any seinfeld fans here ever noticed this?
>>24863941
George doesn't work even if he goes to work
who /kramer/ here
ever notice theyre all fukin kikes and shaped your personality into a FUKIN retard!!!
So NEET is always bottom of the barrel?
>>24863995
I'm Kramer with George's personality. Life's tough
>>24864029
not if you turn the barrel upside down.
>>24864007
It's not like they're greedy jews or anything though. I didn't even know they were jewish when i watched it as a young teen.
How the fuck does kramer pay his rent fuck women? Without working or even dating.
Is he living the neet dream?
I'm like an unemployed George who never gets laid. And doesn't have 3 friends. Kill me SENPAI.
>>24864097
Wagekeks hate him!
Local neet finds out this weird trick which will let you become kramer.
George and Kramer are the only good main characters the others are normies.
>>24864097
Jerry pays his rent so he can have a goldmine of inspiration for his stand up
>>24864158
Basically Seinfeld is a jew mooching of Kramer.
WHY IS KRAMER SO BASED!
WHY!
HOW CAN A MAN BECOME AS BASED AS HIM!
>>24864097
Gambling and he acquired a fortune.
Who wishes kramer was his friend here?
Literally every episode:
>Seinfeld insults George for le epic laughs
>George complains how ugly he is right before landing a 6-8/10 woman
>Kramer comes up with idiotic scheme
>George screws up and gets dumped
>Kramer's scheme goes bad
>Elaine is irrelevant
>>24864223
I thought it was law suits
>>24864223
NEET DREAM!
>>24864258
FUCK YOU
KRAMER AND GEORGE ARE THE BEST
KRAMER
kRAMER
KREAMMMMMER
who here loves kramer so much!!
kramer is king
KRAMER IS NEET KING
THIS IS NOW A KRAMER THREAD SAY HOW MUCH YOU APPRECIATE KRAMER!
REPEAT AFTER ME!
KRAMER IS NEET KING!
>>24864364
kRAMER iz NEET KING SENPAI
>>24863941
Sorry op kramer was a hustler a master ruse man.
http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/all-of-kramers-jobs-and-schemes-on-seinfeld.html#
>>24864258
>Elaine is irrelevant
You mean, she says something benign that really REALLY offends someone and comes up with some round about way of trying to convince them she's a good person without apologizing.
>>24863977
>go to work
>nap under desk all day
solid move georgie boy
>Kramer thread
>On 4chinz
This is a Costanza image board, newfags
>>24864720
KRAMER IS KING
KRAMER IS KING
KRAMER IS KING
George is pretty cool though ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRiAM_jjZkI
tbf, this summary is pretty accurate... Kramer is the model NEET we should all aspire to be.
>tfw you're George on a bad day and Kramer on a good day
>>24863941
i didn't notice that
i did notice that
>the jew is the best
>the catholic italian is a pathetic mess
>the german is a doofus that relies on the jew
>the jew fucks the white girl
>>24865308
LOL shes not white FGT. shes a fucking Jewess.
>>24865366
her character is white, familia
>>24865308
also i forgot to mention
>the white girl is a "serial dater" (read: huge slut)
who /larry/ here?
>George not the NEET
There was a whole season where he had to move back to his parents house when he lost his job.
>Kramer: Jerry! JERRY!
>Jerry: Oh what now?
>Kramer: Did you know they're selling roast beef sandwiches at Monk's?
>Jerry: So what?
>Kramer: So what? SO WHAT? How can you say that! It's literally the vagina of the sandwiches, and not just any sandwiches, the used up-stretched out sandwiches!
>Jerry: Well that's repulsive! Who's beta enough to buy stretched out roast beef sandwiches? How are they planning to sell them?
>*George runs in laughing, holding two takeaway bags in his hands*
>George: Guys! Guys! You'll never guess what they're selling at Monk's!
>*Jerry and Kramer exchange looks*
>*funky bass*
>>24865962
pretty funny tbf
>Kramer: You see this sandwich, Jerry?
>Jerry: You mean her vagina looks like roast beef?!
>Kramer: Like the aftermath of dad attempting to cut the christmas turkey with a power drill *imitates drilling noises*!!
>>24865556
I just watched the season 5 finale. God, that was dumb.
I hope they keep playing Seinfeld until the end of time. Greatest thing television has ever produced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZZOmjO5Ww
>George: So... then I punched her
>Jerry: You punched your oneitis?!!
>George: Well she wouldn't stop screaming, I panicked!
>Jerry: Why were you groping her anyway? That's not the George Costanza I know
>George: My PUA mentor told me I need to get rough and direct in order to get women to like me, it seemed like a good idea
>Jerry: PUA mentor?
>George: Newman
>Jerry: Newman...!
>>24866195
Its' pretty good but of course you stole the jokes from both seinfeld and r9k.
>Kramer: Hey Jerry you got any tomato juice?
>Jerry: Yeah there's some in the ba- *sniffs* what's that smell?
>Elaine: I smell that too *smells Kramer* it's Kramer! You smell like piss!
>Kramer: Yeeeeah.. I had a little accident with my pee bottles *grabs a jug full of tomato juice from the fridge*
>Elaine: Pee bottles?
>Kramer: Well you know sometimes you're having a good time on your computer and you need to go, but you're just too lazy to get up so you pee in a bottle
>Jerry: Euugh! That's just nasty!
>Elaine: What's with the tomato juice? Wouldn't that just make you pee more?
>Kramer: Oh I'm not going to drink it, I'm peeing in this jug! I bet it's much easier to empty and won't splash all over the place
>>24865366
Still a hot jewess that I would hand my dick over to.
>>24866254
I simply took the characters and set them in r9k influenced Seinfeld universe, it's all original material. I used to make lengthy r9k Seinfeld threads and they were appreciated, but lately they've been shunned because newfriends and normies cannot appreciate them.
I sometimes find them on screencaps floating all over the internet. Picture related, someone made the "best of" compilation and posted it toleddit. I wrote the first 3 stories, all from scratch.
>>24866425
Pretty good desu. I read them in their voice and mannerisms was spot on.
>>24865308
Pretty sure Costanza is Jewish, m8.
>>24865990
tbf is not a meme.
>Frank: That's it! No more! Tendie Tuesday is cancelled!
>George: Oh c'mon dad, be reasonable!
>Frank: From this moment on, the Costanza residence is chicken tender free zone!
>George: I WANT TENDIES NOOOOOOOOW!!
>Estelle: Oh just give Georgie some tendies!
>George. TENDIES NOOOOOOOOW!!!!
>>24866425
These are pretty good
>>24866551
>Jerry: He canceled the Tendie Tuesday?!
>George: Canceled the Tendie Tuesday! Chicken tender no more!
>Jerry: Did you try that "Give me tendies, nooow" routine of yours?
>George: Tsh, that's my go-to tactic, but no dice
>Jerry: Well did you try that "reeeee" thing?
>George: Are you insane?! I'm not going to risk the Fishsticks Friday for that!!
>>24864097
He has a lot of money from the various lawsuits he's won with Jacky Chiles
>>24863995
/kramer/ here
FUCK ALL NIGGERS!
>>24865308
George was also a jew you dumb kuck
>>24865962
>>24866031
>>24866195
>>24866350
>>24866551
>>24866625
That was some funny shit man. I legit keked lol. Thank you my famy
>>24866551
>Doug: Hey Arthur, did you see Carry ?
>Arthur: No sorry, Douglas.
>Doug about to go
>Arthur: Douglas, wait a minute, pls. I want to show you my presentation of different characters for pantomime in the Senior Centre tonight
>Doug makes one of his squeezy faces, but Arthur doesn't notice or care
>He makes some major moves and put his arms up and down, chimping out and screaming
>Doug. What the hell are you doing there? He is about to go, again
>Arthur: Douglas, wait! Tell me please who I want to mime
>Douglas: I don't know, maybe Goofy ?
>Arthur: No, it was Elliot Rodger.
>Douglas steps away with his fuck off face
>>24866861
He's Italian and Catholic in the show. His Italian family roots are referenced couple of times, and his dad invented festivus as an alternative for christmas because he was so tired to spend money every year on christmas shit, and as we all know jews don't celebrate christmas.
Thus he's an Italian Catholic.
>>24865165
I see a lot of Kramer in myself, the scene where he told that girl that she's pretty but she needs a nosejob and everyone lost their shit about it, I relate so hard to his honesty, even the part about the girl wanting to date him afterwards wasnt so farfetched
>>24863941
Constanza's a robot though..
Kramer actually got laid though
>>24868273
It's offensive to say that non-virgins can't be robots, shitlord
>>24864258
Almost all of that was completely wrong.
>>24863995
I wish, I'm a George minus his magical ability to attract women for seemingly no reason, and without friends.
>>24864097
He's constantly gambling and trying to make money doing crazy shit like mediate a vintage raincoat transaction or turn his apartment into a smoking lounge.
>>24863941
Elaine is a slut. Have you noticed how Kramer always gets the girls and is happy while wagekek George is always anger and sad?
