Who here /depression/ but don't take meds for it? I won't see a psychologist or what ever the fuck either and I've been like this for 7 years.
Don't want to be on no list and have my guns taken away. Get fucked government.
>who here /self diagnosed based on some test i took online/
>>24856880
Yes, because going to the doctor and filling out some paperwork only for you to be then sent to a psychologist where you tick some boxes (Do u feel dis and dis?) is any better then those online tests, you Gigantic drama queen faggot.
>>24856925
What makes you think you're depressed?
>>24856925
> Doctors know less than an online personality test
>>24856966
>Sucking my dick after i literally bent you the fuck over and rammed my dick in your anus
luv it
>>24856974
>Doctors are le smartest ever
You tell them what to prescribe you, not the other way around.
Get out more, faggot.
>>24856981
Good answer (not).
>>24856988
Doctors are expected to know a little bit more than an online personality test. Im both diagnosed professionally and i from time to time do the tests posted on r9k and im convinced that my psychiatrist knows more about another human than a programmed quiz.
>>24857022
>blah blabh albh
Those doctors rely on computers to give them all the information they need, especially when it comes to medication and to give what. Also what works with what and what doesn't.
You dumbass nigger.
I got officially diagnosed and prescribed some generic Prozac or something.
Didn't even finish my first bottle because all they did was make me very sleepy and less horny and I didn't like that.
>>24856993
>(not)
Anon that was very mean, but I have to admit, you sure got him good.
>>24857029
Have you ever been through the medical system? I have, pull your fucking head in you mouth breathing degenerate.
>>24857029
Are you saying doctors literally have no knowledge of their own specialisation and do nothing but practically google things on a computer?
>>24857047
I remark was a pisstake on how shit his thing was, there he is fucking me in the ass and sucking his own dick covered in feaces. Think about it for a moment, it's the mindset of a manchild who posts on r9k saying he's depressed for attention loves to suck his dick through another mans ass.
>>24856823
Can't get firearms license in Canada if you have a history of mental illness. Also affects life insurance policies, military entry and security issues, and some other things but I forget.
I really think my parents are spying on me
I get told by my cat at night that they're trying to kill me in my sleep and they're reporting about me to the government
They want me to get help because i was laughing at a joke my cat said to me and I really don't need it
Sorry for the vent r9k I'm just really stuck
>>24857062
I have and i live in a first world country, you keep preaching on bullshit you clearly have no idea about.
Stupid nigger, don't forget to take your meds.
>>24857070
Doctors have the knowledge, and knowledge of the human body. No doubt about that but they rely on computers most of the time especially when medication is involved.
Doctor also won't do anything or pinpoint your personality "problem", but give you some quick medication to check for it and then give you a referral to go to the physiologist. Where you'll sit down tick some boxes and speak for a bit and be assessed.
You kids keep talking like you know a thing.
>>24857091
do you have a packet of paracetamol in the cupboard? eat the entire packet.
>>24857077
>sharing your feels is attention whoring
I can't tell if you're trying to white knight for people who are depressed or if you're really upset over being diagnosed so you need to overcompensate
>>24857086
Yep, another reason i wasn't stupid enough like the drama queens in here to preach about it and get medication. EVEN with medication look where the losers still are.
Rotting away on that chair.
>>24857100
Autism 101, thanks for allowing me to interact with subhumans over the internet instead of having to meet you face-to-face.
>>24857100
I went to the psych ward, talked to a bunch of medical personnel there and got given meds. And literally none of what youre saying is correct in my case, but to each their own i suppose.
>>24857126
Take meds for that denialism, nigger.
>>24857133
>Wow i pretended i was gonna kill my self
>oh look a psych-ward
I'm impressed.
Do the people who bitch about self diagnosis think that a person suddenly contracts it the instant the doctor says they have it?
>>24857145
I believe so, look at the sheer cry babies in here who think because they did a check-list at the physiologists it means they instantly got depression.
Personality tests say that I have serious depression and that I should go and visit a psychologist. Fuck this, you're getting me nowhere.
>>24857117
I'm not diagnosed with depression you dumb fuck, I was speaking about the medical system. I don't fall for that stupid ass shit. I have neuropathic pain after a serious accident and have tried every drug under the sun to try and fix it (including an SSRI). I'm not white knighting anyone or attention whoring, go fuck yourself.
>>24857140
> Not addressing the point
Wow im surprised.
This is becoming too nonsensical.
>>24857158
Sounds like you were diagnosed with down-syndrome.
>>24857140
What am I in denial about, I'm not the fuckwit who's posting on r9k claiming to be depressed. How about you take a step back and access your life rather than calling my a nigger on the internet you muppet.
>>24856823
Why aven't you blow your brains out yet? If I had a gun that's the first thing I'd do.
>>24857119
I wouldn't say it makes you a second class citizen, but it follows you for the rest of your life.
>>24857172
>Failed normie who probably necked himself driving a bumper car thinks he knows the medical system like the back of his hand.
You're like a female, you don't like to be told when you are wrong.
>>24857171
Were you home schooled or are you such a backward inbred fuck that your brain can't comprehend simple sentences.
I'm not sure how you're trying to extrapolate the fact that I'm down syndrome out of my posts but how about you attack my content rather than my character. Yes, I've been through doctors offices for years whilst OP (a faggot) has not.
>>24857158
Anon why do you feel the need to lie about neuropathic pain?
Going on MD online doesn't mean you have it
>>24857202
Stop whining you butterfly, take your meds.
>>24857202
Okay then downie
>>24857196
You never said I'm wrong, you called me a nigger. Enjoy your shitty depressed life dude, hopefully you can end it before it becomes too much.
Self-diagnosis obviously suffers from special snowflake syndrome, but I don't understand why getting legitimately diagnosed is this fuck-up badge of honor.
If you get diagnosed by a doctor with a mental illness, that means that you went out of your way to have contact with another human being in pursuit of well-being either physically or mentally.
Doesn't that basically make you a normie loser??
>>24857222
I'm sorry you have down-syndrome but don't take it up on me. Also cant hate a white folk for calling you a nigger when you've shown to be a complete and utter moron.
Don't drink that bottle under the sink anon, it's probably bleach.
>>24857029
>>24856988
>>24856925
I am already convinced your mental health problems extend far and beyond clinical depression.
>>24857231
You cannot get meds without being diagnosed, and i kinda really needed meds and i kinda really still need em too.
>>24857231
>Doesn't that basically make you a normie loser??
Pretty much, though the people who sit on that chair and tell all their problems are far bigger snowflakes and bigger normies.
>>24857204
I'm not lying, believe what you want.
>>24857209
I'm not whining, go fuck yourself.
>>24857219
Again if the best you've got is that I'm down syndrome then hats off to you.
Keep ass patting and reaffirming each others views, you're still broken and fucked in the head.
>>24857231
You don't have a cold or flu until the doctor says so
It happens the instant it comes out of his mouth
I had an uncle with this huge thing growing on his neck, he's doing fine and all that. Then he goes to a doctor and bing bam boom he's got cancer
>>24857251
Should of worn that seat-belt on that bumper car, you gronk. Don't whine to us.
>>24857219
>>24857209
You're not speaking to the man you think you are, friends. Your envy is very thinly veiled and I have transcended your shaming tactics with heaps of humility. You can kiss my ass.
>>24857251
Whatever you say special "Web MD" diagnosed retard
>>24857145
Thing is that a person's psychopathology is usually more complicated than a single diagnosis.
>>24857235
Is this diagnosis of down syndrome coming from the same anon that thinks online personality tests are good for depression and doctors are bad?
Why am I an utter moron?
>>24857272
Wow, I'm talking to his pocket-bitch. So what? Literally same shit different smell.
>>24857272
>I'm envious of a self diagnosed downie
Literally lmaoing
>>24857280
>Diagnosed himself on Web MD
>Gets upset when someone takes a personality test
Son, you really got that downie syndrome.
>>24857275
I'm not posting a bunch of my medical records for you autistics to get your 'proof', believe what you want. OP is still a faggot that thinks he knows more than Doctors.
At least I have something that can be fixed, your life will always be pathetic.
>>24857281
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I'm not even self diagnosed. I don't have downs syndrome, you're not using the correct terms. I must have flustered your jimbobs somewhere or you wouldn't even take the time to respond, who wants to waste breath on a zero?
>>24857304
You can'tbecause you hace non. but you can post the webmd screen you got diagnosed with you retard
>>24857304
The only faggot here is you, you continue to whine while showing off your badge that's a screenshot of your diagnosed receipt you got from Web MD.
I wish you broke your neck on that bumper car instead.
I got released from my mandatory army service due to anxiety and depression.
The doc prescribed me a year's worth of Prozac but desu I think he did that just to get me off his face.
I looked at the side effects, found that it was better than a placebo only for more severe cases (which I didn't think I was) and never took a single one.
There was also talk about getting me in contact with a psychiatrist but I never heard from that. I saw a psychotherapist for most of my childhood and I think it did more harm than good so I wasn't too eager to contact anyone about it.
I feel like I should maybe go get diagnosed by someone whose only motivation isn't to get my ugly face out of his office. At the same time I don't see how that would change anything.
>>24857309
Yeah okay then syndrome of a down
>>24857327
but anon you need that special badge of being diagnosed by-a-professional-checklist.
>>24857309
>>24857333
>>24857281
>>24857289
That's not me you dumb fucks, try comparing the amount of swear words I add in each post and that false flag of an anon post from OP. Jesus, you're all as gullible as the next.
>>24857361
You linked my post here which i agreed and said he was your pocket bitch; >>24857281
You dumb downie, proof-read what you type next time you whiny bitch.
>>24857361
>I purposely type one post with swears so people think I'm not the same
What else did you give yourself on webmd?
>>24857379
No, I'm just a normie and 4chan's UI is too complex. You think I'm a downie because I add a few characters to a post on a forum? I wonder what you think about yourself.
>>24857380
The tub of lard probably has a lot of badges in his collection of self-diagnosis.
>>24857387
.Normie
No anon, you're a downie.
>>24857387
Self diagnosed downie to be specific
>>24857338
But I have been diagnosed.
It's just that it was an army doc who generally has less than zero willingness to deal with spineless shitstains like myself.
Tbh most public healthcare here is like that. The doctor has 9001 patients per day so during your 5 minutes he basically just gives you a blank stare and writes you a prescription to the same fucking pills as long as what you say could be in any way be interpreted as hinting depression.
>>24857408
Don't tell the downie public healthcare is as useless as an online personality test, by the way you are saying what was said before which he disagreed too.
Well it was fun to get called down syndrome this evening, thanks guys.
I'm off to bed now, I have work and a fulfilling life tomorrow (albeit somewhat hampered by my condition).
Hopefully you can all keep the thread from 404'ing so you can talk about your depression.
Enjoy the robot life, right, guys?
>>24857430
I haven't read the thread.
It seems shitty so I don't intend to.
>>24857449
Get to bed, downie. You've got school tomorrow.
Just to lay out the list of events
>OP tries to create a thread about depression for those afflicted to share their feels about being scared to seek help due to the consequences
>some guy who self diagnosises himself as a retard starts bitching about people self diagnosing depression
>because his webmd consultation he's of a higher prestige
>shitposting ensues
Pic very much related
>>24857379
You're sicker than I am, Quentin. Your cognitive dissonance and denial is pretty amusing though. You win your social games, I win because I know I'm right. Have you no humility? Keep hiding behind your validation. I never cared about my esteem. Yours is your everything. It's all coming down, they know your secret.
>>24857449
Tell your wrangler I said hi
>>24857474
Are you downie tard handler speaking? Nice to meet ya.
>Think my life is bad
>Suddenly realize at least I'm no a nigger or have down-syndrome.
>Feel like a million bucks
>>24857503
Stop it I do not have downsyndrome what makes you think I do
>>24856823
went cold turkey off anti depressants after thanksgiving of 2013, flunked my first semester but bounced back after that. I had been through roughly four years of therapy, psychiatrist appointments, 8 different prescriptions, and two institutionalizations before I decided to say 'fuck this' and accept my own mental status rather than try and hide behind a fog of pharmaceuticals. I had two different diagnoses based on different low points; the first was 'severe chronic depression' the second was 'episodic drug addict with major depression' they didn't give me any blood tests to determine my mental state, it was all based on hours of conversation and questioning. I don't deny that I have sad brains, I just think it's ridiculous that they really believe they can put all these different levels of what is essentially intense and pervasive sadness and self loathing into organized little boxes.
