R9k, why you wear jeans like this when it's just announces to the world that you a long gone Autist?
Ok finish off the meme with autist shirts soon, I'm rebuilding my wardrobe thanks to these types of threads. You guys are the best.
ever since i started buying pants from dxl nation i dont have to wear autismo walmart fat pants anymore
>>24861930
these are the kind of pants fat skinny guys wear.
anyone else ironically wear autism clothes? feels cool man.
>>24861930
Autism pants
>>24861950
>dxl nation
a healthy mix of autist and slobs.
>>24861930
Whatever, it lets my balls breathe. I really don't care what the world thinks of me.
I'd like to see those skinny jean wearing normalfags be able to do more than shuffle their legs a little.
>>24861993
>Whatever, it lets my balls breathe. I really don't care what the world thinks of me.
Why not wear a diaper you raging Autist?
>>24862003
Why not go commando?
Arent these the jeans handy guys wear? Like plumbers and electricians?
>>24861993
some skinny jeans feel like your wearing nothing at all cuz they form soo well to your body
but i wear the fat version of skinny jeans
>>24861993
It's not those or skinny jeans though, there are plenty of jeans cuts that aren't this one but also aren't skinny, you know, for people who aren't robots or homosexuals.
>almost 2016
>not wearing skinny jeans
>>24861993
Did u even wear skinny jeans in your life?
>>24861993
>I'd like to see those skinny jean wearing normalfags be able to do more than shuffle their legs a little.
you have no idea how much freedom of movement close fitting pants provide, have fun tripping over your parachute pants.
>>24862024
Dunno about you but for me they're so restricting. They don't allow me to lift up my legs.
>>24862034
That's true. I don't wear the type of pants that OP posted but a similar straight leg. Not too baggy and not skinny.
>>24861930
I'm afraid of change and I hate shopping. Just anxiety over how people would react to new clothes makes me not buy them. As a result, my wardrobe consists of clothes my grandparents give me for christmas and shit.
>>24861946
Alright, never wear these "funny" t shirts or graphic tees, especialy ones that have stick figures or words in a humorous saying. Screams autist.
>>24861930
loose fit is back in now /fa/m
>>24862017
Those would be like Carhartt or Dickies. These are autistic WalMart pants.
>>24862120
>too baggy
>no utility
>probably catches wind while running
>constantly clashing with the other leg
fuck that
>>24861930
Literally what is wrong with this?
>>24862120
are you really that autistic that you can't tell the difference between these runway pants and the retard's only Target pants OP posted?
>>24862157
30 year old NEET alert.
>>24862180
fit is fit fa.m
>tfw I want to wear skinny jeans but I'm too scared people will notice it's not what I usually wear and make comments
>>24862024
>but i wear the fat version of skinny jeans
and yet no gf?
r9k ladies and gents
>wearing skinny jeans
nice meme desu senpai
>>24861930
function over looks.
If you care about looks you are a shallow person.
>>24862200
>are you really that autistic that you can't tell the difference between these runway pants and the retard's only Target pants OP posted?
Again, for an apparent hard luck case....are you really that autistic that you can't tell the difference between these runway pants and the retard's only Target pants OP posted?
>not dressing casual yet ready for conflict whether it be a fight or running
>>24861930
>caring about /fa/shion
I want the failed normies to leave
>>24861950
Just don't buy regular cut jeans then. Go for the slims, maybe relaxed if you're a bit larger.
Never go for skinny unless you're an Emo Faggot, may as well buy girls pants then
I unironically wear 511 Tactical pants wherever I go.
>>24862241
>If you care about looks you are a shallow person.
The only people who say thing like this are ugly/fat.
>>24862260
Do you buy your clothes online?
Do the overweight failures on here even wear jeans? I take it for more of a sweatpants crowd.
Hey bros what's a good brand for a 300lb manlet who wants to look like CIA?
I want big guys to know I'm available
>>24862260
and you wonder why people think you're going to shoot up your school.
another autist sigh
>>24862295
I'd rather be a suspect than a target
>>24862242
I'm sorry your so assblasted anon
the moment you started wearing slim pants they became visibly autistic
Official outfitter of r9k.
>>24862283
Sometimes. These I bought at a sporting goods store.
>>24862261
I say this and I'm far from either of those, hell ten bucks says I'm the best looking guy in this thread.
>>24862284
Being physically fit isn't uncommon here. It's a good way to deal with feels. You don't have to be fat to be alone, anon. You have much to learn of the ways of Stacey and Chad.
>>24862302
you must be a hit with the ladies
>>24862261
Most people are fucking stupid, why would I care what they think of me ?
You should dress to appeal to yourself, as long as you think you dress well, you look good.
>>24862333
Of course not. Why else would I be here? Fuck off
>>24862081
Like most other normal people, what kind of fucked up hell hole do these people live in where all the guys wear skinny jeans?
>>24862327
No, I am and I said this originally.
>>24861964
i aspire to this level of irony
>>24862327
Is appreciating a van Gogh somehow more shallow than appreciating a Melville novel?
The looks = shallow meme was started to make unattractive people feel better. That you actually seem to believe it, makes you either simple or a grandstander.
>>24862327
>hell ten bucks says I'm the best looking guy in this thread.
Autism abounds
>>24862343
>as long as you think you dress well, you look good.
:(
>tfw /fa/ baiter successfully baits r9k again
You guys need to stop falling for this guy
Nobody should ever behave as if functionality and aesthetics are mutually exclusive when it comes to clothes. They aren't.
>>24861930
tight fit senpai. what model New Balance should I pair with these?
>>24862384
What the fuck did I just read.
Appreciating art is based on culture, on the sensibility, on feeling and on knowledge.
Looks is shallow, because it's litterally just looking at the cover, not the inside, you see shallow.
It's pleasure based, just like professional sport or cars.
>>24862384
There is a large difference between high art and fashion
High art is used to convey emotions, inspire catharsis and to materialize the trials and experiences of humanity
Fashion is a tool used to conform to a group in order to gain connections and mates
Aesthetics are only important if there is meaning behind them, when's the last time you looked at some form of fashion and questioned some aspect of reality, or reflected on it's implications in your life?
And yes, fashion is important if your goal is to become a 'normie', it's an integral part of conformity, it shows allegiance to the pack. However, considering /r9k/ has a general theme of avoiding being a normie, the majority of posters here should not care about fashion.
My pants are the best senpai
>>24862215
Oh nooo, someone will take notice of you trying to improve your look. Soooooo scary omgeee.
>>24862215
>I want to gain attention through fashionable clothes
>I don't want people to notice my fashion choices
It's time to reevaluate your life anon
>>24862399
Nice dubs, I'm not autistic though, my nigga.
>>24862046
>2016
>not wearing 90/s revival JNCOs
>>24861930
One of the few nice things about being a complete autismo is not having to care about objectively stupid normieshit like fashion standards
Like it's actually normal for normies to get sincerely and aggressively angry, to the point of making threads on the internet spitting fury about it again and again and again, over the fact that some people like to wear pants with an extra pair of pockets on them
Think about that, and think about how completely sad that is
And the next time the loneliness hurts, remember that the alternative is being with people like that
It's one thing I'll never understand about robots. Despite seemingly complete social and sexual rejection, they remain bizarrely loyal to their fashion decisions.
Autism really is fascinating.
>>24862909
>Autism really is fascinating.
Autism has become nothing more than a catch-all insult for people who don't conform to your world view and expectations of them. You might as well just call us all dorks, but I guess that isn't in fashion.
>>24862513
this screams dickhead wearing New Balances in the freshman dorm.
>>24862971
new balances are comfortable for when I work out tho.
I have big feet ;^)
>>24862959
would make sense if you didn't spend all day w/ 'mfw no gf'.
You're not non-conformists, you're failures.
>>24863021
>You're not non-conformists, you're failures.
Didn't know they were mutually exclusive. Why exactly are you here again?
>>24863003
>not wearing Chuck Taylors so that your feet stay flat when lifting
>>24862255
But skinny jeans are really the only good looking jeans out there As long as they are not skin tight.
>>24861930
Something about these jeans screams that this person regularly shits their pants.
>>24862909
Like, normies will literally enshrine arbitrary fashion choices as sacrosanct to the point where they'll attribute literally all of a person's life difficulties to the fact that they wore one pair of pants instead of another, rather than ever questioning their own choice to be hatefully exclusionary towards anyone who wears a pair of pants they happen to disapprove of
It's baffling and sick
>>24863044
>Didn't know they were mutually exclusive.
They are when you try senpai.
>>24863236
they've got the convalescence home swag
Who /plaid shirt+unfit jeans/ here?
>>24862909
There is a reason these boys are friendless virgins. And yes, a big part of it is they are too arrogant and egotistical to accept basic social cues.
>>24863454
Me senpai. I'll just pair that with either my leather or denim jacket and im good.
>>24863326
you sound like a SJW. People judge you for your choices. Accept it.
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I don't think I've ever seen a grown ass man wear those side pocket jeans. I was unaware they made that kind of shit in adult sizes.
>>24861930
What's wrong with these jeans? Is it the pocket?
>>24861930
dude gets extra Autism points for the tucked in shirt w/ no belt steez. It's a nice nod to institutionalization.
>>24863551
that and the 'I've given up on life' silhouette.
>>24861930
I've been wearing cargo shorts and a t-shirt in summer or jeans and a hoodie in winter since the mid-90s. I'm comfy as hell, suck my dick nerd. >>>/fa/
>>24862215
Literally who is going to approach you and query about your fucking jeans?
>>24863592
I don't get it. What about the silhouette (where do you see this?) makes you think the man has given up on life?
sup pham. nice fit.
>>24861930
I'm wearing cargo pants right now IRL as we speak OP
>>24863460
This is literally what normies delude themselves into believing
A pair of pants is literally of so much importance in their world that a person can't simply wear a pair of pants they don't like, that person has to be ARROGANT and EGOTISTICAL for wearing a pair of pants they don't like, because a person who transgresses against their completely arbitrary standards is automatically guilty of any and every bad thing and deserves any and every possible bad thing happening to them.
And they will literally never, ever recognize how sick they are.
>>24863625
>>24862909
oc. do not steal plz.
>>24863642
>trying to get reason out of a normie
good luck squeezing the blood out of that stone
>wore these jeans all through teens early 20s
>fat
>beta
>weak
>majoring in liberal arts
>everything changes when I go home for the holidays and when my bro beats me at shoulder check he makes me suck his dick
>time to man up nigga
>drop out, enroll in plumbers school
>powerlift
>keto
>trenbolone
>28 now
>705 deadlift
>beard
>10% bf
>bang twinks on the daily
Top kek and I still wear those pants
>>24863642
Ok, tbf maybe he hasn't COMPLETELY given up on life yet. I guess he could be wearing a soiled bathrobe or something.
>>24862909
>robot gets shit on by normies for 20+ years
>browses /r9k/ to ease his suffering
>"haha man why do you wear those JEANS ahahaha"
>"fuck off faggot"
>"woah there no need to get defensive, you must have AUTISM"
smelly dumb normie scum
>>24863686
do you rock a duster?
>>24863742
You haven't explained. What about those pants makes him seem like he's given up?
w/ New Balance!!!!!!
>>24863641
The kind of people who post threads like OP
>>24863781
those pants are schlep city pham. Act like ya know.
>>24863826
Am I being rused? What are these words?
R8 my autism, guys.
>tfw too old/fat for skinny jeans
Also, super autistic. The men's cargo capri.
>>24863862
u safe senpai. you don't look like mommy's special guy like dude in op pic.
>>24863862
I've worn jeans like this every time I leave the house for the past 10 years besides cargo shorts in the summer. I think they look solid and they are comfy. Baggy and skinny are for tryhards.
>unironically taking fashion advice from self acknowledged autistic losers who have never had a gf
yeah, because we should all wear what everyone on this board thinks is fashionable, after all you have all obviously had huge amounts of success with your own clothes.
>>24863826
>ask normie for simple explanation
>get incoherent niggerspeak
no surprises here
itt butt blasted robots who wear autisim jeans tbqh
>>24863923
>>24863963
thanks desu
(bloxx for the robot)
>>24861930
OP, why do you write posts like this when it just announces to the world that you're a giant cunt?
Do you think that being a giant cunt is a good thing to be? Don't you think you should stop, and try learning not to be a cunt?
>>24864092
it's ok. you're a special little guy.
>>24864036
>>24863826
>>24863771
>>24863592
>>24863534
>>24863236
Like, don't people realize how embarassing it is for them to act this cunty in public? Don't they feel ashamed of embarassing themselves that way for their tactless, graceless behavior?
>>24864130
>
Like it doesn't feel embarassing or shameful for you, acting this cunty? You don't feel a slight sting of patheticness when you type up something as passive-aggressive as calling someone a "special little guy"?
Because that's pretty sad, anon
>>24864130
Are you sure you wouldn't feel better posting on a site where you can downvote people for making you feel this obviously uncomfortable?
>>24864169
You should know the answer to this by now
>>24863790
If the NBs where white and he had a fanny pack on, that would be one of the most autistic outfits of all time.
Any and all kinds of sexism and racism are all good, but how DARE you make fun of my autism jeans.
Kek
>>24862120
>loose fit is back
b-but I just started to wear slim fit today ._.
>jeans are cool
>>24864169
>shame
lost that a while ago rofl
>caring what other men wear
Isn't this one of the faggiest things you can do?
When did r9k get this faggoty? is /fa/ggots leaking?
>>24864348
I guess it's understandable that faggoty fashion opinions would go hand in hand with tumblerite opinions, it's good to see the real agenda in this thread starting to come out
Good thing I'm so unbelievably ugly that I can wear whatever I want knowing that it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what i wear because I'll always be ugly as fuck.
>>24864348
I'm sorry, do people in "autism jeans" disproportionately commit murder the way niggers do?
>>24861964
I cee u pham
>>24864348
>how DARE you make fun of my autism jeans
literally nobody has said that though?
a lot of people have pointed out good reasons why it's stupid and embarrassing for you to make fun of "autism jeans"
you should read those posts, it will help you understand how stupidly you're embarrassing yourself
>>24864348
>WAAAH, why can't i bitch and moan about people's clothing choices without people pointing out how faggy and cunty that is
How is it so hard to dress properly?
One of the first things people judge you on is your clothing. If you're wearing a metal t-shirt and autist jeans, people's first impression of you will be "he's an autist", and its tough to shake first impressions.
>>24864472
I'm just making fun of retard jeans senpai.
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Baggy jeans are coming back in style. Be ahead of the game autists fags
>>24864597
It's been proven that the first thing a women notices about a man is his shoes.
>>24862081
>Dunno about you but for me they're so restricting. They don't allow me to lift up my legs.
Your legs probably aren't long and skinny enough to get all the benefits.
For us skellies (6'2" , 29x32, 135lbs) skinny jeans are perfect. Skinny jeans also don't always mean skintight jeans a la Hot Topic.
Due to how well they fit my figure (and the much higher quality in materials than Walmart jeans) it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
skinny jeans for women
>>24864597
Right? And yet these perma virgins call you a cunt if you're kind enough to steer them away from retard jeans.
>beige sweatshirt from H&M
>light blue 511s
>Stan Smiths
Am I safe? All bought online so I still have NEET cred.
>>24864629
Yes, but it's not as if "shoes" are the only part of a "first impression". Once they see the shoes, they look at the rest of the clothing, body shape, height, facial features, posture, and expression. And after appearance, they wait to hear your opening statements, tone of voice, expressiveness, articulation, etc.
That's your entire "first impression", and it usually solidifies.
If you're trying to ask out a girl, it is vital to have a good first impression and there's no reason why you shouldn't at least attempt to portray yourself as a developed person if you want to be pragmatic.
>>24864701
Yeah but if you're wearing retard shoes you're not going to get a deeper look.
>>24864735
Okay, so don't wear retard shoes, and then the next thing you can worry about is retard jeans.
>>24861930
I wear them because I'm a free man and don't constantly need society's approval like wagekeks
>>24864597
Most people don't care about this shit and for sure they don't care during standard environments, it doesn't help your case that you spew random words of which you have no idea of their actual meaning.
>>24864764
Exactly. Ditch the New Balance and work your way up.
Maybe I'll cover retard haircuts tomorrow.
>>24864700
You're fine
>>24863641
In high school a normie girl came up to me and commented about my new shirt once. I asked her how she knew it was new and she said she memorized everyone's clothes.
I like to think I dress relatively well (for instance, athletic shoes do not go with everything), but really you need to dress the way that fits you best; for instance I can't and would never try to wear skinny jeans, because I don't have stick legs, so I would look fucking retarded. The best advice I can give is build a good, basic conservative wardrobe; the kind of stuff that will never really go out of style. Once you have that base, then you can start experimenting with a bit more adventurous looks. Also, learn a few of the basic style rules and abide by them; like your belt and your shoes should be the same color (not necessarily same shade, but black with black, brown with brown, etc), never wear cargo anything without good reason (your a 40 yr old dad who doesn't give a fuck, you are going hunting/fishing, doing house/yard work, etc), and for fucks sake take your suit(s) to the tailor and have them fit it for you.
>>24861930
these are the size I wear with most of my pants, not too tight and not too baggy.
This.
Also know that, for the most part your clothes will not be noticed. Attention is only paid to people who look either very good or very bad.
jeans in general are fucking meme clothing. Why have we all been sold on the idea that dressing up like a farm laborer is fashionable?
Denim is uncomfortable, very prone to shrinkage, and clashes badly with the synthetic fabrics that jackets are often made from. There is literally no reason to wear jeans unless you're some kind of manual labor kekold.
>>24861930
Well, what the fuck should I wear then?
>>24864597
you have to be tall and skinny to wear clothes like that
i'm fucking 5'7, jeans simply don't fit me. even after i lose weight, they will still be too long and hang halfway down my feet
I'm past the point of caring 2bh. I work labor outside so I'm usually dressed in black steel toe insulated Carolina workboots, with army fatigues tucked into them, a random plain or band tee shirt and my old leather jacket
>>24865188
Hell yeah. Keep B'ng yourself anon you sound like a good guy.
>>24865360
He sounds like he looks like a psycho tbqhf
>>24862081
most of what gets portrayed as 'fashionable' can be boiled down to 'things that can only be worn by twiggy faggots'
i mean if you're a twiggy faggot desperate for a reason to feel superior to others, I guess that's what you go with
>lifted for like 4 months
>can't fit into slim straight
>straight jeans are skinny
feels gud man
>>24862157
faggots hate anything useful or functional, because it reminds them that they're fundamentally worthless people
>>24865175
Basically, dress like a gigantic faggot
Then, throw all that away, and make yourself look even faggier than that
Then, get rid of all that, and faggot it up even harder
By that point you'll be starting to get close enough to faggy enough for the faggots of /fa/
>>24865135
>Denim is uncomfortable
I mean if you wear shitty skinny jeans, yeah
If you wear decently roomy jeans, it's literally the most comfortable stuff on the face of the earth
op posted total wojak jeans
>>24865459
fat feelz
>>24865516
not real men like you KVs amirite?
