Who /smuglord/ here? Post the smggiest you've ever been
>in uni
>final semester project for architecture studio
>get done early with making my model and design
>everyone else scrambling to finish
>walk in day before it's due
watching them work
>they glare at me and I just smile and say nothing basking in my early victory
>get an A
S M U G L I F E
>>24861724
>be me
>be chad undercover in /r9k/
>my ribs leave orbit as i shit and piss myself laughing all the way to heaven over how pathetic you all are
>my smug face penetrates the cosmos as i ascend chadestry and become chadistic
Not smug but /devilish/
> be in "the quad" area,just a place with some trees and benchs and shit
>girl leaves her macbook out
>comes over to me "hey I'm Gonna run to my car and grab my cigs can you watch my computer?"
>SURE
> 10 minutes pass,dunno where she is. Go inside campus coffee shop and just look at it from the window
>starts thunderstorming
>macaroni book is becoming a soggy pasta
>she is freaking out, tries to blame me and holds me responsible
>"I honestly have no idea who you are lady, but for future reference leaving your laptop out in public unattended is a bad idea"
>worth it
>cognitive neuroscience final exam
>piss easy multiple choice/fill in the blank
>done in 5 minutes
>go to front of auditorium to turn in exam
>wearing comfy sweats and hoodie
>turn around and look at people wondering why they arent done
>walk out feeling the smuggiest smuglord in the world
nothing amazing obv. but for that moment i was become smug, destroyer of worlds
>>24861921
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>>24861724
>architecture
Lololol
Not smug but /devilish/
> be in "the quad" area,just a place with some trees and benchs and shit
>girl leaves her macbook out
>comes over to me "hey I'm Gonna run to my car and grab my cigs can you watch my computer?"
>SURE
>jailbaitpussy de pn
>little-pussy 135 it
>hidden folder
>girl comes back
>thanks anon
>wait until after weekend
>call campus police, concerned about what I saw on her macbook
mfw hfw ooga booga
>tfw I'm a book willy
>tfw no big biggyyyy niggy salad to satiate my pasta hunger
>simply salad is 2 for 2 at dollar general and so I eat two pasta Sala for dinner
> their own way of the year, 8th. if I had a chance. the first to know that the company has the and and and a lot more to do. it will not only did he do it for you, I will not only did he do it for a while back
>>24862456
Fuck my analysis pussy fuck my bigger nigger chocolate turkey gordits crunch wrap slam thank you uncle Sam fuck you have a great day
>>24862561
Icedto 2nd. the first he was the last few days ago, but the only one that I can do to get the most of my life, but the only one that I can do that for me, and a lot more. the other side, but the only one of my friends and relatives, I will have a lot. the other day and night and the rest is a little more. the first time I have been working with the same. I have been working with a client, but the fact is a little while, I will be in the world. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. if the other hand, I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. if the other side, but the only one that is the best time to get
>>24861895
>posts on /r9k/
>thinks his life isn't pathetic
Even if you are a Chad, it obviously isn't very satisfying for you
