>tfw people really are nothing but a game to you
Who here /puppetmaster/?
>tfw you are just a game to normies
You guys have any good stories? I love these type of threads
>>24853853
Socially inept autistics aren't even a blip on the radar for normies, don't inflate your worth.
>>24853853
IKTF.
Explain social engineering to me, master. I once met a psychopath, unbeknownst to me at the time. The man has incredible superficial charm, he knows exactly how to make the puppets dance like he wants them to. He is also extremely arrogant, it's as if his tower is 2000 stories high but it's made of glass. It took quite a while for it to dawn on me that he was indeed a psychopath. In a way he is superior to me, in a way he is laughably full of himself, almost to the point he believes himself infallible. His arrogance will be his downfall. I never had anywhere to fall in the first place.
master master master...dun dun DUN DUN REEEE
There are many who have designs upon this world
And dream of wild and vast reformations
I have heard them talking in their sleep
Of elegant mutations
And cunning annihilations
I have heard them whispering in the corners of crooked houses
And in the alleys and narrow back streets of this crooked creaking universe
Which they with their new designs were made straight and sound
But each of these new and I'll conceived designs
Is deranged in it's heart
For they see this world as if it were alone and original
And not as only one of count with others
Whose nightmares all precede
Like a hideous garden grown from a single seed
I have heard these dreamers talking in their sleep
And I stand waiting for them
As at the top of a darkened flight of stairs
They know nothing of me
And none of the secrets of my special plan
While I know every crooked creaking step of theirs
>>24853613
ur 2edgy4me m8
>start hormone therapy in my teens
>now I'm passing for female
>string along plenty of guys on cam
>get them to buy me things on my Amazon wishlist
>for every nice thing I get, I get a little dirtier
>show off my ass in a skirt, tease them
>when they can't take it anymore, haul out my dick and masturbate while they look on in horror
You're missing out ~
>>24854175
I'd start beating it too if you looked like that.
>>24854201
Made me smile. Got Skype?
>>24854175
Holy shit
If I had a dick AND tits
Dude half male half female master race
>tfw normies are so gullible you can get caught lying and lie your way out of it
one time at a party I got so plastered that I flipped the beer bong table and I managed to convince the witnesses that it wasn't me and that they were just high
>>24854175
A-are you an archeologist ?
>>24854222
why? So you can swindle me into buying shit for you on amazon? You're no better than any roastie out there. Fuck off, subhuman scum.
>>24854362
Hahaha no??
>>24854376
Because I wanted to fuck myself and have you watch, idiot.
>>24854175
You didn't have to become a girl to get people to buy you things. I date girls and get them to buy me things all the time. My current gf is getting me a ps4 this week.
>>24854281
They probably just didn't see any point in arguing with you
>>24853613
>a game to you
A game, or The Game?
(which you just lost)
>>24854457
More pics. I'd ask you to beat off for me on Skype but I have a girlfriend
Normies.
GET THE FUCK OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEE
but srsly
OUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
>>24853613
>set up relationships between friends
>watch them crash and burn
>3am bellies a grumbling
>time for beef welly
>try to take my jamjams off but mummy duct taped the back zipper
>piss and shit myself instead
>run up and down the halls screaming "Beef Welly in my belly" to get mums attention
>I hear the yumyum bell ringing in the kitchen
>scamper into the kitchen and mummy has 3 beefy wellies waiting for me
>give her a debonair wink and say "smart cookie"
The ability to exercise your will on lesser humans is what elavates Men from slaves.-Neil Degrasse Tyson
>>24856144
Nigga I don't think you understand, I don't lust for power like you sociopaths do. I beat to the tune of my own drum. It is true that I am socially challenged and it is true that communication and cooperation is a large part of what makes humanity great but your confidence borderlining on arrogance is going to come back to bite you in the ass. Too bad you're so full of yourself you can't see the forest for the trees.
There's more than one type of intellect. We both have our strong suits. We were always better off working together rather than apart but you are too obsessed with power to see it. You are going to drown in your delusions of grandeur.
>>24854175
Miles Cyrus?
>>24854175
>>24854222
>>24854457
well this sucks i got a boner