I also never watch porn with any nudity and instead get off on fully clothed women showing their feet.
>>24866778
Im a fucking failure. Wait, everybody already knows that. I think I would feel relieved if my parents died. Im 25 btw.
>>24866834
Those are some BAD feet, and this is coming from someone with a foot fetish.
I pretended to be a girl on a dating site and conned guys into buying me clothes so I could crossdress in my basement.
>>24866778
im a normie, i even have this trip
>>24866778
I'm born.
>>24866984
also have a foot fetish. you're not the first person to say this but i dont get why they're bad though.
I'm fine with any normal foot if it is reasonably arched and clean.
like , what else is the criteria for "good" feet?
>>24867010
That sounds exactly like what Craig does in that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle, except for plane tickets, and not for dresses.
I have my first girlfriend at 25
I am now twisted in a web of lies I have told her about my past
>Did not want to tell her that I have been a NEET loser my whole life
>Told her I have had many girlfriends my whole life
>A one night stand at 16
>2 girlfriends before 18
>1 girlfriend from 10-24
I keep forgetting the names I made up for them, their nationalities and the timespan I told her I fucked them.
She is starting to catch on and I am going to crash and burn.
I realise now my attempts at being a cool normie since highschool was fucking retarded since most normies didn't even have the sex life I made up.
>>24867096
Well, from what I can see in the picture, my main problem is dead skin and painted nails.
I like my feet nicely shaped, natural, and clean. There's no way I'd be sucking someone's toes if they had all that on them.
>>24867149
to each their own. I kind of like slightly rough looking soles on pretty girls. Almost all of them paint their nails anyways.
either way, i'm not too picky.
Fat ankles and short stubby toes though i can't stand
>>24867179
>Fat ankles and short stubby toes though i can't stand
We are the same, anon.
I love traps but find men disgusting. I'm sure that I'm straight and traps are just a fetish of mine
Im Mac Miller
>>24868337
Hi mac
>>24867120
you should come clean bro, it's a good feel
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I offended some NEETs today by making fun of their retard jeans.
>>24867120
How long have you been going out with her
>>24867120
It depends on what kind of person she is, but I reckon your best shot is:
Confess before she finds out. Tell her you made it all up because you didn't think she'd be interested otherwise. Apologise and promise that you will be straight with her in future. Emphasise that she makes you a better person.
If it fails then at least you will have one real gf in your past that you don't have to lie about.
>>24866778
I hate my body and I wish I was a qt.
>>24868311
No anon, you are just a faggot
>>24868563
that's really well drawn pic
>>24868609
It's anime, the highest it could possible be rated as is "decipherable"
>>24868311
You're a fucking faggot. Plus you're retarded for thinking you're straight.
>>24866778
I have homosexual interests.
I miss the friends that dumped me in a humiliating way, miss them a lot.
That's about it, i try not to be ashamed of my life.
>>24866834
This is an extremely bad habit. You're going to give yourself ED by doing this.
I dreamed that i fucked my sister last night and the girl didnt really looked like my sister
Pretty hot tho
>>24866778
i am a literal inbred and resent my parents for it; theyre first cousins, my grandmothers are sisters.
they should have aborted me. my dad told me about this 14 years ago and i think about it almost every day. it sucks because ive always wanted to get pregnant and have some kids, but im obviously not propagating this genetic freak show. wish i had the balls to kill myself tbqhonestfamilia
I wanted to get laid so I made a Tinder account and got hit on by this busty chick that lived near me and was into calling me Daddy and shit like that. She seemed hot in the pics she sent me so I went to meet up with her at her college apt.
When I got there she was MUCH heavier than her pics had led me to believe. Like, I didn't even recognize her she was so fat. I was too beta to bail on the event though so I went in with her and we fucked. She was enormous. Could barely even do missionary because there was so much fat in the way. I went home feeling disgusted and ashamed.
Turns out she gave me Gonorrhea. I just found out this morning when I noticed some discharge coming out of my dick. Had started feeling some stinging while pissing a couple days earlier. Now I have to go to my doctor and get it sorted out but I have no fucking clue how to even bring it up.
fml
>>24866834
those feet are disgusting dude
>>24869256
the shame.
sorry robot, it's cyanide pill time.
>>24869256
Just tell them you have gonorrhea. They won't bat an eyelid.
>>24867120
Do what this lad said >>24868544
>>24869256
bhahahahhahahahha
>>24869256
If you wanna be like the cool kids, you better be prepared to face the same consequences they face
And you better hope thats all she gave you
>>24868563
How do you feel about adventure 3 anon?
>>24869256
You're being punised for being a normie faggot
Women not even once
Ask if she wants to meet again and kill her
>>24867120
Hahaha fuck I did the exact same thing
It was such a pain to keep up the lies
i hate myself and I want to die.
This was't original... I wonder what is happening to the first anon that said it.
>>24866778
There's a girl that I cuddle with every other night and I know it's not going anywhere but I can't leave. I think my mom's a disgrace. I want to drop out and join the marine band.
>>24869517
I second this statement.
The only thing I have to live for is a fucking delusion.
>>24867120
honestly, i have never known a woman who doesn't do the same thing to any guy she really likes.
you really shouldn't feel bad about it. you should just let it ride and refuse to answer questions about it.
I have a crush on the board's worst tripfag.
I kinda want to kidnap them a little.
you only confess to god not man
>>24869628
please be meprobably is samson ._.
>>24869256
Jesus, where are you from dude?
I've never held hands with a girl.
I want to. It seems nice. I've hugged and kissed, but never held hands. Something about it seems nice and personal and caring without being a full embrace like a hug. Just a nice mutual agreement that you want the person on the other end to be safe.
>>24866778
>>24866778
ive beaten up my own parents when i was a teen. shit eats me up inside
>>24869256
That's rough anon. This is why you should just stick to 2d.
>>24869715>54m50n
Right on the money, lil' sister.
You'd be terrible and would hardly even put up a fight.
>>24869715
Samson is best trip fag. I wish he would post more trains though
>>24869865
Why did you do it anon? Did they kick you out?
>>24869913
>>24869924
This makes me so fucking sad.
>no one has a crush on you based on your shitposts
>no one wants to kidnap you away from this terrible board
>>24870055
you're joking right? every single thread you post in at least one anon asks you to be his gf.
>>24870055
FUCK OFF
YOU HAD PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY PAID TO SEE YOU.
IT WAS HOW YOU SURVIVED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24870055
You aren't endearing, but you're basically inoffensive enough that you aren't worth skullfucking to death either.
You're just there.
>>24869968
it was a fucked up time in our family and i had a fucked up way of thinking. the worst part is,it didnt just happen one time, i fought my dad like 2 or 3 times. and i dont know why, but i cant really remember why i even fought him one of the times
>>24868421
>>24868489
>>24868544
>>24869498
I have been dating her for 3 years.
Fuck my whole life to her is a lie. I made EVERYTHING up.
My old job, my old life, old friends fucking everything.
I told her I lived in 3 different areas during university. I fucking never left home!!
Like I have made up lies which don't even make sense!!
We past by one of the areas and she said "Ohh show me your old place here!" And I had no fucking clue what she was talking about.
If she ever asks my parents what I was like as a teenager I am fucked. I painted her a picture that I was fucking chicks left and right at parties.
In reality I was in my room 24/7 playing world of Warcraft and masturbating.
>>24866778
I'm actually a pretty sensitive mellow guy, but I have to act like a testosterone filled asshole because if I don't I'll get walked all over by everyone.
I also like reading to people.
>>24870137
I meant to say 3 months* not 3 years
>>24866810
Bless me Pepe, for I have sinned. I have never told this to anyone. I have keked 2 of my close friends yet I was a total doormat to my ex. I realise i fear being alone, most of my life was spent alone, and i don't want to be like that. I want someone to love me yet i dont believe in love. I've also become fat.
Father, I feel myself slowly becoming an autist. The strange ocd habits, the hipster hobbies, and many moments where I am unsure whether or not people think im an asshole after a conversation. What do I do?
The last year I stabbed myself to avoid problems in my workplace.
Thanks to my depression my sleep hours were very irregular.
They gave me a last warning in my job, if I arrived late again I was going to get fired. So naturally that day I was very late for work, once I got down the bus I pulled out my pocket knife, searched for a lone place and buried the tip of the knife in the back of my shoulder, then I ran to the nearest hospital and said a mugger tried to rob me.
A month and a half later I found another job.
>>24869449
What the fuck is adventure 3?
Senior year of high school, I basically bullied this one qt nerd girl that I did track&field with into being my gf. It was more or less an abusive relationship, as I would verbally demean her and basically just used her physically. I didn't get further than 3rd base with her though, although I sort of forced my hands onto her a few times before she willingly let me finger her. When I went off to uni, she asked how we would keep our relationship going and I just didn't respond. I basically stopped talking to her after that, save for getting her to send me a nude once or twice before she got the picture I think.
>>24869256
>Now I have to go to my doctor and get it sorted out but I have no fucking clue how to even bring it up
"Hey Doc, I bumped uglies with some chick and now I have Gonorrhea. What do?"
Is that so fucking hard, normie?
>>24870468
I totally thought that was Cari from digimon adventure 2. I assumed you were a fan of the series so I was asking about your thoughts on the latest installment.
>>24870568
Digimon is for fags. I just thought it was a cute loli pic.
>>24869291
I keep hearing this. I'd still lick them
>>24868816
personal experience?
>>24867105
God tier episode right there m8
I still wonder who is the most robot character on the show.
>>24866778
i hate having a relationship
>>24866778
im addicted. im lost
>>24871110
what's your addiction, anon?
I don't get why i'm doing most of the stuff i'm doing. I go to college. Why? So i can get a degree? So I can get a good job? Why do i need that? So I can just continue to exist? There doesn't seem like theres a whole lot worth doing in the world.
>>24866778
i desperately want to fuck my brother in law
>>24869256
Pasta bro
>>24870055
I have a crush on you. You're my /r9k/ waifu and I go to fembot feels threads only so I can see you. I just skim them until I see your name.
>>24866778
>i have a thing for mycousinshes my only friend right now we are really close and is actually really cute and i really want to but i have no idea how to get at it without ruining our friendship and forever being seen as a creep
>I might have fapped to CP before
>I wish a was a little kid again so i could redo so much shit and actually have a childhood
what do
