>aggressive roastie gets rejected by robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjOlX_bnHQw
Holy shit that is akward
>>24860325
i'm sure 99% of people on this board would spaghetti the exact same way or worse
I'd say "sorry I'm gay", turn around and run like hell.
Comedy effect + I saved all my spaghetti
Why are women such poops.
>>24860269
>The niche is that it's a guy
>this is supposed to make me go
>"OH WOW THIS IS NEW. I GUESS WE'RE EQUAL"
Except it doesn't because what part of this is a big deal.
Entitlement of Whales
Disgusting
>>24860357
then her bear friend probably would've tried to get in your robutthole
>>24860344
not sure if i'm autistic enough to fuck up a guaranteed sex situation like that but then again i've never been in such a situation
>>24860344
Like with your friends there and being filmed, all those people her creepy ex and her just trying to talk about your dick, I definitely couldn't handle that situation
>>24860386
>being this fucking furious
>>24860425
It'd be different if it was just her talking to you but this guy has cameras on him and he's in a crows of people
>>24860269
so any /stealthhue/ here?
It's really sexy how confident she seems. But she was ugly.
those biceps doe
Damn I wish this happened to me. Shes not that bad looking and the way she's talking is sexy as fuck.
>>24860704
what happened to robots taking a stand against whores?
>>24860776
i never agreed with that narrative. loose women are fine be me i would totally go to bed with her
>>24860776
When you fuck them doggy you can still stand.
I can't watch right now, the parts I skipped to were her just making fun of him for his stutter.
Can someone tell me what's going on?
>>24860820
then you're part of the problem.
>>24860269
She wasn't that bad looking , I would have hit it. Totaly slut though and would never bring her home to mom
I'd think she was just leading me on to tease.
>>24860269
Her tattoos are horrendous senpai
>>24860957
i hope you like your piss extra spicy, cause I guarantee she has every STD known to man and horse
If a girl has to be that forward shes not worth it.
Bless that guy for not telling that roastie off.
>>24860704
She looks like used goods and the way she tries to talk him into it is kinda too forced not feminine at all or sexy.
Ah jesus christ that guy does not deal with this well at all but I can feel his pain
>>24861139
there's so many people AND a camera to record your spaghetti for posterity. like, i wouldn't handle it well one-on-one.
>>24861156
The other people are not being helpful either jesus christ, I just got to the end and it gets really bad
>that butchered make out
poor lad
That's absolutely vile.
A guy would get 100% thrown in jail if he was even half as aggressive as this.
How the fuck is this guy a robot in anyway?
>>24861270
Le star wars nerd XD
>>24860269
>implying she didnt go get fucked by 3 different guys a day at this con
>>24860898
>implying there is one
Whether humanity dies tomorrow from a nuclear holocaust or a million years later from something else what difference does it make? Why should it be a problem to fuck sluts.
>B-but muh human race
Everything ends. Even us, even the universe.
>>24860344
This.
For a girl, she was WAY to eager for sex. Whenever I try to hit on a girl, I have to appear gentlemen as possible but this bitch gets to act like a horny douchebag. 98% sure if opposite genders were reversed, security would redirect him out of the convention. You can tell he wasn't comfortable.
>>24860820
>>24861423
Not that Anon, but you are part of the problem. Because you like sluts, you enable their behavior. That guy looked clearly uncomfortable and you're saying he shouldn't hit it. Not every guy wanna stick his dick in everything. That's what we keep telling femcunts.
>>24860704
She's a fucking whale and a whore to boot
I'd rather put my peepee in the trash
>>24860269
Sad. Just had to turn it off.
That was a good opportunity for that guy, that chick had a pretty face and probably good tits and ass as well.
It literally could not have been any more facilitated for him whatsoever.
>>24861543
>That was a good opportunity for that guy, that chick had a pretty face and probably good tits and ass as well.
>Fat landwhale
>tattoos
>emo makeup
>talked like a whore
The nerve of her hitting on an average skinny dudes. She should be hitting on the fat neckbeard. At least he wanted some fuck out of her. People should just go for their league. Fuck sake....
>>24861639
There are much fatter uglier bitches bro.
>Tattoos are just like an absolute no go for me, sir
Gay.
>Talked like a whore
I liked it.
>>24861684
>>>/facebook/
>>>/originalcomment/
>>24860269
>that guy
>robot
pick one.
>>24860344
last time something like this happened to me:
> at club trying to blend in with my normie friends
> go to smoking area to get away from crowd
> chad acquaintance starts talking to me
> hot girl bumps past me, says sorry, turns back, starts hitting on me
> i sperg out, keep looking at chad to save me
> he can feel the awkwardness and cuts in to answer her questions
> she says "is he your helper?"
> "uhhhhh yeah he wipes my ass" (awful attempt at humor to diffuse tension)
> i feel so awkward and on the spot, feel awkward cause chad sees what a sperg i am
> she finally leaves
> i say "yeah im just not in the mood tonight" ...
> scenario haunts my mind over and over since then
i can 1000% relate to this video. your brain freezes up and your stuck between what you want to do, and how fucking twisted your insides are, and how you appear to everyone around you. its hell
>>24861726
Joke's on you, I never had one.
I'd have spaghetti even worse.
Pretty face and I personally dig chubbies. Plus I love sluts.
He probably would have been down if she approached him alone and without cameras.
Why was she being so difficult? It should just be as simple as saying "no thank you" and ending it there. The way she kept carrying on when he clearly wasn't comfortable kind of leads me to believe she was just messing around with him for whatever reason. I'm surprised he kept his cool for most of the time, I probably would have gotten angry.
>>24860269
Man I got a boner when they hugged and she started kissing his neck
Fucking alternative Chad
>>24863791
>The way she kept carrying on when he clearly wasn't comfortable kind of leads me to believe she was just messing around with him for whatever reason
This. It was probably a "guys do this to girls all the time, this is what it feels like" kinda thing
>>24860269
ok I didn't want to listen to her talk and never got to his awkwardness. I doubt he's a robot, but I appreciate rejection of whores.
Theres no way that'd happen to me though cause I'm not fit like him and I dont go to conventions.
>>24860704
yeah, I feel you mean. I mean I'm no Casanova, so I can't really call her ugly. Bet she's a dom.
>tfw no degenerate slut who desperately wants me dick
Oh god shes just awful. she wont stop. It's clear he doesn't want her but that fat guys pushing him to go for it.
Shes straight up saying she wants to play with his dick. I would probably feel absolutely awful if this happened to me.
>>24861501
>Because you like sluts, you enable their behavior.
That's just the world we live in now. Technology has made it so where girls will ALWAYS have an option and will always be getting dicked.
Just fuck bitches and get paid man. Marriage is dead, DEAD.
>>24864068
Well, just look at half the people in this thread. There are men so thirsty they can't even comprehend what it's like to have standards or want more than meaningless sex.
Women have a free pass in this world. And if you don't give them what they feel entitled to, they'll throw a fit and everyone will think you're an assholes or gay.
>>24860821
textless post are not ever never allowed.
>>24864143
>meaningless sex.
When will this meme of sex having meaning die?
It's literally for procreation and the good feeling of (simulating) procreation. That's it.
>Ugly fat girl who thinks she's hot for being into star wars.
Hahaha, I would have put a stop to that real quick.
>>24860269
that struggle between urge to have sex and repulsion of losing virginity to some fat roastie.
if she had few pounds less and good looking tattoo or no tattoo at all I would fall for her.
>>24864437
how about sex without the context of a meaningful relationship then. cause I want someone who wants me. not someone deciding I'm the most convenient way to relieve stress.
>>24860269
Fuck this shit happened to me three times, the only times women had any interest in me. Super ugly, horny bitches that think you are instantly attracted to them because you are ugly male.
Women are way worse sexists than men.
>>24864577
happen to me once, we played a gig in local bar and there was this one girl that was obviously hitting on me. the day after I find out that she hit on all my band-mates as well but they are have gfs.
>>24864573
But its the same thing. Even the most meaningful relationship it's still about pleasure.
It's just that you're not only a stress relieving dick, you also make her laugh.
>>24864683
and why would you want the sex without it? masturbatings easier.
>>24864741
Well in this case and in some people's lives, these onaholes are thrown at them. Masturbating is easier for people who would have to work for it otherwise.
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>>24860269
>girls hitting on guys
I can't take it.
I am sweating just watching this video.
I also have a slight boner.
I just panic IRL.
>>24860269
I actually want this to happen more often where a girl comes onto a guy more often
It's only upsetting that she's fat :/
>>24860269
She's really fucking clever desu
GOD IF SHE ONLY LOST WEIGHT
>>24860269
>why are you blusheeen
oh god that's the worsthaving said that, i want her to sit on my face
>>24860269
fucking murican fat acceptance!
disgusting tattooed fat whore!
>>24860445
>Sausages
>Toast
>Floppy yellow circles
>why does he need a spoon?
>guy does the same
>tumblr ruins his life, obama ask for men to stop harassing people
>tfw no dominant girl to finally steal your virginity
HOLY
LAWSUIT
If that were a dude doing that
He'd be in jail with the snap of a fucking finger
that made me MAD
Like realllly mad
What a fucking sl00t
Seriously
made me very uncomfortable
I will admit
I used to have really bad anxiety
and even now that I don't
this would probably make me have a panic attack
Like
first off
Exremely BLATANTLY AWKWARD situation
Let alone this poor guy
Like
"I have a girlfriend"
She literally did not give two shits
She wanted those fucking sabers man
NOT TO MENTION
MR
FUCKING
NECKBEAR
Oh dude
You got cameras haha just do it
WTF
WHO EVEN ARE YOU
And she's got her fucking entourage of wierdos
Like
I'm wierd
and I get some people look wierder than they are
So I'm very accepting
But as soon as i saw that guy
I immediately knew he was gonna be a fucking weirdo
and i was spot on
HOW YOU GONNA GRAB HER TIT
Okay I think I'm done ranting
Seriously, her entourage of fucking wierdo friends make it so much worse.
The fucking neckbeard "Oh hehe hey you already have cameras, why not?"
Dude straight up grabs her tit at 7:00
Why do these cringey ass people even exist?
>>24860898
>>24861501
Holy shit haha, not the guy they are replying too but when did /r9k/ become so cultural Marxist? 'You're either with us or against us!' That's some fucking terrifying logic there
post yfw a girl talks to you
>>24863975
That was my first thought. It's some kind of half-asses satire on her part with poor acting to an audience who just isn't receiving it. As eviden by this thread
Most observers with the time to digest the situation from the outside still don't know what's going on. She's likely a triggered tumblrista on a passive-aggressive warpath and I would've just told her to fuck off
>>24866276
>mfw
typically accompanied by a semi-normal conversation where they ask me to talk again and after they go I ignore them forevere, OR if they request something I say no in the most beta way possible.
how beta can one man get
>>24866276
I just want to do pic related
>>24866276
She's fallen for my cunning ploy
Fuck that guy is a massive beta. He didnt even dare to say straight up no
>>24860269
if it weren't for the guys around I'd cave in to her demands desu
>>24866591
this
for whatever reason I actually find her very attractive, would probably be just as awkward and spergy as that guy unless I was alone with her though
I've been this guy, this is the worst fucking thing you can do to an introvert. Conditioned all your life to be kind to women and then this bitch appears.
You want to tell the hambeast to fuck off, but then your the bad guy/fag/beta.
If she were only 30-40 pounds lighter...
>>24860269
> she will never jerk your dick with those big claws, and bully you for cumming too soon
feels bad man
>>24860269
>mike steele
>robot
top kek senpai
a few weeks ago he got a blowjob in his car in a parking lot and he didn't even want it
is there really no one in this who listens to jim and them
>>24861402
We have to stop her she is destroying the next generation of wizards
>>24860269
>mfw the same happenned to me at uni
>she was cute as fuck
>kept asking me to come to her party saying I was her favorite guy in the class and she wanted to know me more
>kept referring to sex all the time
>mfw refused
>mfw I'm regretting so much right now I can't stop thinking bout it even tho she took 150 dicks after that and probably don't even remember me
lol she still got to kiss him. "rejected" my ass.
>>24861798
the curse of decent loking, cute robots. im the same. be glad if you're an ugly robot. you'll never get in this situation faM.
>>24866704
I'd hit it after a few cocktails
this is how all "geek" girls are.
Does anyone have any more videos like this? Where the woman is super assertive in her flirting/ sexual harassment almost?
>>24867386
>tfw fat girl used to do this to me at the gas station late at night
>she had a kid and openly talked about how much she liked big dicks
>asks me for my "number"
>don't tell her because I'm a virgin
>ask hers
>"16"
Probably more like 40...
>>24860269
This video is funny because you can tell she started the sex talk as a joke and then quadruple downed on it but doesn't understand that women aren't funny.
>>24866015
nice post lad
>>24860386
>niche
Please, go look up the definition of that word.
>>24860386
this would be considered sexual harassment/rape etc if the situation were reversed
1. She's not interested
2. He lost even if he "rejected" her
>>24866276
they will never know my secret haha
what's the big deal? just fuck her
>>24860704
This is humiliating as shit. You really need to grow a pair.
>>24860344
i would just say fuck off bitch and then leave
>>24861543
If she's handing herself off like that she's probably crazy or got the herps lad, it just isn't worth it
1. She's about a 4/10, guys. Put your dick back in your pants.
2. Any woman that pulls that aggressive "I just wanted some dick" shit in front of a bunch of guys with rolling video cameras is up to something. Sounds too good to be true to have random girls pawing at your dick in public, and it probably is. Sounds like she's just trying her best to make a fool out of him with her lame posse.
3. Guy was being as friendly as he could under those circumstances, but the proper thing would have just been to walk away. Say something like 'If you're serious, talk to me in private, otherwise fuck off.'
>>24860269
I would absolutely destroy the cute little one who was walking around and laughing
The fat whore can eat my cum out her vag as I hit up the battlefront booths
>>24869077
idk, the makeout sesh probably would have been enough for me, i probably would have taken her to bed after that
i've had girls do this too me before and slept with them, nothing bad happened
I think it's like they bluff their way up to a certain point and then it hits her like "oh shit he's really going to fuck me now" and by then it's too late
>>24861798
> "uhhhhh yeah he wipes my ass"
thats rough anon
>>24860269
This isn't even flirting it's more like bullying.
>>24868867
>what's the big deal? just fuck her
Have you never been with a real slut? Fucking them isn't even worth it. They need to be fucked for 3 hours straight by some guy on meth to even feel like they're getting what they want. This bitch is probably so kinky and loose she'd be impossible to please. The way she's whining disappointedly at him would carry on through sex and all the way after.
>what that's it? only 2 hours of fucking and your dick is only 7 inches? okay bye i guess whatever
>>24866704
She's treating him like a child, trying to be all nice. I read that as being called a bitch. Humiliating or, if you're a confident introvert, insulting. I guess if you're reserved, that means you don't know what you want and things like being uncomfortable with a situation can be ignored. Tell me why I would go with this bitch with all these people around and them making jokes. It's horrible. It also just seems like bullshit to me. You'll say yes and she'll turn around and leave. Maybe with the "ex".
>>24869382
>They need to be fucked for 3 hours straight by some guy on meth to even feel like they're getting what they want.
THAT'S WHERE I COME IN!!!
(im not on meth i just can't orgasm)
>>24860269
>he kissed her
She literally mouth cukked him. I guarantee her mouth was on that big guys dick earlier that morning and she didn't rinse or brush her teeth. I guarantee she just gave him mouth herpes if he didn't already have it. Don't ever let yourselves be played like that robots.
>>24869448
>i just can't orgasm
That upsets them even more. Better to lie and say that you're on adderall or something and that's why you can't nut.
>>24869462
This. Robots are completely missing the point. It's not about sexual harassment. And it's not about whether you should fuck her or not because she's not interested. It's about saying he's a low-status male. It's just some bitch in high school saying to her friend, you should go out with anon, and the clique laughing. I mean it is harassment but the point is being missed.
>>24869077
I've said it before and i'll say it again: anything that is INITIATED by a woman is to be mistrusted.
lmaoing at these comments senpai
roastie getting toastiepretty sure she said she was just fucking with him at the end there tho
>>24860269
I can't believe how many guys are standing around watching this, not saying a word, just lame ass smiles on their face laughing at the slut's jokes and the alpha male's jokes. This is high school as fuck. This is national geographic beta kingdom shit.
>>24861798
>"uhhhhh yeah he wipes my ass"
ehehehehehe
>>24860269
>I'm just playing with you
Yeah okay whore. You're fat and are still acting like you're a 120 lb. bombshell. You could tell she was getting legit sad by the end and starting to feel insulted. Her bully routine was melting away. Bullies always end up hurting themselves once they push things too far. Now she'll go back to the hotel and get pounded by her big fat "ex" to soothe her ego.
>>24861798
i completely understand what this guy is going through
>>24860269
>>24861798
Reminds me of the time a hot cheerleader asked me out in the 7th grade and I thought she was joking at first but she clearly wasn't. All her friends were standing a few feet away pretending not to watch/listen but I knew they were, and my friends were standing around behind me. I laughed at her and said "no" and she got this really hurt look on her face and turned around.
I look back at that moment and am still amazed at myself. I just didn't know how to react.
But that girl was a sweetie. This girl is a garbage slut.
>>24869486
just fake it dude
if you have a rubber on just be like "oh im gonna cum", wiggle your dick a bit and then flush the condom like usual
>>24870080
Literally the exact same thing happened to me. I find it funny looking back since I actually became good friends with her without any romantic feelings between us and she was cool to hang out with
>>24870330
Interesting. I was too autismal to have girls as friends but I did talk to my "one that got away" a few times and always wondered "what if" but still never had the right self esteem. From what I heard she was dating football chads by then anyway.
I blew it.
Fags. I would do her hard.
