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is it worth $250 to lose my virginity?
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is it worth $250 to lose my virginity?
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>>24858707
No of course not. You could live off $250 for like 4 years if you played your cards right.
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>>24858707
At first it might be but after some time in your Life you will know sex is highly overrated and jacking it off will do the trick just as good. Well sex is still nicer then doing it with yourself nur tue effort you have to make to get sex is just not worth

>and because i Know my english sux
>tl;dr no
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>>24858707
$250 is the price for at least one hour
you won't last that long, trust me
also sex is nice but sex with condoms is highly overrated and unless you want to catch some disease you would need to use them

so no it's not worth it, keep fighting the good fight
eventually you'll find someone worth fucking without having to pay
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>>24858899
i literally never leave my house, unless a woman broke into my house and forced herself onto me there is no way i'd ever end up in a situation where i'd be able to have sex with a woman
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>>24858707
Just get a cheaper hooker, can probs get a decent one for 60
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>>24859106
i want to lose my virginity, not catch a half dozen diseases all at once
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Why not get a girlfriend?
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>>24859391
hooker's a better deal really
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>>24859117
I would advise you to do it but you would need a special practice beforehand. Care to read?
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>>24859411
>hooker's a better deal really

Hookers won't move in with you, pay half the rent, and love you until the day you die.
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>>24858899
You won't last that long, but if you pay for half an hour as soon as you cum you are booted out the door.
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>>24859473
What will surely happen is that you will either come too soon or won't be able to feel anything or maintain an erection. You will feel highly frustrated after and the feeling of having wasted your money.
Here is what you will do before renting that hooker:
1. Between condoms of different sizes, buy the ones that fit you the most.
2. You need to practice putting the condom and fuck holes with it. So stop masturbating with your hands and start emulating having sex in the desired positions. When you have sex, all your muscles are working. When you jerk off, you just move your hand and it will be too disturbing to switch from a daily habit of being passive to positions where you are physically active. You need to practice that feeling first.
3. Then you want to fuck things (homemade pussies, fleshlights, socks, whatever) with your condoms on for at least 10 minutes, with short breaks if you need. The longer you last the better. Use 1-2-3 packs of condoms fucking things beforehand so you will be used to a) putting a condom on b) feelings with a condom, c) last with a condom. Remember, to keep you dick hard, you need to be sexually aroused mentally. You need to learn how to stay hard if you mind becomes bored.

Once you can last at least 10 minutes with a condom, now you are ready to call a hooker and fuck her. You're welcome.
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>>24858707
It's only worth $250 if you think it's worth $250. If it's that big of a monkey on your back and you have disposable income, then by all means go for it.
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>>24859610
See OP?
Better go outside and get a gf, then you can fuck her without condoms.
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>>24859485
Fine I was being edgy and you managed to upset me. Happy?
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Seems a little high, but hey whats a little extra if its just a one n done kinda thing
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>>24859669
The whole "condom sux kills my feelings" meme needs to stop. I'm now totally fine fucking with a condom, my brain has associated condoms with sex. Putting them doesn't kill my boner at all.
OP, and forget the bullshit "masturbate before seeing her". Normally you will be able to cum as many times as you want in 1h. Fuck her at least twice. You want to make the best use of those 250$. Dont be a fagget who will cuddle and talk the rest of the time.
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Also instead of paying 250$ for 1h, it's better to book 2x 30 minutes if possible.
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>>24859610
>You will feel highly frustrated after and the feeling of having wasted your money.
This so much. You think you're finally done, that you're not a virgin anymore. But it will feel like you are because you didn't do or feel anything.

>>24859746
>I'm now totally fine fucking with a condom
Because you convinced yourself of this. Condoms suck. If you're cut and using a condom you may as well stay virgin forever.
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>>24859773
I'm cut AND use condoms. It goes totally fine thanks to my practice. I completely stoped masturbating the old way and only emulate sex with a condom. That's a very good way to stay in touch with the real feeling of fucking an actual girl. When the time comes, no anxiety at all, you are in known territories.
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>>24859804
delusion: the post

you're putting a barrier between you and the pussy AND you've also been mutilated of the most sensible area of the penis

fuck if I were to pull back my foreskin and simply walk around it would hurt a lot
and you people think you can still feel anything?
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>>24859830
Dude, I can feel. Most porn actors are cut and are able to feel too. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to cum
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>>24859855
w/ condoms and cut dick you feel AT BEST 5% of what an uncut man would feel without a condom
and that 5% is probably just her body warmth and the heat resulting from friction
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>>24859889
make it 2% if they cut out your frenulum too
that shit is like the holy grail of nerves
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I dont get why the fuck you get kicked out of apartment after cumming? What if I want just touch her or cuddle or even talk?
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>>24859889
>>24859922

And your point is what? Ok it won't feel as if I was uncut, but you can use that to last longer. When a girl is really tight and I'm excited, I can come in under 2 min if I want to.
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>>24859947
>but you can use that to last longer.
always the same excuse
cutfags are so powerless it's cute
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>>24859983
>tfw I like being cut and it doesn't bother me
>tfw my dick never smells cheese
>stay mad
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>>24860312
>cutfags will defend this
cvck mode initiated
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>your virginity
>cheap as fuck
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