What was the craziest thing you've ever done because you were extremely sexually frustrated?
Talked to a manlet.
>>24854894
>giving manlets false hope
y
>>24854863
fap like a normal person would
masturbated my asshole with celery I later put in dinner for mom and dad and myself
shoved things up my ass in an attempt to massage my prostate. It was just really uncomfortable.
PAM on dick
do not try
>>24854863
prostitutes, escorts, a few fat chicks, and a blowie from a questionable "female".
none of that was as bad as when i slept with a (female) heroin dealer for gear (6 times)
Balanced myself on my sink and a clothesbin, with a broom in my ass while jacking it
looking back now, I could've died pretty quickly and horrifically if I so much as slipped, I was a dumb kid
Hookers.
They're not worth it.
>>24854863
Sexually assaulted a woman.
Turns out sexual assault IS about sex.
>>24854863
I recorded an audio clip of myself masturbating on a /soc/ thread and people listened to it.
>tfw over 800 people listened
>>24856272
Guy or grill? What did you masturbate to?
>Tried to get a dog to lick my nipple
>Jacked off while my grandmother was in the room, continued to jack off while standing right behind her
>Jacked off on a bus
>Had a dog lick peanut butter out my asshole and off my ballsack
>Put on a young childs underwear and jacked off
>Searched anyone and everyone's house for porn and dildos if given half the chance
>Watched scenes in movies with even a slight amount of nudity over and over while jacking off
>As a kid I kept showing some other kid my dick and offered and asked for dick massages
>Fucked the shit out of a pillow
>Rubbed my dick on carpet
>Humped the leg of my school desk and rubbed through my pants until I came while looking into a hot substitute teachers eyes
>Got naked at night and jacked off while sprawled out on the grass, sometimes helicoptered passing cars because at the time I thought it would cause someone to come have sex with me
>Used to look through peoples windows with binoculars looking for fucking
That's all I got at the top of my head. Being that horny could be fun but I don't miss it.
followed a girl for 4 blocks looking at her cute asian butt cheeks hanging out of her shorts
turned on my webcam and just watched myself masturbate
it was the most amazing experience i've ever had, still ashamed though
Jerked off in school when I was in 7th grade. Didn't get caught, but I did leave a glob on the floor.
>>24856309
Grill. I masturbated to men masturbating in the MSA thread pfft.
