Aspie/Social anxiety happening thread? Aspie/Social anxiety happening thread.
Now before you read this, keep in mind that i have severe aspergers.
>be at grocery store
>pick up stuff and go to the checkout
>halfway through the cashier girl scanning the products i realize i forgot my wallet at home
>bpm goes up to 200, cold sweats come out
>with each scanning i get more anxious
>done scanning
>looks up to me in a waiting manner for me to pay
>whatdowhatdowhatdo.exe
>decide to act as if you got a heart attack
<Oh no, i AM having A heart ATTACK!
>go lie on the floor and make growling sounds
>realize that this act wasn't believable at all
>get up and think furiously about another plan
>decide to act like a robot and do a robot voice
<greetings, human. i am robot. robot left wallet at home, robot is malfunction
>move around like a robot
>cashier is staring at me mouth wide open, doesn't even know what to say
>think more furiously what to do next
<IT'S A PRANK!!! YOU'RE BEING FILMED!
<"Mhmm. Are you going to pay or not?"
>need to escape
>come up with (then) perfect plan
>decide to act as if you were retarded
<uh.. COCK! ASS! HOMO-COCK! SHIT! I'M A RETARD AOOEOEAOE
>caught everyones attention
>start running like hell
>bump into an old lady
>old lady falls over, breaks her nose
>blood everywhere
<IT'S A PRANK, THE OLD BI-.. uh LADY IS IN IT TOO FAKE BLOOD FAKE BLOOD
>trip and hit head on concrete wall, literally knock yourself out
>get woken up by cops
>get taken to the police station
>watch security footage with cops
>cops laugh their asses off at how someone can make so many fuck ups in less than 5 minutes
>get 1.5k$ fine
Needless to say, i never went into that store again.
>>24859144
I dont believe this, nobody is this autistic.
Pics or didnt happen
>>24859181
I'm happy that i'm so good at fucking things up people don't even believe me
This was 5 years ago, i have no idea where the documents are. After that i've kept to myself pretty much
>>24859144
Post pic of $1.5k fine
The autismo levels were over 9000
>>24859199
Look up bro, i have no idea where the piece of paper is in my shithole of an apartment.
Probably getting kicked out next month, don't have enough money to pay rent
this is the funniest thing ive read in a long time. thanks OP.
>>24859253
You're welcome. Even this event being so old, i can't laught at it myself. After this thing i got into major social exclusion
gr8 b8 m8, I will never believe anyone can be this autistic..
>>24859144
I'm 51/49 on this. 51% being me believing it. I haven't laughed at a story like this in a long time. You sure do have a way with words OP.
>>24859329
Wow, am i really that special? I am literally smiling for the first time in months
Holy shit i am actually not worthless
>>24859357
Holy shit i actually feel amazing now
MY LIFE ISN'T MEANINGLESS AFTER ALL
>>24859144
You didn't appeal the fine?
>>24859510
I just paid it, i was so embarrased i just needed to forget all of that happened. Thanks mom for giving me the money for that
Too bad this is fake
>>24859250
Just pretend you're filming a prank again, it worked so well the first time
>>24859595
I would laugh if my self esteem would be anything higher than non-existant
>>24859181
The fact that you considered the fact that it might be real shows your autism.
>>24859379
>>24859462
Yes it is because you are getting positive reinforcement from people on the internet calling you a retarded idiot.
>>24859633
Atleast i'm special in some way
Congrats I actually cringed.
>>24859694
Thank you, all of you guys are making me feel much better! I have not had this feeling in years, and i am serious. I wish i had some other bad fuck ups to tell, but i have restricted myself from going anywhere
>>24859633
Fuck up stories are a good way to receive positive feedback because we can all relate to OP in some way.
Or would you rather hear about Chad's awesome hookup stories?
Dont listen to this saltmaster OP
congratz op you are on fb page - best of 4 chan >:D
>>24861291
I'm the one who sent it to that page. OP should thank me
>>24859144
ok son, let me tell you where you screwed up
>severe aspergers
>doesn't notics he forgot his wallet before it's too late
nope.tiff.exe
>>24861699
I had a small booklet in my pocket which i thought was my wallet when i left home. Should have actually reached in my pocket to make sure
I have the same laptop,
pretty solid for multimedia, good for gaming if you're not pretentious about having your settings and resolutions up there. quite comfy and great keyboard and sound too.
