>tfw ran over a skink while mowing the lawn
>tfw it kept twitching and was all chopped up so i had to put it out of its misery
god damn it lizard-san, why couldn't you just get out of the way?? i never meant for this to happen.
>>24850282
iktf breh and it's not good
Not good at all.
>>24850282
Did this to a toad once. Poor little guy ;_;
>>24850301
>>24850323
it doesnt help that lizards, and skinks in particular, are probably my favourite animals
ive managed to avoid getting any to my knowledge before this, why did i have to start today ;_;
Trapped 7 rabbits last week.
>tfw belting them over the head with a stick.
Plenty more to go because they breed like.....
>>24850282
>using an auger to drill a hole outside
>garter snake segments come up
>found snake san's head still moving around
rip in peace lizard san, and snake san. ;_;
>Leaving the house to go ride my bike
>Door is one of those kinds that closes itself
>When I opened the door, a frog jumped into where the door closes
>Catch the door just in time and coax the frog into hopping away
>tfw I ran over a frog on my bike
He could have grown it all back
>>24850353
Sorry senpai. At least it wasn't intentional yknow
>live in redneck faggot town
>redneck kekold faggots run over cats on purpose
>see cat get hit
>immediately pull over
>he's dead as fuck, but i pull his corpse off the road
>qt pulls over and tells me i'm a good person
>tell her "i try"
>go home
>grab my cat
>cry
who here autist
I live in Okinawa where there are geckos everywhere. I've cut them in half just opening a door.
>>24850594
Do you ever put them in jars as pets? I would.
>>24850282
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING NORMO STOP FLAYING ME ALIVE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24850594
>I live in Okinawa where there are geckos everywhere. I've cut them in half just opening a door.
W-what? How horrifying.
>tfw crushed a tiny gecko while moving a wardrobe around
>years later when I moved it again I saw his tiny skeleton
Spooked me up
>>24850720
Something like that happened to my friend. His newt escaped its tank one day and he found its skeleton in his closet years later.
my cat hunts the shit out of these lizards, he'll be waiting at the back door and when you open he just fucking bolts and grabs them before they even see him. Sometimes their tails fall off and it's a funky feel watching the severed tail just twitch around for a minute
>>24850684
Glorious nippon doors folded 1,000 time
>>24850282
this memory fucks me up:
>come home blind drunk at 4am
>decide to go through back garden to avoid waking family
>our dog comes up to me in the darkness with a dead possum in its mouth
>force him to drop it, he does this often (gun dog)
>as its body lies on the pavement, realise it's still borderline alive/breathing
>feel terrible, have to put it out of its misery
>no tools at hand
>I literally jump up and stomp it to death
>over two dozen times, for good measure
>throw corpse in garbage bin
>walk indoors, kick shoes off in the laundry
>pass out in bed
next morning, parents wake me up. "what the fuck is on your shoes son, what is the mess in the laundry?" ... turns out the laundry is covered in possum blood and guts
here's the kicker
>occurs to me months later
>there is a reason we have the phrase "playing possum"
>when threatened, possums often instinctively pretend to be dead
I literally stomped a perfectly healthy possum to death
>>24851081
i cant help but find this a little hilarious. feel bad about laughing
>>24851081
Oh I kek'd anon. That's pretty funny.
>>24851081
nnnnnNNNNNOOOOOOO
>My sides are in the same place as that opossum
>>24850282
Maybe that skink was a little robot looking for someone to put him out of his misery.
He's happier now.
>>24851081
>tfw changing the fish tank water and come back to find a fish had hopped out of its bowl and was laying motionless on the floor
>feel a feel for my fish friend and flush him down the toilet
>find out later that fish can play dead
>he was probably alive
>>24851081
That's not too bad. Opossums are gross pest animals and carry diseases. I shoot them when I see them around.
>>24851885
>carry diseases
so do people
>>24851910
Elliot is the cure we need. Normalfags are the worst plague to infect mankind.
>mowing some tall grass with a weed whacker
>don't see the frog until it's too late
>disembowel it and break one of its legs
>it awkwardly drags itself into the rice paddy with its remaining three legs and disappears to go die a slow, quiet death alone
>depressed for like three hours
my cat catches lizards a lot
he likes to bring them in the house and chase them until they die, or until he kills it or eats it
he likes to decapitate them and leave their heads in my room :))
i never find the bodies.
i almost step on them sometimes, scary shit.
