This song was literally written for robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
>Can't go home alone again
>Need someone to numb the pain
The only way to get rid of >tfwnobf is to bring guys home with me.
Had a different guysevery week for months now. I'm just so lonely I can't stand this.
>>24863663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
fuck off
Quit your bitching, bitch. You have nothing to complain about.
Come on, these threads are just where trannys bait.
>>24863663
How about you just call Chad to stuff you with his dick, fucking slut.
Get the fuck out of here.
>>24863695
>>24863726
>>24863750
just go to clubs and people will want to go home with you
if you just went you'd see how easy it is
>>24863806
Fucking bullshit. This is honestly the most disingenuous advice anyone could give.
>>24863866
how would you know if you've never tried.
i don't know what all your virgins are complaining about, i can go and get a guy whenever i want.
like i've just never found one that we have a real special bond between
Women can't be robots senpai
>>24863924
You're a girl. You could be the shittiest human being in the world and still get a beta provider that will support you if you're a girl. And I've tried. I went to clubs with my friends but it is not as easy as you make it look.
Quit bitching that you cant find a real guy because you meke shitty decisions in your life.
>>24863979
you just don't want a girlfriend enough
be confident and charming and fix your appearance and you can easily get a gf, we're really not that picky
>>24863663
GET OUT HOLY SHIT
>>24863806
>>24863924
>>24864014
>im totes a gril guise 4 realsies
Please an hero.
As a fembot, I think that it really is hurtful that so many fellow robots claim to hate me. Why do you hate me? I haven't done anything to you, are you just bitter? Don't give up just because someone rejected you!
Being a fembot is one of the lonliest existences, even the robots here hate us, why can't I just find a tall handsome bf and not be lonely anymore?
This is a bait thread but girls really do that type of shit, then they cry when the guy hits it and doesn't call back, and they get another guy and do it again and again and again.
>>24864085
FEMALES CAN GET ANY GUY THEY WANT IN THE WORLD JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CUNT
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET A GF IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND I WILL DIE ALONE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU DUMB FUCKING ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking hate remixes so much holy shit.
I've never heard a remix that sounded better than the original.
Why even bother, fucking make something original you talentless fucks
>>24864014
>we're not that picky
Wew. That's bullshit. The sexual revolution made it so that girls only want the 10/10 guy, even if they're a 5/10, and it has been proven that girls are way more picky in sorting out their guys.
>you just don't want a girlfriend enough
Oh yeah, that's the problem, I don't want it enough. I havent swum over the Atlantic Ocean to find my gf. My fault.
>jus b urself
You ride the cock carrousel because it's easy for you so great advice from a true human bean.
>>24863663
>had a different guy every week
>but I'm still so lonely just like you guys :((
Fucking kill yourself. If this is bait then good job, I am genuinely mad. You are NOT lonely. Fuck you. What youre doing is essentially the same as going to a bunch of starving african kids and saying "oh the only thing ive had to eat all day is mcdonalds, im totes just as hungry as you guys, we're all starving here." Go drink bleach you whore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs
woah
>>24864085
>Being a fembot is one of the lonliest existences
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHH sure.
>Don't give up just because someone rejected you!
Yeah, you're one to give advice. You should become a motivational speaker.
>As a fembot, I think that it really is hurtful that so many fellow robots claim to hate me. Why do you hate me? I haven't done anything to you, are you just bitter?
Nobody here hates you personally, they hate your attitude and your Tumblr-level of pity you demand.
>>24864085
Ok you're not even trying now. Come on, dude.
>>24863663
sir digby chicken ceasar
Wow. Lots of "fembots" online today.
Well, we killed it. Nice work, lads.
>fembot thread
I think you meant to say....
TRAIN THREAD MUTHAFUCKA!!!
CHOO CHOO
>>24864552
You're a saint train guy deliver us from the roasties
>>24864552
How bullied would you get if you told actual people around you that you're into watching trains?
>>24864667
Not at all since I work on the railroad.
>>24864591
Just doing my part.
Here's another song OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQJboDs0Jtk
Mystery!
Mystery!
Where for art thou, mystery!
I wish to know thou,
To dispel thous Mystery!
>>24864703
Is it sexual to you, the trains I mean?
I actually met a train-dude once, he had aspergers, of course.
Do you have aspergers?
>boyfriend visiting
>boyfriend and I are hanging out in living room
>roommate walks in and says "I GET IT, <boyfriend's name>, you're fucking Anon! You don't need to be tongue fucking her every time I walk in."
Roommate went on this long rant about how he isn't interested in being with me and how my boyfriend is making him uncomfortable by getting touchy with me every time he shows up. I have never made out with a guy just to show off or make someone jealous. Boyfriend claims he's not doing it on purpose. Roommate says that every time boyfriend realizes he is around, boyfriend wraps his arm around me and brings me closer to him. Roommate is claiming that boyfriend is purposely grabbing my ass, breasts, or making out with me the moment boyfriend realizes roommate is nearby. He says that my boyfriend doesn't have to worry about him stealing his girl because I'm too "tall" for him.
Is my boyfriend being rude in any way or is my roommate overreacting?
>>24864756
No, it's not sexual at all. No I don't have aspergers(which actually doesn't exist anymore. It's all just autism). I just like trains.
>>24864787
>having a partner
>on r9k
back to >>>/soc/ you fucking moron
>>24864787
Sounds like you guys need toCHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!
>>24864787
No one gives a shit about your normalfilth problems. Why do you come to this board if you have a fucking boyfriend? Fuck off bitch.
She was a mighty good road...
I have a boyfriend and I love coming here to laugh at you fat ugly losers.
>>24864839
Do you like old-timey steampunk-esque trains?
I fucking hate trains, at least it would give me some kind of understanding as to why - WHY - anyone would have an interest in trains.
To me, it seems like having an interest to forks.
>>24864925
>is male
>has bf
I might be lonely but at least I'm not getting rammed up the ass.
>>24864944
>Steam punk
They're just steam, brah.
Trains are big awesome huge pieces of machinery and it's interesting to find out how they work, and how the network is run. Then you start looking into the history of it all and it gets fascinating.
To each their own.
>>24863806
>have been to clubs at least five times in my life by myself
>tried dancing with grills
>they all said "ew" and ran back to other stacies
>22 years old and still a khv
Fuck you anon. And you aren't a woman.
>>24864975
Gimme your smallest train baka
>>24865004
Don't go to the clubs, man. Go down to the tracks. Feel the ground shake and hear the flanges squeal. Much better than feeling your bed shake and bitches squeal.
Women are overrated.
>>24865040
Would your prefered method of suicide involve a train running over you?
>>24865040
An hero is the only way out, but i already tried that.
>try to hang myself
>rope snaps when i jump off the chair
>mfw i'm weigh only 73 kilograms
>>24865010
Toot toot
I have smaller ones but the file size is too large.
>>24865060
Nooooo that's terrible and selfish, man.
>>24865097
What the fuck is wrong with you, guy? Just enjoy some trains. No need to get so dramatic.
>>24865138
Trains is the most autistic hobby besides MAYBE stamp collecting.
>>24865172
Eh, it's more than a hobby for me.
It's a career.
Out of the way roasties, we've got freight to move!
I love trains. They can take you so far away.
Can you post some F40PH?
>>24865294
They'll never cheat on you or break up with you for stupid shit either.
>>24865304
No. Fuck that. Fuck everything about F40PH.
I like how this thread ended up. We really need to nuke these cancerous fem"bot" threads. Self-moderation is the best way drive these sluts off our board.
>>24865344
Wow fuck you man
My favorite car from GM is a train.
>>24865374
Fuck me? Nah, fuck you!
>>24865344
What do you think of maglev trains op?
Had to do a paper on superconductivity and the meissner effect at uni before I dropped out.literally because >tfwnogf was too intense
>>24865405
Gimmick to only be used in places like Japan and China. It will never take over for freight service, so it will never be widely used.
Just take a plane instead.
>>24865192
It's my career too. I'm a legitimate hobo. You guys have no idea how miserable being a robot hobo is.
>>24865465
Get a real job, ya' bum. Hitch a train to Boys Town or something. Would be way better than riding the rails.
>>24865455
Sure it will never take over freight, but think about the speeds you can reach for commuter trains.
They're developing maglev trains that operate that operate in a vacuum.
With 0 air resistance and 0 friction, you'll be able to get to velocities yet unreached by manned vehicles.
>>24865537
Too expensive. Only useful for high density corridors where you can still get it up to speed. Everything else will just use regular rails. Everything further than that will just use planes.
I feel bad for my robot friends that don't have any talent. The only reason I made it out of the neet life is because I can draw. I make money doing art commissions. I can make a few hundred dollars a month if I get 3-5 art commissions. It's still not enough to pay rent or anything, but every month I'm able to buy new clothes. I'm slowly saving up to buy normie clothes so I can have something proper to wear at job interviews. I also buy multimedia software so I can do more types of commission work. Meanwhile my guy friend I used to chat with and have a thing for is still at home without a job and just does nothing all day. I can't talk to him anymore because we no longer relate.
>>24865277
But that's a passenger train, anon.
>>24863663
Well you could bet your life savings on the fact that I would never date a whore like you. I don't care for your excuses for why you do it. The fact is that you an inferior woman not worth my company. Just look at it from my perspective, why would I settle for less now when I just have to work hard and improve myself? I have ambitions you know, why would I want some broken woman?
this song was literally written for robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvGPAVTYfXI
>There is something about the rigid posture of a proper, authentic blind
>As if extended arms reached to pass his blindness onto others
>>24865596
>Implying people aren't just a special kind of freight
>The worst kind
>Whine, complain, make messes, and unpredictable
>>24865574
I don't think you're enough of a visionary trainchan
>best friend and I start living together
>after a lot of nervous talking, we talk each other into masturbating together while watching porn
>we sit side by side from each other and occasionally stroke each other
>after 5 minutes he cums , cleans himself up, and leaves
>make myself 4 more times
I think a guy masturbating beside a girl is overrated. Guys can't have multiple orgasms.
>>24865683
I'm a realist, amigo.
Railroads don't change very quickly. We're still using the same braking system from over 150 years ago.
Same basic signal system from over 100 years ago.
>>24865736
I think women are huge sluts and use their sexuality to manipulate people. Am I wrong?
>>24865502
I work all over the place. I have to work odd jobs like that because I'm too much of a fucked up autist to function in most workplaces.
>>24865892
Of course not... you aren't
>>24866098
Glad to see we have an understanding.
Every guy I dated always had a stubby 4-5 inch dick. At least though they were thick though. I always feel like sex is a bit empty though since I don't feel the fullness of it.
/r/ing based F40PH
>>24866158
My dick is 8,000 ft. long and 23,000 tons. I bet you wouldn't feel too empty then, slut.
>>24866158
Suck on this bitch
>>24863663
That is not a song made for robots. It is 100% fucking normie bullshit about partying and going out and having friends and shit to hang out with... but then the poor little normie has one problem and doesn't know how to deal with it because their life has been so perfect that they don't know how to deal with pain. Boo fucking hoo normie
Bitches like horse cock, right?
>>24866280
too big for me. Up side about only fucking a guy with a 5 inch dick is being able to take it all in and fuck him hard while being able to walk the next day.
>>24866158
welcome to reality bitch, it's the average dicksize.
also gtfo.
>>24865192
that's pretty awesome anon
>>24866486
I love being a big D man
>>24866622
It's pretty fun somedays.
My favorite part is going through a small town when schools are getting out and you have that school bus full of kids waving to you. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy waving back and telling the engineer to give the horn a couple of toots.
>>24865736
A lot of guys can actually, but not all.
>That feel when constipated
>Forced to use finger to flick out lumps of poop by inserting into my vagina and pushing down in a pushing motion
Sort of like if you have ever put a finger in your butt except in my vagina pushing down.
>masturbate while on period
>Walking home from uni in my cute summer shorts
>Start feeling wet going down my legs
>Look down and see nothing
>Wipe my hand on my inner thigh
>See a long 7-8 inch mucus like substance leading to my vagina
>Never knew what it was but I just brushed it into my hair hoping nobody noticed
>>24863663
>tfw no cool weeb girlfriends
I went to a convention one time. This fat girl into cosplay invited me and I went with her because I always wanted to go but never had someone to go with. She cosplayed as some homestuck character and spent both days chasing after weeb chad's cock. We ended up in some stranger's hotel room where she proceeded to get super drunk and throw herself at some guy dressed as archer. Then she whined and cried to me when she got kicked out because of how obnoxious she was being.
She was a huge SJW too. She still tries to invite me to cons.
>Mood sings due to period
>Boyfriend brought home a chocolate mouse instead of chocolate custard
>For some reason I am now in a fury throw it back at him and demand he gets me more
>He goes back to the store
>I start crying while hes gone
I have no clue why I got so mad, I fucking hate periods and what it does to your brain
>>24864743
fuccoff
>>24863663
STOP THESE THREADS. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
>>24867741
>boyfriend
Literally why are you posting in a fembot thread
You're gone and I gotta stay
High all the time
To keep you off my mind
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
High all the time
To keep you off my mind
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Spend my days locked in a haze
Trying to forget you babe
I fall back down
Gotta stay high all my life
To forget I'm missing you
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
>>24864743
write me more sonnets and i'll post more. :^)
