>mfw just turned 20 and my life hasn't even started yet.
>mfw most peoples lives "start" in highschool, where they get jobs, drivers licenses, build social and sexual relationship, get serious about their hobbies I.e. going to conventions and events/starting bands etc
>mfw just got my first job a week ago, no license, no friends, never even kissed a girl.
Fuck me.
>>24864726
>tfw no legally dead gf
>>24864726
Sauce? Those are some amazing tits.
>>24864726
I'm lvl24, and you're already ahead of me on the job front
hoping I die in my sleep, t b h
>>24864726
Shit, I have a new fetish now.
>>24864726
>24 years old
>No job
>Flunked out of college
>No drivers license
>0 friends
>0 gf's
>No hobbies
>Literally done nothing excepty play video games and fap
Ge on my level anon.
story behind pic?
i really want to know.
>life hasn't even started
this saying always makes me laugh
your life started 20 years ago
>>24865286
just taking a wild guess
>girl is comatose at hospital
>needs life support to not die
???
>>24864726
Gahd, please salsa, this makes me so hard anon
>>24864726
>my life hasn't even started yet.
>wanting a life
If you haven't noticed "life" is shit and shallow, just have fun.
>>24865286
Fetish porn.
Those AED pads are in the wrong place, you don't put them directly on the chest. The electrodes are in the wrong places, and the tube is not even for airway maitenence. Idk what that thing is.
>>24865332
To be fair, being a slave for 18 years isn't really living.
>>24865348
Nah, cardiac arrest or some other, she's hooked up to an AED
>>24865332
>your life started 20 years ago
Yep, this guy is correct. Your life is now. You are living it.
Dont fall for the "If I get/be this or that, my life will finally start and I can be happy" meme. It is a lie.
>>24864726
Anon if you would like advice I can help. But I hope this gives you some hope that you are fine.
From age of 14-21 I was a World of Warcraft no life nerd.
I snapped out of it and got my GED at 21 and enrolled in University at 22.
I lost 65 kilos and now I am chubby/fit in the span of a year.
I got my license at age 22
Spoke to first girl at 22
I got my first GF at age 23
I got my first job at 21 washing dishes and slowly upgraded my job every 6 months or so since then
Currently I am 25
With a girlfriend
With a near 6 figure a year job
Entering 3rd year at university studying Construction management
Buying a house
A lot can happen anon since a short time.
>>24865384
You don't even need electrodes for an automatic AED. It can take an EKG from those pads.
>>24865481
>25
>high school dropout
>managed to get 6 figure income and a house within 3 years
I don't believe you.
>>24865481
Anon don't but that house. The economy is about to collapse and the housing market will go with it and the best bet is to hold a significant amount of cash going into the recession. If you but that house you're gonna get fucked. I just sold my condo so now I'm holding the max fdic protected account balance. and when things crash I'll be there to pick up cheap shares
>>24865638
I work now as a project manager for a construction remediation company.
I am at $38 an hour and my hours each week are consistently 50-60 hours.
I get a small raise every 6 months
Outdated picture but should do for now. Can;t be fucked taking a new one.
I entered as a junior project manager in a small company which over the last 2 years has ballooned and nearly doubled in size since I first joined.
I started learning how they operate, price, schedule and first shadowed the foreman, then project manager.
I now am a project manager who will price smaller jobs and schedule them while my boss sticks to the bigger more complicated jobs.
>>24865535
>>24865638
I like how you originally just questioned him, then you went into downright disbelief in just 4 minutes.
>>24864912
>>24864953
>20 years old
>never had a job
>have driver's license but don't own a car
>never went to college
>no friends
>no gf
>sleep till 3 in the afternoon and shitpost on 4chan all day
We should be friends.
>>24865695
I live in Australia and work in construction.
As long as you hold onto the property for a long term goal and focus on negative gearing properties you can't really go wrong.
Also I have the land for a development in the future if I really feel confident enough.
At least in Australia you can expect a market adjust soon most likely but there has never been a crash that has not recovered very quickly in Australia.
>>24864726
she's looks pretty fucked up. I'm guessing a drug overdose?
anyone have sauce on the pic?
>>24865818
Good job anon. I'm happy for you. May your endeavors serve the community and bring you much cash.
No OP, fuck me. I just got rejected by 2d.
> yesterday a KS thread on r9k
> hadn't played that in all these years
> robots convinced me to feel those feels
> be myself
> actually get close to the girl I wanted, pic related
> feels start to build
> she friendzones me
REEEE
I even got rejected by 2d. Kill me now.
>>24864726
> 26
> no job, nothing on cv
> college dropout
> living at parents
> no hobbies, watch tv all day
> no future prospects or goals
who cares lifes a shit then u die
>>24865823
Quoting deleted posts is bad form.
>>24865918
Thanks
I try to help people out on /biz/ when I can. Got one dude an interview at the company I work for but unfortunately my boss immediately saw he was a useless NEET who did not want to change.
>>24865984
How does one immediately see that someone is a useless NEET who doesn't want to change at a job interview?
>>24865982
and you're gay. What of it?
>>24864726
Come back when you're 30 and in that situation.I'll be 40.
>>24866044
They interview them for a good hour and ask the right questions.
I can't tell if you are serious.
>>24865409
and how is that not life support
>>24866142
>I can't tell if you are serious.
I am 100% serious. I don't see how your boss could have determined that he doesn't want to change considering he came to a job interview.
>28 years old
>Dropped out of high school at 15
>Only ever had 1 job stacking shelves for 10 weeks
>No drivers license, can't afford to learn
>accidentally into 1 gf
>broke up after 4 months
>that was 7 years ago
>Do nothing but spend 16 hours a day in front of my computer because there's nothing else to live for
>no reason or motivation to ever go outside
>only friend are online friends
>no savings
>no pension
>no better off in life progress than when I was 15
>all friends from high school have grown up & moved on
>gfs/wives/jobs/houses
>I'm still stuck in the town I was born
>browsing 4chan all day
>no reason to live
>no reason to die
>>24866142
>an hour of pointless bullshit in the interview
Why do normies do stupid shit like this?
>can't do shit because poor since youth.
>22 now have job and well at that age
>>24866220
Well it worked in his case. I don't understand why they do stuff like that at minimum wage places though. I had to go through 4 rounds of them to get some shitty retail job.
>tfw could have gotten my license at 16
>didn't
I made a terrible mistake desu
>>24866239
What if he would have been really good at the job, just not the interview? If I was just sitting through an hour of bullshit, I wouldn't even be interested in the job by the time the real questions came up.
>turning 28 in a few weeks
>2 college degrees
>only had 1 nig-tier cleaning job abroad for 8 or so months
>came back 7 months ago and neet since
>no other work experience or references
>send resumes/fill applications, no reply
>wasted my 20s studying shit that turned out to be useless
JUST
>>24866256
I didn't get mine until 19. It wouldn't have mattered anyways since I couldn't afford a car.
>>24866155
By asking the right questions. I was not there but I can just expect the same questions he asked me.
>What do you want to change about your life
>What do you see yourself doing in the next couple years
>How would you like to see yourself
>Why are you interested in this particular part of construction and why should I pick you over someone else
>>24866220
So you know what kind of person you are about to hire.
Would you rather hire a person with ambition or someone who wants to clock in and clock out?
I showed my boss how much I changed in the last couple years, my weight loss, my constant employment while studying full time. My attempts at starting a business (Was selling formwork but failed due to lack of experience), my striving for a better life.
Or would you rather
I sleep and eat
Watch my anime then might come to work and clock off right at 4pm rather then staying late to learn more about construction and finishing the last tender due at the end of the week.
>>24866309
It matters to me because the career path I've chosen in life requires me to have a license.
>>24866317
So they just want the ones committed to being a slave? Gotcha.
>>24866301
What'd you study senpai?
>25
>bachelor's degree
>driver's license since I was 16
>had my first job when I was the 16
But wait
>closer to 26 than 25
>quit my job after getting sick and now doing internship
>no income
>38k in student loans
>have lived with parents forever save a few months my freshman year of college
>no close friends irl
>never had a girlfriend, kissed anyone, or had sex
Thus
>I'm old
>I have no money
>I have no sexual or romantic experiences whatsoever
>I'm deeply in debt for a degree in a field I hate
>I'm interning in a field I hate for free
>I have no one to talk to most of the time
>I still have to nowagekek it up in hopes that my life won't be absolute garbage when I hit 30
It could be worse, OP. You could be me.
>>24866355
Committed to progressing in life and understanding how much you need to learn to become successful in the field I am in
>>24864726
just wait to turn 30 and keep saying exactly that to yourself
>>24866317
You sound awfully busy. How do you even have time to post on this shitty site?
>>24866442
25 is not old rofl
>>24864726
So did that hot naked dead chick stay dead or did she survive whatever happened?
I don't want to masturbate to the pic if she's dead and stayed dead, I'm not that far gone.
>>24866477
I work for a bit, then post for a bit, work for a bit, post for a bit.
If my boss is around then I work for longer. Right now I am printing off roughly 600 documents for a tender so I got at least half an hour of posting to do for fun.
I have been able to quit my gaming addiction but I can't help but open a 4chan tab every single day at work since I have been on this site for over 10 years
>>24866317
Seriously, fuck this shit. I'm not a goddamn slave. I have a life. I go to school and go to work, right? Those aren't the only things I do. I have friends. I have family. I piss and shit. I sleep. I eat. I'm not your fucking personal slave I don't care how much you're paying me. Fuck off.
>>24866390
Art & Illustration (yeah, yeah, I know) and Translation.
Concerning the first degree I did it because I had no idea what else to study, and I had some pipe-dream about making it as a comic book author or some shit, or at the very least get my skils honed by proper teaching, which didn't happen because most the teachers on the course were fucking le artistic liberal artsy hack types.
The second one I did after one year of neeting since I came to the conclusion my first degree was virtually useless, and because the other thing I was fairly good at other than art was speaking english and languages in general. But as it turns out, translation is a competitive as fuck field around here that you have to do a lot of legwork, network and all for which I am too much of a sperg to do properly.
At this point I wouldn't turn down a fucking warehouse job moving boxes around, I just want to start making money to stop feeling like such a failure.
>>24864726
Same here, OP.
>20 years old
>dropped out of high school
>paid a hooker otherwise i would still be a virgin
>never had a girlfriend
>never had a job
>poor
>failed to get my driver licence
>1 friend that i only see saturdy when we go to the gym
My life is literally terrible, but it's the way it is i guess... I'm trying to create my own clothing brand though, but i will probably fail, as always. But at least i'm trying.
>>24866533
You can do whatever you want with your life, anon.
>>24866442
minus the debt you get me.
I'd wish this life on no one.
>>24865481
Basic question: why are you still here?
>>24866533
Fair enough then expect to earn a low horrible wage because you are not looking to make money. It all depends on what you want in life.
I want to be successful and make a lot of money. I also want to learn as much as I can in construction so I may one day be the boss in my own company making the big bucks.
That's the whole dam point in working hard and learning so you can make fucking money.
>>24866550
>skils honed by proper teaching
You've either got it or you don't, anon.
Are you in debt from your degrees? Because that's the true horror. Most degrees are fucking useless bullshit these days.
>>24866578
Addicted to this website I suppose.
I procrastinate a lot and this is my go to way to do it
Atleast have a drivers license and a job. I don't know if people think I'm a normie, but by having these two things I can atleast put up a facade
20 to 25 is not old.
>Start working full time a 14
>Don't get to see my friends much because I am working and not at school
>graduate high school and be a 2nd year mechanic
>Quit
>Wash cars for the summer
>Get a job at GM at 19 working as a mechanic
>Lose virgininty
>Quit
>No job for three months
>Work production at a roofing company
>Quit after 5 months
>Get a job at a sawmill
>Work for 7 months or so
>Quit
>Be 21 now
>Become NEET for over three years
>Bang 7 hookers in this time
>Think about killing myself
>Get job
>Make almost $30 an hour
>Still single and live at home
>Try fuck family dog but it won't fit
>Download tinder and find a GF that month
I am 25 now
hmm
>>24866598
I agree with that, but some proper, focused learning on the subject never hurts. Sure I got to play around with mediums I wouldn't normally use, but other than that I learned squat. Learned more from reading an anatomy book by myself tobequitehonest.
fortunately no. I'm a eurofag,so college isn't that expensive here, and luckily my dad provided. The art college was a private one and therefore pretty expensive compared to the usual standards though, so I feel guilty about that. The only redeeming factor was that those were actually the most fun years of my life and I managed to lose some of my sperginess due to socializing and stuff.
>>24866685
At least you didn't get caught molesting your 13 year old step sister
>>24866598
>You've either got it or you don't, anon.
This is absolutely true. /ic/ will fucking tear your throat out for daring to voice this truth though. Might be a defense mechanism or something.
>>24866484
It is when you consider the fact that I was supposed to have had sex over 7 years ago at a minimum, and been kissed about 10 years ago, and I live in a place with almost no young people my age (and have no money or prospects that would allow me to move) to even date if I knew what the fuck I was doing. I'll be lucky if I see a real vagina and butthole ever in my life.
Professionally, I'm also a little behind, never having had a "real" job. I worked part-time retail all through college, and that's it. I'm a fucking loser and I hate it, but I hate actively pursuing something I don't care about too. But I need money. I'm out of options and time.
>>24866577
I feel that, man. Keep hoping I just suddenly get killed or something.
Pic related; wish I could be some strong woman's househusband instead of working. I hate working.
>>24864901
>>24864926
>>24865356
>>24865898
>>24866520
>people think this is real
It's a fetish site, guys.I have a few of their videos.
>>24866719
whoa what the fuck anon?!
>>24864726
your life is your own tbqh
If you set some objectives for that age is one thing, other is to say you are suposed to do this and that by that age, do what works for you. Hope your job goes well
>>24866929
>pic relatedblox
>>24866980
She was sleeping on the sofa one night
I tried to be quiet and I started rubbing her inner thigh while masturbating.
Needless to say she woke up and screamed. Now there is a huge divide between the two families. At least my mom has my back.
>>24865481
>so since then
>>24865818
what diploma did you got from University?, what did you learn?
>>24867114
I am still enrolled studying Construction management.
I have learned everything from construction technologies, ecologies, basic civil engineering, contract administration, estimating, quantity surveying, management, basic architecture, remediation and more.
I can pretty much price a construction job, tell you how much of each material will be required, how long it will take and schedule it.
There will be errors mind you but that's why you start in a low position learning the correct labour rates and prices which are much different then what you learn in the classroom.
No theory, all applied skills taught.
Just learning how to read the dam designs was hard and it a skill on it's own.
>>24867114
I can give you a small example of what I do right now and how I could not do it without the skills taught in my degree.
>receive a work order
>Go out and inspect an apartment block which roof was leaking and all apartment balconies were leaking as well as spalling reinforcement
I would not know what ANY of this was without my technologies classes and how to detect it. I would not know the anatomy of the structure without my classes
>I now understand that all balconies will need a membrane and tiles
>Roof will need a membrane
Would not know the materials without my courses but most was learned on the job
>I calculate all materials required
I am going to mention materials VERY briefly but its a bit more complicated because you need angles, cappings, skreed for tiles, primers ect.
Membrane
Tiles
Mortar
Reinforcement slicing
I calculate this based on liters of mortar, m2 of tiles and membrane ect..
>Now I need access to the balconies and roof
This will require scaffolding perhaps
Measure all the way around the building and break into stages
>Labour
I have learned in my classes and on the job how many man hours each job required so I now can price the job based on this
Add materials+labour+Preliminaries+Administation= total
keep in mind this is so god dam brief and simplifed.
I wouldn't even know what I am looking at without my classes
>>24867003can you upload to mega?
