>you're cooking up chum
>she's gurgling his cum
you're playing video games
she's at the show, watching In Flames
>>24850623
gr8 tattoo idea pic related
>you drive her to the mall
>he fucks her in the ass
>you want to hang
>shes in a gangbang
>You're working the fryin pan
>She's getting fucked in the can
>>24850623
>you work on a degree
>she works on her knees
>You look at her ass
>Chad rapes her ass
>Your cleaning tables
>She's getting fucking in the stables
>By a horse.....cable.
>>24850623
>you cook her dinner
>chad is deep inisde her
>>24850623
Plankton is married to his computer AND he's a manlet. He's the ultimate robot.
>>24850760
That must be the worst one i have ever read
>go on /r9k/ everyday
>again this fucking thread
>>24850760
u lil bitch
>You work for 12 hours
>Your mom's a whore
>you're a wagekuck
>she fucks a neet
>you compliment her on her hair
>Chad explores places in her you would never dare
>You ignore her right from the get-go in order to avoid problems at work.
>Sexual harassment, fired.
>you buy her a drink
>shes getting fucked on the bathroom sink
>you flip krabby patties for Five dollars an hour
>all of Larry's lobster juice she does devour
>She thinks you're a creep
>She blows chad in the back of his Jeep
>you're putting the kids to bed
>she's giving chad head
>you play video games all day
>chad fucks her in every way
>With you, she just likes cuddling on the couch
>When she's with Chad, he makes her scream ouch
>You like to shitpost on /pol/
>she's getting fucked in every whole
>You read Plato and Aristotle
>With him, she plays spin the bottle.
>you suck lolipops
>she sucks dicks
>You just leveled up in a RPG
>chad is making her cum in waves, like the sea
>With your guild, you're doing raids
>Chad, he's giving her AIDS
>>24850623
>you're step dad calls you gay
>Chads having his way with julayyyyyy
>you fantasize about giving her a massage
>on her face doth Chad fire his semen barrage
>You don't know what to do
>Now he's fucking your mom too
>>24850623
>you really need to study
>face it, you're a retard buddy
>he can't spell rhyme
>she's covered in your slime
>>24850623
Good.
>>24850643
Worst one ever.
>>24850760
Very original.
>>24850815
Shit.
>>24851053
Shit.
>>24851093
Shit.
>>24851098
Shit.
>>24851104
Shit.
>>24851128
Shit.
>>24851230
Shit.
>>24851250
Shit.
>>24851275
Okay.
>>24851285
Shit.
>>24851315
Shit.
>>24851328
Shit.
>>24851387
Pretty good.
>>24851434
Okay.
>>24851474
Okay.
>>24851517
Pretty good.
>>24851576
Shit.
>>24851578
Shit.
>>24851697
Shit.
>>24851733
Shit.
>>24852070
Pretty good.
>>24852167
Shit.
>>24852180
10/10, my good sir.
>>24852223
Okay.
>>24852251
Shit.
>>24852263
Okay.
>you're with anons reading shitposts
>she's with Chads performing spitroasts
>>24852477
>While you're at home studying Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason
>She is with Chad, committing high treason.
>you're dodging her spell cards
>she's getting you really hard
Ily though qt
>>24850760
Lmfao not gonna lie
>you hate normies, obsessing over the swine
>meanwhile, her and chad are on round nine
>>24851517
>the smell of her perfume lingers in the air
>right now chad is behind her, pulling her hair
>>24853752
>she told you today that you look cute in beanies
>right now she's with Chads, taking their weenies
>>24853812
>you find a stand of her hair on your sweatshirt
>she likes the way chad makes her insides hurt
>you're reading all the texts she's sent, to you, her dear best friend
>she's pleading, pussy wrecked to ruin, Chad spanks her raw rear end
>>24853836
>you spent two hours shopping with her yesterday
>she takes Chads dick and thinks you're gay
>the stench from your bedroom grows more and more heinous
>shes out getting railed, niggers tounging her anus
>>24853868
>you're listening to Sounds of Silence
>chads listen to her take their giants
>You're pissing in jars
>Chad's hitting up bars
>>24853902
>you're selecting all images with street names
>she is an animal in the bed, that Chad gets to tame
>>24853923
>you're thinking of her all night
>for Chad, she puts up no fight
>>24853961
>all you want is to make her happy
>all she wants is to call Chad daddy
>'I'm not a robot', you're clicking, thinking this conflicts persona
>She says he's so hot, licks her lip and soon his boner
>>24852682
Best one itt hands down. Congrats anon.
>>24852682
10/10 would lol again
>you take her shift
>she takes his shaft
>>24850760
i kek'd at how bad this one was.
>you stay home and fap
>he gives her the clap
>you make a meme
>chad gives her his cream
>you tell her what this anime is about
>she screams as Chad is eating her out
Sitting in front of you,
playing hard to get,
and only her panties knew
one gaze from Chad made her wet.
She is what makes you go on,
she is giving you strength;
but as city gets covered by dawn,
Chad is using full length.
>you still blame it on your genes
>she and Chad are libertines
>>24857136
TIL I learned what libertine meant
Thank you for the education, 4chan
>you think your relationship with her is going steady
>when you're away she tells Chad "her body is ready"
You help her out with her essay
Chad covers her in his clay
>you have trouble falling asleep
>she takes chads rod real nice and deep
you get a smile when you give it your all
Chad gets her ass when he gives her a call
To the board of /r9k/ anon went
For only Chad does she scream and get bent
You ponder her beauty, her so-sweet scent
Her pussy, for whom only Chad is lent
You sit in silence, as piss jars ferment
Another shitty day, worthlessly spent
she blogs about how Chad is superficial,
her orgasms with him were mutually beneficial
You give her a ride.
Chad fucks her from the backside.
>Thou Unloadeths ballsack when a smile she dost crack
>Chadwicks stamina hath caused her eyes to roll back
On your grave she lays a wreath.
She fucks Chad until she can't breathe.
you make her tea
Chad gives her the D
>think about how ugly you are
>chad's fucking her with a cigar
>you just want to spend your lifetime with her
>Chad is giving her the pounding of her lifetime
You could get her, if not for one reason;
Your height - the greatest of treason!
>you give her a ride in your car
>she rides Chad's dick once she gets there
>Anon, this is Chad, a nice guy I think you'll find
>Up high, down low, too slow and spanks her behind
>>24857639
Good one, quite imaginative.
She fucks chad and leaves you alone
And then fucks Tyrone
>>24857685
/r9k/ in a nutshell tbqh
>this thread is gay
>OP is a faggot
>you are a waste of time and resources
>she hates you, will never love you, and is repulsed by the thought of touching you
> Your up for the morning huddle
> She's with Chad for sex and cuddles.
Dumping what I have saved from another one of these
>you wait for her calls, while she licks his balls
>you struggle to make a connection, while she satisfies Chad's erection
>you make her laugh, he makes her cum
>you buy the meal, chad seals the deal
>you make her laugh, he makes her gasp
>you hold the door, he fucks her sore
>you tie their laces, he cums of their faces
>you give her your coat, he fucks her throat
>you get the check, he bites her neck
>you share your fries, he creams her thighs
>you lift for the gains, he gives her crotch pains
>you share your feelings, his thrusts have her reeling
>you make her some tea, she gargles his seed
>you make her some coco, she swallows his cock whole
>you make her toast, chad shreds her roast
>you take her to dinner, she puts his cock in her
>you pay money to be her bud, she goes home and gets plowed by the stud
>you take her to lunches, her pussy he munches
>you take her on friend dates, he makes her eat his man grapes
>you give her your jacket, she lets him tap it
>you cover her gas money, he makes her pus runny
>you are losing sleep, he is pounding her sheets
>you let her borrow some cash, while he's at her house destroying that gash
>your heart has been stolen, but her tongue's in his colon
>she makes you feel queasy, he makes her cum easy
>you have a friendship and it's platonic, he has a cock and she puts herself on it
>all you get is friendly hello, while he's playing that pussy like a cello
>you imagine a home together, she grinds on his bone forever
>you failed to succeed, now she's with chad sucking his seed
>you give her free attention, she gives him stiff erection
>OP makes a thread and whines, Chad's in bed bending her spine
>while you're not seeking it out, 5 other guys are eating her out
>you'd kill for her kiss, she's drinking Chad's piss
>you tell her you love her, she's getting fucked up the ass with no rubber
>at dinner you pay, she blows Chad the next day
>>24858265
cont.
>you pay the bills, he gives her the chills
>she gives you feels, Chad gives her squeals
>you got her a job, she slobbers his knob
>You compliment her figure, she then fucks a nigger
>you send her texts, while they have sex
>you listen to her cry, she sucks his balls dry
>you make her jet, he makes her wet
>you sit at home and weep, she takes him balls deep
>you clean up her room, while chad wrecks her womb
>she says you're so sweet, he makes you obsolete
>she makes you depressed, he makes her undressed
>you pay for her dinner, but chad goes up in her
>you buy her food, but chad sets the mood
>you climbed up a boulder, but got the cold shoulder
>while you climb solo, he makes her go ohhhh
>you help her learn, he makes her squirm
Also an anon sang a few of those lines
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YWVDcSxNc
![[abdicating throne intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1hsKsdI.jpg "[abdicating throne intensifies].jpg")
>>24850623
>you unite the German people underneath the glorious flag
>chad slams her in the ass all night and she becomes his slag
