>want to test out a new deck
>boyfriend pulls out one of his many mill decks
Refuses to exist.
Why are you on /r9k/ if you have a lover?
>>24864411
>complaining about bf milling you out
>not having a bf
>having no friends who play modern
>no one to test modern counterbalance again
>no one to have cry like a bitch while counterbalance their deck
WHY HAVE YOU MADE ME FEEL THIS FUCKING FEEL??????
>>24864411
same as feel guy
but yeah fucking mill is nothing
be happy he's playing elf combo or mono-blue control or lantern rofl
>>24864558
>tfw locking people out with lantern online
>that sweet rage
Not being real.
>tfw no boypussy bf who plays limited formats
The fuck is this nerd shit?
Grow the fuck up
>>24864830
I really want to play lantern but being a poorfag don't make it ez
Guess I'll play online so it's cheap, also this is my favourite RQ of all time, Khans draft
>tfw back in the day i was into magic
>tfw tried to run multicolored decks
>tfw always sucked at it
what is the fucking secret to managing 2 or more colors in an efficient manner?
>>24864949
You have to pay out the ass.
>>24864949
Dual colour lands
if you have enough good ones you can play 5 colour decks
shame all the best lands cost absurd amounts of money
http://sales.starcitygames.com/cardsearch.php?singlesearch=Arid%2BMesa
>>24864411
>run a landfall deck
>neckbeard plays mind funeral
>tutors for another mind funeral
>top decks a nemesis of reason
FUCK
I can be your boyfriendr u grill
>>24865001
But it dies to doomblade?but it doesn't #goyf sucks
>>24864411
If your SO plays mill they're an actual sub par person irl. Hope they enjoy losing
>Playing TCGs
>Not playing glorious tabletop wargames
Don't you enjoy the thrill of battle?
>>24865056
rofl
I bet you're one of those retards who just plays aggro and midrange and whines like a bitch about blue players and combo players
![20151209_155209[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qjghO9j.jpg "20151209_155209[1].jpg")
>>24865005
>no sleeves
Jesus
fucking
christ
You can get hundreds for like 5 dollars you absolute barbarian.
>tfw missing ramp cards to make this guy worth fielding
>Slow
>Have to explain things to her
She's a nice qt girl, treats me well, heart of gold and all, but god damn is she slow and a ditz. I even have to explain Family Guy jokes to her sometimes.
>>24865057
>winning or losing a match in under 5 minutes
>thrilling
sure anon.
>>24865082
I play legacy miracles and Esper Mentor in modern, and I'm finishing Splinter Twin soon. I'm a blue player at heart, although I will admit I fucking love Jund
>>24865100
>tfw I shakyhands a picture and don't check before posting
>>24865031
I was testing out a standard legal landfall deck, I let neckbeard play whatever because it's neat seeing some of these old wombo combos.
>>24864882
>modo
>cheap
Friend...
How do I get into Magic? I see packs at the shops but don't know how many I'd need to actually make a deck or where to find someone to play with. Plus a lot of card text makes no damn sense.
>starts trying to move when I'm on top of her in a way that hurts my dick
>gets grossed out by my semen (although she does swallow it to be fair)
>complains about people I don't know constantly
>constantly has health problems and feels bad
>leaves for her hometown for days at a time with little notice
>makes me listen to country music
>>24865115
>A Warhammer game
>5 minutes ever being a factor
Nigga what the fuck are you on about? Simply deploying the armies usually takes like 20 mins
>>24864411
Mill is shit faggot. If your deck can't beat it it's a shit deck to begin with.
>>24865162
Find someone who's willing to teach you first off, either online or off
>>24865131
Damn I wish I could be playing mentor or twin.
I'm on Evolutionary Elves, trying to brew to victory. Sad times.
>>24865133
I do love seeing mill decks. My mate let me pilot his which ran Mindbreak Trap. I kept keeping my ghost quarters to try and kill their best lands, instead of using it to trigger mindbreak trap. I'm retarded.
>>24865140
kek
amen brother
>>24865162
Go to your local Magic store. Honestly it's a social game and it's a great place to meet others.
Also don't buy packs, unless you're drafting. ((Build decks from packs)) If you wanna play with your own deck, find one you like and buy it
>>24864411
OOH OOH. Stick a card in there that says "if this card would be put into your graveyard for any reason, shuffle your graveyard into your library." There are plenty of cards that say this. All eldrazi, blightsteel collosus, dark steel collosus, a few others. The look on his face will be golden, because when it gets milled, you just shuffle your graveyard back into your library. It's partially why mill will never be competitive in modern
>>24865173
>go to hole in the wall game shop
>couple tables with a bunch of dudes all around it
>buckets of little figures in them
>some guy has 6 buckets of his figures alone
>they're playing warhammer
>they spend 10 minutes putting shit on the tables, lots of bitching and stuff
>all the players spew handfuls of dice over and over in a rush
>match ends in about 4 or 5 minutes
>takes them longer to put their figures away and break out a different bucket than it took to actually play the game
i spoke to the shop owner about what it takes to play this sort of thing and the dude went on about how a well-painted set of figures can take weeks and the sets can run up to several hundred dollars...all to be put into a plastic tote and played with for a few minutes at a time
not very dope desu.
>>24865254
>sideboard emrakul for mill
I actually never thought of this. Pretty good. I guess it's weak to some exile but that shits not all too common.
>>24864411
>that fucking card
Holy shit that made me salty.
Anyways:
>turn 1 sol ring
Or
>prophet of kruphix
>>24865031
You will never have what I have
>>24865254
To be fair only RG Tron runs one of those cards, and it can be Surgically Extracted
>>24865241
Sell your entire collection to build a few decks. That's what I did, after 8 years of collecting. Very very very worth it
>>24865300
Blurry Chinese goyfs?
>>24865331
Blurry, yes. But they're not cheep gook knock-offs.
>>24865300
You actually make me so fucking mad. Like genuine salt is coming from me.
I can't complain though, at Modern Master 2 pre-release I opened, Goyf, Karn, Cryptic and some other stuff. Best day in years.
>>24865303
I will do. I think I'm going to save up for a while, and then sell everything.
Apart from my elves. God my elf deck is a labour of love. I mean I just copied CVM's, but I changed like two cards.....
It's so fun to turn two emrakul in modern.
>>24865100
I can help anon! I run a kruphix edh deck with things like master polymorphist, worldly tutor, from beyond, temple of the false gods and eldrazi monument. Ulamog is good, but artisan of kozilek is better.
>>24865287
If you have the tools to sideboard Emrakul in you should just main deck him.
That being said he'd be really fun in an Elvish Piper deck.
>>24865162
Look up Tolarian community college on YouTube
>>24865300
Oh you son of a bitch
>>24865411
My melanin rich contemporary.
I love the professor.
>>24865350
I guess I could take a blurry picture of mine
>>24865364
Deck list?
And yeah I know that feeling of a pet deck, although I did eventually sell Mimeoplasm Edh because it was getting boring to me
Might sell my legacy deck to buy MODO cards
>>24865162
Buy the Magic 2014: duels of the planeswalker game on Steam when it goes on sale. It's a good tutorial.
>>24865364
I only bought a few packs of MM2, got a Dark Confidant, but already had 4.
There was a local tournament back when it came out that had MM2 as prize support. Went undefeated and the most valuable card I pulled was a foil lightning bolt. One guy only got 2 packs and pulled a Goyf and Cryptic Command. Yes, I was pissed.
>>24865300
Well fuck you anon. I cracked a shiny Emarakul then immediately sold it and bought more modern masters packs.
>I buy my crush $400 in magic cards for his birthday and packaged it extremely nicely (expedition lands, fetches, etc)
>he doesn't even let me kiss him
>I forgot my wallet at a dennys
>he shows no interest in covering me for one time
If I was a girl..
>>24865282
one of the reasons I can't get into tabletop games. Too time consuming and too expensive to get into.
If there were videogames that were direct adaptions of tabletop games, I'd play them. I'm not spending hundreds of dollars in Citadel paint .
Lol who the fuck still plays yu gay oh, grow the fuck up and get laid faggotrons
>>24865282
>match ends in about 4 or 5 minutes
That's pretty much.. impossible. I highly doubt it was Warhammer that they played.
Trust me, even if you only have like 20 dudes on the table, simply rolling dice for them shooting and running and shit take slonger than that.
Also, there's plenty of autists shouting and bitching at each other in magic aswell. Been around in various game shops enough to know that.
>>24865478
Anon I am a straight male and if you bought me $400 worth of sexy magic cards I would hold your hand in public, take you out to a wonderful dinner, then we'd go to a movie and I'd totally let you awkwardly snuggle me over the arm rest. At the end of the night I'd drive you home, stopping briefly at a local star gazing spot before giving you a shy peck on the cheek.
>>24865447
>>24865162
Or just try out the F2P magic duels, it's literally a tutorial into magic.
>>24865375
Do you have a list of your EDH stuff?
I'd love to see what other robots run.
>tfw you make your deck spiky to crush autists who piss you off at LGS
>>24865445
You could help me actually I'm having real trouble right now. The sideboard I'm working on but I'm stuck with main deck. I need regal force to make certain hands playable, but it has a chance to completely fuck my combo.
(leap, nettle sentinel x2, heritage druid, deck of all one and two mana elves)
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/wda-4/
Also the weird harvest is now chord mainboard
>>24865450
Yeah I understand that. I dropped in my sealed event. I was with friends so I stood around the entire day. Like sure it was boring but I pulled like a mofo. Just how it is in MTG.
I plan to buy some MM2 for Christmas. I know the value is poor compared to singles but opening those packs is pretty amazing.
>doesn't get along with my son
>refuses to take care of him when I can't so I have to leave him with my parents
>doesn't like being rough with me
>tells me he wants to focus on school when I ask him to get a job
>still lives with his parents
>>24865544
I don't have a list of my EDH stuff, but I can happily type out what I run. I have a xenagos stomper deck too if you're interested in seeing it. Just give me like 5 minutes.
>>24865388
Against a mill deck, you can just have a 2-of eldrazi, and you don't even have to be able to play him. Just wait for him to be shuffled into your library over and over again. They can't win without surgical extraction or a similar effect and even then, by that time you can usually kill them
>>24865553
I'm sorry sir but this is an MTG thread.
>>24865571
Yeah that'd be great, I'd love to see it.
I'll just leave my current EDH here also because why not:
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/29-11-15-narset-combo/
>been playing Magic for years
>collection is still crap because I never buy cards individually
>have no rare cards that would sell for a lot
We aren't together anymore but these were on the list of things that annoyed me--
>he struggled to budget his money and often overspent
>he struggled with impulse control
>he often asked me to weigh in on plans he had for vague, distant, far-future projects that struck me as unrealistic and expected me to have meaningful feedback on these things
>>24865519
nigga i ain't a specialist on tabletops nor do i play them, but from what i saw, they were slinging piles of black, white and red dice with both hands all over a big green table with a castle and some trees and 2 small hills on it. one guy had a bazillion little troops that the shop owner said were the warhammer equivelent to zerg rushing, and the other guy had these motorcycle troops that were tanky as hell and required 6's to beat.
both dudes slung shit loads of dice, battle raged on for all of 3-4 minutes, 1 of the dudes tried to backup and reposition, the other guy chased him and beat his ass. 5-6 minutes tops.
after that, 3 other dudes got in on the match and the 5 player match lasted less than 10. claim all you want, but the wall clock didn't lie.
I made a green meme modern deck for $60 with the Primeval Titan + Rampaging Balthos, it's kinda fun mana ramping
>>24865634
You haven't even gotten lucky with BFZ or Khans?
>>24865005
Nice fakes anon.
>>24865519
>>24865173
>>24865057
> 2013+2
> playing warhammer
> not playing GLORIOUS SKIRMISH COMBAT
> not playing Warmahordes
get with the program, foolio
I wish Heroclix got a videogame.
I just can't keep up with buying anymore.
>>24865544
>make your deck spiky to crush autists who piss you off at LGS
There's this one fucking faggot who I just can't stand to be around. He's bad at the game, smells bad, and makes super autistic jokes all the time. One time he beat me in a draft because he had some broken ass rare in his deck and I got stuck on lands.
>hey man you wanna play edh
>yeah, sure
>foil maelstrom wanderer deck
>trop, mana crypt, sol ring, skyshroud claim for breeding pool and stomping ground
>next turn play island, cast wanderer, cascade into wildfire and time warp
GET FUCKED
>>24864411
>want to make turbo mill modern for laffs
>price of Snappys rocketed
>>24865604
>too lazy to sign up for tappedout
Here's the creatures, I'll dump the rest in a second
"I have to sacrifice how many permanents?!"
Commander: Kruphix
1x Artisan of Kozilek
1x Kalonian Hydra
1x Managorger hydra
1x Bane of bala ged
1x Ulamog's PathRaker
1x Prophet of Kruphix
1x Nissa Vastwood Seer
1x Eldrazi Skyspawner
1x Giant Adephage
1x Nest Invader
1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
1x Vastwood Hydra
1xProgenitor Mimic
1x Polukranos
1x Neurok Comando
1x Eyeless Watcher
1xPhrexian Hydra
1x Mist Intruder
1x blisterpod
1x Void Winnower
1x Scute mob
1x Master Biomancer
1x Ulamog's Crusher
1x Benthic Infiltrator
1x Kiora's Follower
1x Fathom Mage
1x Endless One
1x Hydra Broodmaster
1x Palace Familiar
1x Lorescale Coatl
1x Ruination Guide
1x Plaxcaster Frogling
1x Courser of Kruphix
1x Jalira, Master Polymorphist
>>24864411
Breaks up with me
Cuts contact
>>24865911
There's no way that cards like Blisterpod or Ruination Guide are actually good enough in EDH. You should play more value cards like Mulldrifter, Avenger of Zendikar, and Sakura-Tribe Elder.
>>24865861
That really is one of the best feelings.
Attacking with Narset into Enter the Infinite is pretty fucking great. Draw the whole library. Cast Lab Maniac. Have them cry as they try kill it and they walk into pact of negation
It's so good to crush people who piss you off. I went to a 'commanderfest' and was on a table with "that guy". The one who refers to the formats as type one and type 0.
Man I loved crushing him.
>>24865911
>Scute mob
Who can stop a mob of cuteness?
Man you love casting huge fucking fatties. I've been interested by Kruphix lately, g/u is one of the most fun combinations.
>>24865911
Here's the rest:
1x Garruk Wildspeaker
1x Garruk Primal Hunter
1x Kiora
1x plasm capture
1x divination
1x sudden reclaimation
1x anticipate
1x telling time
1x annul
1x worldly tutor
1x from beyond
1x animist's awakening
1x Stratus walk
1x ordeal of thassa
1x Curse of swine
1x call the scions
1x Aetherspouts
1x Aetherize
1x Artful dodge
1x whelming wave
1x call of the kindered
1x rancor
1x Aqueous form
1x blessed reincarnation
1x give and take
1x military intelligence
1x inaction injunction
1x thought scour
1x harmonize
1x mirror mockery
1x void snare
1x bow of nylea
1x from beyond
Notable lands:
Eldrazi Monument
Temple of the False gods
radiant fountain
thoroughwood falls
>>24865963
I run them because I need creatures that I can sac for master polymorphist and call of the kindered. I would be open to suggestions though, I just own all these cards. I only started a year ago.
>>24865738
i dont get why youd be jealous over a 20$ card
want me to bend them for you senpai?
>>24866034
I'd suggest something like Treasure Cruise, seems like it could be pretty great in your deck. Maybe something disgusting like Prophet of Kruphix or Teferi aswell. I like the deck though, it's simple play shit and smash em style.
That does seem like a fun list though,
>gf is very self-deprecating
>>24865989
Yessir, I love casting huge fatties, and this deck gives people fits at my local comic shop. The whole strategy is to stall until you can drop kruphix, then cycle through the whole deck until you get something game breaking.
I just tried to surprise my gf by giving her some food while she's sick and she just seemed irritated.
>>24866130
I actually run and can fish prophet of kruphix pretty easily. Teferi looks disgusting though. If I could cast things as though they had flash things would be seriously stubborn. Treasure cruise is another card I've been looking for, but after playing me, my friends refuse to trade me one.
>>24866167
what kind of food was it?
maybe she wasn't hungry or doesn't like people touching stuff she's going to eat.
>>24866181
I understand that. I'm pretty lucky that my playgroup enjoy me playing really strong stuff. It's at a point where I die first every EDH game. But god do they love it and so do I, because occasionally I can win against them all.
Ye Teferi is fun, and (I WOULD NOT SUGGEST THIS IF YOU WANT FRIENDS), but along with it play knowledge pool.
Everything cast will become part of the stack. And erhm. Yeah well they can only cast things at sorcery speed. So they can't cast spells.
It's pretty funny.
>>24866232
Oh man that reminds me of one of my favorite combos in my xenagos deck.
>drop xenagos
>next turn drop wurmcoil engine, swing
>following turn drop enlarge and temur battlerage
My friend mike shit his pants when I hit him for 22 double strike lifelink death touch trample.
>>24866219
It was some fruit. I told her I was going to bring her something, just not when. Probably just didn't like someone showing up out of the blue while she's ill.
I only played casual with some friends. At the end, we basically just printed all of our cards instead of wasting $hundreds. So glad I did, because we stopped playing again recently. It seems to cycle up once every 5 or so years with us. Sadly, I got in the game at 4th edition and missed all the pricey shit way back.
Also, the guy we used to buy our cards from is doing time for murdering his wife. True story. First murderer I've ever met.
Hey friends, should I sell my vendillion clique and get some modern masters packs, or keep it and hope it goes up in price?
>>24866320
That must be fun as fuck. I've never even hit someone with a creature for more than 8 points of damage before. Just sitting on aetherling and hitting. I tend to win through some silly combo or just having them concede.
Or, the best card of them all.
Sideboard Palace Siege in standard for esper control.
I'm not saying it's good but when you make a game go on for 30+ turns with palace siege and they finally die. The salt your opponent will have is unreal. Genuinely the best salt inducing card of all time.
>>24866034
alright i'll point out all the cards that you could easily replace with MUCH better ones
>nest invader
>neurok commando
>mist intruder
>eyeless watcher
>phyrexian hydra
>blisterpod
>benthic infiltrator
>endless one
>palace familiar
>ruination guide
>plaxcaster frogling
>courser of kruphix
>sudden reclamation
>anticipate
>telling time
>annul
>animist's awakening
>stratus walk
>ordeal of thassa
>call the scions
>aetherspouts
>aetherize
>artful dodge
>call of the kindred
>rancor
>aqueous form
>blessed reincarnation
>give//take
>inaction injunction
>thought scour
>void snare
>if it isn't a typo, the second copy of from beyond
cards you should have:
venser, shaper savant
mulldrifter
tidings
fact or fiction
cryptic command
counterspell
bribery
desertion
explosive vegetation
skyshroud claim
nature's lore
farseek
hunting wilds
ranger's path
sakura-tribe elder
evacuation
oracle of mul daya
cyclonic rift (this is hugely important, card is insane)
eternal witness
greenwarden of murasa
acidic slime
deadwood treefolk
rush of knowledge
opportunity
recross the paths
>>24866367
All the friends I got into with stopped playing, but I ended going to tournaments so I'm still playing.
>>24866401
you should sell it, there's no reason it'd go up
don't buy more packs with the money though
>>24866401
Magic is dying and the rarest of cards are losing value. Sell them when you can while Magic is still relevant.
>>24866428
Yeah that's a pretty good list of suggestions.
You gotta remember what you want to do though, if none of your play group is competitive at all for EDH then suggestions like these might just piss people off.
>>24865544
Lemme get out if class and I will
>>24866428
Shit senpai that looks much better. I saved the list and I'm going to work on picking that stuff up. Might take me a while, but hey i have time. Thanks a million!
>>24864411
If he wants to mill, maybe you should dredge
>>24864865
Shut up Chad
>>24866464
I wouldn't say Magic is dying. It's still the most popular card game out there after 20 years.
Still, Modern staples are dropping in price pretty quickly. Sell what you don't want as soon as you can.
>>24866411
Oh you're one of those silly control players, aren't you? Not my style, but I have a lot of respect for it. My record for damage in a turn was a 64 power kalonian hydra on turn 7, then I dropped chandra's ignition for maximum overkill.
>Playing without sleeves
>>24866666
I know people who unironically do this, satan-anon.
>>24866666
cheqd sir
>>24866666
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh why I can be a normie rrrreeeeeeeeeeee
>>24866666
I've only played against someone who didn't use sleeves once.
I knew as soon as I sat down that it would one of my easiest wins ever, Satan.
>>24866666
>playing with custom anime sleeves
>>24866728
I won a 1k a couple years ago after playing against someone without sleeves round 1. My friends couldn't cheer against me any harder
>>24866728
>make a new deck
>running short on sleeves
>decide to run it bareback for a tourny
>neckbeard I'm playing against visibly chortles
>turn one sol ring, sphere of the suns, mox opal, kiora's follower
>turn two prophet of kruphix
>>24864411
Fuck
Off
Normie
Go
Back
To
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24866464
>magic is dying
Well memed my friend
>>24865544
Not gunna lie looks a little wonky, I haven't seen combo elves in a while. Honestly might be better going traditional coco elves. It's pretty good right now
>>24866919
Here's what it's modelled from. It's a fair bit stronger than you might think.
But yeah I have all my Coco stuff too, depends what I sleeve up on the day due to meta shit.
>>24866994
RIP FORGOT LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTTtkVTeV2U
>>24866994
Oh okay well if you have that stuff then cool. Also you didn't link anything. Lemme get home and I'll take a better look at it
>>24867018
Forgot ur trip too kek
>>24867032
Yeah I'm also posting on /a/ where I'm not using this trip.
Fucking Steins;Gate 0 anticipation is murdering me.
Sure, also when you get back would you mind posting your mentor list. I'd like to have a look.
Also side note just picked up a Zur the Enchanter. What are some rad dad enchantments I can throw into an edh Deck with him?
>>24866908
>People who play a card game with a buy in price of almost $1,000 are normies.
No, you fuck off.
>>24867065
Yeah sure. I'll kind of have to pull it out of my ass cus it's taken apart but you'll see it
Also I need to finish all the steins gays routes
>>24867091
Perplexing Chimera
>>24867115
Nice.
But yeah I'm looking to finish it too. Hopefully it won't take 6 years for the sequel to be translated.
>>24867091
Aegis of the gods
Athreos, God of Passage
Edilon of countless battles
I haven't played since 1998. Would any deck circa 1998 be viable?
I dont understand these threads?
Are we gonna have these all the time now?
Because it really doesnt make sense on r9k.
The only thing thats actually r9k about it is the bait at the beginning.
Does that mean that r9k content is just all bait?
>>24867216
Viable in legacy, but almost certainly expensive.
>>24867225
Yup.
>>24867243
I've looked up prices of cards. They actually went down since 98.
>4th edition serra angel 5 bucks back then
>like 2 bucks now
>>24867243
So a significant part of my life is basically bait posting and ironic memes.
>>24867285
serra angel got reprinted in one of the newer sets. Look through your commons and uncommons, you might have some gems.
>>24866666
i literally dont understand why people have a problem against this. i mean, its not even your cards and the lack of sleeves on the cards doesnt reflect on the ability of the player in any meaningful way.
Is 4chan back alive
>>24867406
I hope
mute the normies not me reeee
>>24867216
White Weenies (small white creatures/tokens and buff effects) and Red deck wins(mono red deck, low curve, fast) have been in existence ever since. If you took out the old psychatog deck itd stomp most decks nowadays.
Creatures are much better and spells are much worse now. Zoo is a real deck and there is a vanilla 2 drop thats around 200 american dollars. Counterspells are 3 mana and lightning bolt is op. he game is no longer synergy between cards (psychatog + upheaval, Balance + zuran orb, Survival of the fittest + Basking Rootwala) and is moved into very dense, very high value individual cards (Siege Rhino, Jace, Vryns Prodigy; Den Protector)
Extended no longer exists, Standard is the last 2 sets, Modern is Mirrodin and up, legacy is everything + a banlist and Vintage is everything.
t. Pox/stax player
Will there ever be a set where there's no explanation for abilities?
(Deathtouch, Vanishing, Vigilance, etc)
>>24867554
you gunna start making these threads everyday?
also mines a lot like http://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/modern-esper-mentor#paper
except I only run 2 creeping tar pits and one slaughter pact mainboard. Also no Sorin. Instead I run visions and some different lands
>>24867954
Why would that do that
Reminder text is already cut off if needed on rares, there's no reason for no reminder text at all
>>24867958
Maybe not every single day, between exams, church, doto 2 and a few other things my time is limited, but I will certainly make them at least once a week if not more.
MTG threads that is, not this queer boyfriend shit.
The deck seems interesting?
What kind of matchups are you favoured in.
I IMAGINE you'd be strong against something like Twin and perhaps struggle with Abzan?
Or am I just speaking bullshit. Either way, having a deck with both remand and Snapcaster in is one that looks fun.
>>24868020
people should play with a list of reminder text so card text isn't so small ;)
>tfw no naked mtg sessions
>>24868077
>church
fundie
>doto
bad game
but really, I was favored against delver when that was a deck, Jund sort of because tokens make Jund sad, Infect, and some other random stuff I can't remember. I don't play the deck too often anymore, really only play Jund recently.
And yeah snap remand is lots of fun, part of the reason I want to play twin.
>>24868158
Memes.
Danker meme.
Yeah I can see this deck rolling over Infect, probably raped Merfolk aswell. I might sleeve up a proxy version of it and test some matchups. A deck like this or Twin are what I'd be interested playing next. Or Lantern.
Anyway I'm off to sleep, but I intend to make some MTG threads now I now people are somewhat interested, maybe I'll post tournament results and what not.
Goodnight.
Any other legacy fags in here? I just finished up a red stompy list and Its been putting up the numbers at local tournaments. I think it might be because my meta doesnt have Miracles in it though.
>>24868516
Me, but I dont ever get to play. Probably going to sell my deck to play legacy on MTGO
>>24868562
What deck? Got a list? Any gp/open experience?
>>24868623
Traditional non legendary Miracles. Has everything but a clique and flusterstorms. And no, I don't really have the time to do anything like that right now unfortunately
>tfw don't know how to play magic but used to spend all day making them on that magic card maker website
>literally made hundreds
>tfw they deleted all cards associated with my account because I made a few that made fun of jews
Seriously
I do one thing creative
And it all disappears
No I didn't save them cause I figured they would be safe on the cloud
Everything I do is immediately erased
It's like I have failure goblins following me around all the time, making me fail
I'd love to be good at magic though but the fact that it costs money is off-putting
I used to be good at yugioh but I can't in2 the current meta
I'm such a bore nobody will ever want to be my bf
>>24868734
get MSE
it's free andit's what I use
>>24868638
>miracles
I was at gp new jersey and got to day 2 with my pox list, mostly because of all the delver.
Matches 1 2 and 3 of day two were miracles and I got buttfucked for it.
Worst part is miracles was a deck I wanted to play but could never afford. Now Its a deck I buttfuck along with 3/4 of the format. Cant do shit to reanimator and dredge though
>>24867327
The only scenarios where youd play without sleeves is if youre an idiot or want to mark your cards.
Neither situation seems profitable
>>24868849
What can I say I'm a control player at heart
Sick deck, always wanted to play pox. And yeah I couldn't really afford it either so i sold all my other cards for it. And then again for Jund
>>24868902
With Dig out of the way its a ton better. I swapped out the ravens for mox diamonds since that picture. Give me a bit and Ill do my stompy list and my Mono-G storm lists next.
I love living somewhere with a thriving legacy community. just 9 rich white guys playing cards every week. Literally living the dream. Shame legacy threads on /tg/ get derailed by modern peasants shitposting
>>24868990
Yeah I'm glad dig's gone, its too good. Plus fuck omnitell.
Im pretty jealous, I could take a 30 minute drive every other sunday to play but I just never get around to it. Thats why I want to start playing online
real or fake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O6HVsdi0P4
>>24868786
oh shit thanks anon
I've just been using excel lately (but not as much since losing my other shit demoralized me a bit)
This will be far more fun
>>24869016
I never minded omnitell with pox. We had a guy play it and play it well but he dropped it for high tide a month in. Wanted something harder to pull off and sturdier.
Now he plays infect and He loves it so much he made a Rafiq infect EDH
>>24869276
Sounds like a pretty healthy meta. I'm jealous
>>24864411
Clearly you've never played again 8Rack.
>>24869367
Its sweet. You dont know butthurt until you cause a burn player get up and leave a gp. Fuck burn players.
Why not go to a thing 30 minutes away? If you had the resources to build miracles and jund you must be able to get to a tourney somehow
>>24869507
Speak of the devil
>>24867285
Creatures in the first years were severely underpowered, while regular spells were overpowered. It's now the opposite, e.g. Siege Rhino.
>>24864411
why would you associate with scum that plays mill?
>>24869660
Not gunna lie, a lot of it is me feeling like an outsider at the LGS. I'm already pretty shitty with people i dont know, and that kinda doubles when I feel like people don't want me there
>>24869740
Well you DO play miracle.s But really, fuck em. Bad magic players dont want you there its more likely because you are taking their money than a personality thing. Im a cock to most other players because its, at its core, an autistic yacht club.
>>24869835
Honestly I think its mainly my feelings, not theirs. Its probably all in my head. I stick to the LGS down here where I know everyone and am friends with many of them. When I'm not nervous I can consistently top 4. Plus modern is fun
>>24869883
Im sure modern is fun in other places but my meta is entirely combo and combo and combo. Maybe 4 meme rhinos between 27-30 regular players. I built rack half because pox had the expensive bits and half because I was free money until Leyline of sanctity showed up. Birthing pod did nothing wrong.
>>24870050
Jesus, thats insane. We have a pretty healthy meta maybe leaning towards burn/ other aggro decks.
>>24870100
Our modern meta sucks ass. It would take one good jund/junk player to walk in, slap our shit and just take 50 a week in store credit. I do not have the fucks given to do that. For 4 goyfs I could build MUD. Id rather build MUD.
If you want a fun modern list one of our guys built a reliable turn three storm list. Dies instantly to leyline of sanctity but g1 He tears people up. Puresteel, zero drop equipment and molten nursery.
>>24870181
Oh man where are you, I'll totally take 50 dosh a week.
But yeah Goyfs are crazy. I never thought I would play Jund until I proxied the deck and played it for a bit. I fell in love with it. Its just so satisfying to play with such value. I don't regret it
Also yeah link that shit
Currently playing literally the sweetest deck I've ever played. Really hope wizards doesn't think Goryo's needs a ban.
Creature (14)
1 Griselbrand
4 Jace, Vryn's Prodigy Flip
3 Obzedat, Ghost Council
1 Restoration Angel
3 Snapcaster Mage
2 Tasigur, the Golden Fang
Instant (14)
1 Dispel
3 Goryo's Vengeance
1 Logic Knot
2 Murderous Cut
3 Path to Exile
4 Thought Scour
Sorcery (10)
1 Damnation
2 Inquisition of Kozilek
4 Serum Visions
1 Supreme Verdict
2 Thoughtseize
Land (22)
2 Celestial Colonnade
4 Flooded Strand
2 Godless Shrine
3 Hallowed Fountain
2 Island
2 Plains
4 Polluted Delta
1 Swamp
2 Watery Grave
>>24869740
I hate this feel. Even when I do well at draft super nerds bitch about me being slow. I cant believe I feel bullied by autists
I used to love magic until I realized how F2P MMO cash-shopesque it is.
>>24870316
"Dude you would have won the game 5 turns earlier if you just did X"
>>24870316
Don't let them bully you. Tell them to call you for slow play if they seriously think you're being slow (and watch as a judge laughs at them
>>24870292
Upstate new york. This is the list as best I remember
>>24870316
Fuck em. They cant defend their dojo then they gotta pay the toll
>>24870532
Forgot list
>>24864411
>she hates watching anime, 4chan and computer games
>but loves big bang theory and what she calls "nerd stuff" like marvel hero movies
>to beta to tell her anyway
FUCK YOU I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED MY EX TO BE BETTER THAN ME AT MAGIC
SHE NEVER SHOWED ANY INTEREST
FUCK YOU
>>24864522
Would rather have a GF to Reset High Tide too so she can garbage can me with green blk shit. Or put her in prison with white blue. Such a girl doesn't exist for me.
Now I'm fucking sad and need to do something about my current GF.
>>24865300
Those aren't original.
have an xbone and continue to purchased newly released overpriced games for it as well as dlc
now i'm an autistic manchild
but i don't buy from companies who actively try to fuck me over, only to scribble back and be all "hahahaaa just joking roflmao xD now pls buy from us we want your money"
fucking cunt claims to be such a huge fan of the souls games
yet still bought an xbone
knowing that sony would get another exclusive souls game
it's her favorite series
but nah imma buy an xbone
BECAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE ONE
AND OH GOD WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT FRIENDS
YOU DAFT FUCKING CUNT JESUS CHRIST THIS SHIT MAKES ME GO INTO FULL AUTISM RAGE EVERY TIME
>>24864986
For two color decks? Nigga, you can get dual lands for cheap, it's not that hard.
>>24864865
>the fuck is this nerd shit? Grow the fuck up
>he says on /r9k/
>>24865282
They must have gotten a few super lucky rolls and taken down the main pieces in their army for them to have given up in 5 minutes
>>24872472
bloodborne was super good imo
>>24865681
I'm not the anon you were responding to, but what you're saying is literally impossible for anyone playing with standard rules. It was either a homebrew rule set or not Warhammer
>>24865681
>3 other dudes got in on the match and the 5 player match lasted less than 10. claim all you want, but the wall clock didn't lie.
How many pieces? It takes like 5 minutes to move a 1000 point army and that's if you came with all your range and movement sticks and no one consults the rules
>>24872893
haven't played it because i'm too much of a poor cunt to afford a ps4, seems rad though
dlc too, seems like good fuckign stuff
i'm sure the woman would've loved it
BUT NAH IMMA BUY AN XBONE HURR LOL
>>24866411
A few months ago in standard I had a weird gruul Hydra beat down deck, and it was not unheard of for me to swing for upwards of 700
>>24872956
come over to my house we can play it
>>24869660
is that a piss jug?
>>24866759
There's always that one guy with the custom anime sleeves, with matching playmat, deckbox, optional dice, and bad personal hygiene.
>>24867091
Daybreak coronet is pretty nifty if you're running auras.
>>24868734
Don't worry anon, they were probably all shit anyway
>>24873282
You need to throw it on something with Hexproof or else you're just painting a giant bullseye on your creature
>>24873567
Well yeah, but I run it in an uril edh deck so that's never a problem.
>feels good when I'm swinging for 30 with double strike, flying, vigilance, lifeline, annihilator 2 and trample, inflicting commander damage.
>>24864411
She does this funny thing where she pretends not to know me and acts like this other guy is her boyfriend. You should see her in action, she's a riot.
>>24873668
*lifelink
Just fuck my shit auto-correct
