Can we just have a You'll Never thread?
I was thinking about all the stuff I'll never get to do/experience and it was fucking me up
>you'll never get to go on a life changing adventure with friends
>>24850291
>You'll never get to see your son score a game winning goal/touchdown etc
>you'll never experience what it feels like to be truly happy
You'll never have sex (likely)
>>24850313
>you'll never make your dad proud
>you will never have the life smothered out of you by that big juicy ass
>>24850376
>big
Ooooookay
>you will never wake up in the morning and not want to kill yourself
>>24850376
>that
>big or juicy
>you'll never die a badass and inspiring death
>instead die alone or some embarrassing way
>>24850291
>you'll never feel the happiness of trusting in people
>you will never be a child again
>you will never feel like summer lasts forever again
>you will never be able to talk to someone withoutbfeeling like you're bothering them
>>24850376
those are big shoulders desu
>>24850291
>have someone special to share Christmas with
>meaningful relationship
>a sense of fulfillment
>financial security
>you will never get a manic pixie dream girl gf who saves you from your depression
>>24850424
this desu meinfamily
>you'll never be able to form meaningful relationships with others because you're just too fucking weird
>you will never grind your dick on that one girls ass
>>24850444
trips of truth
all our lives are empty.
>>24850291
>you will never live in the world of pokemon
>>24850479
>>24850444
>meaningful relationships
what are your issues anons?
>never fuck ines helene!!!
>you will never have sex with a non prosititute
>you will never have a gf
>no one is ever going to want you
>>24850376
>big juicy ass
Nice b8
>you'll never escape depression
>>24850486
at least i have my trip 4s and some trip 6s from /k/
>>24850525
terminal autism. even when things go well i just dont feel that strongly for people.additionaly i dont have any qualities that attract peopleim fat as fuck too ):
>you will never live a life that anybody finds interesting
>you will never have any influence on anyone other than those you already know
>>24850465
>Tfw Manic Pixie Dream Girl Gf chases after your best friend
>Tfw he talks shit about her and has no intention of getting with her
>Tfw she barely knows I exist
>Tfw your best friend keks you and your dream girl at the same time
>you'll never live a life like the anime/manga/JRPGs you love.
>no school slice of life
>>24850612
>Manic Pixie Dream Girl Gf
they exist irl?
Give me some tips on finding one
this is the ultimate one
>you will never experience teenage love
>the only women you can get now would be somebodys leftovers
>you will never study architecture in the best university in the country because you fucked up on your entry exams for two years in a row and are going to fuck up a third time in 2016
FUCK!
You'll never stop making these shitty threads desu senpai
>tfw I'll never be as talented as my favorite musicians no matter how hard I practice
>you will never fight in the european race war
>>24850700
Fuck off normie, these threads are perfect setups for feels
Sorry we can't all make threads about advice for our gfs or something like that
you can do most of this stuff...
Or do I just feed into it so I can fit it.
>tfw you'll never hold a puppy when your sad because you would need to leave your basement to get to one.
>you will never be a tall, hungry skelly
>>24850291
>I will never find love, nor will love ever find me
IT'S OK, I'VE ACCEPTED IT. I'M FINE. ABSOLUTELY. FINE.
>>24850698
not with that attitude. Just pretend you can do it.
>>24850660
They are a rare jewel, unfortunately due to this rarity their tastes are often an enigma.
The easiest and most risky route is to find them through asssociation. I've found they hang around Sjws out of innocence/ignorance and can easily be confused for one, yet if you can manage to get one on one with them they reveal their true nature.
In other words, your a robot, you got a snowball's chance in hell of finding one. Hell you probabbly are near quite a few of them, but don't know it.
Why is this
>you will never
?
Most of the things you guys have posted are entirely doable. You don't even need to be normie for some of them, and those that you do is just a minimal normie requirement.
>>24850698
>you will never have normalfag expectations and life like this guy
>>24850794
A lot of them require something like friends or gfs or money, etc. things we can't get due to our faults
>You'll never have a loli gf
;~;
>>24850700
Thanks, I needed a good side splitting laugh
>getting good feels now
>tfw i'll never cuddle emma andshe will never piss on my face
jdimsa
Best friend since 6th grade died recently. We're 24 now. Never told him I loved him. Never can now.
>ywn be caught up in a nationalistic fervor to protect your country
>ywn enlist in the armed forces based upon a romantic and over-sentimental view of what war is
>ywn know true camaraderie and devotion to your brothers in arms
>ywn spend weeks in the mud as artillery pounds the landscape around you
>ywn watch the old world die as killing gets turned into an industrial affair and everyone you know dies before your eyes
>ywn never be mere yards away from the enemy, hearing them sing Christmas carols
>ywn fearfully leave your trench and fraternize with the enemy
>ywn play a game of football with men you've spent the past several weeks killing
>ywn go back to killing each other the next day
>ywn know the feeling of true tragedy that is being a young man sent to kill other young men for the sake of the vanity of a few political rulers
Why do I have this feel? This is not a feel one should have.
>>24850770
Thanks man, it means a lot. Trying again always feels frustrating because it's another year of my life at it and I can see in the face of everybody I know that they despise even more than before as each year passes. I know it's something feasible to crush the test by the end of 2016. I'll do my best.
>>24850795
What are your dreams? Everyone has at least one, and if yours doesn't resonate with normalfag standards that's not a problem in my book.
>>24850794
because with the good ones we are limited by space and time
>tfw ywn colonize venus
>>24850525
>>24850525
i have a really grating personality and sense of humor and i'm kind of a huge aspie a lot of the time. i have friends but i'm pretty sure they only tolerate me and they're too nice to kick me out of the group. just fuck me up tbhfam.it doesn't help that i'm a girl and i'm also pretty ugly, along with my overall weirdness.
>>24850980
You actually are a normalfag that does exams though
>>24850909
hah gay. get a load of this guy, can someone say fag
>>24851144
I would say that getting in college is a way for me to get out of neetdom rather than me being a normalfag already. Currently I'm just a robot who dreams to be an architect and does tests.
> you'll never have a happy childhood worth remembering
>>24850291
>you'll never forget her
why couldnt she be not perfect
>>24851118
>they're too nice to kick me out of the group
if they are women they keep you around because they feel no competitive threat from you, if you started getting any kind of attention from a male above a certain line they would freak out and shit on you hard.
>>24851360
>tfw I thought she was finally out of my head
>fell asleep on the bus
>dreamt about taking a walk with her, talking to her about life and staring into her sparkly eyes
>woke up emotionally devastated
I hate this and I want no part in it.
>>24850291
>ywn be with you're waifu
>>24850944
textless agreements are not allowed
>>24851410
you're right actually.
i said that part mostly because i can tell they get annoyed whenever i accidentally say weird/stupid shit and i can kind of tell that they don't enjoy having me around. but you do have a really good point there.
>>24850944
why do i relate to this so?
