At least she tried I guess? How should I respond?
>>24862646
Ask her if she wants to be on the recieving end this time
>>24862646
Respond with "You are trying too hard"
Literally call the police and report her. Worst case, you get a slap on the wrist for reporting a joke. Best case, this bitch cries and deletes her account.
>>24862646
I remember your last thread.
She's in love with your fake chad profile. You could say anything and she'd still message you. See how far you can push her minimum requirements. Let's see how shallow she is and how much she wants Chad's 10incher
>>24862646
> its a chad tinder thread
these are so damn depressing. they also motivate me to look better though
>>24862646
Call her dumb, tell her to look up "vivisection", ask her if she'd like to see you practice on squirrels
>>24862688
This x1000
Let the Stacies feel the pain.
I just reported you to the FBI.
You're a sick fuck.
>>24864296
Are you literally retarded? The dumb hole is saying that, not op.
Fuck you even if this is bait. No one's allowed to be this fucking stupid.
>>24864399
N-no anon, I mean that's why OP should reply as. I knew I should have deleted my post and rewritten it.
>>24862646
>I-i'm funny but serious at the same time, i'm enigmatic and not like other girls, please notice me chad! ;~;
>>24864399
Newsflash you're the fucking dumbass. That guy was answering OP's question of how to respond. Now please kill yourself, no one's allowed to be this fucking stupid.
>>24864399
easy there mate, always consider more than one option when you read someone's post, it will save a lot of stress
>>24864399
Pretty sure he meant that's what OP should reply.
Just went with this.
Meanwhile in Chad City...
>>24864664
GOD's WORK
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This one already unmatched
>>24862646
OP have you fucked any black women again?
>>24864677
kek, that would imply she looks like a man. keep it up
>>24864709
Fucking kek of the day
>>24864677
Profile. These sluts really think they have a chance with Chad?
>>24864709
lord and christ
>>24864785
Not even robot standards
Ive gotten more matches with this than anything normal
>>24864842
male here but I find your honesty pretty interesting. better than all these generic profiles
Posted this the other day, but holy sjit i hate this hambeast
>>24864729
Done and done
Original comment
>>24864806
>Not even robot standards
You underestimate robots desperation. Hit her face with how she needs to stop looking like a pig in whore clothes if she wants to think about sucking chads dick, that may do some good for her!
>>24864842
they don't read past 6'4
>>24863315
It's all about the face, which cannot be changed unless you get plastic surgery
You can workout and buy all the clothes in the world, your face will be the same whatever you do
>>24862646
>be me
>try tinder
>get a few matches
>talk to them
>"how tall are you anon?"
>respond with my height
>some immediately delete me
>some say shit like "oh I'm taller"
>some say shit like "haha a man starts at x cm"
Fucking hell what the fuck is this? Every single girl I tried. Literally fucking every time. For fuck's sake. I'm not even such a fucking manlet.
Ask to watch next time.
>>24864915
Ask her if she has a BBC
>>24864905
Sloth from The Goonies??
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>>24864915
Bless you, kind sir.
>>24864954
your face can change a little bit with workout. I was a skeleton 2 years ago and gained a lot of weight and muscles. My face looks much better now. from a 4/10 to a 7/10 I'd say
This is what all my "matches" look like
>>24864984
what's your height? just write it in your front page man
>>24865021
Literally Ulaanbaatar
>>24865021
that face holy fuck. I wonder how she looks without make up
>>24865021
HAHAHA... DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the one on the right or the beast on the left? i can't tell which is fucking worse....
>>24865018
You just lowered your bodyfat. Your bone structure is the same unless you were still growing (teenager)
>>24864984
No need to be honest with those twitter maymaying dumb whores, if you want to take bullets like that in the first place.
>>24865039
5 feet 9 inches I guess. Not american but that's what the converter says.
>>24865101
I don't have much of a choice. And some of those girls seem genuinely alright where I live. It's just that the second they learn of my height it all goes to shit.I didn't mention it but I met with one of those girls, a total slut, also taller than me but just by a bit. Of course she didn't fucking like it.
>>24864664
Answer something like you dont like jokes about rape and that you are now all triggered. You thought tinder was a safe space
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>>24864496
Holy shit, this must be the most severe case of being BTFO I've witnessed all year.
Anon must feel like shit now. He didnt even respond. But then again, after such a defeat, there is nothing you can answer to save face.
Like, this a completle and utter BTFO, it couldnt have been more intense or better. It's perfection. My autism is currently fascinated.
>Newsflash you are the fucking dumbass
>No one's allowed to be this fucking stupid.
I am not sure how I would deal with a BTFO like that. Probably just close the thread, make myself a meal, and pretend it never happened
>>24864984
anon thats weird. Women generally never ask how tall I am.
>>24865021
the one on the right looks like honest-to-god vaudeville blackface.
>>24865099
dunno about it. maybe your right. I'm 24 and I really think that I look better now. that was pretty much all I wanted to say. still a virgin though because I don't care about other human beings and you don't make social gains by going to the gym and putting heavy stuff up and down.
>>24864905
I don't even need to memetext the irony of this shit.
I mean come the fuck on have some self awareness, you entitled cunt.
>>24865158
They didn't some time ago but since like last month or two they all ask that.
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>>24865129
Just raise it up a little then, they wouldn't notice
>>24865129
I'm 177 cm and live in germany and I think my height is alright. never used dating apps so I don't know if girls would be bothered by it.
>>24865170
I'm 24 khv and I lift too
Are we all going to make it? Probably not t b h
>>24865205
Du Fruchtzwerg
>>24865205
Well they are anon. Or at least I keep getting matched with girls taller than me.
>>24865193
They will when we meet. I'd have to be WAY above 6 feet to actually match their retarded requirements.
>>24865208
someday my friend, someday. even if my personality didn't change in the last 2 years, it was still the best decision I've made in my life. see you on /fit space cowboy
>>24865244
at least I'm taller than my family. my father and my two brothers are all around 165 cm tall, so I can't really complain I guess
>>24865307
I was just joking man, you are fine.
>>24865156
Well i just wrote he should chill before posting, and i advise it to you again, lel.
>update tinder
>IT POSTS MY FUCKING JOB NOW
>LITERALLY "PACKAGE HANDLER AT FEDEX"
>TOP OF MY PROFILE
ITS LIKE TINDER WANTS US ROBOTS TO KILL OURSELVES
I've just thought of an idea, not sure if it has been done before.
You make two attractive fake accounts, one male and one female.
You then find two ugly people and catfish them into a fake date however both dates share the same meeting place and time.
For maximum laughs you turn up and observe it all from a distance.
>>24865349
That is why Tinder is bullcrap that should end up filled with bots and troll accounts
>>24865381
rofl, this is genius and I think it'd work too
>>24865381
That's just mean for everybody involved.
>>24865449
I know, its beautiful, right?
Am i being catfished? What do i say?
>>24865471
Aww it is almost like in my chinese cartoons :3
>>24865493
Are you the virgin? She looks pretty fat and desperate too desu, but be prepared to be catfished
>>24865349
>posting your job on facebook
mine has been empty since 2007/8 when i made my facebook. not because i worked shitty jobs but because theres only so much you should share with the whole world.
>>24865493
Ask to video chat or voice chat, if its actually a man she will refuse no matter how many times you ask.
Also maybe ask for a timestamp picture or something specific, like shoe on head.I used to catfish for fun
>>24865576
>ask a girl to do something retarded
>be surprised when they say no
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>>24865156
Holy shit I am sorry. I thought the anon I replied to was going sjw on me.
Fuck I feel dumb as shit. Forgive me senpai. Idk why I'm so angry.
when does the cornposting start OP
>>24865205
>I'm 177 cm
BARUK KHAZAD! KHAZAD AI MENU!
>>24865205
Scheiss Mannlette, bring dich um!
>WiWi-Herrenrasse hier
Doing gods work anon
Reminds me of an old thread where anon was messing with a tinder slut.
It climaxed to the point where they arranged a time and location to meet for dinner and she was so excited a Chad was doing out with her.
Then anon fucked up and instead of unleashing an epic final blow after 4 hours of chit chat and leading her on, he just called her fat.
Please do not repeat this last anons mistake
