Hallo /r9k/.
I posted on this board a month ago about setting up a robot colony. Some weeks ago the whole idea came to reality when i bought a 260 acre plot of land in Maine north of mount Washington (on the maine side).
So now i have a lot of land and a hut there and im looking for fellow minded robots that would like to create our own colony and live a life without job etc.
Requirements to join: (btw im looking for 9 people).
-You must be able to work 2-6 hours a day depending on the time of the year.
- You must be able to feed yourself for the first year (we will all have to give money to buy groceries).
- Be able to join this spring
I have enough money to pay for upgrades and the goal is that we all have a ~12feetx12feet room and common areas.
If anybody is up for this i will leave my mail and we will have 1 skype inteview and when you arrive we have a 3 months period where we will evaluate you
No way I'm joining, but I'm intrigued. Are you planning to live off the land? How?
>>24864338
>No way I'm joining, but I'm intrigued. Are you planning to live off the land? How?
Enough space to farm the land in the summer.
Keep goats for milk and meat + fish.
Plant trees and bushes with berries. Also i have a lot of money from my family that i can live off if i couldnt grow anything
>>24864458
Well then. Good luck, sounds like it could be pretty cool.
ill join you wont regret choosing me. contact information??
>>24864303
Architectbot here.
You serious nigger?
I would join ... but I live in europe ...
A handful of robots will take the bait and die in deep in the woords of washington
>>24864303
Sounds great, anon. I've always dreamt of doing that, sadly i have no money and i'm from austria so there's that.
Either way, good luck
This is a terrible idea. Who would want to live with a bunch of mentally unstable people in the woods?
Chippiebot here. Witnessed the Fail of such a project often enough. It's the human Factor.
Good Luck
I'd be interested. Is it real? Is there water/ electricity? Who is we?
>>24864542
Thanks
>>24864600
Yes i got the land so ofc im srs
>>24864580
ill set up a mail
>>24864620
>>24864644
Dahm such is life
>>24864670
Why do you want to live wiht a bunch of mentally unstable people in the city?
>>24864678
Thanks lets see, maybe ill live there alone
>>24864303
>robot colony
We all know this is going to end in one big sausage orgy
>>24864763
I would marry a homobot to join this project(europebot).
>cum brownies
>some robot will probably murder us to be known as the edgelord who killed the whole r9k colony
>other boards will infiltrate to harm us
>roasties and normies will come to ridicule us
I really like your idea OP, but the possibility of bad things happening is high with people who come from a taiwanese cartoon board.
>work
What are you some kind of wageslave?
Is there a welfare program?
>>24864303
I would join but I'm black and your people would probably lynch me
This is one of my dreams
OP, I own chickens and I strongly suggest you get yourself a coop of them, the fencing to protect them will be a bitch though. They love kitchen scraps and grass and bugs, and in the spring and summer they'll give you so many eggs, it's good eats.
Also if I were you I'd buy a huge amount of flour in bulk and make bread every day, maybe go hunt for small game or even large game if you're game, and make pizza and jerky and stuff by keeping an active yeast culture. You could really stay cozy. I hope you have a stream nearby and a filter setup, and you may want to do a pollution check to be safe.
Can we have a greenhouse and grow recreational plants, OP?
Cool idea m8, I wish you the best, can people come and visit/join later on?
>>24864303
Proof or GTFO. I've seen threads like this before and none have panned out.
But if you are serious, I'm good with electricity and you'll need an electrician.
>>24864763
>end in one big sausage orgy
The big sausage orgy is only the beginning
bump for OP. I want to hear more about this
Im also interested but i live in england.
Shame to cos i can do boring monotonous work for hours on end.
will there be free gfs provided to us?
where did OP go ;_;
Once again, this is fucking retarded and nobody is going to take it seriously
>>24864303
You do realise you'll the police and intelligence agencies will be closely watching the colony, thinking it's a commune for a cult.
Especially after they find everyone calls each other a robot, expresses similar opinions and use the handshake.
>>24866883
>i live in england
That's fine, we've already decided to take in some Syrian refugees.
>>24867620
must have gotten tired of pretending and left.
>>24867695
>the handshake
Do not mention the handshake in a public thread please
I wouldn't be interested in joining but it would be cool to visit. Will you take visitors OP?
what about a minecraft server for robots? seems the same as what op is offering.
+ gives the robots who do not live nearby to join.
Are we going to have adventures though? Like were not just going to be playig the banjo around a fire for fun right? Were going to go there and back again?
This sounds like an anime tbqh, I would join but unfortunately I am joining the boy scouts for adults known as the army.
>>24864303
There is a concept called "The Zone", which explains why having a state outside the mainstream law is a bad idea. People could get killed knowing that the common system doesn't work there.
sounds like a good way to get killed / raped
I think a big factor that would stop people from joining is lack of females
however there is an easy solution: we all could have gay sex
but you should require STD tests to get into the colony, AIDS is not very fun t.bh
>>24868187
I'm female and I like this idea since modern society has nothing to offer me and I feel displaced in this present era but I know I'd eventually be gangraped by the other inhabitants/have shit like food withheld from me in exchange for sex.
Anyway it's a nice idea even if it will never work. Good luck OP.
c*u*l*t*
do we share piss jugs?
>>24868277
You would like that though
>>24868682
Why would I like having my bodily autonomy forcefully removed from me by 8 sex-crazed robots.
>>24868703
because lesbian lol
>>24868649
And poop jugs
>>24868703
Who wouldn't want that shit?
>>24868703
If they were attractive and interesting I would any time
>>24868848
There aren't enough ways of communicating "Nope" in my vocabulary right now to express my revulsion of this idea because A., I'm monogamous and only interested in longterm relationships, and B., I can't have sex with people I don't love, hence why my body count is stuck at the high, high number of 1.
Why are men such sluts
>>24864303
I live near there, please let me join im suicidal.
>6'4
>300+
>stronk
I can lift things and be security
OP is going to to sell us and our delicate, unworked and effeminate robot bodies into sexual slavery or kill us and chop us up and sell us to meat markets
Prove me wrong you can't
Don't fall for the ruse
What will you do when the county/state/feds roll in and start demanding some gibmedats?
>>24869212
>high number of 1
Fooking sloot tbqh familia.
>>24864303
I grew up in Maine and this sounds tight
>>24864303
>robot colony
>skype interview
>>24869212
>high number of 1.
If he isn't still your bf, then you're a slut.
>>24870441
He is.
>isbloxx
Sounds like Waco 2.0 to me familia.
OP is a total mark.
you're just asking to be taken advantage of, it's sad
>>24864303
jonestown 2.0
>>24864303
This could be cool, but fuck Maine dude. Or at least fuck camping in Maine in the winter.
Instead, let's buy like 3 acres of jungle in puerto rico and get some plane tickets. Don't even need a passport to go there, win-win
