>Hey anon-kun~ i heard you're still a virgin, would you like your sister to change that for you?
>>24854272
Yes, yeah that would be great.
>unzips dick
>looks at clock
>>24854899
>tfw no kinky school girl gf
>>24854272
>>24854929
Damn, just looking at her, you can see the severe daddy issues. She's the kind of girl who would be loyal to you but you would be the one to break up with her if you couldn't handle the crazy. Also, you would need to be taller than her for obvious reasons.
>>24854971
>ANON DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
>>24854984
I would have sex with her but I don't love her, no.
I could imagine her cutting off your dick because you didn't text her 10 times a day.
>>24855023
>leave the country
>she finds you
>tfw santa doesn't leave you a needy girl for Christmas
She shits everyday.
Shit slides between those asscheeks every single day.
Think about it.
>>24855174
Shit slides between your asscheeks you autistic moron. Do you not use toilet paper or something? Do you only like anal? Jesus. People like this guy are the ones that are truly hopeless.
>>24855174
Being regular is a sign of good health senpai :)
I'm not, but I'll fuck you anyway
>>24855174
Great, now I have an erection.
>"aim for my belly button, anon-kun!"
>Do you mind if i call you daddy while we do it anon?
>>24855174
Shit sliding between my ass cheeks is my favorite part of my day
>>24855216
How grimly predictable
