Easiest, fastest and least painful way to an hero?
>>24859194
Revolvers.
Monossido di Carbonio
Carbon Monoxide
O3
>>24859194
Allahu Ackbar my friend
Super original post
drunk shot in the heart, pussy
Intert gas inhalation. Ideally something pure from a source, not carbon monoxide from burning. Helium is generally cut heavily partially because so many people were killing themselves with it, but more importantly because helium is a finite resources and the powers that be are sick of people wasting it on fucking birthday parties.
You could also try a drug overdose if you want to mess around with that stuff, but that's a bit more complicated and there are some more potential avenues of failure.
>>24859194
Did you make this thread in hope someone will convince you not to an hero? Well guess what, I am not the person.
>>24859194
The easiest way I know.
happy to help, son.
12 ga. shotgun, shorter is better up to a point.
00 or 000 buckshot ammo.
go somewhere remote
find spot
get drunk/high
kneel
put the butt against something heavy right behind you
press deadly end of shotgun under your skull from behind where the skull meets the neck
best of luck! I'll be following a similar plan myself very soon.
>>24859194
he's on the way, op
>>24859194
If you're in a similar situation to me without access to guns (suburban Britfag), best bet is jumping from a large height onto a hard surface or CO poisoning.
>>24859302
I don't have access to guns (I'm from Belgium)
>>24859194
Alcohol/drugs + train track
it ain't rocket science, pal
OP if you're looking for the least painful way to die then you don't really want to kill yourself.
Why kill yourself? Why don't you kill the ones that made you want to do this in the first place, become an /r9k/ hero OP
